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[News] Problem Solved   (Rating: -0.19 on 11 reviews, last by pandora 11 minutes ago)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (View user info) at 2009-07-03 15:28:57 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Exposed on the end of a FORK   (Rating: 1 on 4 reviews, last by TuTs 6 hours ago)
Submitted by jack_of_hearts (View user info) at 2009-07-03 11:31:19 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Quitting with the E-Cigarette   (Rating: 1.1 on 38 reviews, last by lungfish 25 minutes ago)
Submitted by Kaos-King (antius777) (View user info) at 2009-07-03 11:05:18 EDT
[None] MASSIVE update   (Rating: 1.86 on 31 reviews, last by joedaddy 1 hour ago)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2009-07-03 08:46:33 EDT
[None] ...of the Son, and of the Holy Toast...   (Rating: 1.58 on 35 reviews, last by lungfish 27 minutes ago)
Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2009-07-03 06:43:27 EDT
[None] On Why I Hate the Fourth   (Rating: 1.22 on 35 reviews, last by bustedcompass 1 hour ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-07-02 11:29:31 EDT
[None] Wimbledon (rantish in nature).   (Rating: 0.85 on 56 reviews, last by kgbpasha 84 minutes ago)
Submitted by tuts (View user info) at 2009-07-02 11:12:03 EDT
[None] Farting in the toilet shouldn't be as awkward as it is   (Rating: 1.88 on 32 reviews, last by bustedcompass 1 hour ago)
Submitted by Nath (w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m) (View user info) at 2009-07-02 11:00:34 EDT
[None] Familial tidings - A Colonial Tale pt 3   (Rating: 0.75 on 4 reviews, last by cheerios 17 hours ago)
Submitted by Graveyboat (View user info) at 2009-07-02 10:05:00 EDT
[None] R.I.P. - Karl Malden   (Rating: 0.84 on 23 reviews, last by bustedcompass 20 hours ago)
Submitted by PLANET (View user info) at 2009-07-02 09:03:44 EDT
[None] The not so curious case of Joseph Markel Junior the Fifth   (Rating: 2 on 20 reviews, last by kaos-king 7 hours ago)
Submitted by drogoroch (View user info) at 2009-07-02 06:41:25 EDT
[None] RIP Karl Malden   (Rating: 1 on 12 reviews, last by bustedcompass 19 hours ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-07-02 02:26:05 EDT
[Dirty Humor] spermicidal mexicans and PETA   (Rating: -0.72 on 36 reviews, last by sandmantate 3 hours ago)
Submitted by fraxinus (View user info) at 2009-07-01 22:55:05 EDT
[Romance] R.I.P. Karl Malden   (Rating: 1.41 on 14 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 1 day ago)
Submitted by cocaine (View user info) at 2009-07-01 22:26:23 EDT
[None] RIP Karl Malden   (Rating: 0.42 on 11 reviews, last by kitchens_closed 1 day ago)
Submitted by bustedcompass (View user info) at 2009-07-01 20:12:35 EDT
[Politics] RIP Karl Malden   (Rating: 1 on 18 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 1 day ago)
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (View user info) at 2009-07-01 19:15:09 EDT
[None] The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #4 – Snark   (Rating: 0.41 on 14 reviews, last by Ebenezer_Spooge 1 day ago)
Submitted by Yozz (View user info) at 2009-07-01 16:09:54 EDT
[None] People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.   (Rating: 1.4 on 23 reviews, last by Merlina 1 minute ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-07-01 16:01:58 EDT
[Romance] I will crumple you all   (Rating: 0.7 on 27 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 10 hours ago)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2009-07-01 14:42:14 EDT
[None] Medical Marijuana Reformatted   (Rating: 1.15 on 22 reviews, last by Scott4uf21 1 day ago)
