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[Libertarians] aint easy bein a nocturnal peep   (Rating: 0.5 on 3 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 hours ago)
Submitted by they call him George Sketson. (View user info) at 2009-11-08 01:52:57 EST
[None] Fuck You   (Rating: 0.41 on 13 reviews, last by messmind 57 minutes ago)
Submitted by S.I. Co. (View user info) at 2009-11-07 13:48:19 EST
[Humor] Fear and Loathing in Tempe   (Rating: 1.36 on 19 reviews, last by X54 5 hours ago)
Submitted by <romiustexis.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2009-11-07 04:47:10 EST
[None] I'm thinking of starting a website   (Rating: -0.88 on 42 reviews, last by Ducky 9 hours ago)
Submitted by Unbeatable (View user info) at 2009-11-06 13:13:02 EST
[None] Dreams . . . a defense mechanism?   (Rating: 0.68 on 30 reviews, last by Ducky 7 hours ago)
Submitted by Bad Company <badcompany231.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-11-06 10:27:03 EST
[None] Asian Massage $19.95   (Rating: 1.3 on 64 reviews, last by Ducky 7 hours ago)
Submitted by RoadSong (View user info) at 2009-11-06 04:14:40 EST
[None] Rock Bottom?   (Rating: -0.19 on 18 reviews, last by Ducky 7 hours ago)
Submitted by Seaghdha (View user info) at 2009-11-06 03:26:15 EST
[None] boat funeral   (Rating: -0.9 on 12 reviews, last by icarus1987 1 day ago)
Submitted by nigel reid <nigel72092.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2009-11-05 23:04:20 EST
[None] So EPIC it will hammer punch your ovaries into the Crab Nebula! Step back, cunts!   (Rating: -0.68 on 16 reviews, last by paxilliona 1 day ago)
Submitted by 8 bit hero (View user info) at 2009-11-05 21:16:23 EST
[Dumb Jobs] Corporate American Psycho   (Rating: 1.23 on 13 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 9 hours ago)
Submitted by ENV3NOM (View user info) at 2009-11-05 11:28:54 EST
[Romance] 40 Years of Sesame Street - Let's Celebrate *NSFW*   (Rating: 1 on 19 reviews, last by BubbaEarl 71 minutes ago)
Submitted by Bub$ (View user info) at 2009-11-04 16:42:35 EST
[None] What's with those retarded chicas?   (Rating: -0.22 on 19 reviews, last by pandora 2 days ago)
Submitted by Soyware <RazorRaiser.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-11-03 22:33:06 EST
[None] the Earth IS getting bigger, you fuckers   (Rating: 1.48 on 47 reviews, last by skettymonster 2 days ago)
Submitted by shandythetopdog (View user info) at 2009-11-03 08:27:10 EST
[None] Observations from a haunted house (Now With Bonus Camwhore!!!)   (Rating: 1.3 on 28 reviews, last by paxilliona 1 day ago)
Submitted by fallout (View user info) at 2009-11-03 06:30:50 EST
[None] it's always sunny in philadelphia   (Rating: -0.28 on 27 reviews, last by locksly 61 minutes ago)
Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2009-11-03 04:46:20 EST
[None] Balancing borderline madness with the requirements of being a receptionist   (Rating: 1.33 on 30 reviews, last by willartstorg 8 hours ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-11-03 00:07:02 EST
[Romance] So here's why I broke up with my girlfriend...   (Rating: -0.17 on 29 reviews, last by netimportant 2 days ago)
Submitted by Wigger Please (View user info) at 2009-11-02 21:11:15 EST
[Romance] 5 year Uberversary + why I am so fat   (Rating: 1.37 on 43 reviews, last by cheerios 7 hours ago)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2009-11-02 16:32:47 EST
[General] I hate India   (Rating: 1.03 on 33 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 days ago)
Submitted by leenar (View user info) at 2009-11-02 13:53:28 EST
[Humor] Obamarama   (Rating: 1.32 on 25 reviews, last by osmosianist 7 hours ago)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2009-11-01 19:01:38 EST
