Refill the toilet paper, asshole.... (1248 hits)
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Submitted by Espo <esposhp319.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-11 09:51:55 EDT
I just went to go take my daily afternoon shit. As i was walking into the bathroom, some fat bastard from Informatics was walking out of a stall. Being that I am in a particularly lazy mood today, and because fatty McGee left the stall door open, i decided to take my daily shit in the recently vacated stall.
Needless to say, the obese idiot decided to use up all the toilet paper on his fat ass and not replace it with another roll. WHY? Do human beings not have enough decency to REFILL the TOILET PAPER? Did fatso think that NO ONE would EVER use that stall to take a shit again? or that everyone from that point forward would have perfectly clean shits and not need toilet paper??
Consequently, I proceeded to take my shit in my toilet paper-less stall, pick up my shit with toilet paper from ANOTHER stall, find the self centerd fat bastard, and promptly shoved my shit in his face while he was sitting at his cubicle.
Highlight of my day.
Espo
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-16 05:20:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-21 19:18:08 EDT (#)
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open your poot
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-17 19:01:40 EDT (#)
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Wait... A fat fuck just took a dump in a stall, and you decided that was the best place for you to take yours?
An empty roll of toilet paper should have been the LEAST if your worries, moron.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-17 18:39:24 EDT (#)
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Haha post 10,000 is about shit...
Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2005-09-02 08:18:45 EDT (#)
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! post No. 10 000. Christ I'm bored.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:11:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Malus (user info) at 2003-07-11 11:37:00 (#)
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worse comes to worse you could print out your post and wipe your ass with that
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That 'is' the funniest comment I've seen.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-08 03:21:57 EST (#)
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Ten Thousand
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 12:50:55 EST (#)
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Christ, these posts suck, but I must look more.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:33:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EvrenWasHere at 2004-08-25 03:59:39 EDT (#)
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Go post 10000 woo!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-01 10:07:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by deano (user info) at 2004-03-31 05:53:54 EST (#)
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I've gotta +2 this - the post was pretty average(sorry) but the comments are pretty much as funny as I've ever seen
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-03-31 05:41:15 EST (#)
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don't you mean 10000 post w00t?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-15 12:10:42 EST (#)
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5000th post!
WOOOOOOO
Submitted by mooch (user info) at 2003-07-11 18:40:37 EDT (#)
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one of those people that make you wish you could play with a toaster in the bathtub
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-07-11 14:03:18 EDT (#)
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"I just went to go take my daily afternoon shit"
+2 just for that
Submitted by Malus (user info) at 2003-07-11 11:37:00 EDT (#)
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worse comes to worse you could print out your post and wipe your ass with that
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2003-07-11 10:34:52 EDT (#)
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shove*
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2003-07-11 10:34:35 EDT (#)
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You didnt show anyones shit in anyones face you shit face.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-07-11 10:00:08 EDT (#)
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damn informatics department
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-07-11 09:54:33 EDT (#)
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Not as funny as the shit on the seat stories and the end part warrants the "bullshit flag" to be raised.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-11 09:52:45 EDT (#)
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Can you spare a square?