Ubersite will revolutionize the way you view information. The content
of Ubersite is created by anyone who wishes to create content for Ubersite.
Every user who reads content can rate the content as to its usefulness.
Cut and dry, that is it. What does this mean for you? It means
Ubersite is better than your website. While most websites are limited
in capability to the few heads atop the power pyramid of some organized structure,
Ubersite capitalizes on random, chaotic, unpredictable, flexible, bizarre human
behavior to generate a website that is, in fact, better than your website.
When given the appropriate search criteria, you as a user can view the funniest
jokes on Ubersite. The nice folks at Ubersite are not funny. The jokes you
see were submitted by users or other third party sources. By users giving high
ratings to the jokes that make them laugh and low ratings to the jokes that suck,
the end result you see will be the funniest jokes currently known to mankind.
This theory also applies to every other category appearing on Ubersite.
Open Source Schmopen Schmource! Even the
Open Source Software development model
(see
Linux,
Apache,
Perl,
other clearly superior technologies)
cannot capitalize on the impractical, confusing, painfully irrational ability
of the human population as a whole. Ubersite takes the fractillian responses
of every individual, performs some Uberprocessing on them, wraps them all up in
a neat little package, and presents you the viewer with exactly what you want to see.
How do we know what you want to see? We know. But how do we know? We just do.
We here at Ubersite are sure that once you visit our website and become familiar
with the way it works, you will come to the same conclusion that we have:
your website sucks.
