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To My Wife (2442 hits)

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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-03-25 08:07:15 EDT


This piece was going to be about me, but I realized that it was selfish, and inconsiderate of me to write this solely from my point of view. Forgive me my errors in interpreting your perspective; however, I shall try to carry on as I see fit: I am your man.

---

The longest time had passed since I felt this heat in my chest. The dark bitter cold of the desert never agreed with me, and I trudged through it; more from self doubt and a sense of self worth than anything for you. Seriously, not much had ever gone into considering you. Today I hang my head in shame: not that bitter shame of religion, that agonizing guilt accompianing the revocation of your worth and values and morals and, well, actually giving into everything you were taught about how a man should treat a woman and vice versa-oh you can bury that other thought right now. I do not feel morally responsible for what happned between us, and I will be damned before I accept any of the blame.

My life for yours. Your life for mine. I expect you to understand that when I said those words at our wedding I expected you to fufill your vows to the fullest. Understand this, woman, what I give of you I expect from you right back. Long I have kicked sand from the heels of my boot, and long I will kick them the same. All you had to do was do what I said and everything would have gone right to plan. Why didn't you trust me? Was it all those women? Was it everthing else?

I can remember the day I met you. Cold steel had not met my hip, nor my hand, nor my eye. At that point I hadn't had to prove myself, you know, to show that I could shoot straight. Straight into the eyes of my enemy. No feeling; no attachment to anything personal. You understood. And you were there for everything that changed me into the man I am today. Everytime I reach towards my belt you are there guiding me towards that last target - they aren't even people anymore, you know. They don't even count in this life.

I am home this week. This house, paid for by your uncle. It even has termites. I do spologize for sleeping through the beginning of your dinner party tonight, I really did have other things on my mind. Never mind the drunken state I was in. I mean, I did drink myself to oblivion before you met up with me at that bar near the airport. McCarran does have a nice senic point where you can watch the planes come in for their landings. I got what I wanted from my friend. He tends bar there, and talks to everyone. You know, as well as I do, in this business sweetie, loose lips, well, honey. What do you think got you this far.

I love you.

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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well good luck with that

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2007-03-27 08:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You sounds like quite a catch. She's lucky to have you.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 02:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-26 20:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AUTO JUST-GOT-NEW-JOB +2.
You benefit from my happiness!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-26 12:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

needs more meep-meeps

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-26 11:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-26 11:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i've been putting it off.

i am on vacation from Weds so will gird my loins for then.



Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-26 09:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-03-26 08:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-26 08:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

did you get a chance to read that book I sent you?

this piece is going to be much much much worse than that.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-26 08:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wankmus gropus more like



Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-26 07:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just realized this was written soley from my point of view.

Ah well, thats just one more thing I have to work on I suppose.

---

Apollo, this piece is going to be my magnus opus.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-26 07:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Like you really have a wife. You're just my alter.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-03-26 00:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was hpoing this would anser my question: Who is more drunk, me or yu?

It did not.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-25 20:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-03-25 20:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

are you in the army now?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

interesting. Def. makes me go "hmmmmmmm"

I thought the Godfather just ordered the hits. Are you reaching back into your memories of your young days before you proved yourself?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-25 14:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't understand everything that happened here, but I understood enough to make me empathize with both people.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-25 14:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

nah

Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-03-25 13:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My wife has vagine like sleeve of wizard =(

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-25 13:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love your wife too.

No really she seems cool.

Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-03-25 13:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the part where he learned to love again.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-25 12:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hit it.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-25 12:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

interesting

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-03-25 11:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're my wife now, Dave.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-25 10:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No seriously, what this about?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-25 09:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:( Sad!

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-25 09:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

'sop ghey'....?

wtf.

......so ghey

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-25 09:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are sop fucking ghey Rad.

Good luck mate.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-25 08:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're a hit man?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-25 08:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm not sure what the fuck this was about but it mentioned the LV Airport so what the hell.


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