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Harry Caray (26338 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 0.87 on 721 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Cool Ubersite User at 1999-11-30 01:49:54 EST

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Hey Hey Harry!

harry_welcome.wav (62 kB) [audio/wav]

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User Reviews

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-23 17:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey harry, you old drunken fuck, how'd those cubs do today? what's that? lost to fucking cinci?

BOO HOO, YOU DEAD MOTHERFUCKER, BOO HOO

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-23 16:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

iefihef

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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-04-23 15:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hi! I'm Harry Caray!

If the moon, were made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it?
I know I would! heck, I'd ask for seconds! And I'd wash it all down with a cool, refreshing Budweiser.

You know, I was playing gold the other day, I hit two beautiful balls... I stepped on a rake!

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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-09-30 20:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

epic lulz

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-17 12:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-13 22:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This will be inscribed on Bart's tombstone.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-13 21:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Persecuted (user info) at 2003-12-04 14:32:12 CST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shit. The first post ever. I clicked older messages for 10 hours to get to this?



hahahahaha

what a retard.

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-13 21:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hits, ratings, number of reviews, none of this matters. This will always be the best post on Ubersite.

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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-29 17:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU noob.

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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

czwij was here

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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-10 20:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ghey

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

O post#1, I bow down to thee and pray that thou giveth me guidance.

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

god damn bart messing up my ascii

HOW UNPROFESSIONAL

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Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2007-11-29 00:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

history

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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was here

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-04 18:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-04 17:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Imma rate every post on here.

or not.

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-15 18:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

RIP Harry, you loveable drunken sot.

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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-07 15:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was here.

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

99. Good year.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am a positive thinker!!!!

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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-19 16:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What a disgusting notion. Question is, if you were made of hot dogs, would you poop them too?

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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-14 06:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HEY! If you were made of hotdogs would you eat yourself? I know i would!

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 06:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe I never reviewed this.

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-05-14 06:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

weak. bart must have fixed it i guess. ripped off

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-05-14 06:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ROFL : ROFL : ROFL : ROFL : ROFL : ROFL : ROFL
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it goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-05-14 06:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

dude WTF mate?

my ascii works of hack and awesome got all fucked up!

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-21 19:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It took 2 years to get the first review and almost another 2 to get the second?

Wow, what an auspicious start.

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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-06 02:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Digging into the archives: This post highlights 2007 on Ubersite (the revision).

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-30 16:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://ubersite.com/m/96380

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 16:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

o k c c

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Submitted by iMoh69 (user info) at 2006-11-26 16:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<3 bart

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Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-11-15 01:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is a teepee, for you to peepee
It is not a wigwam, for you to beat youur tomtom.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-31 18:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome to Ray's Abortion Clinic! You rape 'em, we scrape 'em! No fetus can beat us! Your womb is our tomb!

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Submitted by Refresh (user info) at 2006-09-07 05:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i wish i had a cool name like that

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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-22 16:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92092

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Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

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Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-07-30 06:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shouldn't that be:

and ask for sinna.

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-25 04:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I liked this post.

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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-15 10:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is like Uber's toilet door.



For ghey sex call 0789546358 and ask for john


Here I sit
broken hearted
spent a penny
and only farted


suck my cock

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-12 23:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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Submitted by Matin_Morte (user info) at 2006-06-07 18:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-18 23:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

RIP Harry

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Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2006-05-18 23:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This post is great...

for me to poupon!

Worst. Pun. Ever.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-05-17 00:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOO!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-05-17 00:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LETS GET THIS BACK ON MOST HEATED!!!!!!

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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-10 21:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A link and that's it. no more. ghaaaghh...

These reviews made my peenar hurt

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-04-10 20:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

zurg

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Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-03-28 21:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Can I still rate this?

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-30 19:51:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

HOLYSHIT, UBER IS EVIL! THE FIRST POST HAS 666 REVIEWS!!!111two
__________________________________________________

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE "!!1" THING ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE NOR WAS IT EVER FUNNY

PLEASE STOP IT

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-24 16:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no jk

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Submitted by JillTheLass (user info) at 2006-03-16 09:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

First post of Uber always will kick ass

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-15 17:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

heh

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-15 17:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyone feel like getting this on the most heated list again?

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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-20 19:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-01-12 01:58:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

tnuc

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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-01-12 01:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

cunt

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-30 19:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HOLYSHIT, UBER IS EVIL! THE FIRST POST HAS 666 REVIEWS!!!111two











Well, not anymore.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-29 20:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!!!

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMFG I WASN'T EVEN BORN YET WHEN THIS WAS POSTED!!!

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I raped Rad.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i was raped

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Loco Fuzzy Apes...Pass it on

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OH MY GOD, LOJOPE RAPED?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lojope was raped, pass it on

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Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Its a simple question: if the moon was made of blue cheese would you eat it? I know I would. Then I'd wash it down with a nice cool Budweiser.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I have never been suspended, even when I led the charge on "re: 16 y/olds" that put this little spam fest to shame.



And we just made it the MOST REVIEWED POST EVER!

More reviews that the Neverending Post.


You can thank me and Stevie later for that, by the by.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-04 08:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-24 04:46:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

So close to 20,000 hits. SO CLOSE!!!!!

Unfortunately, though, this no longer shows up on MRR. FUCK!!!!

We'll just have to treat it like we treat re 16 y/olds. I SHALL NEVER LET THIS POST DIE!!!!!

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Fuck it, I quit!

As far as I'm concerned, this post can fucking die.

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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-30 04:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

let it be known...


Bob Dole was here! Vote Dole for President!

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-28 00:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOOOOO!

Thank you oh benevolent Uberlord.

ALL HAIL THE WISE AND FORGIVING BART-BART!

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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-25 06:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

crap

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-25 02:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

watches Bart write little 5 packs of slashes after each name...
<a-Kodak-moment>
**
it looks as though one had to...exceed....30 reviews...to get banned

(with one glaring exception)

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Submitted by GatorRed (user info) at 2005-11-24 07:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It wasn't showing up last night on MRR

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-24 05:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes it does, however, a few reviews down, someone claimed that it did not.

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Submitted by Corkers (user info) at 2005-11-24 04:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It does show up on the MRR.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-24 04:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So close to 20,000 hits. SO CLOSE!!!!!

