I hate my life (1199 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.88 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by KURFSEC (View user info) at 2007-03-23 14:47:49 EDT
I really do. Anyone have a gun I could borrow? I'm sure I'd be doing all of you a favor too. :]
User Reviews
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-13 13:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who found this really funny?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-13 13:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what'n the hell? this must have happened while I was "away"
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, sweetheart. I'm glad you're having fun.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-11 14:13:38 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Will you hang yourself on webcam so we can all watch?
=================
Already been done. That's so five minutes ago.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Will you hang yourself on webcam so we can all watch?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65529
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-26 03:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate your life too
------------
Man, fuck you kuro, I was going to say that. Now I have to go with the generic old "-2 die"
-2 die.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-26 03:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate your life too
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100024
We're sorry shyboy_17! We didn't really think you'd do it!
OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG!!!!!!
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-25 12:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No but i have a screwdriver, you could prise your eyes out then you wouldnt have to look at yourself anymore.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-25 12:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I don't. Nor would I let some random person borrow it.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-25 12:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-25 09:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100024
don't do it.
Don't even joke about it.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-03-25 12:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the alters are getting worse.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-25 09:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100024
don't do it.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-23 19:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm having one of those weird generous happy-with-life days so Id actually feel guilty if I made some acrebic comment and -2d you and then you DID top yourself.
So instead just a wee reminder-some people don't get the choice to live or not, they just die before their time. You have a choice. Choose to live.
Life is shiny today.
---------------
Man, you can be such a pussy TTOM.
I suggest you slather yourself in steak sauce and honey and visit the friendly bears at Yellowstone National Park.
Problem solved AND you might make it onto the news!
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-03-23 19:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
prolly shouldn't have come here lookin' for sympathy.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you should do it in a seedy hotel bathroom in an untraceable way.
you know, just to make people think about it.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're serious: 1-800-273-TALK (suicide prevention hotline)
__________________________
See, I warned you. Quick, do it already, before one of these fools talks you out of it. Remember, you're a winner, no one can tell you what to do.
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't listen to the old man below, he's delusional and thinks women find him flattering. The nurses at the senior citizens home he resides in have really spoiled him.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're serious: 1-800-273-TALK (suicide prevention hotline)
If you're not: 1-800-FUCK-YOU (attention whore hotline)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey...where's my slot shot?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and I CHOOSE to -2 it.
Take solice in the fact that it can't get much worse.
aren't you dead yet?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you didn't HAVE to read anything, douchebag. you chose to read it.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You think YOUR life is bad.........we're the one's that had to read this.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate your life
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, quit honing in on my action, Slappy.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I second what shlongy says.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Before you kill yourself, please show me your hole.
At this point, it doesn't really matter, now does it?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
more like I would be "that girl"
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FETCHEZ LA VACHE!!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Be creative...I suggest something involving a catapult. And livestock.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Use a powder-actuated concrete nail gun, and You-Tube it. No license required, and you'll be 'that guy'
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you. Don't let the nay-sayers tell you otherwise, if you want to die it's your choice, and a good choice for you I might add! Do it, before some bastard convinces you its worth living with their physco-babble.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
only if I can get fucked one last time before I die ;-]
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm having one of those weird generous happy-with-life days so Id actually feel guilty if I made some acrebic comment and -2d you and then you DID top yourself.
So instead just a wee reminder-some people don't get the choice to live or not, they just die before their time. You have a choice. Choose to live.
Life is shiny today.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We're not crazy about your life either.
Swing on by the house...you can have your choice of weaponry.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't gotten there yet. It's my next task.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Send me a copy a of your suicide letter so I can proof read it.