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[Quotes & Stories] The Plague Chapters 2 and 3   (Rating: 0.09 on 13 reviews, last by paxilliona 13 days ago)
Submitted by Narcisism (View user info) at 2009-10-28 15:57:30 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] The Plague Prologue and Chapter 1   (Rating: 0.51 on 25 reviews, last by icarus1987 22 days ago)
Submitted by Narcisism (View user info) at 2009-10-27 19:12:10 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Grueberfest 09 R.1 - Tattered   (Rating: 1.87 on 32 reviews, last by RoadSong 43 days ago)
Submitted by Ducky (View user info) at 2009-10-06 02:59:51 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Camping With The McCallum's   (Rating: 1.68 on 37 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 45 days ago)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2009-10-01 17:35:36 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] The Red Forest   (Rating: 1.01 on 29 reviews, last by spuj 53 days ago)
Submitted by Wigger Please (View user info) at 2009-09-23 01:24:05 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] So there I was...   (Rating: -1.68 on 16 reviews, last by scourge 60 days ago)
Submitted by d0oMFa5e (View user info) at 2009-09-17 11:43:46 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] killer's special victim   (Rating: -0.08 on 12 reviews, last by scourge 60 days ago)
Submitted by HartmannWho? (View user info) at 2009-09-16 20:39:56 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Not Very Scary   (Rating: 1.3 on 13 reviews, last by frankthebear 43 days ago)
Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2009-09-15 03:51:39 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Fun on the beach!   (Rating: -1.05 on 20 reviews, last by scourge 60 days ago)
Submitted by OtAkU_fAnGrRrL (View user info) at 2009-09-15 01:49:33 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Visiting the old alma mater!   (Rating: -1.5 on 23 reviews, last by Azo 69 days ago)
Submitted by Mambo About To Strike! (View user info) at 2009-09-07 20:51:55 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Visiting the old alma mater!   (Rating: -1.46 on 14 reviews, last by RoadSong 13 days ago)
Submitted by Mambo About To Strike! (View user info) at 2009-09-07 20:50:54 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Random thoughts of 25-35 year olds   (Rating: -1.07 on 13 reviews, last by gazaroo82 77 days ago)
Submitted by Amanda Segina <sumrwondr.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2009-08-28 14:20:12 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Klein Ep. 1   (Rating: -0.04 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 81 days ago)
Submitted by Amazing Fiction (View user info) at 2009-08-11 17:18:50 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Writing Contest - Perspective   (Rating: -1.18 on 11 reviews, last by scourge 102 days ago)
Submitted by I know Voodoo (View user info) at 2009-08-07 04:31:36 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Whilst I thank you for your faith in me, I'm not qualified to diagnose your genital warts   (Rating: 0 on 20 reviews, last by potatomanjack 105 days ago)
Submitted by Nobody Gets Out Alive (View user info) at 2009-08-04 10:12:58 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] exposed on the End Of A Fork [[edit repost plus camwhore. Just because]]   (Rating: -1.62 on 8 reviews, last by haikumikoo 114 days ago)
Submitted by jack_of_hearts (View user info) at 2009-07-28 21:19:56 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Ubersite: real experiences   (Rating: -1.66 on 15 reviews, last by BranDo 114 days ago)
Submitted by a sexy stallion! (View user info) at 2009-07-28 02:58:41 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Leftover Chinese & Beer   (Rating: 0.33 on 10 reviews, last by locksly 115 days ago)
Submitted by jack_of_hearts (View user info) at 2009-07-27 11:42:32 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Addiction   (Rating: -1.5 on 14 reviews, last by Liquidice281 128 days ago)
Submitted by Alexis Olissoff <olissoff.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-07-15 05:34:14 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] My superhero origin story   (Rating: -1.22 on 12 reviews, last by Gayvid_Gerrold 136 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Excellence: a true superhero (View user info) at 2009-07-07 01:08:28 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] 2012.12.25 Time Unknown   (Rating: 1.23 on 18 reviews, last by locksly 131 days ago)
