The Christopher Hopkins meme (759 hits)
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Submitted by Chris (View user info) at 2007-03-25 15:04:06 EDT
The following is formatted for RAPID REPLICATION on WIKIPEDIA.ORG. The Christopher Hopkins Meme page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hopkins_meme) is currently blocked by Wikipedia (wink wink), and an Administrative Review failed to properly assess the Christopher Hopkins meme:
On '''Saturday''', '''March 24th''', '''2007''', a small note appeared on Wikipedia.org's [[Second Coming]] article, wherein '''gravely-disabled Christopher Hopkins''' offered an argument for [[Christ's Return]]. Initially deleted out of rightful Wikipedian skepticism stemming from [[fear]], [[doubt]], and [[insufficient disprovability]], Christopher's [[meme]] propagated across the [[internet]] as the first step in a fulfilled [[Messianic prophecy]]. The 21-year old jobless drifter's personal [[MySpace]] page (www.myspace.com/megazeux) served as the initial battlefront in the [[War for Peace]], previously referred to as the [[last judgment]].
Following is the SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM thread that reached over 500 replies before being permanently locked, its creator banned from SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2394719
This can mean as much or as little as you want. So, don't act hastily! If the Christopher Hopkins meme continues causing controversy and creation -- which it already has -- then it will prove itself. After all, it's OUR meme, too! :)
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Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 18:59:12 EDT (#)
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I don't want to cause a panic or create a disturbance; I mostly want my words
to reach everyone on the planet. I have been deemed by my state to be neither
a threat to others nor a threat to myself; I have, however, been deemed "gravely
disabled." I was released recently from Fremont Hospital because I understood that
I could help people more on the streets as a jobless drifter than as a lunatic.
I must reiterate that I do not want to cause a panic or create a disturbance,
nor do I expect to be trusted immediately by anyone, but I do need as many people
as possible to know that certain Governmental and para-military forces have been
attempting to figure out what is wrong with me for my entire life; simply put,
nobody listens to me when I try to speak because I am a failure in the
eyes of most. I have been deemed "gravely disabled," and at Dominican
Hospital in Santa Cruz I was knocked unconscious by a team of 11 of
the toughest and most brilliant men I've ever encountered.
If you want video proof, contact Dominican Hospital in
Santa Cruz, CA, and contact the Santa Cruz Police.
They seemd to listen to what I had to say, so they
locked me inside an isolation booth after having
5150'd me. What that means is I was detained
by police before I ever committed a crime,
held against my will without thorough
explaination, never granted a lawyer,
never Mirandized, then drugged
against my will at Dominican
Hospital in Santa Cruz,
California. My only
support we myself,
my three closest friends,
and my mother and father.
I'm staying with my mother and father and laying low for now,
because I don't want any more controversy. However, I need peace
now more than I ever have. I have been long overdue. It's time now.
Somebody, anybody on the planet, just tell me why I can't have peace.
The person or persons who will be able to help me propagate my message
the most will be the ones to profit the most off of me. Any scientific
problem, I want to discuss. Any dream, I want to help realize. Humans
have always had what they needed, and now is the next logical step
in our evolution. Evolution seems to have evolved, and now
we have the aid of a perfect human mind, in a fetal
stage right now as the internet.
I won't get into a unified theory yet, because
there is insufficient scientific staff listening
to humankind; I feel that consumerism and the threat
of war have consumed entirely our desire and our hope.
If any of you can help at all, listen up. I have no need
whatsoever for your money, so keep it, or give it to your
children or your friends or family or charity or whomever
you know needs it most. I have complete love and respect
and devotion to the people who are listening to me right
now, and all I can ask is you help me reach everyone.
Everything we've ever wanted has always been
possible, which explains basically how we've
arrived in the current reiteration of the
American military-industrial domination
of the planet, so what better place
to spread peace than from the butt
of the greatest guns of all time,
with quite literally the
strongest humans ever
on my side.
Once again: my name is Christopher.
I will try my best to defend myself, but I need your help.
Thank you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:58:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:40:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 15:55:59 EDT (#)
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Genko --> I hope you were being serious. If not, what part of this doesn't make sense?
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Not ONE bit of this makes any sense to me.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:19:40 EDT (#)
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No, I meant writing about it for a post, not linking it.
