A Gay Post (1214 hits)
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Submitted by Stanton_Brasher<juggalo44.at.mad.scientist.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-21 12:24:33 EDT
I don't understand why a lot of straight men freak out about gay guys. They say shit like,
"I don't have a problem with them but why do they flaunt itall over the place. I wish they didn't actlike flaming queers all the time"
and then they say things like,
"It's ok with me as long as one of them doesn't try to make a move on me"
Am I the only one that sees this contradiction? If gay guys were to act like a bowl of fruit all the time, the straight guys would be able to spot them and they would be able to spot the straight guys. Therefor, no one would be put in an uncomfortable situation of being hit on by the wrong sex. If you want them to all act like GI Joe, then they will never be able to seperate straight from gay and they would have to hit on anyone that they saw fit and would probably offend a lot of people who can't deal with it maturely.
Another thiong people say is,
"I think it is ok if someone is a pillow biter but do I have to see it when I am out in public?"
Yes, deal with it!!!! They have to see you holding your girlfriends hand or your girlfriend kissing you. Why can't they show their affection. I am not gay and I find that two guys kissing is not the most appealing thing for me to look at but that doesn't mean I run away, throw up, make smug comments, or anything of a pea brained nature when I see it.It happens and I have accepted it(although two girls kissing is always my first choice of something to look at) Fuck your double standard, fuck it up its stupid ass!!!!!!!!
I know this could have been a reply to the homophobia post but I thought it deserved it's own.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
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Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-23 23:44:42 EST (#)
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bleh...
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-09-26 23:13:08 EDT (#)
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"It's ok with me as long as one of them doesn't try to make a move on me"
I say that all the time.
Cause it's true.
Be as gay as you fucking want, and im flattered if you think im attractive. For fucks sake verify my preference before you go slapping my ass.
I have been violated by 4 gay men. 1 tried to kiss me, 2 grabbed my ass, 1 Tried to grab my cock.
Not a single straight woman has done this without verifying that im striaght, and or ahving some indication that its welcome.
That is why i say that. I don't give a shit what you do to yourself or others who welcome what you are doing, but thats not my cup of tea, so don't try to serve it to me.
Submitted by souls4arioch (user info) at 2003-09-26 23:04:40 EDT (#)
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I personaly have a problem with flamers for one simple reason. I HATE stereotypes. So you're gay, suddenlly you have to change what movies you like, what songs you listen to who your friends are how you dress how you act? Yeah, some people have to hide what they like because they are so afrauid of being labelled gay that they adopt a diferent personality then what is theirs normally, but if you come out of a closet that deep, you have long ago lost sight of who you really are and should NOT latch onto a stereotype, rediscover yourself first. this isn't directed at only gay guys, this is towards stoners skaters gangsters rockers punks preps cheerleaders, bippy twats, goths surfers, and every other stereotype under the sun. You should decide who you are, not vogue, maxim, playboy, playgirl, mtv, ebony, ym, redbook, wall street journal, high times or anyone else. Flamers just happen to be the loudest most common stereotype that I see around, so they have a special little nich in my hatred. Not to say guys can't be feminine, I know two straight guys who are more flaming then every gay man I've met. One is very straight, the other is very much a lesbian and as soon as the money is raised, he will be. Oh and while I'm venting, YO BULL DYKES if you hate guys, why do you dress as them, cut your hair like them and try to get their physical attributes? you dont hate guys, you wish you were one.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-26 22:45:08 EDT (#)
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"you can't watch lesbian porn and be disgusted by gay guys"
lol. I've never actually put "lol" on a message board before, but that really did make me laugh out loud.
Anyway, it is hypocritical to say it's alright for two women to kiss in public but not two men, but it's not hypocritical to be merely disgusted by two gay guys having sex.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-26 22:36:00 EDT (#)
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Seriously Streetpunk, I have never been disappointed by one of your posts. You fucking rock.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-09-12 20:41:40 EDT (#)
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im sorry murph, but i really laughed at maleficous's (or whatever) last comment. That was fucking gold. THe fact that he is serious makes it more funny.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-09-12 20:07:00 EDT (#)
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"I don't have a problem with them but why do they flaunt itall over the place. I wish they didn't actlike flaming queers all the time"
ahahah awesome.
bongzilla
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2003-09-12 19:58:46 EDT (#)
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Saying I have a problem with gays is bs. Just because I want them cured doesn't mean I have a problem with them. That's like me saying I have a problem with any other retard that I want cured. No this is not sarcasm.
Submitted by fishgenie (user info) at 2003-07-22 09:42:33 EDT (#)
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i've known two openly gay guys in my life... one turned all my friends against me (temporarily) and the other raped his brother (yes swabs came up positive... damnit i crashed at this guy's house even) both had red hair and both are assholes. no i don't have a valid point, but i do have some invalid ones...
1. all gay guys are faggots
2. all gay guys have red hair and should learn to shave.
(+2 coz i'm sick of homophobia hypocrisy... you can't watch lesbian porn and be disgusted by gay guys)
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-21 19:10:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-21 12:29:21 (#)
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Let's make love Stanton.
hahahahahahahahahaha. I want to watch and say things like "GET IT BOY!"
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-21 16:59:14 EDT (#)
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Is it wrong that the thought of frat boys spanking each other gets me HOT?
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-21 15:48:12 EDT (#)
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What's wrong with a little bolt on bolt screwing, or a little nut-nut grinding?
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2003-07-21 15:46:30 EDT (#)
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I have always believed in the 'nuts and bolts' theory of sex. Guys are bolts, women are nuts.
You can have a bunch of nuts with a bolt, but not vice versa.
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-21 15:10:12 EDT (#)
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At least we haven't established 'gay colonies' for those infected.
Er, wait... Damn the Florida Keys.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-07-21 15:03:24 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha Gbus, that is awesome!!!! I hope I don't contract "the gay"....oooohhhh scary!!! Remeber though, your theory is fallible because of Jurassic Park, "nature will find a way" and if the dinosaurs can contract "the gay" can't cows too?
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-07-21 14:37:25 EDT (#)
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Oh, Maleficus, you were doing great. Why'd you have to go all limp dick on me? You had a great rant going about gays, talking about how then needed to be cured, then you came back and said you didn't have a problem with them. Of course you do! You think they need to be cured!
Allow me to digress for a moment. I'd like to address the term "homophobe." Homophobia is the irrational fear of homosexuals. Everyone who goes around gay bashing is not a homophobe, because they do not all have an irrational fear, most just don't like them.
I, on the other hand, much better fit the definition. I don't fear the homosexuals themselves, rather I fear the cause of homosexuality: a terrible condition known as "Gay".
Gay is a very dangerous disease, and if not stopped, it could spell the end of the human race. All the evidence I've seen points to the fact that Gay is growing. If Gay continues to spread at the current rate, I estimate that by the year 2075, the entire Earth's population will be infected. What will happen to reproduction, you ask? Sure, there's the artificial way, but that is not near enough growth to sustain the human race. We, the humans, will finally meet our demise around 2090 when we are no longer able to feed ourselves due to a drastic drop in the number of farmers. But 80% of the population would not be able to afford the food anyway, since there will be just shy of 3 billion unemployed interrior designers and broadway hopefuls. The food lines will become mob scenes, with more slapping and "bitch" calling than a Jerry Springer show. Since everyone is now also a vegen, livestock will reproduce uncontrollably (apparantly unable to contract Gay themselves) and consume the last of mankind's crops. The Earth will largely starve to death and die out, save for a few people able to live of victory gardens and chocolate bars. But they too will grow old and die, leaving behind the largest collection of PEZ dispensers ever amassed.
Now aren't you a homophobe too?
-Bus
Submitted by ninja <tarendar.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-07-21 14:22:48 EDT (#)
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Bless you for writing this, around here(atlanta, ga) its cool to be homophobic, everytime the subject comes up the guys practically compete so see whose the most homophobic. Of course its perfectly fine to be gay if your a women, and no one sees how this is unfair because, i'm told its totally a different situation, I try to point out the fact that i dont see women throwing a damn fit everytime to girls are together, but that doesnt matter because THAT is DIFFERENT.
argh!
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-07-21 14:04:35 EDT (#)
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Maleficus: You contradict yourself constantly. It always amazes me how dumb people can be so dumb that they don't realize, themselves, that they're dumb. Furthermore, that there's such a thing as smart. It's comical, really, until I realize that you have the same right to vote and mouth off that your smarter counterparts do. Then I get irritated.
Let me speak in your language: Anger like this aint gonna do aint nothin' to get your dick wet.
Murphy
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2003-07-21 13:59:02 EDT (#)
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And no, I don't have a problem with gays. I just don't want to see them doing their "thing" in public. Not that I want to see a guy and a girl doing their "thing" in public, either...
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2003-07-21 13:56:42 EDT (#)
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"Yes, deal with it!!!! They have to see you holding your girlfriends hand or your girlfriend kissing you. Why can't they show their affection"
In case you didn't realize, guys are supposed to like girls, and vice versa. It's natural. Its how shit is supposed to be. Its how the human race reproduces. There are more straight people than homosexuals on earth. That's a fact. Of course straight people are going to be bothered by watching two guys or two girls sucking on each other's tongues in public. Why the fuck should they be bothered by two straight people doing it, though? It's natural. Just because they like sucking dick and/or eating pussy doesn't mean everyone else does. They can and should keep that to themselves. Homosexuality shouldn't be encouraged, it should be cured. (No, I'm not some nazi talking about genocide, I'm talking about medicines and therapy.)
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-21 13:55:11 EDT (#)
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I dont mind fruits just as long as they dont bring it all up on me... I have gay friends and have been to gay bars (never again after last time) and had fun but Id have a shitty time when Id get hit on all the time... I dont mind getting hit on once cause the guy probably doesnt know. But if I tell him "Sorry Im straight" and he keeps it up thats when I get pissed and wanna bash his skull in with my penis. Then I realize hed probably like the idea of my penis getting bashed in his skull and wish I had a bat to use instead.
Other than that gays are fine in my book. Just dont bring it all on me when you know Im straight. Its a pretty simple and logical reasoning I think.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-21 13:31:52 EDT (#)
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Well put. Would you like to Snerd Nurgle with me.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-21 13:01:30 EDT (#)
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Yeah two guys together is icky but the point is get over it, and let people live their lives.
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-07-21 13:01:01 EDT (#)
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Very good point Streetpunk. I've thought of the same before.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-21 12:47:13 EDT (#)
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gay?
Submitted by ColonBowell (user info) at 2003-07-21 12:39:23 EDT (#)
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I'll say one thing -- I think it's disgusting when guys kiss, but not when chicks do. Why? Because I'm attracted to women.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-07-21 12:38:14 EDT (#)
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Excuse me... I did say I think two guys kissing is disgusting but I never said anything about two (or more) guys FUCKING. By the looks of things I'd say I have some takers. Huh, huh?
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-07-21 12:35:18 EDT (#)
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Jeremy, that's hot!!!
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-07-21 12:35:00 EDT (#)
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Two guys kissing is disgusting (to me). I cannot explain why but it makes me nac... (you know that word you say when you feel sick) when I see it. The same way I feel when I see animals being skinned and shit like that. Does that mean I should get mad when I see it? No, I'll just turn my head... and keep my opinions to myself.
That is unless I'm drunk.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-21 12:29:21 EDT (#)
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Let's make love Stanton.