A Perfect, Bisexual World (13636 hits)
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Submitted by Snoop Pupp (View user info) at 2002-11-07 13:07:28 EST
I have been thinking recently, what would be the perfect world? An interracial, bisexual one. Each house would be home to four parents, and a number of offspring. These parents would include a white Jew, a black Christian, an Asian Hindu / Muslim, and a Chinese person, of no religion. This would include two males, and two females. They would all be bisexual, and share the same bed.
This may just seem the sordid fantasy of a troubled, perverted youth, and it probably is, but here is my theory. The fact that all the parents are different races would allow the children to become attached to each, deterring them from racist discrimination. They would love all their parents, as we all do, and therefore would not be bothered, or disturbed by the colour of skin. The mix of races during breeding would also cause the children to be of different races, and this would mean a lack of racism, because you love your brother / sister. This would cause an end to racism.
The parents are all of different religions too. I know I haven't mentioned all the religions, (maybe I could add a Buddhist, catholic, Protestant, Satanist ..etc..) but I think four parents is enough, don't you? Well, this would end religious wars, etc. The simple fact is that children lead the way to tomorrow, so we need to keep their heads clear from religious discrimination, and as I said for racism, why would you fight against something you live in peace with? This would cause an end to religious war.
The parents are also bisexual. I know you all think. "Eew, you mean the guys have sex with the guys and the girls? and girls have sex with each other to? that's sick!" But why do you think this? Because you have been brought up to see homosexuals of either sex as different? This is because people are stupid, homosexuality is a beautiful thing, trust me, I've seen 'Lesbo Tongue 2'. But that's beside the point. The children will once again be brought up to see homosexuality as normal, and not to discriminate against it. You only think it's disgusting because that's what you've been brought up to believe, is that correct? Of course it is. This would cause an end to sexual discrimination, and homosexual rights movements.
There are a few other things that would be needed to make the world perfect, e.g. money, living arrangements, standard of living, a few laws changing, the legal drinking age, and firearms laws (or lack thereof). But I just think that an interracial, multi-religious, bisexual household would make the world perfect, who agrees?
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Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-09-02 02:37:59 EDT (#)
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while you're at it, why not make two of the parents related. so the children will see the beauty of incest. here's a minus 2.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-02 02:04:57 EDT (#)
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Enjoy your AIDS!
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-09-02 01:45:39 EDT (#)
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Mine would involve more dwarfs. You just can't have enough of those happy little miners.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-09-02 01:25:11 EDT (#)
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my perfect world would be... everything EXACTLY the way it is now, and me with loads and loads of money.
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-09-02 01:14:03 EDT (#)
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It'd definately work. How could it not? Guys... girls... sex... yay.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-09-02 00:35:42 EDT (#)
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and who am i to say if it wouldnt work? its your perfect world
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-09-02 00:34:39 EDT (#)
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of course this wouldnt work, but a fun read nonetheless
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-01 23:08:29 EDT (#)
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-2 die
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-09-01 23:02:32 EDT (#)
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Holy fucking stupid...
Submitted by LustrousShe-Wolf (user info) at 2007-09-01 23:02:14 EDT (#)
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I love lesbians... Bi chicks are cool too.
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-09-01 22:14:56 EDT (#)
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Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving
mysteries.
A Milhouse Divided
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-09-01 21:42:46 EDT (#)
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Wow! Awesome. I wish I was bi-sexual.
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2005-10-29 09:15:41 EDT (#)
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nearly two years without a review.. meh-heh-heh.
Submitted by trashspecies (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:38:07 EST (#)
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I was just referring to the dumb shits who were making the retarded comments. Not everyone.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-02 23:00:07 EST (#)
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blah, people make up thier own minds in the end. I was brought up by a homophobic absentee father and 2 redneck racist step fathers and i am neither racist nor homophobic, in fact i detest both kinds of people. I also detest religious radicals, or hell any religious people even tho i was brought up catholic...go figure
Submitted by trashspecies <bigladiator> at 2004-04-02 22:41:57 EST (#)
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Actually, let me say that also applies to all the other ignorant pieces of human SHIT on this board too. And by the way, if you are Christian and talking shit, aren't you supposed to preach love , even for those you disagree with (because they are 'confused'-please)? Oh, I see, you're only Christian when it suits you. You are the real "faggots". You say it's wrong because the bible says so. Well not everyone ELSE in the world is Christian, so pardon my french but fuck off.
Submitted by trashspecies (user info) at 2004-04-02 17:08:03 EST (#)
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To hairowen, you are a fucking moron. People like you are why this society sucks. First off, I didn't hear anyone say anything about not standing up for what you believe in. Personally, I don't believe in ignorant trash, but you're still here. I don't particularly like Christianity and think it's wrong that people are raised since birth in the U.S. to pray to a magical man in the sky who is overly puritan but I can respect others' beliefs. "Ah can't staind faggots, Bubba". Well, gay, lesbian, and bisexual people have been here since the openly bi ancient roman soldiers were around and they are not going to just go away. I agree if you have a serious issue, stand up for it but what you're saying is just being totally ignorant TRASH. There are more important problems in the world than who people decide to sleep with or love or whatever. Religion, race, and sexuality are barriers that separate us as people. If we are to evolve beyond the animals we are now, we need to break these barriers and work together for a better future, regardless of differences.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-03-14 23:09:46 EST (#)
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0 on 100.
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2004-03-14 22:55:10 EST (#)
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I have just returned, and on viewin my file, hav noticed a lack of interest, does discrimination not bother you people? are you all perfect? I think (and hope, for the point of my argument) not! I am disgusted that you feel no need to give this world the 'quick fix' we need, so the next generation will have to deal with the mistake in it.
Submitted by KaBoOm at 2003-04-08 21:35:11 EDT (#)
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What would we do with all of the white Christians, Black Jews and religious Chinese people?
Submitted by Lici at 2003-03-28 06:55:06 EST (#)
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a white Jew, a black Christian, an Asian Hindu / Muslim, and a Chinese person,
*****
So these are the only people that exist in your perfect world? I do hope you know there are a hell of alot more people than just those you listed.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-03-07 08:19:59 EST (#)
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lesbo tounge 2 sounds pretty hot, but hot beef injection 3...well....you wouldnt think homosexuality is so beautiful after seeing that, unless you are gay, in which case you would love it.
Submitted by Istaros <archon_templar.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-03-06 15:31:54 EST (#)
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Why the hell would a perfect world be bisexual? I prefer Hume's fork or whatever, keep it simple. No need to complicate things. Let the bodies do what they were meant to do, that would be perfect. Perfect because there would be less confusion and fewer problems.
Submitted by Hank Rollins <upyours.at.fuckface.com> at 2003-03-05 00:08:26 EST (#)
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ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEONE FIGUERED IT OUT!
Submitted by hairowen (user info) at 2003-02-09 23:45:22 EST (#)
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Wow... what can I say... you are an complete moron. My god you have to be one of the stupidest people I've met. Homosexuality is wrong. You are basicly saying if our society was brought up so that murder was right then thats okay. IN FACT I think we should free every person who murdered someone!! It is their life choice isn't it? If they think its right who are we to say it is wrong?
MY GOD if we all were like you our society would be a bunch of spineless pansies who don't stand up for what they think is right. I hope you die, ###########.
Submitted by me <me.at.me.com> at 2003-02-09 16:26:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jesus <@> at 2003-02-08 11:25:40 EST (#)
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Wow... I'm not even going to bother explaining why I find this to be the stupidest thing I've seen this year. Sorry - second stupidest. I forgot President "Chimp" Bush.
Submitted by Loren <Bella.at.mindspring.com> at 2003-01-31 08:58:09 EST (#)
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Pretty ironic how you mentioned DIY. My father was senior editor of Reader's Digest Do it Yourself Guide. Quite an infamous publication. It developed a huge "Tim Allen type" cult following. I think more people don that book than they do Gideon's bible.
This novel is - well - humor, adventure, mystery, love, angst, sex, incest, drugs, murder and more... all rolled into one. I laughed, I cried, I wrote bad checks.
Loren
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-01-31 00:58:12 EST (#)
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I am assuming that I wouldn't find your dad's book in the DIY section. Where then would you put it?
Submitted by Loren <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> at 2003-01-29 08:51:30 EST (#)
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Being the youngest of seven? Let me put it this way - you learn how to eat quickly. Also, we let each other off the hook a lot more than other families I know - with the 9 of us, 5 in-laws, 8 nephews, 5 nieces - it would be WAY to much work to remember everyone's birthdays, not to mention expensive... blah blah blah...
Seriously, my family is great. We have a lot of fun when we get together, but it's been years since we've managed to get EVERYONE together in one house because we're all spread out across the country, and everyone is so busy all the time.
The last novel I had the time to read was my father's. Quite good, I really think he'll be published this time. So if you ever see "The Mechanical Cat" on the shelves... buy it, damnit. :-)
Loren
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-01-28 20:54:28 EST (#)
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Animation? I was guessing web design. On a mac. Sounds as though you've had an interesting education. What's it like to be the youngest of seven? I spent a lot of time reading. I no longer have the time for it, unless it's ITU-T standards or bs. documentation. Lately I've taken to collecting literature in eBook/Textfile form & having my comp read it through a text-to speech engine. This is good for cheap laughs, but reading it isn't.
Submitted by Loren <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> at 2003-01-28 09:45:51 EST (#)
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Yidele
I'm glad you "aggree." Hahaha. I'm sorry, but I HAD to throw in one little dig.
I am a New Yawka. So you hit on the eastern observation. I also like your point about vanity, it has a lot to do with it.
However - I was not blessed with the opportunity to spend four years studying the philosophy of language, although, that would have been QUITE the treat. I undoubtedly would have started a few fist fights at Starbucks. ; )
Truth be known, I bartended my way through my community college art and computer courses, and now I get paid for computer animation. I tell most people that I finger-paint and glue things all day.
I am what I is because I was brought up by - and with - brilliant people, who still amaze me to this day.
I am the youngest of seven, and as it was a task to get enough food on the table, we couldn't afford such luxuries as a television to baby-sit us... so we read. A lot.
I'm still a little up in the air when it comes to such publications as The TV guide, Soap Opera Digest, and Biker's Weekly (I made that one up), but reading really is what kids need to learn spelling and grammar and sentence structure etc. A little intellectual curiosity helps, but the bottom line is - we're all capable of aping, it's the core of our instinctual behavior (what's left of them).
So I say: Ape away if you can't figure it out for yourselves, you bunch of monkeys!
It's early, I'm not thinking completely straight, probably because I'm still thawing out from the 9 degree weather we're blessed with this morning in New Yawk. So I'll stop babbling now, and ask for everyone's forgiveness.
- god, do I ever shut up?
Loren
BTW - I really didn't like this article.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-01-27 17:24:46 EST (#)
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You are correct. I do aggree with you in principle, but the trouble with principles is that they're ever so much easier to elucidate than follow. I would like to say that I rigorously check my spelling & grammar before posting, but that would be a lie. For me it is a compromise between correcting glaring typos, typing speed & being vain enough to try not looking like an illiterate oaf. I did not suggest that the use of "classless illiterates" was classless, hell - it wasn't even declasse' - I am merely curious whence it came in Your vocabulary. I'll hazard a cheap shot - it has something to do with an eastern liberal arts college? Chomsky? Nader?
Yidele
P.s - I would like to reassure you that I also use "Classless Illiterates" on occasion - they wash my car windows on the way to work
Submitted by Loren <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> at 2003-01-27 16:00:28 EST (#)
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If the adjective I chose, "classless" is the one thing that really bothered you, Yidele, I have to wonder if maybe you actually agreed with some of my points. I'll take a chance and give myself a little pat on the back. (Only a little one, don't worry.)