Unfortunately, though, this no longer shows up on MRR. FUCK!!!!

We'll just have to treat it like we treat re 16 y/olds. I SHALL NEVER LET THIS POST DIE!!!!!

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Submitted by GatorRed (user info) at 2005-11-23 22:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was also thinking, doesn't this also get our alters banned?

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Submitted by GatorRed (user info) at 2005-11-23 22:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, me too and all that

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Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-23 22:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fine then; Mr Cilfone.


Honestly, sorry we buggered round and generally spammed the place. Can you find it in your heart to let off a couple of first-time offenders?

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Submitted by Corkers (user info) at 2005-11-23 22:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

He's not gonna unban us if you keep calling him Bert.

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Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-23 22:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA Thorpe is banned too...


Yeah, seriously Bert. If you had just reviewed once on here and told us all to fuck off I wouldn't have done this. I just wanted to see it hit 20,000 is all.


-Williamson

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Submitted by Corkers (user info) at 2005-11-23 22:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please forgive us Bart-Bart. It was all good innocent fun.

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Submitted by Corkers (user info) at 2005-11-23 22:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh fuck, that's why we're banned!

THis is Thorpe.

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Submitted by GatorRed (user info) at 2005-11-23 22:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This has also been taken off Most Heated, and is no longer showing in Most Recently Reviewed

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Submitted by GatorRed (user info) at 2005-11-23 22:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

FATMANTPK was also banned for spamming this post.

Please Mr BartBart, forgive us

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Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-23 19:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

This is Williamson's alter. I was originally gonna make this guy some sort of humourous hentai japanese fella (sort of like Arnie Geddon) but decided it was a shit idea.

I have been banned for spamming this post.

Oh Bart-Bart. Please forgive me.


Oh, and Thorpe can verify this is in fact Williamson's alter.

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-23 18:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:21:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:19:31 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:08:34 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity ^ Purple

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity


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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS

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HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity ^ Purple x Pi/E=MC2

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Submitted by GatorRed (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YAWN! Is this thing still alive?

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:19:31 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:08:34 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity ^ Purple

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity


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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS

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HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity ^ Purple x Pi/E=MC2

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:08:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity ^ Purple

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity


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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity ^ Purple

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA TURKEY

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Perhaps bart has killed this post's heat, in hopes that it will die a sad, lonely death...staring out the window at the grey sky and the storm-tossed sea.



Well, I'm certainly glad I got that little chunk of ghey out of my system.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
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HAHA TURKEY

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
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HAHA TURKEY

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 EST (#)
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HAHA TURKEY

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:01 EST (#)
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Turtle Wax

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:08:26 EST (#)
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This post is much like Ubersite itself. Its an experiment to see what happens when we are left to entertain ourselves

P33N3R

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:07:39 EST (#)
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You better watch out, you better not cry

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:07:16 EST (#)
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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:06:56 EST (#)
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Frosty the snowman, was ajolly happy soul

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:06:16 EST (#)
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qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

Thats the sound I make when I see BartBart in his Candyland shirt

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:05:24 EST (#)
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rthjkjhgfdsasdghyuiutr

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:05:04 EST (#)
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werfgthgjk

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-23 06:42:56 EST (#)
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adsfgbaertaweiamelectrosalterasdfohasldfvgbakslf

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-23 06:42:45 EST (#)
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asdfawerbwetrawber

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-23 06:42:41 EST (#)
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asdfbaqsderawe

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-23 06:42:36 EST (#)
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asdfragwdf

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 06:33:11 EST (#)
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This is like rubbing 2 twigs together tog et a fire started.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 06:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Was Reverand Jackson referring to Bob Hope, or hope for the future?

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 06:31:29 EST (#)
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Keep Hope Alive

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 06:31:11 EST (#)
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Me either, lets keep it alive

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 04:37:31 EST (#)
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There

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is

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no

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god

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damn

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way

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in

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hell

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I'll

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let

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just

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fall

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off

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like

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some

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mere

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 04:36:00 EST (#)
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non

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 04:35:58 EST (#)
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first

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 04:35:54 EST (#)
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message.

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 04:35:48 EST (#)
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C'mon

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 04:35:45 EST (#)
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Uber,

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 04:35:41 EST (#)
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get

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your

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 04:35:26 EST (#)
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act

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together

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 04:35:13 EST (#)
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and

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 04:34:46 EST (#)
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up.







I am so motherfucking banned...

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-22 16:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No, please! Beer_bong we need you!

I have tried, but I am but one (FAT)man!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I GO AWAY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS AND YOU FUCKERS LET THIS HAPPEN!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!




I hereby resign from this post. Never again will I comment on post number 1. I just cant handle the ups and downs, the drinking and drugs and the hookers. My god the hookers.


I JUST CANT DO IT MAN!!!


*Shoots self in the face with a BB gun.*


Ow, dude, that hurt.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Words hurt like a fist

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Submitted by Carl (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:54:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:44:40 (#)
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NIGGASTOLEMYBIKE




And I ain't givin it back, either.

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Calios, that's fucking beautiful!

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-22 11:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

heat?

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-22 09:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

People! We are losing the Heat battle!

Cowboy up....march onward....4th & Goal....something motivational

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-22 01:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is my HTML appearing as &lt;Pre/&gt; and Calios's appearing properly as <Pre>?

God I hate computers...

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-22 01:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nope. I still suck.

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-22 01:07:07 EST (#)
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<Pre>

I have to test this again.

<Pre/>

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:44:40 EST (#)
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NIGGASTOLEMYBIKE

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-21 21:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Harry Caray Woo!

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-21 20:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good night Uberboard. Good night Most Heated

Good night MVA, MVM, MRR and search feature

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

asas


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Whatever! Thats the liberal media propaganda talking! "asas"!?! Like anyone believes that urban legend anymore.

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

asas

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubersite - The Movie

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This Übersite thing is a nice idea.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-21 17:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Silly (HaHa)Rabbit, Trix are for kids

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brak is better than Space Ghost

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:40:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:44:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

So much for just copying the source... I'd like to know how Calios did that.
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I would suggest you try various ways of escaping the special characters. If you were inclined to want to do such things. If that doesn't work, think geekily from there.

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Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hot bbq

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Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wooo

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why do birds suddenly appear?

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So much for just copying the source... I'd like to know how Calios did that.

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

test

test

test
test

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

<PRE>
test test

test
test
</PRE>


-=-=-==-=
Let's see if this works...

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-21 06:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Its going to be a short week, and I plan to put on at least 5 lbs this week...good old American holidays = excuse to cram junk food in my face

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-21 06:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Its Monday morning....chest and triceps today...yipee!

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-21 05:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Easy as pie.

Just kickin' back havin' a coke and a smile,

Hoping BartBart won't ban me for this.



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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-21 05:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HOW DID YOU DO THAT??

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-21 05:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

,,,;. / /

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-21 05:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the hell calios???

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-21 05:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

[ ASCII RESURECTED WOO! ]
[ ]
[ ... ]
[ ;::::; ]
[ ;::::; :; ]
[ ;:::::' :; ]
[ ;:::::; ;. ]
[ ,:::::' ; OOO\ ]
[ ::::::; ; OOOOO\ ]
[ ;:::::; ; OOOOOOOO ]
[ ,;::::::; ;' / OOOOOOO ]
[ ;:::::::::`. ,,,;. / / DOOOOOO ]
[ .';:::::::::::::::::;, / / DOOOO ]
[ ,::::::;::::::;;;;::::;, / / DOOO ]
[ ;`::::::`'::::::;;;::::: ,#/ / DOOO ]
[ :`:::::::`;::::::;;::: ;::# / DOOO ]
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[ `:`:::::::`;:::::: ;::::::#/ DOO ]
[ :::`:::::::`;; ;:::::::::## OO ]
[ ::::`:::::::`;::::::::;:::# OO ]
[ `:::::`::::::::::::;'`:;::# O ]
[ `:::::`::::::::;' / / `:# ]
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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-21 04:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

test test

test
test

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-21 04:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bump!

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Someone

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

shit

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

on

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

coats!

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

do it, Williamson.

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I suppose I should have done that the other way...

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hits.

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

20000

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

reach

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

not

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lest

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

heated

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

most

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

on

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

keep

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

to

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

need

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

we

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

god,

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

of

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

love

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

For

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 00:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HEAT!!!

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-20 16:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-20 16:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hmmmm

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-20 15:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

loki

Shlongy

BartBart

Tubgirl

goatse

Lemonparty

NSFW

MJ

Fat Tony

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Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

zabba zo

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Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

poot

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-20 12:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

pop pop pop pop

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

blah blah blah

yak yak yak

What should we do with the drunken sailor?

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Never give up
<insert inspirational quote regarding perseverance here>

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I see that we've all just decided as a collective to give up.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-20 09:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

poo

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-13 23:39:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

bloo blee blop blop
bleep bleep bla bla
abba zabba

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I wonder if its the coffee or KFC that makes my wooden chair cry for mercy?

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is a test of a wirelss keyboard. Its weird because the keyboard responds fine in some applications (IE, Notepad) but in the Command Prompt, it seems a bit delayed/sluggish.

P33N3R

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why isn't this at the top?

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-11-19 13:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

die motherfucler die motherfucker still fool

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Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-19 12:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

kinda boring.

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Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-11-19 12:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-11-19 12:19:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

what the hell ,man?

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-19 12:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Danzig rules. Everyone should download the song "Thirteen."

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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-11-19 12:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what the hell ,man?

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-19 11:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

?

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-19 11:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lazy fucks.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-19 11:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've got to give it a cushion, because you sure as shit won't keep it on top.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-19 11:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You fuckers! you let this drop below 100.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Just think... if this were posted now, no matter which user posted it, it would have about a -1.4 on 12 reviews.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by bart (user info) at 1999-11-30 02:06:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

I love Harry Caray and this is a great clip



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What the fuck? This clip is completely useless. It has no purpose whatsoever. It isn't humorous, scandalous, racist, thought-provoking, etc...

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

We're only about 90 quick reviews away from it.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Let's get this back to 200.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Although, a lot of times, Bart will clean up heated once he feels that something has been there for too long. For example, "re 16 y/olds" and "Krissi."

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

As for longest time spent on the top of heated... no idea.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck it. Let's turn on the HEAT!

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It seems a bit chilly in here, doesn't it?

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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-19 00:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not reading through this but is there a record for sitting atop the heated list...time wise?

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Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2005-11-18 22:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like food

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DO IT IN THE BUTT!

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

B-I-N-G-O

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:40:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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No Comment THIS!

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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

P33N3R

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Another 370,000 hits and we will be close to the #1 MVM

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

She cried in horror "You said you were hung like a baby!?!"

"I am. 7lbs 4 Ounces, 22 inches long" He replied with a devilish grin

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Do boogers contain carbs or fat? Because the guy in the car behind me on the way to work was sure filling up on then. Knuckle buried DEEP!

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And she SHAT on a turlte!

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Y HALO THAR.

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

THERE IS A PARTY IN MY MOUTH.

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

lo, spake pokey, and thusly came the bus.

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HEAT IT UP NIGGA

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HEEEEEAT

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HEAT

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hate it.

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

love it.

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and that's when Jesus died!

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And the chinese guy jumps out of nowhere holding a shovel and latern and yells "Supplies"

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So the other blonde says "How do you give shoulders?"

She replied "No, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog"

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NBC - Nuttin But Crackas
UPN - Under Paid Negroes

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Red on the head

Sideburns

Rape

Attention Ghey Menz

Alright meow

Did you say Yes Sir or Yeah Sure?

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why can't I get all 6 powerball numbers at once?

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My butt stinks

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 13:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AND ITS SOARING LIKE A PHEONIX, HIGH OVER ARIZONA!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 13:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THE POST HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 13:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHA, I've gotten it back to the top!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*Sniff* its gone, Jim. We've done all we could.



*Pounds the post on the chest* WHY GOD, WHY?!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

QUICK SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MAN OVERBOARD MAN OVERBOARD!!!!!!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCK! NO WE'VE BEEN PASSED!!!!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DAAAAAAAAANCING ON YOUR GRAAAAAAAVE!!!!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What the fuck indeed.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck?

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I really cant believe you bastards let this slip while I was sleeping.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I know, I'll turn on the HEAT

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's too cold in here

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM WOO!!!

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey hey harray!

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-18 03:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait a minute.

For the most part, you fucks hate hockey.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-18 03:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

3-12-3

Try to get me to believe, for a split-second, that your favorite hockey team is WORSE than mine, the St. Louis Blues.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-18 03:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't believe me? Try it.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-18 03:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Spamming is fun, kids.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-18 03:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What?!?!?!?! It better not be on MY coat!

<blends into the crowd>

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-18 03:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Someone shit on the coats!

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-18 03:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Let's heat this bitch up some more.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-18 03:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

May I ask why you people find it necessary to let this fall from #1? It hasn't happened yet, but TMI is really close to passing it.

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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

how bizarre

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

GET CRUNK!!!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bitch.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MY MOM WEARS COMBAT BOOTS!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE NOSE!!!!



HOW DARE YOU INSULT COMBAT BOOTS THAT WAY! ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS PROTECT YOUR FEET!!!!



FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How the fuck does something like this happen? Crimeny...

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

bitches

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mother

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

heated

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

most

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hoo!

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Woo

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Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:54:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

heat...

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Gordie, ya mum's a rig.

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Submitted by GatorRed (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:47:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:44:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Oh yeah?

-2, more heat

PS - Your Mom wears combat boots...oooh, burn

--------

1922 called, they want their Mama joke back

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:44:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Oh yeah?

-2, more heat

PS - Your Mom wears combat boots...oooh, burn

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And another because I just feel onry today

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

420 Reviews!?!

Well, I once smoked this stuff that Big Leon had!

Well, I guess this makes it 421 reviews, and the joke is gone

-2 for more heat

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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Almost 13,000 hits? Unbelievable.

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


What the hell man, if they're comin at ya....

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKING HEAT!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FLAME ON!

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Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

heat heat heat heat heat heat

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where are the rest of you fuckers? This has lost about 30 heat in the past 12 hours.

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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Its up again!

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-16 08:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:22:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

I managed to get on most heated after my second day of posting - THAT is some skill.

First ever UberPoem to be published tomorrow at approx 8:15AM PACIFIC TIME



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Second day, sure, but it was like your seventh post. Eventually, after about 4-5 posts per day, enough of us get pissed of enough to put on you onto heated.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-16 03:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

While I kind of enjoy being partly responsible for getting this bitch on heated, and adding about 8k hits to it, this post was special when someone got bored and searched for it.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-16 03:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-15 19:19:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

only a few hundred more hits til its on top 10 most viewed messages!
WOOO

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What year are you in? This motherfucker is about 100,000 hits away from top 10 MVM.

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Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-11-15 20:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey! .....

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Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-15 19:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

only a few hundred more hits til its on top 10 most viewed messages!
WOOO

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Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/79243

that is all.

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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What is this shit?

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Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-15 16:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Stay out of the street when the sweeper goes by"

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Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-11-15 12:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wow this post grew some 6k hits.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-15 12:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and more hits for bart...

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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Respect.

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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dubya tee eff

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

400

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If "Magical Fairy Tale" surpasses this on Heated, I'm gonna shit.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-15 05:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Also, how much more fun will we be able to have with this before bart takes it from heated, caps the hits, and permanently removes it from the MRR a la Re 16 y/olds?

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-15 05:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Because I've nothing better to do.

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-15 05:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-15 04:49:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:46:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Just doing my part to keep this crap on most heated.

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and so am I

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Me three.

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-15 04:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:46:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Just doing my part to keep this crap on most heated.

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and so am I

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just doing my part to keep this crap on most heated.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd like someone to post some Will Farrell doing Harry...audio.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Forever and always.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:04:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

how long are we gonna keep this at the top of heated?

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Until forever...forever...forever

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're goddamn right I did!

This post must never die! NEVAR!

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Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The MADNESS

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lool

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Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How does the oldest post here become most heated, 6 years later??

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is anyone else going to kill themselves if another entry of "teh hotness" series continues?

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

beer_bong, I admit, you did post an inordinate amount of replies to this post.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

how long are we gonna keep this at the top of heated?

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-14 13:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So what is this, the Blarney Stone of posts...we hang upside down and kiss Bartbart's ass?

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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-11-14 12:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss



I have officially marked this territory to notify all other visitors that I have visited this particular location.



"here's a dollar. now fix ubersite, dickhead." that made me chuckle. Heh

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-13 22:38:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Well Olivia, I spearheaded the campaign. I feel its for a good cause. And as a matter of fact I believe this had been done once before. Either way, BUTTSECKS FOR ALL IF WE CAN GET IT TO NUMBER ONE!!!!!



You, my friend, are a lying sack of shit. Spooner and I started this campaign, and I financed it by putting this gem on the uberboard. Was it worth $1? What isn't?



I now realize that Spooner did start the campaign, and you may or may not have financed it, but I popularized it. You guys are Sabbath, and I'm Ozzy.

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-14 08:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

heh.

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-14 03:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

woo!

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-14 01:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

KICK ASS UBER IS FIXED

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-14 01:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you for getting a friend to fix things around here, rather than waiting for your vacation in Atlantic City to be over. It is greatly appreciated by myself and (I assume) quite a few other people across the globe.

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

UBERSITE IS FIXED

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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Way to stink up Uber's first post guys.

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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

BRING MORE HEAT

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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-13 23:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Um....right....

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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-11-13 22:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-11-13 21:10:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

This is absurd.

I think I need to get stoned tonight to fully appreciate this.

See you in a few hours, if I remember.
==================================

I'm stoned.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-13 22:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Well Olivia, I spearheaded the campaign. I feel its for a good cause. And as a matter of fact I believe this had been done once before. Either way, BUTTSECKS FOR ALL IF WE CAN GET IT TO NUMBER ONE!!!!!



You, my friend, are a lying sack of shit. Spooner and I started this campaign, and I financed it by putting this gem on the uberboard. Was it worth $1? What isn't?

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Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-11-13 21:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is absurd.

I think I need to get stoned tonight to fully appreciate this.

See you in a few hours, if I remember.

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Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

rad, don't make me tear you up in another poem.
Coulaincourt, I know I'm the first person to accomplish it. Thanks for the congrats!

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:22:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

I managed to get on most heated after my second day of posting - THAT is some skill.

First ever UberPoem to be published tomorrow at approx 8:15AM PACIFIC TIME

===============

STFU

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:22:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

I managed to get on most heated after my second day of posting - THAT is some skill.
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Wow, you're like the first the person to ever accomplish this.

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Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I managed to get on most heated after my second day of posting - THAT is some skill.

First ever UberPoem to be published tomorrow at approx 8:15AM PACIFIC TIME

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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-11-13 18:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Woo!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 17:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I loved the Neverending thread. But it ended.

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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-13 17:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:03:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

What is the number of reviews for Most Heated Ever?




http://www.ubersite.com/m/9564



and it was locked 2 years ago, imagine if it wasn't

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 16:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

French fries rock. I wish I was eating some right now.


*Goes to McDonalds*

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 16:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just had some french fries. I think I'll go have some more.

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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-13 16:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What a horrible post. Bart, you deserve to die of old age, bitch.

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-11-13 16:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lolol

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tee Hee Hee

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Uber does work. Click here to see what I mean: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79127

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Decaf coffee

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fried afterbirth and snot cocktails.

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A scab sandwich and a glass of pus.

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Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tequila Lime WIngs

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Butter

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Apple

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, we got this bitch to heated. My work here is done.

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW #1 on most heated!

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Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-11-13 13:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:03:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

What is the number of reviews for Most Heated Ever?
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Exploiting peer to peer networking has 729. it may not be the most but thats all i could find with under a min of research

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:23:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

You do realize that you people are retards...right?
__________________________________________________________
Retards don't realize what they are. Everyone who wastes
his/her weekend on Uber is a retard. Everyone.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You do realize that you people are retards...right?

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Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

just doing my bit

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Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

most heated woo

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Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ha ha most heated

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What is the number of reviews for Most Heated Ever?

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-13 11:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HEATTTT

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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-11-13 09:23:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HEAT

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 08:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*humps the air*

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 08:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOHOO, MOST HEATED!!! BUTTSEX FOR ALL!!! WOOO!!!!

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope BartBart is OK.

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

woooo! heatttt

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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

horlghrdlfkhjgioritpololwtf

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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

horlghrdlfkhjgioritpo

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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

horlghrdlfkhjgi

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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

horlghr

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rturtyuruhhhh

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rturtyuruhhh

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rturtyuruhh

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rturtyuruh

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rturtyuru

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rturtyur

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

www.ubersite.com//

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit. We got it on most heated!

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/79094

Fuck Brat!

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hurry

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ing

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

waiting

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hate

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

there

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

almost

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

are

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:17:13 EST (#)
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we

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

False alarm, it says who wrote it now.

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That was weird. The previous review just said

---------------------



Bart,
---------------------

It didn't say who wrote the review....

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bart,

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

please

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fix

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubersite.

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Masterpiece.

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

a

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

be?

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wouldn't

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh,

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:42:41 EST (#)
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see

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it's

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Uberboard.

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

is

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:41:29 EST (#)
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on

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Most

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Heated?

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

content.

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

less

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Heat

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

MORE

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Needs

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

dude, there is something wrong with you.

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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hra har

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Coolest Xanga page ever: http://www.xanga.com/Ultra_Santa

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I am George Bush.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://seattle.craigslist.org/adg/108543898.html

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I killed a man for underwear during the Great Underwear Famine.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DOWN WITH UNDERWEAR!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Underwear is overrated anyways.

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's 2:00 am, I'm sitting here fucking around on a forum that is half broken, and I'm not wearing any underwear.

:(

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Jesus fuck, am I bored.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Monkey butt.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NEVERMIND THERE IT IS!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There aren't enough blank posts on the front page!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I CANT POST ANYTHING NEW!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Uber is in a state of chaos right now!

Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Its just a random oragne button. Bart did a lot of tests and found that people will click on random orange buttons more often than any other color. Therefore, random orange button.

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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuxk thRA;S SUPPOSED TO SAY heat!!!!

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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HRAT@R$#JI~~~~~~~~

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

What is that "RSS" thing at the bottom of the My Uber page?

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I STILL WANT TO PUT MY THUMB IN JESSICA ALBA'S BUTT!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I was watching the man show last night, and they had the port-a-juggy. She was the hottest midget I've ever seen.

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I was going to write a big return post about how tough it is for me to masturbate for fear of being caught but fucking Ubersite had to crash.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to bone a midget, at least once, before I die. Who knows, maybe I'll like it.

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, but you have to anally rape it every night so it knows you're dominant.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm masturbating.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats fascinating. I'm going to have to start riding retards to work. I imagine they'd get better mileage than my truck, you know, since they run on applesauce and Pepsi.



Fact: All retards love applesauce and pepsi. :End Fact

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm listneing to Blue Oyster Cult's dong "Godzilla"

it roxxorz

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you know that retards

1) don't feel pain

2) have Mongoloid strength that no normal man can match

3) can run at 50mph because they walk on thier tiptoes so much

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Does it not have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds?

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh buh buh

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh buh

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

buh

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Take your lover by the hand, and DO IT IN THE BUTT. By Leon Phelps.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

As a matter of fact, I do. They drool and laugh and they don't know why.





Teehee, silly retards.

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet you find retards amusing, too, don't you?

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Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Well Olivia, I spearheaded the campaign. I feel its for a good cause. And as a matter of fact I believe this had been done once before. Either way, BUTTSECKS FOR ALL IF WE CAN GET IT TO NUMBER ONE!!!!!


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in that case, i fully support the cause
its rather amusing

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

PLEASE GIVE ME SOME

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I WANT BUTTSEX

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well Olivia, I spearheaded the campaign. I feel its for a good cause. And as a matter of fact I believe this had been done once before. Either way, BUTTSECKS FOR ALL IF WE CAN GET IT TO NUMBER ONE!!!!!

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is Ubersite broken? What has happened since I left?

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:43:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

how in hell did a 1999 ubersite post get on most heated 6 fucking years later?

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Science!

