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(2) I was raped by my dyson (Rating: 1.92 on 121 reviews, last by ridiculous 36 days ago)
Submitted by snarf (View user info) at 2005-04-21 12:51:50
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(1) Random thoughts of 25-35 year olds (Rating: -1.07 on 13 reviews, last by gazaroo82 65 days ago)
Submitted by Amanda Segina <sumrwondr.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2009-08-28 18:20:12
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(1) GBF : Chloe Danced the Tables in the French Quarter (Rating: 1.06 on 30 reviews, last by sage104 68 days ago)
Submitted by no1hasdis (View user info) at 2009-08-28 16:12:09
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(1) Craigslist + Free = Holy Shit! (Rating: 1.29 on 56 reviews, last by catscradle 95 days ago)
Submitted by nevadadrifter (View user info) at 2009-08-03 05:08:59
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(1) SPT - Hot & Wet (Rating: 1.9 on 43 reviews, last by ICO 103 days ago)
Submitted by Technoratty (View user info) at 2009-07-23 14:55:41
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(1) Brand New Products that You Should Buy Immediately (Rating: 1.88 on 20 reviews, last by beeltea 111 days ago)
Submitted by Little Sally & BLT (View user info) at 2009-07-12 10:11:36
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(1) Obama Caption Contest (Rating: 0.42 on 26 reviews, last by cheerios 118 days ago)
Submitted by FATMANTPK (View user info) at 2009-07-10 16:04:25
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(1) A generic people talking post (Rating: 1.63 on 54 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 117 days ago)
Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-11-09 05:20:07
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(1) Dissecting A Bully (Rating: 1.83 on 92 reviews, last by senorglory 298 days ago)
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (View user info) at 2008-08-05 02:50:38
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(1) Girlfights and Six Stabbings-Just Another Weekend for Me (Rating: 1.39 on 31 reviews, last by mrwolf 436 days ago)
Submitted by Tinactin (View user info) at 2008-07-31 01:51:16
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(1) At Least Someone At Wal-Mart Knows Awesome When They See It (Rating: 1.8 on 89 reviews, last by gazaroo82 65 days ago)
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (View user info) at 2008-06-11 21:03:26
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(1) Iron Man Movie Q&A (Rating: 1.5 on 44 reviews, last by Hookhand 549 days ago)
Submitted by Hookhand (View user info) at 2008-05-02 18:19:59
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(1) This is clearly the fault of someone from this site (Rating: 1.11 on 58 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 583 days ago)
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (View user info) at 2008-04-01 00:47:37
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(1) Who wants to have a threesome with me? (Rating: -1.36 on 14 reviews, last by Tigre 644 days ago)
Submitted by Professor McBigBalls (View user info) at 2008-02-02 09:58:20
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(1) INFO you don't understand (Rating: -1.4 on 28 reviews, last by Arnold_Benedict 642 days ago)
Submitted by <faceofdecay.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-02-02 09:01:27
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(1) When life gives you lemons, make lemonade (Rating: 1.88 on 30 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 184 days ago)
Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2008-01-09 14:29:37
funny (1) fiction (1) [users]

(1) Random Rambling (Rating: 1.66 on 58 reviews, last by Void_Where_Prohibited 702 days ago)
Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2007-12-03 20:42:36
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(1) Motivating the Weekend (Rating: 1.56 on 97 reviews, last by WonkoDV 68 days ago)
Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2007-12-01 21:36:19
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(1) Halp! I'm Writing A Book. (Rating: 1.36 on 43 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 720 days ago)
Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2007-11-13 23:51:24
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(1) Dont' tase me? (Rating: 1.31 on 36 reviews, last by ilikesteak 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pathetic (View user info) at 2007-09-27 17:23:57
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(1) About.com and my Wife Are Conspiring to Kill Me (Rating: 1.93 on 60 reviews, last by mystiamoon 2 years ago)
Submitted by A Little More Time (View user info) at 2007-07-02 18:36:43
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(1) GPF - Looky at the panda! (Rating: 1.36 on 26 reviews, last by experima 2 years ago)
Submitted by LisaD (View user info) at 2007-05-18 17:24:54
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(1) Further Adventures of Labyrinth - Episode II: Jareth Smells the Glove (Rating: 1.93 on 72 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 405 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-03-29 20:25:40
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(1) If You Want To Screw My Daughter, There's A Few Things You Should Know First.... (Rating: 1.67 on 110 reviews, last by DiamondEyes228 450 days ago)
Submitted by JoeyG (View user info) at 2007-03-07 15:56:20
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(1) Sometimes you just gotta say FUCK! (Rating: 1.28 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago)
Submitted by DarthFaded (View user info) at 2007-02-10 06:44:27
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(1) Hell Hath No Fury Like a Short Sighted Chinese Guy in a Supermarket (Rating: 1.93 on 71 reviews, last by Socialist_Joe 642 days ago)
Submitted by JoeyG (View user info) at 2007-01-17 09:22:53
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(1) Either I'm Becoming Too Perverse, Or Telephone Sex Chat Lines Have Seriously Gone Downhill (Rating: 1.62 on 57 reviews, last by DonovanMD 2 years ago)
Submitted by JoeyG <joe_green_2006.at.yahoo.co.uk> (View user info) at 2006-11-13 12:40:57
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(1) Odd Males Who Have Attempted to Penetrate My Drawers: Episode I – “I Like Your Balls” (Rating: 1.55 on 68 reviews, last by Ejryuu 2 years ago)
Submitted by Lisa (View user info) at 2006-11-04 21:48:30
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(1) random uberquotes & reviews (Rating: 1.35 on 30 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago)
Submitted by Amontillado (View user info) at 2006-11-03 16:11:12
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(1) The Worst Shit I've Ever Taken at Work (Rating: 1.87 on 70 reviews, last by Replen 168 days ago)
Submitted by FartSmeller (View user info) at 2006-10-13 17:52:03
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(1) Ten Things to Do When You’re Pulled Over By a Cop (Rating: 1.74 on 108 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by SilvrWolf (View user info) at 2006-07-21 16:01:03
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(1) The Stunning Effects of Beer Goggles or Holy Fucking Christ am I an Asshole (Rating: 1.07 on 111 reviews, last by Shlongy 9 days ago)
Submitted by bad"asshole"mofo (View user info) at 2006-06-02 14:14:16
funny (1) pwned (1) [users]

(1) The Story of Jennifer (Rating: 1.8 on 67 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago)
Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-03-21 00:30:57
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(1) TTOM Productions Presents: Saving Private RyuFu (NSFN:Not Safe for Nazis) (Rating: 1.95 on 80 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago)
Submitted by The_taste_of_monkeys (View user info) at 2006-03-14 15:15:26
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(1) Anal Leakage (Rating: 1.86 on 52 reviews, last by RevolutionX 53 days ago)
Submitted by Alex DeWitt <alex.dewitt.at.ntlworld.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-10 08:52:48
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(1) How the MVA could earn at least $400 a day EACH. (Rating: 1.78 on 50 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic Cymbals (View user info) at 2006-03-10 01:26:24
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(1) The Greatest Shit of My Life: a memoir. (Rating: 1.9 on 40 reviews, last by maiorano84 168 days ago)
Submitted by FartSmeller (View user info) at 2006-03-09 18:30:10
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(1) I Just Used A Bunch Of Anal Lube By Switching Car Insurance Companies (Rating: 1.68 on 100 reviews, last by Tastycat 3 years ago)
Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2006-03-02 03:16:30
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(1) Wingman Hand Signals Explained (Rating: 1.83 on 34 reviews, last by badassmofo 3 years ago)
Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2006-02-21 17:05:14
funny (1) readme (1) [users]

