HERE IT IS! the posts id like to see everyone else write. (3070 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2003-11-20 07:51:22 EST
this took me a lot of time, so you fuckers better give these a shot. i tried to tailor the titles to some of the authors, but that got REAL hard, so i just made up some stuff that i thought sounded interesting or entertaining. i havent put a title that i wouldnt be confident writing a post on myself...
queenashlee: even porn stars get the blues.
settle: how to lick pusy and never pay rent again.
otter: jeeps suck!
franger: how to win friends and influence people.
phinch: the surprisingly aerodynamic properties of titties.
deathcomestoall: christmas is hell.
potatomanjack: the 80s - pinnacle of human civilisation.
zod: bodily fluids are great!
quack: ramn-wielding ninja.
hendrixjr: castor oil and condoms or how to get rid of mormons
shadow: talking through a hole in his neck.
party03: burning jeff bridges.
bargled: i will never work with a gay midget impersonator ever again.
psudonym: read this post now! if you dont, the terrorists win.
el_guapo: WHAT. THE. FUCK.
apollo88: the enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, shrouded in a mystery that is apollo88.
method: how emotes can save the world.
dakingisdead: long live the king.
grizzlyhunter: the barenaked ladies are the greatest band in the known universe.
mossiah: tequila and tattooed teardrops.
lisa: men.
mrwillard. society is just fine, thankyou very much.
miss sim: im not bitter or anything, best of luck to the prick.
im sorry if you feel that your title seems a little lame. i really did spend more time on this post that any other post ive ever written. well almost. if you really find your title objectionable, leave a message and ill see what i can do for you.
please have a shot at these. pretty please. i have faith that all of you will write great posts.
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-03-17 13:48:34 EST (#)
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done
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-27 14:23:36 EST (#)
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finally, heheh. i was having trouble coming up with a subject. now that i found the right subject, i'm deeply troubled.
ain't life grand!
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-11-26 03:34:57 EST (#)
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Jeez mate you had me stuffed there for a while. Finally got a concept that I had fun with anyway.
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Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-25 01:16:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-24 19:06:00 EST (#)
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Seriously, iddqd, if you do this again, please include yours truly. If you do another post asking who wants an assignment and I miss it for some reason, please remember this request. Gracias.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-24 04:53:23 EST (#)
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MOssiah says:
Cool. Sorry I haven't done it yet. Haven't been here for a few days. I'll get on to it tomorrow.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-11-23 14:29:16 EST (#)
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Pehfect.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-23 00:14:11 EST (#)
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This post has inspired many great posts, and that sir owes a +2 in your direction.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-11-22 16:14:55 EST (#)
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I GIVE UP!
Submitted by pseudonym (user info) at 2003-11-22 15:58:10 EST (#)
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I've got my "if you don't read this the terrorist will have won" ready for you babe. Just can't seem to get it on the site right now. Fuck knows why, problems with cut and paste... It's a bit late here in the UK - I've been drinking all day on account of us winning the world cup... Yay for the rugby boys. At least we fucked the Ozzie shackle draggers!!!
Stay real.
xxx
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-11-22 02:55:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:47:24 (#)
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Cindy is either hair or iddqd or shandy.
i am currently leaning towards shandy
It's not me. I find "Cindy" very irksome.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-11-22 02:14:11 EST (#)
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lisa: i will write you another post title. give me a couple days. i will come up with a really really good one.
zurr, i know youve been here longer than heaps of the people on the list, bt the bothered to leave their name on a previous post in which i asked everyone to express thier interest in doing a post...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-22 02:00:25 EST (#)
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I intended to come back to this post and apologize for not appreciating the effort you put into this idea. Then I remembered that your idea was "Men." I can't work like this.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-11-21 17:40:50 EST (#)
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ive never even heard of some of these people, and ive been here longer than you have.
and once again im overlooked. BAH
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-11-21 06:49:11 EST (#)
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lisa i gave you that title because a lot of your posts are about your troubles with men, so ithought id give you a title that offered you open slather to dish out all your baggage.
if you dont like it i can come up with another.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-21 06:34:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-11-21 06:10:26 EST (#)
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Here's what I came up with. Y'all can thank reallybored for the idea.
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Michelle
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-21 04:17:46 EST (#)
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Hey, I have Uberfriends.
Submitted by RubySlipper (user info) at 2003-11-21 04:03:20 EST (#)
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Oddly enough, I was just thinking today that Ashlee should have been the one to write a "How to make uber-friends and influence people"- I seriously thought that this morning.
How funny is it that you gave it to Franger?? Ha ha. No offense Ashlee, I just thought it would be
amusing given all the discussion lately. And kudos on your post by the way.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-21 03:24:17 EST (#)
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That's it? I ask you to think of a clever title for my post, and you say "men"? Men?
MEN?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-21 01:34:36 EST (#)
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Just in time for Sex-post friday.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-11-21 01:11:10 EST (#)
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I wanna play!!!
I don't have a lot going on.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-21 00:41:48 EST (#)
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Oh. Hm, thanks. A challenge, eh? Let's see what I can dig up.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-21 00:21:46 EST (#)
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Settle I think thats the point, like how he has me an anti-social, unpopular arsehole to write a post about making friends.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:45:14 EST (#)
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I'm not sure how this one relates to me at all seeing as how I'm female, not gay, and live at home. But I'll give it a try anyway. THanks for the thought.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:30:33 EST (#)
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thanks phinch.
ill actually try to do it, though it might be fucked up.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:13:22 EST (#)
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HAHA! I love it, alright, I'll get to that soon but I want to post something else first so that I can always blame it on Thursday, oh wait, am I too late in your time zone?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-11-20 23:03:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by UltraJesus4000 (user info) at 2003-11-20 20:21:07 EST (#)
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What about me?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-20 18:49:45 EST (#)
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cheese is ok, but wait until you try phonesex - by Yes.