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Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

how in hell did a 1999 ubersite post get on most heated 6 fucking years later?

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BARBARA STREISAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK!!!!!

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is on Most Heated? Holy shit!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

tits

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

boobies

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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

More heat!!

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Bart, if you really want ubersite to mean something, shut it down.

Make a statement. We'll all remember.

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:05:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

How in the blue fuck is this on most heated?
_________________________________________________________
Through the perseverance, diligence, and typing skills of a great
number of individuals who have no lives outside Uber.
Any more dumb questions?

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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How in the blue fuck is this on most heated?

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 23:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dunno, it coulda been Orcs or Balrogs, but those guys are
more difficult to rhyme. Except Orcs and dorks. . .

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Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2005-11-12 23:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Really, you think fairys? I was suspecting elves or trolls myself.

Michelle

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 23:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There once was an old guy named Harry,
Whose last name was probably Caray.
He dabbled in art
and hung out with Bart
so the site was ripped off by a fairy.

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Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Or like something very hot.

Michelle

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Heat? This thing is hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire.
Or two rats fucking in a wool sock. Or. . .

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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bring da Heat!!!

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:17:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:11:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

and its time for bed.
_____________________________________________
Bed? Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Willis? It's only 8 PM where I am. Heh.
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*checks Fat Tony's Uber Map*

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Message number 2 is way better.

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/79094

Fuck Burt!

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:11:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

and its time for bed.
_____________________________________________
Bed? Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Willis? It's only 8 PM where I am. Heh.

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES, YOU'RE ALL VERY WELCOME.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and its time for bed.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Most Heated

Hi Everyone! (153 heat)
I don't want this, I don't... (102 heat)
All I Want To Know Is WHY ... (100 heat)
UberCon Pocono- ...again...h... (99 heat)
France: Incapable (91 heat)
I Demand English-Only Ball... (73 heat)
Krissi: A Redhead birthday... (68 heat)
Harry Caray (63 heat)
I drove 4 hours to get so... (61 heat)
Since Uber is down, we sha... (60 heat)
more...

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Harry Caray (7539 hits)

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ladies and Gentlemen, horses and mules,
bowlegged ants and crosseyed fools:

The heat has arrived!

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Motherfucking finally. I go to bed now, secure in the thought that I helped, uhm, somebody achieve their dream.

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Milord, a damsel bangeth away at yon entry portal,
gibbering on about "heat." What wouldst thou have
me do to her?

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus fuck.

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I mean, I guess that technically I can do this alone. But I like the company, damn you.






I'm camping because I helped people set up for an Arts Festival and was up at 5 fucking AM and helped set up tents for four hours. So needless to say, I feel a kinship with the tents, and camping seems like a good way to recognize it.

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Come on you sonofabitch.






I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE, PEOPLE. HELP ME.

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Almost there. At least on Most Heated, if not at the top, anyways.



Forsooth.

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't be arsed to actually dig up bits of Shakespeare to spout, so I think that I'll instead just kind of talk like a Ren-Fair geek.





Thou art passing mad, milord. Aye, and I find that to be meet.

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Above all, to thine own Uber be true, for it must follow as the
night the day thou canst then be false to no database.

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Out, out, damn Bart, out I say!

Get thee away from the nunnery window
and fix dis here Uber.

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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

To post or not to post,
that is not the question.

No one gives a shit about bare bodkins or fardels
when Uber is busticated.

Methinks Bart doth giggle in his goblet.

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hehehehe. Very Shakespearian.


I like it.

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wherefore art thou, Bart? What defunct data stream
through yonder window dribbles?

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"You got to heat it up."

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Two or three more should do it. .

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Because, I mean, how DARE he have a life outside of Ubersite?

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The +1 is only to add to the heat.








Fuck, the site is *still* all FUBAR? Damn. Good Sir BartBart is slacking, I fear.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.pulsehead.com

-2die

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT TEH GHEY?

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NEEDS MORE RAPE/PENOS/COWBELL

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Y HALO THER BUTSEKS

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HA HA RABBIT

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 21:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ATTN GHEY MENZ

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 20:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-12 19:58:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAY! if you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.
________________________________________________________________-
If I could eat myself I'd never leave the fucking house.

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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-12 20:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YAY! LETS GIVE BART EVEN MORE FUCKING HITS!

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-12 19:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAY! if you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

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Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-11-12 19:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT TEH GHEY!!11!11!1111!!eleventyone!11!1

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the fuck put this on the Uberboard?

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


HEAT!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WE NEED TO TURN ON THE

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ITS KIND OF COLD IN HERE

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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MOST HEATED!!!

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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HEAT

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


I WANT TO PUT MY THUMB IN JESSICA ALBA'S BUTT

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Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It also applies to Irish people.

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Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You could also say three. One to screw it in, the other two to throw feces at each other.

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Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:09:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Again, two. But how the hell did they get in the lightbulb???

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Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now, how many monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Two, but how did they get in the lightbulb!

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Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-11-12 16:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

SHIT FIRST POST N00B


-2 DIE

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 16:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 16:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HA HA RABBIT

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 16:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2DIE!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 16:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2LIVE!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 16:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NO IT DOESN'T IT SUCKS!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 16:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THIS POST RULES!!!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 16:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCKING WOO!

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-12 16:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LETS GET THIS MOST HEATED!!!!

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-12 16:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS POST AND UBERSITE AND BART AND PORN

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Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-11-12 14:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 13:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-12 13:46:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

everyone has officially lost their minds.




GO OUTSIDE PEOPLE
________________________________
Says the dude as he posts a review. . .

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 13:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Outside? It may be warm in Vegas, but it's cold here.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-12 13:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

everyone has officially lost their minds.




GO OUTSIDE PEOPLE

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-12 13:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA RABBIT

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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-12 12:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

holy cow.

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 12:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Heat:

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat,
and inversely proportional to the mass of the ass.

The above being true, how long would it take two fleas fucking on an
iceberg to set the world on fire?

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 12:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Heat heat heat

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 12:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HEAT HEAT HEAT

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 12:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Harry Caray, his ass is cherry,
Orgasm should write a poem.
If Bart doesn't fix it,
people will nix it,
then we won't have to stay home.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If this is on heated when I wake up, I'll...... chuckle.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The actual odds? I dunno. I bet we could do it though. Hell, it's on uberboard, with a big arrow and the word "heat" in capital letters.

