[JOKE] Cider (1272 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.9 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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A little girl came running into the house crying her eyes out and
cradling her hand.
"Mommy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked mom.
"I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away."
Confused, but weary of the child's whining, the mother obliged and poured
her a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it.
"Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" whined the little one.
"What are you talking about?" asked her increasingly perplexed parent.
"Well I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her
hand, she can't wait to get it in cider!"
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User Reviews
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how the ass did i miss this one
-=[100]=-
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 11:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-21 20:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this sucks
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-21 19:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Over 4 years till this got a review?
Wow!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-25 05:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's it for tonight, bookmarked so I can pick it up later
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
oh how far uber has come.......
actually this was better than anything else on the front page today.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It get's a straight 0 from me for being number 100.
I'll admit i giggled at the joke, too.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-04-27 22:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BOOOO!!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-03 07:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boring 100th posts make baby jesus weep.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-21 23:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There really should have been something worthwhile for such an important milestone.
It's such a shit joke, too.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by EvrevWasHere at 2004-08-25 03:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go post 100 woo!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-15 12:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mailing lists suck. This joke sucks. Spam sucks.
Why wasn't there a celebration during the 100th post?