I ate a banana shaped like my head- by bob
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-11-20 18:42:49 EST (#)
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YOU FUCKING LEFT ME OUT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell? what did i do to you to deserve this?
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-20 16:32:53 EST (#)
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arrrgh, been too busy to do mine today. maybe after i get home
Submitted by Yes at 2003-11-20 16:17:27 EST (#)
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left out again... damn.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-20 16:16:47 EST (#)
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I'm on it, as soon as I get home from work tonight. I'll probably wait til morning to post it, though.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-20 14:39:20 EST (#)
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Okay, I changed my mind and posted it today after all.
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Submitted by quack (user info) at 2003-11-20 14:24:24 EST (#)
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That was fun. I thought it was a pretty good story...
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:07:41 EST (#)
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I'll take your assignment, RB, but I want one from iddqd, too. Oh, I won't be posting it today, though. I don't want to knock my brilliant 1, 2, 3 post off the front page (well, maybe by afternoon). And not tomorrow either. My restriction ends tomorrow and I'm going to go nuts mentioning someone.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:59:07 EST (#)
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Heres one for sam
All I wanted to do was eat philly cheesesteaks and play hungry hungry hippo.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:32:55 EST (#)
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yay!
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:30:09 EST (#)
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I demand an assignment!
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:28:46 EST (#)
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I'm not gay, I just like the spike collar? This is very interesting. Could get steamy, even kinky if I'm not careful. I'd hate to write anything that may offend... bwahahahaaa... who'm I kidding? Of course I intend to offend.
Bet y'all like that shit, huh? You sick bastards.
Michelle
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:22:48 EST (#)
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Fuck it.
Here you go blujnbbyqn - I'm not gay, i just like the spike collar.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:17:13 EST (#)
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Sorry the name is different, I forgot what it exactly was. Close enough though.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:15:47 EST (#)
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Here you go, enjoy.
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Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-11-20 12:10:47 EST (#)
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Even the Chinese are against me.
-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-20 11:46:42 EST (#)
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Franger and PMJ! Get to work! Vite vite!
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2003-11-20 11:39:55 EST (#)
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Finally, a little recognition! I shall do my best to please you. Funny idea, btw.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-11-20 11:00:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-11-20 10:45:55 EST (#)
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Here's one:
ANYONE: How to kill someone using a crowbar, a butcher knife, a handsaw, a fireplace poker, a 12-inch bolt, a straight-edge razor, an ax, walking canes, a pool cue and a large salad fork.
reference:
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Submitted by quack (user info) at 2003-11-20 10:43:14 EST (#)
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i'll get on it.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:52:19 EST (#)
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Okay iddqd, per your instructions I am hereby expressing an interest in recieving one of your post assignments. In fact, I would welcome your(or anyone's)suggestions. I find myself not posting anything at all because I can't decide on one subject or idea.
So, do your worst, I'm not scared!
Michelle
Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:46:01 EST (#)
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you really are racist chauvanist fucks. How dare you assume I'm one of those revolting people you mentioned. HOW DARE YOU!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:42:15 EST (#)
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what nonsense you fellows talk. I for one remain hopeful Cindy is a flesh and blood woman.
If it turns out she is the creation of some horrible male uber user, Australian or otherwise, I will be very angry.
If she is a crafty bitch who is all shrivelled and ugly in comparison to Cindy's photo, and I meet her at a Canberra rendezvous, I will be very troubled.
Perhaps i do need some pills...
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:39:25 EST (#)
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goddammit i wrote a whole post asking people to leave their names if they were interested in an assignment
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:23:35 EST (#)
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heheh.
i'll try, but it may not let me submit with the title in all caps :)
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-20 09:15:40 EST (#)
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Thank God i wasnt included!
Actually, im going to cry.....boo!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:54:26 EST (#)
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actually my guess would be franger - isnt he the one that loves the word 'cunt'? if not him then shandy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:47:24 EST (#)
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Cindy is either hair or iddqd or shandy.
i am currently leaning towards shandy
Submitted by William Q Percy at 2003-11-20 08:42:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:35:18 (#)
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Oh, wait, I get it...
Just because I'm an Asian woman, (and a damned hot one at that), you chauvanistic fucks think I can't possibly write one of your piddly little posts.
Well, I will not dally long with such fools.
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Why don't you dally with your pulsating showerhead then?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:39:03 EST (#)
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sorry cindy, i dont know who the fuck you are, and you didnt leav your name on my last post, in which i asked people to leave their names and an expression of interest to write a post.
on a side note, have you taken your pills today?
Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:35:18 EST (#)
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Oh, wait, I get it...
Just because I'm an Asian woman, (and a damned hot one at that), you chauvanistic fucks think I can't possibly write one of your piddly little posts.
Well, I will not dally long with such fools.
Submitted by cindy (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:19:53 EST (#)
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What about the famous queen cindy, you aussie cunt!
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:19:24 EST (#)
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WOO HOO! A work time project!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:14:48 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHA!!!
YES!!!!
(not the poster)
This is going to be good.
Thanks!
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:12:29 EST (#)
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Oy.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-11-20 08:08:29 EST (#)
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I think I'd really like to see Franger write that one...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-20 07:58:28 EST (#)
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oops.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-20 07:56:29 EST (#)
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Bloody hell mate, you gave me a difficult one there!!!
This should be intersting.