This is the greatest site I've ever seen (7014 hits)
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Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 1999-12-16 05:13:05 EST
I can't believe how cool this thing is! I'm going to tell all of my friends.
I'll start with this big version of Samuel L Jackson from http://www.boredatwork.com/users/funnyman/fat.html
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-17 12:17:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 08:00:02 EST (#)
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Did uber or B@W come first?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-07 18:05:10 EDT (#)
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Blimey... Le Frogs lost.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-09-05 11:03:49 EDT (#)
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I would like to take this time to thank all the beautiful people out there! It is you whom I wish to broadcast my message of love and joy to make this world a happier better place. A place where man and woman live in balanced cohesion. A place where black and white are colorless. Harmonious harmonies dance in vivid displays of happy rainbows sliced and served with a pecan pie of life, freedom and love mmmmmmmm. Here's my message:
Go and fuck yourself.....Hard
Love,
Poots
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:58:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-25 04:09:31 EDT (#)
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fatty mcfatfat
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:16:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 08:05:28 EDT (#)
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1 post a day noob
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-23 07:39:45 EDT (#)
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*bangs head on keyboard*
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-23 07:25:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-12 09:54:46 (#)
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fuck off noob
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Can you really call the creator of "bored at work" and "ubersite" a "noob"?
+2 for pulp fiction.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-12 09:54:46 EDT (#)
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fuck off noob
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-02 07:14:41 EDT (#)
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A million fucking hits started with this?
Seriously though...Congrats.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-23 20:43:07 EST (#)
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this is what passes for funny on uber these days? sheesh!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:17:34 EST (#)
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"Does he look like a bitch?!" -Pulp Fic *v*
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:56:20 EST (#)
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not that i know of
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:46:28 EST (#)
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You're not trying to get this on heated, are you method?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:44:44 EST (#)
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you're an idiot.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:44:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:37:57 (#)
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Ha I'm on the first post ever, bitch!
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:37:57 EST (#)
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Ha I'm on the first post ever, bitch!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-29 15:28:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-21 11:37:53 (#)
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1999? I wasn't even born yet!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:37:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:09:23 (#)
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Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-08-27 23:31:09 (#)
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+2 for Yes.
hahahahaha
That remark can be used anywhere, can't it?
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Submitted by Yes at 2003-08-27 23:16:34 (#)
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I'd do him...
...in the pooper!
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Was this the original? Could it possibly be?
Oh dear Christ! I think it is. Until I see an earlier one, I am to believe that this one was it.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:09:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-08-27 23:31:09 (#)
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+2 for Yes.
hahahahaha
That remark can be used anywhere, can't it?
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Submitted by Yes at 2003-08-27 23:16:34 (#)
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I'd do him...
...in the pooper!
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Was this the original? Could it possibly be?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:07:41 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha. Bart sucked.
Submitted by BenderBendingRodriquez (user info) at 2005-08-15 13:06:17 EDT (#)
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Just because.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-17 21:07:02 EDT (#)
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Uberuser.at.Cilfone.com???
ATTN!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-03 07:27:12 EDT (#)
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gay
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-23 02:21:54 EDT (#)
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post 10! wooo
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-05-23 01:58:05 EDT (#)
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What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch?
Brett: I did't
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-05-23 01:21:20 EDT (#)
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post 9 was teh ghey but this made up for it!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-31 18:09:18 EST (#)
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Its like going back in time.....groovy
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:14:38 EST (#)
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HAHAHHAHAHAH thiz woz liek uber a majillion yeers aggo.......
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-11 16:40:07 EST (#)
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Had to check this post out...not sure why I did now.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-03 05:56:36 EST (#)
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10th post ever
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:16:32 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by bart <bart.at.cilfone.com> at 2004-10-23 21:15:34 EDT (#)
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something went wrong i cant login as bart anymore
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:08:28 EDT (#)
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You sound like a little kid trying in vain to promote his new GI Joe doll.