(1) Guns N' Roses (Rating: 0.6 on 27 reviews, last by NewestIndustry 3 years ago)
Submitted by Stabkill (View user info) at 2006-02-20 22:16:20
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(1) I Was Sexually Assaulted by a Chav on the Night Bus and it Made Me Happy in my Special Place. (Rating: 1.83 on 127 reviews, last by orphelia 2 years ago)
Submitted by Davros (View user info) at 2006-02-06 14:38:15
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(1) If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris. (Rating: 0.4 on 46 reviews, last by littledan 3 years ago)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (View user info) at 2006-02-01 14:01:31
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(1) My Marvelous Day at Yankee Candle (NSFW?) (Rating: 1.98 on 70 reviews, last by scourge 339 days ago)
Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2006-01-25 17:03:51
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(1) I am such an asshole: Fucking with people at work (Rating: 1.82 on 104 reviews, last by SkullBiter 656 days ago)
Submitted by MeTHoD (View user info) at 2005-11-04 15:48:46
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(1) Obese people shouldn't have civil rights (Rating: 1.45 on 152 reviews, last by retrospect 3 years ago)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2005-07-20 16:24:07
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(1) Interupt Humping Pigs at Your Own Peril (Rating: 1.93 on 71 reviews, last by drgoatcabin 2 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-02-15 22:13:17
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(1) Fuck Dominos, the rabid dribbling cunts. (Rating: 1.8 on 64 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 457 days ago)
Submitted by Paul Hibbert (View user info) at 2005-02-12 13:21:46
funny (1) [users]

(1) "Why Does it Burn When I Pee?" (Rating: 1.9 on 82 reviews, last by ilikesteak 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-02-07 17:10:41
nonfiction (1) funny (1) [users]

(1) My Hot Pocket is really hot. OR, she “came out” to get me out. (Rating: 1.93 on 89 reviews, last by bugblender 419 days ago)
Submitted by Chronic (View user info) at 2005-01-17 09:47:52
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(1) If You Would Just Die, That Would be Great (Rating: 1.91 on 120 reviews, last by tatersninja 469 days ago)
Submitted by youarsoghey (View user info) at 2005-01-05 18:17:19
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(1) Disturbing Things Girls Have Told or Done to Me (Rating: 1.76 on 199 reviews, last by BadCompany 179 days ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2004-11-19 02:00:28
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(1) I Punched a Six Year Old in the Face or Why I Am Going to Hell. (Rating: 1.73 on 161 reviews, last by angrydrunk86 426 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2004-11-01 16:32:44
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(1) I'm Shallow, But You're Ugly (Rating: 1.87 on 155 reviews, last by dexpaxas 2 years ago)
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (View user info) at 2004-10-06 01:46:47
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(1) Excuse me Sir, could you kindly remove your hand from my penis? (Rating: 1.86 on 89 reviews, last by blueboy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2004-08-10 21:10:25
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(1) Biggie size this fucker! (Rating: 1.81 on 87 reviews, last by Walker 3 years ago)
Submitted by NecroFeelYa (View user info) at 2004-07-08 12:13:12
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(1) Killing a Small Child with my Ass (Rating: 1.85 on 126 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jon (View user info) at 2004-06-02 18:27:22
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(1) Übersite: Give me a (pun)! (Rating: 1.88 on 58 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago)
Submitted by sNot_Apologizing.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2003-12-01 17:39:04
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(1) Fate Tells Me "Don't Go to the Gym." But...fuck fate. (Rating: 1.73 on 57 reviews, last by Jacobt26 3 years ago)
Submitted by Will Zone <dianoga101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-06 14:33:05
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(1) Badass Australian Cows (Rating: 1.77 on 431 reviews, last by Envenom 33 days ago)
Submitted by <jkershner00.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-29 14:30:45
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(1) 92 Days And Counting--Anal Sex And Oranges. (Rating: 1.7 on 93 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago)
Submitted by DrinkDDT (View user info) at 2003-08-05 23:36:55
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(1) Ho hum - Things that aren't cool - Again. (Rating: 0.8 on 125 reviews, last by Hexavier 3 years ago)
Submitted by <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> (View user info) at 2003-03-14 20:54:39
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(1) Licking A Bum's Ass (Rating: 1.12 on 162 reviews, last by johnny.b.dumb 216 days ago)
Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2002-05-14 05:55:04
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