*Insert curious smirk*
Taken literally, of course you are right. There really is no such thing as classless, but I think you know you should have chalked it up to a "rant," and that in my mind I was picturing the large group of people, (more and more young people - I notice it in my 13 nieces and nephews) who choose to NOT care about how they portray themselves through speech. Ahh the perpetual eye-rollers when corrected by anyone. (I know, I did it when my father corrected me as a kid, but too bad, I'm the adult now, and I get to be the royal pain in the ass.) I only hope it's just another fad they'll grow out of.
Bottom line being - I don't think it's good practice.
So I humbly clarify things with what I truly intended: Low Class. Ya no mo' fo? Sheeet, wuz up wid' at?
God I hate that, I'd like to whack the next idiot I hear speak like that in the back of the head with a tire iron.
As far as the internet goes? People CAN take a minute and spell-check if they're unsure. People CAN use punctuation and the shift key. Merriam Webster's dictionary and thesaurus is a help too. As far as grammar? What can I say? Turn off Ricky Lake and read more.
Thank you for pointing out my classless slip up. ; ) Loren
BTW - I really didn't care for this article. I'm tired of people pushing the idea of same sex relationships.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-01-27 14:16:20 EST (#)
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Would you prefer illiterates with a well defined sense of class distinction? Using cookie cutter phrases like "Classless illiterates" in america doesn't make much sense - you are all classless, except the Kennedys who, as most americans do, draw their hybrid vigour from (formerly) plebeian roots. What bothers *Me* about the illiterates is that they cannot read or function properly in society, not their lack of self identification with something as artificial & outmoded as class. In a society where social and political power is determined solely by money, not birth or even ( woe is thee) education, there are two places that american gals can be tought about class distinction & only one where they can learn to care about the "classless Illiterates".
Submitted by ha at 2003-01-27 13:09:01 EST (#)
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I agree with you mostly, but there would still be problems. At least this article makes you think. Why are people so intollerant of others. To me it seems to be everyone who believes in God. If you believe in him, do so but also remember that he doesn't want you to hate others that don't believe.
Submitted by Bella <Bella70.com> at 2003-01-23 14:46:01 EST (#)
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This is actually for "DonMecca" who so "liberally" asks below why people care about spelling and grammar, and how errors add "character, like wrinkles." I would bet that's what your manager at McDonald's said after reading your resume.
It's attitudes like DonMecca's that contribute to the growing number of classless illiterates in this country. Oh, I'm so impressed with your open-minded thinking! Now I'm planning to tell my children that failing English adds "character" - BRILLIANT.
What separates us from animals is our ability to communicate. Think about it, it's amazing, complex, and always developing and evolving. What separates us from MORONS is the ability (and DESIRE) to communicate well.
Try to dig deep for some pride - if not for yourself, and how others perceive you when you spew out garbage - then for our language. So keep on taking the thousands of years mankind has invested in developing our beautiful language for granted. While you're at it, take up graffiti and start defecating all over the place since you think it's OK to shit all over the English language. It's people like you that make the rest of us look like uneducated, lazy slobs. THANK YOU.
I have a suspicion you support ebonics. Why not suggest we just grunt and make gestures at each other from hereon? I'm ashamed for you. I seriously hope nobody agrees with you on this issue.
Submitted by ZippyTK (user info) at 2003-01-11 13:54:33 EST (#)
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guys dont need to ass-fuck to have sex... and i got very confused with this article/post/ thing a mober
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2003-01-09 09:28:17 EST (#)
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How can you gay-bash when you chose the name HOMO? Stupid.
Just because I don't want a dick in my ass doesn't mean that I can't respect that someone else does. I don't like to eat ham, but lots of people do and it doesn't bother me. If the dick isn't in your ass, then why do you care? Wait maybe that's the problem . . . I think that it is in your ass. Dumbass.
Submitted by homo at 2003-01-08 17:04:49 EST (#)
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since the person who wrote this thinks that being gay is ok he is gay along with anyone who agrees woth this piece of shit article. how would u like it if someones nasty dick was shoved repeatedly in your ass? u cant agree that being gay is ok unless u want that. all gay ppl shot be shot and/or impaled on large sticks. o yes so shoul gay supporters.
Submitted by T <T.at.JUNO.COM> at 2003-01-07 10:10:23 EST (#)
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all i can say is "wow"
Submitted by chris <nepharsis.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-01-06 16:06:38 EST (#)
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your one disturbed person
Submitted by Xero <zero_skape.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-01-04 14:39:27 EST (#)
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I found this interesting, and funny.
It pisses me off than most of this people believe that homosexuality or bisexuality is wrong, it isn't. It's just a different way of living, and many people see it like if it is disgusting to see two men or two women kissing, I mean, for me it's disgusting (but also to see a straight couple kissing.. why they can't go to their house or to a private place instead of doing it in public) (LOL)
But I mean... Homo/Bisexuality is acceptable for me if they don't try to involve me in that, I respect them and expect to be respected.
Same with religions, I respect people's views about their God(s) or their believes, and expect them to respect mine, that is how a world is supposed to be.
The guy that said "Racism is dead", no it isn't, racism isn't dead and won't be dead with people hating others for their skin color...
Only thing I didn't like about the article was that he forgot about Latins.. -_-
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2003-01-01 15:55:54 EST (#)
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I was just thinking, how high does the heat rating thing go? If you read this, just send me a review, and see howhigh we can get the heat thing. Together, we can beat the machine.
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2003-01-01 15:36:29 EST (#)
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I wish I was a handbag, or a dustbin. Man, thats the life..
Submitted by Jmlw at 2003-01-01 15:03:58 EST (#)
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whatever makes you feel better my good old WT, :)
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2003-01-01 14:01:23 EST (#)
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Why are people so bothered about spelling accuracy? We are all stupid, it's that simple. Spelling mistakes add character, as do wrinkles, and piercings.
Submitted by Jmlw 87 at 2002-12-29 21:25:31 EST (#)
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Maybe not Laura, although my grammar and english is just fine I thank you. Anyway, you are one who should not be calling the kettle black, as they say- for I believe you said "or several throughout your life, with whoever you want." Actually it's whomever...but I was merely trying to help you learn, eh?
Submitted by laura <lauracaroline123.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-12-29 12:12:55 EST (#)
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Whoever said that homosexuality and bisexuality are pointless lifestyles,thats blatently not true.I'm not as much of a hedonist as these guys who want harems and orgies(well every now and then its all good)but surely you live a lifestyle cos it makes you happy?Thats like saying theres no point in impotent or sterile people having relationships.Your sexuality is not a matter of choice,any more than virility is,and it shouldn't determine your right to a happy relationship,or several throughout your life,with whoever you want.Also nobody on here can spell or use grammar correctly so all stop getting on each others asses about it and learn!
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-12-28 09:42:48 EST (#)
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Heterosexuality is over-rated. Damn communists, controlling our minds. I should go to the highest power around, and complain with a vast array of rap lyrics, and bumping bass lines. But I'm tired. Meh.
Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2002-12-27 12:54:51 EST (#)
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What about the heterosexuals? Please just let us have sex with members of the opposite sex.
Submitted by EuroRaver <VersaceRaver.at.yahoo.com> at 2002-12-27 12:13:15 EST (#)
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I found this charmingly wicked! It was Great! :-)
Racism and sexual discrimination is really really just a waste of time.
I mean, look, our lives being alive, is not very long, so why not just make your life easier and just quit hating and learn to live with others different than yourself. You really are not going to get rid of anyone different than yourself, so, gay's will always be here and people of different colors and religions will also always be here.
The whole world should actually take part, at once, with a big and I mean big "Love Parade" and/or "StreetParade" Party (but I would prefer the StreetParade style; which promotes: "LIEBE, FREIHEIT, EINHEIT" translated into "Love, Freedom, Unity."
Everyone loves everyone during these Parades, no matter who you are.
<Thanks from Germany> ;-)
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-12-24 13:58:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ross Mackey at 2002-12-23 20:21:58
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The Only reason this bullshit is worth reading is to see how fucking communist you are you sorry bastard. What is the horse shit that homosexuality is a beautiful thing? It is not, it's disgusting, the bible says that god punishes people by making the homosexual. Our bodies were not designed to fuck with members of the same sex. Men have dicks so they can shove them into some hot pussy and a baby will come out after nine months.
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Well, Mr Mackey, mm-kay. I see your an idiot. You made me notice this a few times in your post, firstly you are called Ross, and you rated it -2. You said homosexuality is disgusting, and that the body wasn't designed for homosexual mating. Well Mr Mackey, it seems to me you are one of those narrow minded assholes that was raised by a homophobic father, who was probably in denial. Did you enjoy the way he always went 'male-bonding'? The way he told you it was normal to bath with him till you were 24? It also seems that the body was made with the possibility of homosexual relations, seeing as men use each others anus for penetration, and most enjoy it. Seems to me God made the body perfectly, to suit all sexual preferences. Oh, one last thing.. how old are you? Old enough to use naughty words? "Men have dicks so they can shove them into some hot pussy and a baby will come out after nine months." - Come back when you know a pussy isn't a cat, and you start puberty, asshole.
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2002-12-23 23:40:28 EST (#)
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I love how people alway cite that God didn't make people to be homosexual, but in the same sentence make a lude comment about male and female genitals. As long as you're citing God, he didn't intend you to be talking about "dicks" and "pussies" or trying to get laid all of the time.
Submitted by Jaime <CR_RiDeR87.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-12-23 22:16:57 EST (#)
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I wish people would stop degrading others because they are a different race or prefer the same sex. Neither of those make a difference to me at all. It's not my business what's happening in their bedroom and someone's skin color does not define their personality. Those things don't matter to me. Why do they matter to you!?!? Some of you act like you can tell what kind of person someone will be just by looking at them. And THAT is what is disgusting.
Submitted by Ross Mackey at 2002-12-23 20:21:58 EST (#)
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The Only reason this bullshit is worth reading is to see how fucking communist you are you sorry bastard. What is the horse shit that homosexuality is a beautiful thing? It is not, it's disgusting, the bible says that god punishes people by making the homosexual. Our bodies were not designed to fuck with members of the same sex. Men have dicks so they can shove them into some hot pussy and a baby will come out after nine months.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-21 18:11:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2002-12-21 04:15:20 EST (#)
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There are 2 ways to get rid of racism. One is to breed it out. Until there is one uni-race the uneducated/inexperienced person will dislike what is different from him. Even if this happens we will still discriminate based on economic class.
The only other way we will get rid of racism is if we encounter some aliens and go to war as a planet (seriously). A common enemy is one thing that will unite people, and the only common enemy that all people could ever have is something that is not human. Though it would have to be a war that lasted generations because the common enemy thing is just a termprary fix.
Truthfully, I don't see either of these things happening. So I don't see racism ever totally going away. But I do believe that with education, we can make improvements.
Submitted by Nick White at 2002-12-21 01:37:05 EST (#)
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Hey, you fuck all the ass you want, I'm stickin to the womens.
Submitted by Charles <insanegy.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-12-21 01:33:12 EST (#)
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Alrighty....I'm tired of arguing about this anywayz. The fact of the matter is that racism has become part of our society. On ALL sides and there is nothing we could do about it....unfortunately....and it sucks that there isn't anything we can do. Racism is probably most related to class discrimination. Because even among whites there are problems, the higher upper class consider anyone under them to be 'white trash' etc. Racism exists because people NEED some reason to make themselves feel better and higher than others.
Submitted by Jmlw 87 at 2002-12-20 22:12:52 EST (#)
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Ah, think nothing of it hendrix- I live to serve, lol.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2002-12-20 08:12:58 EST (#)
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Thank you JMLW. (that was me with the random joe comment, I wasn't logged in)
Submitted by Jmlw 87 at 2002-12-20 05:46:36 EST (#)
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I think, Charles, what Random was saying is that you said stereotypes were part of a bigoted nature...and yes this is indeed true, but then you turned around and said "(I'm assuming, since most racial bigots are white men)", You yourself made a stereotype that you just stated you would never make...so yes, unfortunately, or fortunately (as the case may be) your argument was null and void- on the grounds of hypocrisy.
Submitted by Charles <insanegy.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-12-20 00:20:39 EST (#)
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And where is your argument Random? Atleast I've taken a stand. Is it possible for a white guy to be racist against white people? Hmmm...I'm not quite sure...but if it is, then I guess you COULD, in theory call me a racist. The thing is, I only said that because racism gets my blood boiling and the fact that it has been statistically proven (if you want the actual statistics, i'll find them for ya) that most racial bigots are white men...people who say 'that nullifies your argument' piss me off. At least you know where I stand.
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-12-17 23:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, racism sucks. Wake up and smell the equality (or lack thereof). We need to stop racist assholes like this from keeping our world fucked up. I bet he (or she) is the sort of person thats hates homosexual people just because of the choice they took.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-17 08:57:55 EST (#)
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What? "(I'm assuming, since most racial bigots are white men). " That nullifies your entire argument.
Submitted by Charles <insanegy.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-12-17 00:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This comment is definately in response to the <o> jackass. Can anyone say racist bigot? *Charles raises his hand* WTF?
I will refrain from using the N word like the dumbass below, because it is a word filled with hate and ignorance. Yeah, I said ignorance. He (or she) said that if you lived with a black person, then you'd come to realize that they steal and smell bad? WTF is that?! I am white and I know white people that steal and smell bad. Skin color has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with that. It all depends on the person and the way in which he/she was raised. I have many black and asian friends and I have never judged them by stereotypes like that. Its just stupid.
<o> Is racist because he is basing his view on the black race on the actions of a few black men (I'm assuming, since most racial bigots are white men). That is wrong. There are bad people out there, yes. But there are just as many, if not more, white men that are bad. Skin color has nothing to do with it.
PEACE OUT
Submitted by o <o> at 2002-12-16 23:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the reason people are racist is because they have lived with other races. For example if you go to college and live with a nigger for a fucking year and come to realize all he does is steal shit and do drugs and smell like shit then you come to hate them. Especially when his friends come over and do the same things.
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-12-16 01:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh, I just noticed how many people have reviewed this article. Not so much that, but how many of the seemed geniunly pissed off about my drunken ramble. Heh, the world has gone to pot! My neck hurts.
Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2002-12-11 08:37:15 EST (#)
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Astronaut Jones says it like that. If you don't know who astronaut jones is, jump on your favorite P2P file-sharing program and download a video. It's hilarious.
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-12-11 01:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess Colin says it like that. Dig?
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2002-12-10 12:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well..... the bisexual thing made me queasy, and snoop pupp has....issues. But, my main beef is with "Collin", who said:
"So, next time you're stoned and thinking of something stupid, I'd probably keep it to myself. Dig?"
Dig? Who the hell still says dig like that?
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-12-10 01:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunt have anything to say, but I read this, and decied to share it with those who read this post. The label on a Swedish chainsaw states :"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-12-09 23:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Charlie, you are my fucking hero! Finally someone can see what I was trying to say! I don't want homosexuality, I want bisexuality, you get the best of both worlds. I know the whole thing wouldn't work, well it would, but only for one generation, but that would be MY generation, let the saps in the next generation sort a perfect world out for themselves! Selfishness rocks.
Submitted by Charles <insanegy.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-12-09 23:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Geezus, people are so hung up on the whole "Homosexuality is wrong because it isn't what was intended, because having sex with the same person doesn't allow for reproduction" Man, that just bothers the fuck outta me, seriously. Ummm...newsflash people, Homosexual Couples adopt the children that straight people give up for adoption by choice or because their dumb selves decided to do drugs. Not to mention that the world is already at 165% its maximum population. Its a fact, go look it up.
Good idea for the whole getting rid of sexism thing. Too bad stupid people don't realize the point behind your essay. Not to mention the idiots that just go "homosexuality is wrong" when you CLEARLY (caps is for emphasis) said Bisexual. Isn't it sad? People can't read anymore *sigh*
Peace out
Submitted by Colin <colin.sheiko.at.wku.edu> at 2002-11-27 17:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, this is about the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. Two major disagreements. Firstly, even if you had four different types of parents, are you telling me that everyone loves their parents? No, in fact having so many different perspectives in the house would confuse a child more than nurture. Point two, I think homosexuallity is a pointless lifestyle. Mostly because is serves no purpose whatsoever. That's why you have reproduction at the end of sexual reproduction, because sex's main purpose is procreation not recreation. Also, I can say that as a guy that I have no interest in the same sex sexually. The idea of anal sex makes me nauseated. So, next time you're stoned and thinking of something stupid, I'd probably keep it to myself. Dig?
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-11-26 13:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, just to answer a few questions, and to poke fun at idiots.. here are some replies to comments made on this thread..
"your plan would only work for 1 generation, because the next generation would have no people of a single origin, they would all be mutts" - which means they would all be the same, which would in turn cause a decrease in discrimination.
"Racism is dead." - Yeah.. right..
"there are more then four kinds of people" - I know that, I just used four certain types, the rest can be shot, or sent to mars in a big rocket.
"How could a quintet of lovers come together? I cant finds one single person to keep me content, let alone three." - Tough luck, kid. Although having three lovers would brighten up anyones day, and therefore my idea would make people happier.
"I love Jesus Christ and I know that he loves all of you and me even though we don't deserve it" - Go back to religious camp, asshole. This is the sort of christian bullshit I want kept outta my head.
"Nothing can make a perfect world dumbshit. Not as long as humans are on it." - That would explain your existence.
"Oh, and then your plan would also fail because you would discriminate against straight people." - Did you even read the post? Everyone would be bisexual, not a few people, everyone. There would be no straight people to discriminate against.
"Im not a rascist, I think everyone should own one or two black people." - Go away.
"With Reproduction as the main cause of living, how does HOMOSEXUALITY EVEN COME INTO PLAY?" - Uh.. homosexuality? I never mentioned it, bisexuality is what I crave. Also, does having caps lock on get your message across any better? It is just really annoying.
There we have it, me answering a few questions, not all of them, cause I have lost interest, but meh. If you have any more questions, please don't be afraid to ask, you all seem to hold back what your really thinking.
Submitted by Charlton Heston <guns.at.guns.com> at 2002-11-26 11:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your ideas suck. How can you be so disillusioned? Obviously, your parents were related to each other. Remember, you can only be cured if you actually stop doing acid.
Submitted by G@ <da_gat.at.msn.com> at 2002-11-26 00:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting notion, but does one have to be brought up hating homosexual in order to simply disagree with their choice. Because I tell you what, when I was a kid no one EVER told me homosexuality was wrong until maybe, 7th grade, but by that time I had seen so much bullshit I learned to FORM MY OWN OPINIONS, which is something alot of people dont do, because it requires a brain, and a small amount of effort. I think homosexuality IS wrong, I dont hate fags though. You wanna know WHY I think it's wrong, well for one, it doesn't make sense on a natural scale, or evolutionary one. The basic instinct of all life on this planet is to reproduce, that is FACT. With Reproduction as the main cause of living, how does HOMOSEXUALITY EVEN COME INTO PLAY? I'll tell you why, fucked up in the head...
Submitted by Alex <fgdfvd.at.fgdsjfn.com> at 2002-11-24 18:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing can make a perfect world dumbshit. Not as long as humans are on it. Oh, and then your plan would also fail because you would discriminate against straight people. Its your fruity little opinions that make all of us normal people have to bend over backwards not to offend you.
Im not a rascist, I think everyone should own one or two black people.
Submitted by Cerberus <XURBURRUS.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-11-23 16:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Interesting, not feasable. Not cost effective.
Submitted by chiron <boingy123> at 2002-11-22 20:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I always thought you were bisexual if you buy sex.
Submitted by upsidedown (user info) at 2002-11-22 19:02:10 EST (#)
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http://www.tolerance.org/hidden_bias/02.html
Submitted by spillmaster (user info) at 2002-11-22 11:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, First off the idea just doesn't work out; most of those religions do not allow bisexuality, so that alone would negate the entire idea. Secondly, I was raised by only two parents in a strict Baptist house. I am not racist nor do I think any one of another religion should go to hell. In fact I respect all other religions and sexual preferences. Gov, how can you sit there and preach religious tolerance and turn around and tell Darth he is a bible thumping Jesus freak that should die. I am a Christian and it really bothers me that someone would assume that because I'm Christian I think others should go to hell or I'm not tolerant to other religions, or that I don't like homosexuals. In case you were unaware Gov this is exactly what you have mentioned. So here you are talking trash about Darth when your just prejudice to other religions, how is that tolerance. How is that different than pre judging someone due to sexual orientation or for their skin color?
So there are a bunch of parents out there doing a poor job at raising their children, I don't think the answer is to add to more parental idiots to the house. I wasn't raised like this and I happen to fit your description of what would be the product of your perfect world. I have respect for other religions, I do not thing homosexuality is disgusting, I'm a pacifist (so I'm not exactly going to kill anyone over religion), I am not racist. So I'd have to say that this idea of a perfect bisexual world one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
(oh and Gov, get your head out of your ass, you're prejudice and don't even know it.)
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2002-11-22 10:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your stupidity entertains me to no end...
Um in case you didn't know a dictionary is not a "webmaster" arbitrarily defining a word. A dictionary is a book of words defined by their use in the english language. You can't just change the definition of a word just because you disagree with it's principles. I am not going ot argue this with you. The fact I am explaining what a dictionary is and what it is based on just demonstrates your lack of intelligence.
Secondly at no point in any of my posts have I declared myself a Religious fanatic nor mentioned anything of my personal beliefs in religion. You might want to go back and read the names on the last few posts. I simply have demonstrated that the meaning of the word and concept of "Tolerance" includes those with religious differences. You have demonstrated a supreme example of exactly how clueless you are as to what tolerance is. I am simply illustrating to you that, Religion, as ill-fated and silly as you may think it is, is a right protected under the US Constitution. You should maybe read it sometime...
Therefore whether or not you agree with it's principles, to abide by the consensual definition of TOLERANCE, you must respect those with differing spiritual beliefs. period. You disagree? Prove otherwise.
Now please if you want to continue this discussion give me something supported and thought out instead of just slinging mud because you arent religious... This isnt a discussion about whether or not religion is valid, it is a discussion about whether or not Religion is considered protected under the ideology off "tolerance"
Submitted by Govt_is_Good (user info) at 2002-11-22 08:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ass!
You can look up all the defenitions you want to if it makes you feel better. Just because Webster has declared the defenition of a word doesn't mean that everyone follows it. Why don't you take that website over to Ireland or the middle east and say...."but wait guys, didn't you read this?!?". Maybe you should look up the word realpolitik...that's more along the lines of what we deal with daily instead of this "fairy-tale" that you call life.
There are too many jesus freaks like yourself out there that think that the will of "god" is to destroy, mutilate, and kill because this is his will. Get back in the real world and take some responsibility for yourself and your community instead of preaching how much better you are than everyone else and how "god" is your savior Father fuck.
That is all
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2002-11-21 18:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Govt,
You are sitting there saying religion has no place in society or tolerance, and then call ME Hitler. That is funny...
You should probaby do your research on what Hitler's Motivations were and look at what you are saying. Hitler believed Jews were Inferior and you are saying religion in socially inferior Bah, I'm Hitler?? When you point a finger 3 more point back at you.
If you look up the definition of "tolerance" in the dictionary:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=tolerance
The capacity for or the practice of recognizing and respecting the BELIEFS or PRACTICES of others.
hmmm now lets see the defintition of religion...
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=religion
A set of BELIEFS, values, and PRACTICES based on the teachings of a spiritual leader.
Note the capitalized words moron ... Tolerance has everything to do with Religion. You don't have to agree with it but to PRACTICE religion is my choice and right to do under the Constitution. The practice of tolerance involves, as the defintion states, respecting the "Practices" and "Beliefs" pertaining to my Ethnicity, Political views, Gender, Sexual Orientation, and RELIGION.
Get your head of your ass and get educated before you start trying to discredit me. It is Blatantly obvious you dont know what you are talking about.
Submitted by Jussi <jmabry2.at.yahoo.com> at 2002-11-21 16:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok so maybe morals are on the decline, but good-grief!! I know this is all conjecture and a good-faith attempt to end the diseases of racisms and over-zealous religious freaks that plague our society, but let's get real. I love Jesus Christ and I know that he loves all of you and me even though we don't deserve it (no matter how high we esteem ourselves), but because I believe in God I know there is Satan and he won't quit til we all kill ourselves anyway so racism won't die nor will religious wars until our flesh dies. I am sure i seem like a Jesus-freak (actually I am or trying to be) but a real Christian won't simply have religion. Religion is an artifical reason to keep us feeling good about the sad state of affairs our world is in. Religion is man-made. RELATIONSHIP WITH CHRIST is something much more substantial and real. Only relationship with Christ will turn hard and angry hearts toward love. So I sound like a Hallmark...get over it!! Our physical world will come to an end and there will be an afterlife. You can chose blessings or damnation. If you don't know, you just don't know....but you better ask somebody.
God Bless ya'll.
Submitted by Govt_is_Good (user info) at 2002-11-21 14:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
DarthFaded...Religion is intollerance of other religions. Every person you talk to that is die-hard of one faith will tell you that every other asshole out there that believes in something else is wrong and should go to hell. I'm not going to believe in anything that says everybody else is wrong. When you're born white you're not given a book that says that all black people are "wrong"...or if you realize you're gay, nobody taps you on the shoulder and says "welcome aboard, here's the pamphlet on how we hate all straight people". Anyway, you're the asshole...why don't you relax and go back to where you came from Hitler.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2002-11-21 11:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Govt_is_Good,
Once again you have illustrated you are an idiot. Tolerance is Tolerance Fuckwad... Which mean tolerance of religion... War isn't started by religion. It is started through intolerance of other's religion...
Man you are a fucktard.
Submitted by Govt_is_Good (user info) at 2002-11-21 11:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think he's got a good thing going here....if we just get rid of the religion part, THAN it would be a perfect world. Doesn't everyone notice that all of the worlds problems have been started because of one religious dude hating another? Also, mullatos all the way...mixed drinks are better than anything straight up.
Submitted by bioris <flush989.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-11-21 10:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I officially pronounce you: STUPID.
Submitted by J <heatjer.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-11-20 10:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
While your ideas do contain some merit when seen at face value, I think you are more apt to end up on Cinemax after dark than anywhere near the real world. How could a quintet of lovers come together? I cant finds one single person to keep me content, let alone three.
Good concept though, you are truely bored at work.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2002-11-19 00:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
there are more then four kinds of people
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-11-17 09:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could turn this into a T.V. show, with it's own theme song!
Bisexulasim is our way of life,
There's no racist boundary, no sexual strife,
With four in the bedroom there'll be so much heat,
It's a shame that some of them can't eat types of meat.
This practically writes itself.
Submitted by cecilia <cecilia.at.rainbowbrite.org> at 2002-11-16 23:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
that would be a nice thing to see but 1. everyone would have to be bisexual, which they aren't (though i am), 2. that means you couldnt marry and mate w/ a person of the same nationality even if you were inlove which would really suck, and 3. that would violate most religions making it almost impossible to even attempt, so in the long run this idea is idiotic but it was worth a try, i dont see anyone else making an effort, as long as the solution doesnt end up like "Anthem" or "The Giver" I'll probably be happy, and for those of you who commented on here saying there were problems w/ this idea and that it was stupid why not try to justify your emotions rather than just talk out of your ass and try to make someone feel bad (which i really doubt worked anyway),
-cecilia
Submitted by sakserv <user.at.the.net> at 2002-11-15 13:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One hell of an idea, I like it!
Submitted by kristy <kristy2066.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-11-14 18:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ya know I thought it was funny becuz no one sees things the right way haha becuz we could just have a big orgy and have fun and make some other kind of race or some shit haha it would GRRREat! so yeah you kick ass make some more stupid stories to make me laugh or even crack a grin
kristy-
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-11-13 13:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Meheheh. I must laugh at all the people who dislike it so much, but still waste time to reply. Thank you for letting me waste your time. That Monica chick knows the score. I dunno if I got her name right, can't be bothered checking. It's all a joke, don't get worked up.
Submitted by mlotek at 2002-11-13 10:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I see what's he's trying to say, just a really lame attempt to put in into words. It's lacking so much and soo much is wrong with this 'ieal' theory. Next time you post something, make it worthwhile.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2002-11-13 10:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THis has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life...
Submitted by kytty <meowkytten.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-11-13 02:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck?
I am bi, and this person isn't. I am also not white, and this person is.
you white straight guys crack me up.
its not even written well. for fuck's sake, does anybody read these before posting?
dammit donovan. I want the last 5 minutes of my life back.
Submitted by Trigger <pegasusx.at.amuromail.com> at 2002-11-12 21:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe.....u forgot animal rights too. Maybe 4 Parents + Kids + Horse..;)
Submitted by Monica <frowie13.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-11-12 18:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know why everyone is getting so worked up about this article!!!! Personaly I found it very funny whether that was the author's intention or not the fact is its very funny because its not like it would ever work. Infact for someone to get all pissed off about it is even more amusing, I can't belive you would belive something like this???? Come the fuck on! We've all had experice with very religous people. You know what I'm talking about bibble beaters! First of all they couldn't stand to be in the same house with someone of no religon, much less the same bed. AND it's not like any of those religons even belive in homosexuality!! So there goes the whole idea of having bisexual parents who are differnet races and religons. Also its not like the whole world would ever agreee with this. There is always someone who blows the curve. So it's not like this could EVER EVER happen, therefore there is no use in getting mad about it. Look on the lighter side of it, it's just a proposal to find world peace. While we are talking about it world peace is a joke too. It will never happen. I think snoop pup ought to sell this peice off to Mad magazine so they can draw some funny cartoon to go along with it. That way it couold be twice as fucking funny!!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-11-10 22:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Random_Joey_Jo at 2002-11-09 09:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bbacon ur a fuckin idiot. u cant spell and ur stupid, fucker
Submitted by Lucky at 2002-11-08 18:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh man, this guy has really freakin lost it. Some advice, snoop pup, you need to get your head checked a.s.a.p. I mean come on, for one, if each house had four parents of different religions what religion would the children be taught. All of the religions teach that the other religions are wrong, and muslims teach that they should try to rid the earth of 'infidels'. Now how is it gonna look when the muslim keeps trying to kill the other parents. That's definately not gonna be good for the kids. For two, your plan would only work for 1 generation, because the next generation would have no people of a single origin, they would all be mutts. Third, it is not a bad thing to know where you come from and what your origins are all about. Racism is dead. That doesn't mean people shouldn't be proud of their heritage, just that they should appreciate all that the diverse cultures this earth has to offer. I think you need to continue your study of the subject. And all bisexual? Damn boy, how the hell were you raised? Nuff said.
Submitted by bbacon (user info) at 2002-11-08 16:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol, sorry hun but, ur an idiot, im neva gunna b bisexual, dont get me wrong i hav nothing against them, infact today one of my best friends told me that she is bisexual(tell u bout it later) but me personally, i would never be bisexual or even concider it
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-11-08 13:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe that a new religion will rule us all in the coming 30 years. Bisexualism. The world would be perfect if we were all bisexual. Trust me, I've seen the future, and it's full of bisexual orgies.
Submitted by MoonGoddess at 2002-11-08 07:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
In my perfect world, snoop pupp...you would be shot.
Submitted by Random_Joey-Jo-Jo at 2002-11-08 06:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Come on, your perfect world is a sick one buddy. How on earth do you think by having one incestuous family it will solve world problems? Don't u think inter-racial people exist in the world as we know it? Your post proves how shallow and narrow minded you really are. I am inter-racial, two very different races, half middle eastern half russian. I have two parents who are different races, have different religions (orthodox and Muslim) and have two different cultures. I see myself as a very fortunate person to have grown up in this type of family, but I certainly am no advocate for solving all the worlds problems by inter-breeding. Don't be so damn naive! And if you truly believed the shite you wrote in your post, you would be fucking a black chick, change your religion to Coptic and fornicate with your wife's brother.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2002-11-07 21:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In my perfect world. Intolerance and hatred would be the rule. Homosexuals would be burned at the stake and people would be led by a giant talking pencil to do whatever it wants them to do. In my perfect world, no one would have all their teeth and every black person would have a big afro. Is this too much to ask? In my perfect world, everyone would carry a gun and no one would be stupid enough to talk shit, but if they did, everyone around would shoot that person at the same time and with such accuracy that the bullets would collide in the middle of that person's chest and ricochet back and kill the shooter ending in a huge bloody mess.
In my perfect world, ice cream would be made of baby brains. In my perfect world, every man would have his penis length tattooed on his head so no guy could make stupid jokes about having a long willy unless he had a long willy. In my perfect world, cripples on electric wheelchairs would be forced to have a wagon on the back to haul everyone around (if they don't have to walk, why should I?)
In my perfect world, monkeys would replace paper money and coins and one gorilla could buy you a house in the suburbs. In my perfect world, phillips screwdrivers would be illegal because they're too convenient! People would only have to shit once a month, but it would be one of those awesome shits that stink really bad.
Jason
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2002-11-07 19:43:53 EST (#)
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Dude you can have Jennifer-Love-Hugetits. She's ugly and she can't act. What do people see in her?
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2002-11-07 18:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
What about gnostics? Manicheans? Aryans? Zoroastrians? Animists? Buddhists? Taoists? Confudians? Hindu? What a bout the fucking worthless french & their farty-foo ways? Do THEY deserve a place in your perfect world? What about biggots & Racists - don't they have a right to practice their ( repugnant ast they might be ) beliefs?
Submitted by Quirkster (user info) at 2002-11-07 16:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
My perfect world and your perfect world would be totally different.
Mine involves a submissive Salma Hayek, a kinky Sanda Bullock, an adventurous Shannon Elizabeth, and a horny Jennifer Love Hewitt, all as members of my own harem. Much sexing, drinking, eating, smoking and merriment is the timetable of every day.
This is just a small part of my idea of a perfect world. Outside of my harem of pleasure, the perfect world would be one where empathy and tolerance is rife. Where our world leaders rely solely on diplomacy and compromise as means of conflict resolution. Where the human condition is respected by all, and the right to freedom comes before nationalism, avarice and prejudice. And, it must be said, a world where people will respect the sanctity of my harem by not coming by my house and annoying me during "play-time".
That's MY perfect world.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2002-11-07 15:39:35 EST (#)
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These parents would include a white Jew, a black Christian, an Asian Hindu / Muslim, and a Chinese person, of no religion.
I guess Buddhists, Confucians, Taoists, and all those other "Eastern Religions" are useless eh?
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-11-07 14:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Phobia
It amused me that this was at the bottom.