The Christopher Hopkins meme -- UBER_02 (628 hits)
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Submitted by Chris (View user info) at 2007-03-25 19:09:36 EDT
I don't want to cause a panic or create a disturbance; I mostly want my words
to reach everyone on the planet. I have been deemed by my state to be neither
a threat to others nor a threat to myself; I have, however, been deemed "gravely
disabled." I was released recently from Fremont Hospital because I understood that
I could help people more on the streets as a jobless drifter than as a lunatic.
I must reiterate that I do not want to cause a panic or create a disturbance,
nor do I expect to be trusted immediately by anyone, but I do need as many people
as possible to know that certain Governmental and para-military forces have been
attempting to figure out what is wrong with me for my entire life; simply put,
nobody listens to me when I try to speak because I am a failure in the
eyes of most. I have been deemed "gravely disabled," and at Dominican
Hospital in Santa Cruz I was knocked unconscious by a team of 11 of
the toughest and most brilliant men I've ever encountered.
If you want video proof, contact Dominican Hospital in
Santa Cruz, CA, and contact the Santa Cruz Police.
They seemd to listen to what I had to say, so they
locked me inside an isolation booth after having
5150'd me. What that means is I was detained
by police before I ever committed a crime,
held against my will without thorough
explaination, never granted a lawyer,
never Mirandized, then drugged
against my will at Dominican
Hospital in Santa Cruz,
California. My only
support we myself,
my three closest friends,
and my mother and father.
I'm staying with my mother and father and laying low for now,
because I don't want any more controversy. However, I need peace
now more than I ever have. I have been long overdue. It's time now.
Somebody, anybody on the planet, just tell me why I can't have peace.
The person or persons who will be able to help me propagate my message
the most will be the ones to profit the most off of me. Any scientific
problem, I want to discuss. Any dream, I want to help realize. Humans
have always had what they needed, and now is the next logical step
in our evolution. Evolution seems to have evolved, and now
we have the aid of a perfect human mind, in a fetal
stage right now as the internet.
I won't get into a unified theory yet, because
there is insufficient scientific staff listening
to humankind; I feel that consumerism and the threat
of war have consumed entirely our desire and our hope.
If any of you can help at all, listen up. I have no need
whatsoever for your money, so keep it, or give it to your
children or your friends or family or charity or whomever
you know needs it most. I have complete love and respect
and devotion to the people who are listening to me right
now, and all I can ask is you help me reach everyone.
Everything we've ever wanted has always been
possible, which explains basically how we've
arrived in the current reiteration of the
American military-industrial domination
of the planet, so what better place
to spread peace than from the butt
of the greatest guns of all time,
with quite literally the
strongest humans ever
on my side.
Once again: my name is Christopher.
I will try my best to defend myself, but I need your help.
Thank you.
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-25 22:18:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-25 22:11:23 EDT (#)
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Bye-bye
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-25 21:30:04 EDT (#)
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The things in this post that make it unreadable far outnumber the things that might make it entertaining/informative/useful/not stupid.
WTFINRAT-2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-25 20:48:26 EDT (#)
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That wasn't exactly what I meant, but okay.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-25 20:45:50 EDT (#)
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Lithium is your friend.
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 20:39:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-25 20:36:14 EDT (#)
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Die, cunt.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-25 20:36:14 EDT (#)
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Die, cunt.
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2007-03-25 20:32:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-03-25 19:40:15 EDT (#)
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I read this when I wasn't stoned and it didn't make any sense.
I'm stoned now and it still doesn't make any sense.
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Let's go question-by-question, since I need to know what you want to know in order to give you what you want, ya heard
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-25 20:26:47 EDT (#)
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If i wasn't at work right now, i'd be pretty angry at you for wasting my fucking time
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-25 20:05:00 EDT (#)
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I hope to end of this diatribe is your death.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-03-25 19:40:15 EDT (#)
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I read this when I wasn't stoned and it didn't make any sense.
I'm stoned now and it still doesn't make any sense.