FINALLY. i managed to spit out all the 'Posts id like to see' post, enjoy suckers. (8704 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2004-01-07 21:08:29 EST
i apoloise for this taking so long, had a few dramas of late, so wasnt able to devote too much time, plus id have to say that this has been the toughest thing i have ever done on uber. you paople have NO idea how tough this was. i apologise if i left anyone out on the assigned list, and also for any suckful titles. i fyou dont like you title just call me a loser and grab one of the grab bag ones. id like to shout out a big FUCK YOU to lisa, as i spent about 6 hours trying to come up with a suitable title for you. i kept trying to think of a funny-type one, but that on is all i could come up with. i think its fairly applicable (just my opinion). here goes.firstly the 'assigned' titles. in no particular order...
otter - who will babysit the babysitters?
bigmike - a warning for my son about women and the world
fatmantpk - i once was lost, but now am drunk
mickginny - postulations upon masterbation
queenashlee - why women do everything in packs
evilzurr - im a whiny bitch, and cant stand to see others having fun.
quartermain - titties, boobies and jugs, oh my!
method - out of the frying pan, into the exact same frying pan
always an eagle - fuck politicians. i vote for cheese whip
bob - if i could ban any book, it would be...
ingsoc - osama bin laden: goldstein for the 21st century
faceless: im gonna kill my tiwn brother because he steals all my ideas
hidden101 - so i said "gimmie 20 minutes and some lube, and i'll show you shock and awe"
jimbobjoe - the mailman: my muse
franger - i thought long and hard, and the best i can say is: "fuck you"
miss sim - disgusted, yet strangely aroused
lisacat - how guys can 'score' a lesbian in 5 easy steps
lisa - loneliness is overrated
the 'Grab Bag':
i saw the news today, oy vey!
what women actually want
random chance and a barman named 'princess'
all i got is a red guitar, three chords and the truth
fuck you, grampa; the 'good old days' sucked balls
dating rules for men
death: the ultimate talent scout.
deep down, theyre ALL republicans
remove the ban on steroids, and lets finally see a level playing field
all women should be bisexual
the mormons figured it out: fuck monogamy
why exaggerate when you can lie?
professional wrestling: when will we learn?
tree at my window, window tree
theres no such thing as writers block
oops! your fifteen minutes are up.
britney spears in fifteen years
top ten reasons to date a geriatric
pandoras boxers
the daylight charge over the minefield that is internet dating
the paranoids guide to technology
beige is for pussies
how to be the life of the party
be careful what you ask for. it may suck.
nothing says 'i love you' like a restraining order.
okay. so thats it. i hope theres enough quality titles in the and enough variety to please the eclectic tastes we have here at ubersite. RMEMBER YOU FUCKS, THIS TOOK A FUCKING LONG TIME TO DO, SO ID BETTER SEE SOME EFFORT. thanks ofr everyone for bieng so positive. this after all is an excerise in fun and creativity. i look forward to seeing some awesome peices of writing. my wish, as far as this is concerned, is to see one of these make it to boredatwork...
good luck.
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-05-10 10:20:45 EDT (#)
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"How to be the life of a party"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32649
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2004-02-14 23:48:59 EST (#)
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gimme a day or so, and ill do oops you 15 mins are up
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-01-21 13:01:13 EST (#)
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Xageration is a lie. http://www.ubersite.com/m/22535#349978
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-01-13 08:44:59 EST (#)
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Random chance and a barman called Princess
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22901
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2004-01-13 08:17:02 EST (#)
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Done My mailman: My muse http://www.ubersite.com/m/22896
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2004-01-13 05:27:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-08 20:09:07 (#)
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no, i wanna see repeats. its great to see what different minds do witht he same title.
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I'm going to steal the mailman: my muse, just because I can, it'll be up in a sec.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-13 00:57:10 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/22797
I know its kind of late, but feel free to bask in my genius.
Submitted by Faceless (user info) at 2004-01-12 20:47:34 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/22852 yeah its late.