Submitted by 8 bit hero (View user info) at 2009-07-01 13:41:22 EDT
[None] Are you interest in Music? 6   (Rating: 0.42 on 16 reviews, last by cheerios 17 hours ago)
Submitted by Tesla (View user info) at 2009-06-30 23:39:29 EDT
[None] ...And I heard a faint voice call through the fog...   (Rating: 2 on 23 reviews, last by cheerios 17 hours ago)
Submitted by HonkeyKong (View user info) at 2009-06-30 22:05:11 EDT
[None] Me quitting work. Finally.   (Rating: 0.81 on 33 reviews, last by kaos-king 8 hours ago)
Submitted by Nezidig (View user info) at 2009-06-30 22:01:50 EDT
[News] GPF : Yesterdays news   (Rating: 1 on 18 reviews, last by cheerios 17 hours ago)
Submitted by rorrim<rorrim.at.etisrebu.com> (View user info) at 2009-06-30 19:23:06 EDT
[Romance] A Heartwarming Tale of Nipple Biting and Eternal Friendship   (Rating: 1.42 on 27 reviews, last by cheerios 17 hours ago)
Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2009-06-30 17:16:10 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Medical Marijuana Reformatted   (Rating: -0.69 on 109 reviews, last by kaos-king 8 hours ago)
Submitted by Scott F <Scott4uf21.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2009-06-30 15:40:26 EDT
[None] Keep On Truckin   (Rating: 1.15 on 45 reviews, last by Berty 1 day ago)
Submitted by RoadSong (View user info) at 2009-06-30 14:27:37 EDT
[None] Bitch, I'm On a Boat!   (Rating: -0.17 on 43 reviews, last by JoeyG 7 hours ago)
Submitted by S.I. Co. (View user info) at 2009-06-30 11:18:50 EDT
[Movies & TV] Michael Bay & the Gang Crank Out Another Masterpiece   (Rating: 1.82 on 67 reviews, last by cheerios 17 hours ago)
Submitted by Sully (View user info) at 2009-06-29 21:30:43 EDT
[None] No way officer!   (Rating: -0.8 on 15 reviews, last by RoadSong 3 days ago)
Submitted by DoYouBadly (View user info) at 2009-06-29 21:25:11 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Working at the Home Depot   (Rating: 1.94 on 43 reviews, last by cheerios 18 hours ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2009-06-29 14:53:34 EDT
[None] OMFG If I had a Million I would buy THESE cars!!!!   (Rating: 1.73 on 30 reviews, last by beeltea 1 day ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2009-06-29 08:53:16 EDT
[Sound & Music] Chicken Dinner   (Rating: 1.7 on 18 reviews, last by cheerios 18 hours ago)
Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2009-06-29 08:48:46 EDT
[None] Ten Cars, Million Bucks Bandwagon   (Rating: 1.04 on 49 reviews, last by cheerios 18 hours ago)
Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2009-06-29 07:31:06 EDT
[None] Vatican Uses Carbon Dating to Verify Apostle's Identity   (Rating: 0.8 on 20 reviews, last by FilledwithHate 1 day ago)
Submitted by Foolproof (View user info) at 2009-06-29 07:30:34 EDT
[None] Bus   (Rating: 1.97 on 21 reviews, last by cheerios 18 hours ago)
Submitted by QuinnTheEskimo (View user info) at 2009-06-29 05:35:25 EDT
[None] August Volkmann's Last Stand   (Rating: 1.92 on 15 reviews, last by spuj 1 day ago)
Submitted by X54 (View user info) at 2009-06-29 00:37:32 EDT
[Science & Environmental] A Whole Lot of Yelling   (Rating: 1.83 on 7 reviews, last by scourge 4 days ago)
Submitted by SkullBiter (View user info) at 2009-06-28 23:46:34 EDT
[None] R. I. P. Billy Mays   (Rating: 1.37 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 days ago)
Submitted by Unabonger (View user info) at 2009-06-28 23:06:29 EDT
[Graphics] RIP Billy Mays   (Rating: 0.43 on 22 reviews, last by kitchens_closed 3 days ago)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2009-06-28 14:10:44 EDT

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