[Computers & Internet] WTF or Email Spammers are on Crack   (Rating: 1.07 on 17 reviews, last by paxilliona 1 day ago)
Submitted by TToM: How Many Fruit Pastels Does it Take to Choke a Kestrel (View user info) at 2009-11-01 14:23:09 EST
[None] RIP Dennis   (Rating: -1.33 on 6 reviews, last by LoooseSprocket 3 days ago)
Submitted by DoYouBadly (View user info) at 2009-11-01 13:27:41 EST
[None] Dude, that's BOSCH!   (Rating: 1.55 on 20 reviews, last by LoooseSprocket 3 days ago)
Submitted by Congressman Biff (View user info) at 2009-11-01 11:40:38 EST
[None] In the end, there can be only one. GRUEBERFEST 2009 WINNAR!   (Rating: 1.8 on 19 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 2 days ago)
Submitted by Gonefiguring the Gruemaster (View user info) at 2009-10-31 09:53:20 EDT
[None] I Got The Call Yesterday   (Rating: 0.96 on 34 reviews, last by sicosemen 3 days ago)
Submitted by Yozz (View user info) at 2009-10-30 16:15:15 EDT
[Computers & Internet] Pretty sure all the lightening storms lately are a signal God is trying to get me. Nice try bitch.   (Rating: 1.78 on 19 reviews, last by LoooseSprocket 3 days ago)
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[None] Bang!   (Rating: 0.93 on 16 reviews, last by LoooseSprocket 3 days ago)
Submitted by Offspring (View user info) at 2009-10-30 10:36:34 EDT
[None] The Best Part of You Ran Down the Crack of Your Mother's Ass   (Rating: 0.94 on 17 reviews, last by paxilliona 8 days ago)
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2009-10-30 01:02:45 EDT
[Romance] Random: Five Question Friday   (Rating: 1.38 on 47 reviews, last by Merlina 2 days ago)
Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2009-10-30 00:34:39 EDT
[None] Omega (3)...now with shameless camwhore!!   (Rating: 0.85 on 52 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 days ago)
Submitted by Sage is Fancy (View user info) at 2009-10-29 21:46:44 EDT
[None] A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.   (Rating: 1.41 on 47 reviews, last by paxilliona 1 day ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-10-29 20:16:45 EDT
[Romance] Courting the Twins   (Rating: 1.27 on 19 reviews, last by paxilliona 1 day ago)
Submitted by X54 (View user info) at 2009-10-29 00:37:44 EDT
[None] Grueberfest 09 Rd.Final. Cobar.   (Rating: 1.87 on 37 reviews, last by Ducky 6 days ago)
Submitted by Tuts (View user info) at 2009-10-28 23:53:44 EDT
[None] Dementia.   (Rating: 2 on 12 reviews, last by deathmobile 6 days ago)
Submitted by Deathmobile (View user info) at 2009-10-28 20:50:13 EDT
[None] No good decisions are ever made during a panic   (Rating: 1 on 11 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 8 days ago)
Submitted by Genko (View user info) at 2009-10-28 20:05:24 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] The Plague Chapters 2 and 3   (Rating: 0.09 on 13 reviews, last by paxilliona 1 day ago)
Submitted by Narcisism (View user info) at 2009-10-28 15:57:30 EDT
[Sports] Thanks, Mike!   (Rating: 0.84 on 44 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 3 days ago)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2009-10-28 06:25:15 EDT
[None] Grueberfest 09 Final - Implode   (Rating: 1.94 on 47 reviews, last by TuTs 8 days ago)
Submitted by Ducky (View user info) at 2009-10-28 01:32:02 EDT
[General] Shit women can get away with   (Rating: 0.28 on 96 reviews, last by Sincere 3 days ago)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2009-10-27 16:16:39 EDT
[None] grUeBERfest 2009 ROUND 4 - Révolution des Loups   (Rating: 1.41 on 40 reviews, last by paxilliona 8 days ago)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (View user info) at 2009-10-27 14:54:50 EDT

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