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[Iraq] How to Lose a War   (Rating: 1.11 on 23 reviews, last by JonnyX 92 days ago)
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[News] The Dead Celebrity Game   (Rating: 0.81 on 23 reviews, last by lungfish 134 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2009-07-09 02:19:56 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Working at the Home Depot   (Rating: 1.95 on 58 reviews, last by Berty 1 day ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2009-06-29 14:53:34 EDT
[Business & Financial] Bickerstaff, Lancelot, Percival: A Term Paper, plus one gift   (Rating: 1.52 on 26 reviews, last by Tigre 145 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2009-06-15 16:55:45 EDT
[Graphics] A Bunch of Random Photos I Took Over a Year Ago   (Rating: 1.5 on 28 reviews, last by Tigre 218 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2009-02-12 05:10:32 EST
[General] 25 Things   (Rating: 1.18 on 49 reviews, last by orphelia 284 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2009-02-06 14:26:02 EST
[General] You Bored?   (Rating: 1.42 on 39 reviews, last by NintendoCzar 310 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2009-01-10 20:32:38 EST
[Romance] Obamicon Me!   (Rating: 1.69 on 21 reviews, last by rubbermaid 316 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2009-01-09 01:57:30 EST
[Romance] THUPA R1: Ode To My Toilet   (Rating: 1.54 on 36 reviews, last by Bubba2341 336 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-12-17 18:07:31 EST
[Romance] this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her   (Rating: 1.17 on 17 reviews, last by TheUniter 373 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-11-12 17:15:41 EST
[News] Public Service Announcement: Do Not Slap My Ass Or This Will Happen To You   (Rating: 1.1 on 47 reviews, last by Shaun_Rocks 387 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-10-28 07:09:25 EDT
[None] ten more tiny true stories (PLUS another camwhore)   (Rating: 1.5 on 14 reviews, last by AsshOly 418 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-09-26 18:47:31 EDT
[News] Sacrilicious   (Rating: 0.78 on 32 reviews, last by weather 423 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-07-12 00:25:37 EDT
[Business & Financial] Late Nite Revelations + 2008 UberDirectory Camwhore = Doubling Your Pleasure Since 2004   (Rating: 1.75 on 45 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 498 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-05-07 14:12:44 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Google Earth Mystery Spot   (Rating: 0.82 on 38 reviews, last by haikumikoo 99 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-04-26 13:20:48 EDT
[Romance] Girls, Cars, Beautiful Houses, And Other Things I Like To Be Inside Of   (Rating: 1.22 on 33 reviews, last by AsshOly 578 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-04-21 08:41:08 EDT
[News] No car, No phone, No Hot Lesbian Action; But there is a disgusting fat bitch at the gym somewhere in this post.   (Rating: 0.83 on 39 reviews, last by kaos-king 593 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-04-04 05:46:00 EDT
[None] Are You Racist? Probably! Click here to find out!   (Rating: 1.02 on 94 reviews, last by AsshOly 597 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-03-25 17:20:54 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] The Greatest Speeches of All Time   (Rating: 0.65 on 52 reviews, last by alabasterch 605 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-03-23 05:00:20 EDT
[Business & Financial] Stupid Things I've Said or Been Told   (Rating: 1.56 on 51 reviews, last by Val 587 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-02-29 03:05:00 EST
[Science & Environmental] ten tiny true stories (PLUS obligatory camwhore)   (Rating: 1.5 on 50 reviews, last by AsshOly 604 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-01-06 19:02:46 EST
[Business & Financial] How My New Years Eve Began / Driving in Snow is My Favorite / How I Almost Died / Driving in Snow Sucks Nuts / Camwhore (maybe???)   (Rating: 2 on 17 reviews, last by AsshOly 684 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-01-04 19:21:14 EST
[Dirty Humor] On Sweat Pants: A Critical Analysis of Appropriate Party Attire. This one’s for people everywhere who dress as bummy as me.   (Rating: 0.83 on 52 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-11-04 05:07:15 EST
[Romance] UberLiars: Adventures in Pissing on People   (Rating: 0.63 on 27 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-10-18 21:04:19 EDT
[Sports] Quotes From Movies I Like Post Monday: A Contest   (Rating: 1.35 on 29 reviews, last by SunnyG 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-09-24 10:35:22 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Hunting Season Has Begun   (Rating: 1.25 on 36 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-08-24 13:53:21 EDT
[Business & Financial] Signs I Seen   (Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by Tigre 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-07-07 22:21:33 EDT
[Graphics] Exclusive Joakim Noah Draft Day Picture   (Rating: 0.14 on 10 reviews, last by darko 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-06-29 02:27:04 EDT
[Sports] How They Are Funnies, or, I dont have a title for this so I am stealing one from Dave Eggers.   (Rating: 1.6 on 20 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-06-10 06:22:31 EDT
[Romance] HateMadness: Apollo88, You Pussy Bitch   (Rating: 0.63 on 22 reviews, last by Zeglamancer 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-05-18 05:32:40 EDT
[Romance] I Didn't Find God   (Rating: 0.5 on 4 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-05-01 23:56:30 EDT
[News] Hey, Guys, So I Had A Boner The Other Night, And   (Rating: 1.14 on 34 reviews, last by Shaun_Rocks 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-04-23 17:32:24 EDT
[Graphics] APW (read: cop out): Fractal Dyspareunia   (Rating: 1.25 on 7 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-04-04 10:13:09 EDT
[Romance] Why I Didn't Write Anything For ADD / This is my ADD Submission / Why My Life is Awesome / Click Here to Add Inches To Your Penis.   (Rating: 1.89 on 73 reviews, last by shadow 670 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-03-07 08:34:34 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Big Brother Night (Confidential)   (Rating: 1.73 on 17 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-02-24 18:43:18 EST
[Dirty Humor] Contentless 21st Birthday Camwhore Collage Post   (Rating: 0.95 on 29 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-02-18 14:22:32 EST
[News] gEgohography Pposit Tousday = Illionois   (Rating: 2 on 17 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-02-14 01:39:55 EST
[Science & Environmental] Two Lies, One Truth, and One Camwhore   (Rating: 1.2 on 35 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-02-02 19:36:06 EST
[Sports] College football: What changes do you think need to be made?   (Rating: 0.98 on 62 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-12-15 05:16:26 EST
[Science & Environmental] AsshOly's How Do I: Getting Rid of a Psycho Bitch   (Rating: 1.41 on 35 reviews, last by Timmaaaaah 3 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-11-14 03:29:53 EST

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Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass