The Antidote to the American Dream... (1452 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.18 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by wijormiclat (View user info) at 2004-07-10 23:22:00 EDT
It was the darkest day of Harriet's life. Her father used to be a strong man, who would push her on the swings, and flip her over his head with those big, brawny arms. Now she looked upon his tattered, frail form with a tear in her eye. She wanted all these tubes and needles, this sterile, white hospital environment that surrounded her gone.
The memory of her brother Nathan driving away into the sunset on his motorcycle as her father looked on powerlessly was etched in her memory like a tattoo... a tattoo that was a testament to her father's good intentions. That night she watched as daddy put on his driving glasses, and zipped up his leather jacket.
"Where are you going daddy?"
"To do something I've been meaning to do for a long time. Those boys are a bad influence on your brother, and I'm going to make sure none of them poison another innocent child's soul again."
Her eyes widened in terror as he picked up his Colt .45 and stalked towards the door of their rickety one-story ranch.
"Daddy, you aren't going to..." She trailed off.
She was answered by the slam of the door.
Here she was, two hours later. The look in her eyes had transformed from terror to sadness and regret as she witnessed her dear papa, with three bullet wounds to the chest and three broken ribs.
Harriet wanted vengeance. She leapt up, and ripped her shirt off in one smooth motion. A sleek, black, skin-tight leather two piece outfit complete with a lacy leopard skin thong lay underneath. The observing doctor looked on in extreme awe as he tried to stifle his throbbing penis. A vile smell suddenly permeated the room.
RRRRRIIIIPPPPP!!! CRASH!!!
The doctor's leering gaze quickly changed into sheer terror. Harriet had just shat on the floor, ripping her thong in two and leaving two large cracks in the shiny, black and white tile on the floor.
Harriet looked around innocently as if nothing happened, then swiftly ran to the nearest custodial closet and hid.
To be continued...
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:23:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
he -2ed two of your posts you autard.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:52:04 EST (#)
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For the sequel go to
PSA: Looking Both Ways, and How to Combat Chronic Diarrhea
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38451
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
-5 for this: She leapt up, and ripped her shirt off in one smooth motion. A sleek, black, skin-tight leather two piece outfit complete with a lacy leopard skin thong lay underneath.
+6 for the shat
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where is the continued?!?!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-12 15:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it just gets better
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-07-31 01:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
few things in this world equal the image of a woman in black leather shitting all over the place.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-16 17:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is this!?
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im laughing so hard it hurts!
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The best literature I have ever read has been written by the hand of Cyst Master, and there was wijormiclat sometimes, but this is good.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-11 12:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
strong feeling.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-07-11 01:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAN FETISH
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-11 00:59:14 EDT (#)
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Note to self: Do not post on a saturday night/sunday morning.
Bleh. I'll probably end up having to repost this.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 23:39:40 EDT (#)
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I should also add that this is a true story about my childhood.
Submitted by Kuehn (user info) at 2004-07-10 23:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally, a hero that makes some sense. Kicks the shit out of Spiderman. Seriously, aside from the elite few (the Nazi Supermen) who has super strength, speed and intelligence? But this hero is like us, from an average Middle America family with a pirate for a father (hence his tattoo). I say you try to sell this to a movie studio. Don't sell out though, bits.
Submitted by Theory_Eyed (user info) at 2004-07-10 23:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
get writing.