Submitted by jack_of_hearts (View user info) at 2009-07-05 15:56:46 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Exposed on the end of a FORK   (Rating: 1.25 on 5 reviews, last by BranDo 138 days ago)
Submitted by jack_of_hearts (View user info) at 2009-07-03 11:31:19 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] I got a visit from the adoption agency   (Rating: -1.5 on 9 reviews, last by icarus1987 144 days ago)
Submitted by Ebenezer Spooge (View user info) at 2009-06-28 15:42:04 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Beach fun   (Rating: -1.16 on 21 reviews, last by sandmantate 145 days ago)
Submitted by a deadly tribble (View user info) at 2009-06-27 18:58:01 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Martha (unfinished)   (Rating: 0.85 on 7 reviews, last by scourge 144 days ago)
Submitted by jack_of_hearts (View user info) at 2009-06-27 17:57:19 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] What Happened Next?   (Rating: -1.33 on 10 reviews, last by scourge 150 days ago)
Submitted by moopy4u (View user info) at 2009-06-22 21:50:31 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] The day I got supsended - Vol 1 or My dad is a legend   (Rating: 1.84 on 45 reviews, last by X54 107 days ago)
Submitted by Nobody Gets Out Alive (View user info) at 2009-06-21 20:16:41 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Runts, Blind Dates, & Hippies -- Also Known As 'My Wednesday' (NSFW)   (Rating: 0.59 on 47 reviews, last by experima 34 days ago)
Submitted by Liquid (View user info) at 2009-06-18 15:51:50 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Two perfect scoops of ice cream and some Baby Ruth   (Rating: 2 on 25 reviews, last by Doodles 149 days ago)
Submitted by JohnnyBurnside (View user info) at 2009-06-12 01:03:17 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Anonymous   (Rating: -1.15 on 14 reviews, last by registerme 162 days ago)
Submitted by <aquaticmelody.at.live.com> (View user info) at 2009-06-10 06:11:51 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Legend of the Red Berets Part 1: Swine flu and absinthe   (Rating: 0.63 on 11 reviews, last by RoadSong 163 days ago)
Submitted by <gunnar.at.leftech.com> (View user info) at 2009-06-09 18:53:08 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] True: Colors (blue) & (indigo)   (Rating: 0 on 9 reviews, last by rob_berg 171 days ago)
Submitted by JS3 (View user info) at 2009-06-01 19:24:38 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Firey balls.   (Rating: -1.5 on 12 reviews, last by scourge 176 days ago)
Submitted by <aquaticmelody.at.live.com> (View user info) at 2009-05-27 03:30:46 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Black Death - Part One   (Rating: 1.41 on 70 reviews, last by JonnyX 31 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-05-20 05:38:07 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Benches and Bike Rides   (Rating: 1.59 on 131 reviews, last by Bubba2341 181 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-05-19 08:34:45 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] True: Colors (green)   (Rating: -0.23 on 22 reviews, last by NintendoCzar 183 days ago)
Submitted by JS3 (View user info) at 2009-05-18 19:03:32 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] My final Sunday of being a stay at home freak with too many assignments to finish and no one to finish them for me.   (Rating: 1.29 on 64 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 183 days ago)
Submitted by tuts (View user info) at 2009-05-17 14:05:26 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Drunk Driving's Not A Problem; It's Being Drunk In 7-11 Where Shit Fucks Up   (Rating: 1.79 on 26 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 183 days ago)
Submitted by puck (View user info) at 2009-05-16 14:48:06 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] This is a serious writers forum..........   (Rating: 1.76 on 30 reviews, last by mystiamoon 189 days ago)
Submitted by tuts (View user info) at 2009-05-14 05:41:43 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] True: Colors (yellow)   (Rating: 0.6 on 9 reviews, last by NintendoCzar 192 days ago)
Submitted by JS3 (View user info) at 2009-05-11 19:05:37 EDT

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Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam