Jesus can't fix the war in Iraq (551 hits)
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Submitted by Chronic (View user info) at 2007-03-26 01:19:35 EDT
The following is being subjected for approval:
In theory, I would like to think that the following is a relatively accurate depiction of the initial equation upon which our current war was analyzed.
(US Military + outdated ground transport + awesome imagery technology)( >=$100B) + X = Minimized US Casualties
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- = Minimized warcrimes
............................................Liberation of Iraq.............................................................= Maximized principle impact
The X is a fundamental aspect of all human endeavors. What can we bring to the table? Maybe it's an incredibly motivated army. Or an army of common conviction. Maybe you know the land better than your enemy. Maybe you have more intelligent fighting units than your enemy. Maybe you're better supplied then your enemy. Maybe more desperate?
(US Military X outdated ground transport X awesome imagery technology) + 30 foot robotic dinosaur fleet* = 0 US casualties
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- = Minimal warcrimes
.................................................................Iraq..................................................................................= Terrified populace
Terrified isn't liberated, you say? We elect our officials based on fear campaigns. I feel pretty liberated with my Directv and vaporizer. Therefore, I would say a metallic dinoarmy is closer to the right direction than the current clusterfuck.
What we have here is the use of a new logical tool, denoted by the asterisk. The asterisk denotes use of the Chronic Factor. The Chronic factor should be applied in all cases wherein some sort of monstrous fuck up is caused by old faggot retards who keep their psychospectrum in a FUCKING BOX, right next to the bumpy rubber tubes they wear on their limp dicks in an attempt to pleasure their phonybitch wives without creating more hellspawn to further irritate their disgruntled lives.
FUCKYOUCHENEYBUSHRUMSFELDROVE.
Though, I give Rove credit for being the slickasspoliticohatchet smart enough to learn too much and have his claws dug in deep enough that he's too dangerous to throw overboard. That's some crafty shit.
Bong hits 4 Jesus?
How about bong hits for The White House?
User Reviews
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:37:27 EDT (#)
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I don't get this one, Chronic.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:22:28 EDT (#)
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Did you just give me a half of one point?
Thanks..
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-26 20:32:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-26 20:32:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:31:02 EDT (#)
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Jesus doesn't fix...
He only skin-pops.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:56:15 EDT (#)
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Herb: All born in wedlock?
Homer: Yeah, though the boy was a close call.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:53:36 EDT (#)
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Jesus fixed my universal remote control, so he can sure as hell fix Iraq.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:43:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:30:20 EDT (#)
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you sound like rob_berg after he got hit in the head with a 2x4
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What does that even mean?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:38:18 EDT (#)
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Bong hits for Jesus.
Now that is a shirt I'd buy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:30:20 EDT (#)
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you sound like rob_berg after he got hit in the head with a 2x4
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-26 12:47:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 11:18:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-26 08:54:37 EDT (#)
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(71 hits)/{Idontgiveafuck*(shutthehellup)^3=
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what he said.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-26 11:17:43 EDT (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-26 08:54:37 EDT (#)
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(71 hits)/{Idontgiveafuck*(shutthehellup)^3=
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-26 04:02:49 EDT (#)
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jesus was left handed
so was hitler
bin laden too
...yeah im going nowhere with this
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-26 03:27:33 EDT (#)
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sounds about right
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-03-26 01:28:06 EDT (#)
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I shoulda used _______________ instead of ------------------ for the division bar, huh?