As for why the site is broken... YEAH, we want answers.

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How about an HONEST fucking answer? Why is the site fucked up?

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Can't do audio.

Ain't got no speakers,
Ain't got no headphones,
Ain't got no records to play.

What are the odds for heat?

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Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

w00t

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

c'mon bitches, Spooner and I don't want to have to do this alone.

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree! Let's get this goddamned thing on Most Heated!

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-20 23:04:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

A literary masterpiece. Let's get this bitch on most heated.


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If it's even possible, I wanna see it happen.

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-24 10:18:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Mike woz ere.

/\
!!
!!
!!
!!
!!
Mike is a faggot!










(Dane Cook, anyone?)

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Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2005-11-07 06:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So this was the first post on this site? COOL!

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:49:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

It would be more appropriate if the first post were goatse...


... just my opinion.

It would be like going back in time to the beginning of the universe and seeing nothing but... goatse. I had something witty for a second, but I lost it.

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-03 06:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i guess i'm the only one still looking for a user id

<stupidstupidman>

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It would be more appropriate if the first post were goatse...


... just my opinion.

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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shitty post, but I can't give the uber-mecca anything less than +2 or I might end up in uber-hell or something.

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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-20 19:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

tagged

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Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-09-03 11:31:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-01 04:28:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-06 13:16:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-23 00:47:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.

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Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-09-03 11:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-01 04:28:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-06 13:16:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-23 00:47:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.


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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-01 04:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-06 13:16:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-23 00:47:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.


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Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-08-25 14:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy crap i have never rated this.

Until now, hahahahahahaha.

?

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shitty alter alert.

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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-06 13:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-23 00:47:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.


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Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for history WOOOOOO

GO UM III

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-05 06:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

First post -2Die

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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-23 00:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.

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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-23 00:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Im afraid...hold me

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Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is really wierd.

It's like looking down a tube and seeing your actual soul, right there, staring back up.

Transcendant moment.

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-05-23 00:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome.

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Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ummm... ok


First post EVAR!!!


Woot

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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-28 11:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow first post ever...

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Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-24 10:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ho ho ho!

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-04-24 10:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bart likes men

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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-24 10:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mike woz ere.

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-24 10:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:12:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Try message zero: www.ubersite.com/m/0

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AGGHH NOW THE MYSTERY WILL DRIVE ME INSANE!

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-08 04:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60725

Fess up Bart you plagiarising bastard!
You even used some lame Cool Ubersite User Alter to cover up your thievery.

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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-08 04:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, I'm glad you all did the work for me.

I now have heartburn like I ate a whole moon of cheese. Or ribs. Whatever. Actually, it's more like I ran myself onto a sword.

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Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-04-08 04:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*scratches name into bark*

Katastrofa

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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-04-08 00:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage and I must say it was worth it, but it was long. Now I have to urinate.

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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-04-07 23:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Ubersite "Kicker of all ass".

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Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-03-23 21:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

One day, when the disease that is Ubersite spreads around the world, people will look back on this post as we can look back on that one guy who started AIDS because he wanted to bang a chimp.

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-20 13:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:12:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Try message zero: www.ubersite.com/m/0

hahahaha

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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-20 13:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bahahah

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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Try message zero: www.ubersite.com/m/0

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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.

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Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2005-03-06 03:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

loL

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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-03-06 03:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bump

Post #1

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 15:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So this is how it started, huh?

Harey Carey?

You Cubs fans are saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. :-)

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-19 14:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ok, i made it to uber's mecca.

anyone want to do the electric slide?

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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-03 06:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

androo wuz heer

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-03 05:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
I am gonna review every post in the history of ubersite

yeeeeeeeeeahhhhh'

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel bad for giving the first post in Ubersite history a -2. =(

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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Clip works fine, dumbass.

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Clip don't work.

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Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-01-29 13:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-27 22:24:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-09-28 04:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Something tells me this may be the earliest post in the history of Ubersite.

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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-27 22:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-09-28 04:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Something tells me this may be the earliest post in the history of Ubersite.

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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-01-26 17:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

May as well scratch my name on the tree. Forst ever Uber post.

+2

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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-24 09:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the way the first post ever on Uber is a "Hello" sound clip. Not sure about the baseball, though.

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Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-01-19 23:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Definitely no potential in this site.

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-19 08:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-10-23 04:16:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

I finally realized that I could find the first post ever by going to a random post and clicking on the we address bar at the top of my screen. Then, I changed the numbers at the end to "1" I tried to think of a way to find this post for a while (that's so sad). All that...and I get THIS? BAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

Right on.

--------------------------------

Duh. I have fun going to random posts doing that.

-2 for +2ing your own post.

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Submitted by ACIDTRIP (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Carey: "If the moon was made of cream cheese, wouldja eat it?"

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah, and I'm pissed I'm not the first person that has thought to read post #1.

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, this is sort of like visiting Mecca, eh?

The origins of Uber--REVEALED!

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Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-12-09 19:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is it?

I thought there'd be more... Angels or god or something... interesting.

Meh.

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Submitted by goleafsgo (user info) at 2004-12-03 18:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HEYO HARRY! meh for a first post EVER!

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Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-10 12:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Genesis




















is boring.

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-11-03 22:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Booyah!

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-11-03 22:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know why this isn't the Most Viewed post!

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Too hype, can't touch this.

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Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's kinda like witnessing the beginning of the universe. You know, like a lame version of the big bang.

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer yo Hammer and the rest can go and play CAN'T TOUCH THIS!

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Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-10-23 22:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

IN some ways, this sucks because I thought the first post should be good.
On the other hand, this is great because it's easy to improve upon.

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Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-23 19:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Firts post ever....koolmang coulda done better :P

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Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-10-23 04:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I finally realized that I could find the first post ever by going to a random post and clicking on the we address bar at the top of my screen. Then, I changed the numbers at the end to "1" I tried to think of a way to find this post for a while (that's so sad). All that...and I get THIS? BAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

Right on.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-09-19 16:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uber.

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Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-17 16:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oops

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Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-17 16:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by tomb (user info) at 2004-09-09 19:58:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

all hail the first post ever!