Submitted by hamilton at 2004-01-12 17:11:13 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/22532
how to be the life of the party
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-11 23:18:00 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/22428
God mode, go read the post of the title I stole from the grab bag. Go now!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-11 22:41:53 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/22759
a paranoid's guide to technology.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2004-01-11 18:29:26 EST (#)
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Here ya go...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22747
it's not the greatest work by far though...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-01-11 03:01:06 EST (#)
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Shit, let's try that again. This computer sucks.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22720
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-01-11 02:59:24 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/22413
For my boys.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:41:18 EST (#)
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You know what you must do.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:25:12 EST (#)
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right, im sorry ingsoc. tell you what - id been thinking about doing that title for some time before i put it down for you. i gave it to you, cos i thought youd do it more jsutice than i, but if you cant get the angle you want - fair enough. beleive me when i say i know what you mean. but having said that, im gonna have a go at it.
Submitted by iddqd at 2004-01-11 01:23:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-10 03:30:28 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/22662
Why women do everything in packs.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-10 02:40:42 EST (#)
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FINALLY, I managed to spit out my post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22655
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-01-09 23:01:07 EST (#)
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I can't do it. Don't ask me why, I just can't!
Ingsoc is my username. So what? I rather dislike having my character defined by it. It's a reference to 1984, a book I thoroughly enjoyed. But you don't have to go Orwellian on my ass. I just can't work with that title. I've drafted ideas and it's simply miserable, every word of it. I can't produce something unless it's on the same standard of excellence as the others.
I'm sorry iddqd, but I just can't go through with this on the grounds that it goes against my principles to uphold the dwindling quality of the Übersite.
Perhaps the mysteries of the world will reveal themselves to me someday. But until then, I'm chickening out. I just can't do it. Not for world peace.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-01-09 11:00:24 EST (#)
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Tally thus far:
oops! your fifteen minutes are up (Lacyface - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22415)
I once was lost, but now am drunk (FATMANPTK - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22418)
There's NO SUCH THING as Writer's Block (Rizzo - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22419 and xeno -http://www.ubersite.com/m/22456)
What Women Actually Want (Sideburns - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22421)
Britney Spears in Fifteen Years (Beau - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22425)
Death: The Ultimate Talent Scout. (Deisangua - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22426)
Top ten reasons to date a geriatric (Ess2s2 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22427)
Nothing Says "I Love You" Like A Restraining Order (QueenAshlee - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22428)
If I could ban any book, it would be... (bob - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22432)
remove the ban on steroids, and lets finally see a level playing field (NotApologizing - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22433)
Fuck you, grandpa; the 'good old days' sucked balls! (Tom - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22434)
Pandora's Boxers (Sublime - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22437)
Dating rules for men (Cicciro - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22439 and audjgirl - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22455)
Who Will Babysit The Babysitters?...for iddqd (suburbanator350 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22448)
Out of the frying pan, into the exact same frying pan (Method - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22452)
MickGinny - Postulations upon Masturbation. (MickGinny - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22454)
tree at my window, window tree (El Guapo the Great - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22459)
How to be the life of a party (Zod http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1073584941440118305)
Fuck Politicians. I'm Voting For Cheese Whip." (Alwaysaneagle http://www.ubersite.com/m/22466)
All women should be bisexual (PAS http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=107359530635524778)
All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth (littledan http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=107360716886141713)
Be careful what you ask for, it may suck." (Zeccs http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1073617072241210035)
why exaggerate when you can lie? (Hair http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=107362302280999234)
Oops, Your fifteen minutes are up! (WillZone http://www.ubersite.com/m/22557)
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-09 09:55:38 EST (#)
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"Oops, Your fifteen minutes are up!"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22557
beleive me when i tell you its a good post. i got a camper named squattail who gave me like 16 -2's...it seems to be fun for him. i'm trying not to be angry. save my post, please.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-09 08:15:33 EST (#)
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"Oops, Your fifteen minutes are up!"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22557
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-09 01:27:28 EST (#)
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anyone can do as many of these posts as theyd like - in fact id like to see as many people attempt these as possible. given your last effort mick, id love to see you have another go.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-08 23:38:26 EST (#)
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Okely Dokely, pig in a Pokely...
My lame, half assed effort - it took 7 minutes! w00t.
Meh
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=107362302280999234
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-01-08 21:58:52 EST (#)
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"Be careful what you ask for, it may suck."
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1073617072241210035
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-01-08 20:19:35 EST (#)
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is there another one no one wants id?
i'll take a crrack.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-08 20:09:07 EST (#)
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no, i wanna see repeats. its great to see what different minds do witht he same title.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2004-01-08 19:13:25 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=107360716886141713
I finished faster than i thought..
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-08 18:56:49 EST (#)
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its thursday, so everything that comes from my keyboard is shit. i'll see if i can find the muse tommorow.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-08 18:47:58 EST (#)
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Mine will be up tomorrow. Hopefully, it will be worth a damn.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2004-01-08 18:30:55 EST (#)
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i want: " all i got is a red guitar, three chords and the truth "
It'll be up sometime in the next few days.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-08 18:13:15 EST (#)
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im going to try my hand at one of these titles actually - the 'im gonna kill my twin brother' one. im gonna wait till the guy i assigned it to writes his version so i dont steal any of his mojo.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-01-08 15:57:29 EST (#)
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All women should be bisexual http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=107359530635524778
thanks iddqd, i enjoyed that.
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2004-01-08 15:37:21 EST (#)
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I wrote mine. I want my prize!
Gotta go through my user info to get at my saucy and spunky independant clause filled post.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-01-08 15:04:15 EST (#)
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Here's mine, "Fuck Politicians. I'm Voting For Cheese Whip." http://www.ubersite.com/m/22466
Thanks for the topic, and for all the work it took to come up with these, Id-quid! (That's how I've decided your Ubername sounds.)
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-01-08 13:03:25 EST (#)
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Here's mine, "How to be the life of a party"
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1073584941440118305
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-08 10:55:19 EST (#)
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I'm in a good mood, so I'll index it. As of now, in the order that they showed up:
oops! your fifteen minutes are up (Lacyface - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22415)
I once was lost, but now am drunk (FATMANPTK - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22418)
There's NO SUCH THING as Writer's Block (Rizzo - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22419 and xeno -http://www.ubersite.com/m/22456)
What Women Actually Want (Sideburns - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22421)
Britney Spears in Fifteen Years (Beau - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22425)
Death: The Ultimate Talent Scout. (Deisangua - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22426)
Top ten reasons to date a geriatric (Ess2s2 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22427)
Nothing Says "I Love You" Like A Restraining Order (QueenAshlee - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22428)
If I could ban any book, it would be... (bob - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22432)
remove the ban on steroids, and lets finally see a level playing field (NotApologizing - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22433)
Fuck you, grandpa; the 'good old days' sucked balls! (Tom - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22434)
Pandora's Boxers (Sublime - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22437)
Dating rules for men (Cicciro - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22439 and audjgirl - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22455)
Who Will Babysit The Babysitters?...for iddqd (suburbanator350 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22448)
Out of the frying pan, into the exact same frying pan (Method - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22452)
MickGinny - Postulations upon Masturbation. (MickGinny - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22454)
tree at my window, window tree (El Guapo the Great - http://www.ubersite.com/m/22459)
My apologies if I missed anyone.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-01-08 10:35:03 EST (#)
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I have a small request. Could someone occasionally reply with the list of titles that have already been done so we don't repeat. I want to write one but don't have the time to go through everyone's to figure out what has already been taken.