Fictionalizing it might be interesting.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:18:27 EDT (#)
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The author of the meme claims to only be looking for peace. If that is your meme, too, then yes..I question why you are seemingly attempting to galvanize..someone..into action toward..something..if you are trying to avoide controversy and find peace.
Oh and as far as content rising to the top- I should warn you that you are dangerously close to a rating so low that your post will soon disappear from the front page. Just so you know.
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:16:37 EDT (#)
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I will be back shortly. Don't give up, Logic + Reason!
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:15:18 EDT (#)
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Sacrilicious: Obviously, everything you said is completely logical. But am I "begging for attention?"
This website isn't called "uber site" for a reason. THE BEST CONTENT will rise to the top (possibly bottom first, hahaha), no matter what. Whether it be nerds battling nerds for what nerds believe in, or otherwise.
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:13:16 EDT (#)
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"You would be better off posting a story or essay relating to your 5150 experience(s)."
http://www.critical-hit.org/chr/christopher_hopkins_meme.txt
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:10:18 EDT (#)
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If you're looking for peace, then why are you begging for attention on the internet? I mean, fact or fiction, rest-of-story aside?
On ubersite, you can find all sorts of things- nerdfights, fiction, poetry, internet-posturing, internet-whoring, art, and most importantly, MSPainted cocks inserted into photographs of users' mouths- but unless that's your definition of peace, you're not going to find that here.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:04:08 EDT (#)
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You would be better off posting a story or essay relating to your 5150 experience(s).
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:02:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:56:28 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:02:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:42:25 EDT (#)
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I wasn't being serious because this:
http://www.critical-hit.org/chr/christopher_hopkins_meme.txt
Is a series of disjointed ramblings by a crazy person that seems to spend hundreds of words saying nothing at all.
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Disprove it ;)
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 17:02:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:34:23 EDT (#)
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Look, dipshit, I get that this is about YOU. Why would you think we in anyway give a shit. So you got banned from somewhere. Whoop-dee-shit. You want sympathy? From what I see, you suck at writing anyways.
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Foolproof --> No, this thread is about US. You and I debating nothing until both of our ideas are loud and clear, distilled to their final memetic product.
NO, I don't want sympathy, I just want to talk to people. If you want to talk, start speaking like an adult. Sorry boy. :)
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:56:28 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:42:25 EDT (#)
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I wasn't being serious because this:
http://www.critical-hit.org/chr/christopher_hopkins_meme.txt
Is a series of disjointed ramblings by a crazy person that seems to spend hundreds of words saying nothing at all.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:34:23 EDT (#)
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Look, dipshit, I get that this is about YOU. Why would you think we in anyway give a shit. So you got banned from somewhere. Whoop-dee-shit. You want sympathy? From what I see, you suck at writing anyways.
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:31:50 EDT (#)
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<b>Lobsterkins</b>: We don't give a rat's ass.
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Foolproof: You seem to care enough to give 2 replies. I'd rather not fight. Instead, I'd like to talk. What's your preferred forum? My AIM is Lobsterkins, my email address is Lobsterkins.at.gmail.com. Let's talk man :)
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:31:50 EDT (#)
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<b>Lobsterkins</b>: We don't give a rat's ass.
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:31:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 15:55:59 EDT (#)
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Genko --> I hope you were being serious. If not, what part of this doesn't make sense?
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I wasn't being serious, you fag.
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Genko --> I may or may not be gay. Why weren't you being serious...? And please, I won't insult you boi, let's try our best to keep this civil.
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:30:43 EDT (#)
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<b>Sacrilicious</b>: Christopher Hopkins lives in the San Francisco Bay Area. His MySpace + story are explained in real-time here: www.myspace.com/megazeux
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:24:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 15:55:59 EDT (#)
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Genko --> I hope you were being serious. If not, what part of this doesn't make sense?
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I wasn't being serious, you fag.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:22:43 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is this supposed to mean to anybody?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:15:59 EDT (#)
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um..WHAT?!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-25 16:00:28 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck is Christopher Hopkins?
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 15:55:59 EDT (#)
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Genko --> I hope you were being serious. If not, what part of this doesn't make sense?
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-03-25 15:23:20 EDT (#)
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This makes [[perfect]] sense.