Submitted by scoobidydoo2003 (user info) at 2004-10-10 04:03:30 EDT (#)
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Ooh, I'm Bart and I'm the greatest Jazz Player ever, oooh
Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-08-15 19:23:43 EDT (#)
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Why does Sam Jackson look over weight?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-24 02:06:39 EDT (#)
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Agent FUBAR kicks ass.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-21 11:41:38 EDT (#)
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Ahhh, history...
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-21 11:37:53 EDT (#)
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1999? I wasn't even born yet!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-07-21 09:03:34 EDT (#)
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And they say kids don't pay enough attention to history.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-21 01:23:23 EDT (#)
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cilfone entertainment?
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2004-07-21 00:22:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-17 02:16:01 EDT (#)
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Oh Bart... you and your...bartness.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-10 15:59:10 EDT (#)
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SOMETHING FUNNY: THERE IS NO EZEKIEL 25:17. i CHECKED
Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-04-21 01:00:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sodomize_Hussein (user info) at 2004-04-07 01:17:29 EDT (#)
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Look, I have a time machine and can travel too!
Your post is worse!
-2!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-16 21:31:40 EST (#)
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Awful. Just awful.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-13 07:09:48 EST (#)
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And the saga begins here.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-02-05 20:13:05 EST (#)
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wow, sorry bart, but this sucked
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:11:03 EST (#)
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We've come a long way Lord Bart, A long way - ha ha
Submitted by otizzlebizzle (user info) at 2004-01-23 20:42:52 EST (#)
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Actually, the first post is a .wav file of Harry Caray. This is the tenth message
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-22 20:32:32 EST (#)
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First post ever and only 21 reviews? how is that possible?
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2004-01-08 15:43:11 EST (#)
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english mutha fucka...do you speak it?!
i loved pulp fiction *muah*
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-08 15:35:49 EST (#)
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best post ever!!!!
ummm, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! yea right!
this would get flamed to kingdom Christ if ANYONE else posted it!
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-01-06 23:32:25 EST (#)
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so like this is your first post??
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-12-07 07:57:00 EST (#)
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But to be fair, Bart created the Legend that is Uber, so he can post all the crap he likes, and you still gotta love him.
Without him, none of this would have been possible (sniff, Sniff)
Ok, enough ass lickin.
Peace out suckas
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-12-07 07:52:14 EST (#)
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I feel Grand. Just Grand.
And yeh, Shit post.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2003-12-07 04:44:16 EST (#)
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Sucer moi.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-12-06 13:43:05 EST (#)
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Übersite has come a long way, no?
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2003-11-30 20:05:10 EST (#)
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let's do the time warp yeah!
Submitted by Persecuted (user info) at 2003-11-30 19:54:23 EST (#)
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YES! I just got my name on the very 1st übersite post!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-02 21:57:19 EDT (#)
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lovely
Submitted by Psychi at 2003-09-28 22:03:51 EDT (#)
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Holy crap this is like Uber Archives shit, is this the oldest post ever?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-27 23:49:02 EDT (#)
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Is it OK if I don't understand what the hell is going on here?
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-08-27 23:37:10 EDT (#)
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The humor was lost on me. I got it, I just didn't think it was funny.
-Bus
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-08-27 23:31:09 EDT (#)
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+2 for Yes.
hahahahaha
That remark can be used anywhere, can't it?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-08-27 23:28:53 EDT (#)
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≠
Submitted by Yes at 2003-08-27 23:16:34 EDT (#)
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I'd do him...
...in the pooper!
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-27 03:45:17 EDT (#)
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This is just dumb...
Submitted by Agent_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-06-09 07:58:58 EDT (#)
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oh stop sucking cock to get internet friends, go out and get real ones, lose. or kill yourself and do us all a favour,pigsucker.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-17 14:35:58 EDT (#)
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This post was created 9 days after I threw away a $12 million lottery ticket.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-14 19:43:39 EDT (#)
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Ubersite is a bit shit isn't it?
:p
Submitted by Random Joe at 2000-05-17 04:09:38 EDT (#)
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This is the second greatest site I've ever seen!