Thanks
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2004-01-08 10:22:18 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/22459
man, mine is so lame. i'm too busy to do a good post :(
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2004-01-08 09:46:17 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/22455
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-01-08 02:16:15 EST (#)
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I call "how to be the life of the party"!!!!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-08 01:35:32 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=107354367979622838
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-08 01:27:34 EST (#)
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I asked first. I also posted first.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-08 01:12:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-08 01:10:55 (#)
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RATE ME, DAMMIT!
___________________
no, rate me, damnit.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-08 01:10:55 EST (#)
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RATE ME, DAMMIT!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-08 00:42:46 EST (#)
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shit, i did. my apologies.
anyway, it's called ''What Women Actually Want'', or ''My trip to the Armed Forces Physical''.
-justin.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-08 00:41:48 EST (#)
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i can't remember if i placed a link to my post on this thread or not. i'm too lazy to read thru.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22421
if i did post it twice, sue me.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-08 00:34:01 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/22434
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-01-08 00:20:12 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/22433
remove the ban on steroids, and lets finally see a level playing field
but my GODDAMN photo didn't attach. I am NoT going to try reposting. You can guess, it was an overly developed female bodybuilder with shit clarity.
Enjoy
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-08 00:15:59 EST (#)
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drink, the drop the soap post was probably boredatwork worthy in my opinion, and you didnt get an assigned title cos you didnt ask for one. take one from the grab bag.
please.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-08 00:08:15 EST (#)
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Mine. I finished. Go me.
If I could ban any book, it would be...
by bob
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1073538436859817149
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-07 23:46:22 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1073537098181412213
Nothing says "I love you" like a restraining order
As for my assigned title, I'm drawing a blank. Expect something within a week.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-01-07 23:39:43 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1073536735430910796
Top ten reasons to date a geriatric.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-07 23:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=107353652929589937
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-07 23:33:08 EST (#)
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I thought grab bag might have been a new kind of gay people game or something.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2004-01-07 23:28:43 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/22425
Just because I didn't get you anything for Christmas.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-01-07 23:17:18 EST (#)
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Hey. I thought the drop the soap post was pretty good, but you're snubbing me here with no assignment. BALLS!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-07 23:14:27 EST (#)
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well now that you mention it, i didnt really get that far in reading his reply. i saw the personal attack and went rabid. now having read it, i do have to say it was pretty funny.
dammit.
hes still a fuckhead though
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-07 23:07:47 EST (#)
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I liked Fartman's review.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-07 23:05:59 EST (#)
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yeah i saw you were fourth and fifth, but you just said, and i quote: 'k'
only the people who specifically asked for assigned titles, like zeccs got one. unfortunately for zeccs i fucked up and missed out on him, but ill think of one now and put it here. ill also do one for you. you know i love you baby.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-07 23:05:02 EST (#)
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i want to do the paranoids guide to technology if no one takes it.
just for the hell of it.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:52:03 EST (#)
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I'm taking "top ten reasons to date a geriatric"
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:50:35 EST (#)
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wow iddqd. your title was very original. i wonder how you got that one
???
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:46:54 EST (#)
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My work...
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1073533538749229874
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:39:09 EST (#)
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I was fourth reply to your post - and fifth for some inexplicable reason.
You just don't like home grown talent (which is what every Australian who fails at home says to their countryfolk).
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:38:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-01-03 18:46:29 (#)
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I'de like to be assigned a title to write about.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:36:06 EST (#)
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"whose leet club i want to join?"
hehe
check the lists on the left hand side dipshit - most viewed authors? see number 11: iddqd?
if theres any little 'leet clubs' i assure you, im already in them. possibly except for yours: "the im a desperate loser with no literary talent to speak of and nothing interesting to say so ill just try and drag everone else down to my pitiful level".
fuck off and go masterbate to paris some more you little man.
-2 for you
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:34:55 EST (#)
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Hey you didn't assign me one....
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:31:08 EST (#)
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Could you recheck, and come up with a second list for people you forgot?
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:30:42 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/21997
see?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:30:26 EST (#)
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I'm taking mine AND "Nothing says I love you like a restraining order" mostly because it's perfect for a post I've been meaning to write. You heard it, I called it first!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Iddqd, you are pathetic.
"Oh, let me think of a way to list all the users whose asses I want to lick, then
I can join their leet club." You blow. Here's a better topic list for you creeps.
otter - who will baby-sit me?
bigmike - a warning for my son about internet addiction. "Sorry son, I'm busy."
fatmantpk - i once was lost, but now am completely fucked up.
mickginny - postulations upon postules, zits, and other things which I know a lot about.
queenashlee - why women are bitches from hell.
evilzurr - im a whiny bitch, and I cant help it. Shit, I like it!
quartermain - titties, boobies and jugs. Why cant I touch them!
method - out of the frying pan, and deep into loki's ass headfirst.
always an eagle - fuck politicians. i vote to promote me.
bob - if i could ban any book, it would be all about myself.
ingsoc - osama bin laden: my homosexual lover.
faceless: im gonna kill my tiwn brother because I don't have one. I'm a liar.
hidden101 - so i said "gimmie 20 minutes and some lube, and I'll insert my entire fist into my ass."
jimbobjoe - the mailman: my real Dad.
franger - i thought long and hard, and the best i can say is: "I blow"
miss sim - disgusted, yet strangely disgusting.
lisacat - how guys can 'score' a lesbian in 5 easy steps, just like I wish I could.
lisa - loneliness is my lot in life. No wonder, I'm a homely stank ho.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:22:28 EST (#)
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No, ID, I am too busy rocking in foetal position with my Vodka...
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:18:55 EST (#)
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great minds think alike. that or the fact that shes washed up and we all just cant wait for her elizabeth taylor phase.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:18:47 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/21997#323745
I'm not bitter about it. Maybe I just wasn't clear enough.
I'll just try a grab bag one. Hmm...what would fit...oh, look. Death.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:18:07 EST (#)
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OK, here it is -
I once was lost, but now am drunk.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1073531762689821178
This story is part fact, part fiction. The people an the trip to Steamboat Springs last summer are true, as is the fact that we were kicked out of the bar in Grand Lake (And Kremmling, Estes Park, Lyons...it was a busy weekend)
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:15:44 EST (#)
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NO ONE has been excluded, NO ONE. to reiterate:
NO ONE HAS BEEN EXCLUDED.
this is the nature of the 'grab bag' option, it allows everyone a chance to have a go. i handed out assigned titles to everyone who specifically asked. i dont recall seeing you specifically ask, if you did, link the reply where you did, ill apologise and think of one for you...
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:15:06 EST (#)
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I sit possible to change mine?
If so, I'd like "How to be the life of the party"
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap! No joke, my second option for a halloween costume this year was "Britney Spears in Twenty Years".
What are the odds?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:06:06 EST (#)
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fuck hair, i saw ya, but i didnt think you wanted an assigned one. i can come up with one now for you if you like
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:05:59 EST (#)
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Once again, I have been excluded. I shall go sulk.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I call "britney spears in fifteen years"
Damn you not giving me an item... damn you.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I will look forward to writing my "Fuck you for not putting me on your list when you are hit whoring, you shitty cunt IDDQD".
But I am not bitter.
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-01-07 21:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok i chose one and ran with it
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22415
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-01-07 21:38:44 EST (#)
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Well I'm not gonna call one until I'm absolutely POSITIVE that I can make a worthy post from it. I don't want to spoil your hard work by putting together a piece of shit.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2004-01-07 21:38:18 EST (#)
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Hmm shit, alright, I need to think about exactly what this will be about though.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-01-07 21:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i call
'there is no such thing as writers block'
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-07 21:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I call grab-bag item: What women actually want.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-07 21:18:10 EST (#)
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its about time, god mode.
i call "paranoid's guide to technology"
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-07 21:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apology accepted.
And a +2 because you've done a damn good job.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-01-07 21:14:44 EST (#)
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Thank you.