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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-17 16:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-09-28 04:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Something tells me this may be the earliest post in the history of Ubersite.
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What he said.

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Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-16 21:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jitterbug!

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-16 21:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/1#282071

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Submitted by Ingsoc at 2004-09-09 20:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuckers!

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Submitted by Gozleague (user info) at 2004-09-09 20:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It is Monumental. Hail, first post!

By the way, don't eat moon cheese. A human ass is sometimes refered to as "the half-moons"

Stay away from the butt-cheese.

Please.

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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-09 20:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44509

All hail one of the latest posts. Bart, add me to AIM.

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Submitted by tomb (user info) at 2004-09-09 19:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

all hail the first post ever!

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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-29 11:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-29 11:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd feel wrong if I didn't leave a review on the FIRST POST EVAR.

It's a crappy post, but I won't -2 it since I'm paying it homage by being here.

It's like some kind of monument. The closest thing we Uberers have to a shrine.

You don't piss on Stonehenge simply because it turns out to be just a bunch of rocks.

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Submitted by Doctorgeorge90001 (user info) at 2004-08-28 06:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

- 2 for being a dipshit

+ 4 for bein the first ever uberuser

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Submitted by negative_twoer_of_fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-14 21:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow! The first post ever. And now, having read it I feel so, so...

Empty.

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Submitted by stevostheking (user info) at 2004-08-14 21:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thus all hell was released onto "the net"

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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by The_Menzatron_Persuasion (user info) at 2004-08-04 18:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Captain Foamy at 2004-02-28 13:18:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

attention butt sluts! captain foamy has just sodomized the first ubersite post! hail hail foamy in all his sodomistic glory! http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy

____________________________________________________

High-larious!

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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

keep hitting this motha

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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A great day in history.

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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-01 22:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmm... How do you get something to the most heated list?

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Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-20 11:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So this is where it all began...

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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-20 11:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey.... hey.. PAULA!

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-17 01:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Amen brother Harry! Amen.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1090041704150825823

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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-06-28 11:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So much for evolution. The First ever post is absolute drivel, and present day, we have shitfuck. So... from bad to worse?

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Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-06-21 03:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/1#1
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=1

There's some kind of conspiracy going on here.

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-20 23:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A literary masterpiece. Let's get this bitch on most heated.

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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-20 06:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The first post ever.. EVER... on Uber. I sit here, and gaze at its glory.

Actually, no. When they say "It can only get better from here", this is kinda what they mean, right?

And the first post ever only got 2,387 hits.

Do you people not care about your roots?

I'm bored enough right now to want to spam this thing to most heated... is that possible with an old message?

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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-06-03 01:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is fucking insane. All my quests through Uberhistory have le dme to THIS post?


Good God.

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Submitted by JewdoMaster (user info) at 2004-05-31 05:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"As far as you are concerned, there is no message 0"

HarHarHarHar!

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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-30 16:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

..I just wanted to comment on this post.

First. Post. EVAR.

:D

<33 Sideburns <33

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Submitted by kevin <aspidistra22.at.hautemail.com> at 2004-05-30 16:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He Da Man X 26... Holy Bovine

It's a beautiful day for Baseball, let's play dos

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Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this rating seems to be the equivalent of signing the uber constitution or something totally unrelated to that.

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-20 11:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BLAM@#)(&#@)(*#$KABLOWEE@#E(&*#@(_@$FIREWORKS@#(*#@(*#&)@#BOOM!!@#)*@#_@#*)#@_*
BIGBADDABOOM@#_$*$@#)&#)$*&$)*&$#&BESTPOSTEVER@#_*#@@!!!_*!@#_@#$$%)(&$#)

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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-05-13 22:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Always wanted to know what this was.

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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-11 00:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If the moon was made of cheese, i would definitely not eat it. Who knows what moon cheese would even taste like?

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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-04-29 20:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why is it that the first post, which spawned the best site in the world, is the worst post?

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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-04-20 23:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I think that snl clip on hary caray whatever his name was hilarious
"Hey Norm if you were a hot dog would you eat yourself?" damn i laugh to this day...

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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-20 23:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WIGGITY weak.

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Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2004-04-20 23:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ha ha ive rated the very first post in uber history

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Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-09 09:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, look how far we've come.

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Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-03-21 00:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Harry.

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Submitted by Captain Foamy at 2004-02-28 13:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

attention butt sluts! captain foamy has just sodomized the first ubersite post! hail hail foamy in all his sodomistic glory! http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-01-28 01:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"baba booey baba booey
howard stern's penis
baba booey baba booey"




w00t for Family Guy quotes.

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Submitted by antIuvdog (user info) at 2004-01-28 01:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

baba booey baba booey
howard stern's penis
baba booey baba booey

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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-01-25 08:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That jenny chick fucked up the quote completely. The moon is made of ribs, not cheese, in Harry's scenario.

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Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-01-15 20:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer

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Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-08 18:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Will Ferrell rules.

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Submitted by otizzlebizzle (user info) at 2004-01-08 18:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't Harry Caray dead?

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Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-12-30 19:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this is such a dissapointment! the core of uber us crap!

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Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2003-12-07 04:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

29dot19

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Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-12-06 12:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hmph. Somehow I thought that post 1 should have been the secret of life... or a good receipt for quiche.

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Submitted by Persecuted (user info) at 2003-12-04 15:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shit. The first post ever. I clicked older messages for 10 hours to get to this?

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-12-01 09:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay for first ever post!!!

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-11-30 20:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

First post ever.

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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-09-28 04:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What if it was made of spare ribs? Would you eat it then? It's a simple question, If the moon was made out of spare ribs, would you eat it?

I too have a scalp collection

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Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-09-28 04:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Something tells me this may be the earliest post in the history of Ubersite.

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Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-13 23:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bloo blee blop blop
bleep bleep bla bla
abba zabba

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Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-06-01 23:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY... HOTDOGS

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Submitted by jenny <jennyv.at.starmail.com> at 2001-12-25 18:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

HI! I have a question for you. If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? Well, would ya? It's a simple question. If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? I know I would!

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Submitted by bart (user info) at 1999-11-30 02:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love Harry Caray and this is a great clip