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Submitted by starr graffious <sgraffious.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2007-03-26 13:35:27 EDT
OK so first of all this is my first post.... any way i just encountered the grossest thing on the face of this earth. So i am a receptionist fo a company in baltimore (its in the ghetto) and as i am sitting at my desk reading an email some old gross stinky guy comes up and asks me if i have a cigatette that he can have. ok so my first problem with this is that i support my habit not anyone elses. ok so then i say no and where the fuck do his eyes go....yeap right on my boobs. Because i am at work and have to be professional i said nothing i just let him walk away. I mean i just wanted to punch him right in the face and be like they are fucking fake and will not talk back.
Ok so this is just something that i just really dont get. I can see if you are trying to get in my pants or something but it is beyond me ahhh i dont get it. why the fuck are guys eyes stuck on my chest when they are talking to me.
HELP
so below i attatched a picture of well my boobs
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-17 22:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
did method sell you that watch?
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2007-12-17 21:23:58 EST (#)
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Just came accross this post. So fucking funny. I looked at her and knew before I even scrolled down, that this bitch is a Brooklyn girl. Not the one in NY either. Brooklyn sucks, Nothing but Wiggers, Crackheads, Heroin Addicts and Prostatutes. Nothing good comes out of Brooklyn. I know because I lived there when I was starting out on my own $400 a month including the electric. My friends loved coming over just so they could yell at the hookers all night long when we were drunk. Ahhhhh memories........
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-17 20:58:37 EST (#)
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Bullshit on the pic. No way that's you.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss her.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-04-01 19:31:22 EDT (#)
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this isn't real you guys.
Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2007-04-01 19:19:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:19:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:38:13 EDT (#)
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I hear there are alot of millionaire marine biologists who work as receptionists.
No wait, I don't.
It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then had the whole ugly forest fall on top of you.
If you have a kid, I feel bad for the little guy, being born to a deformed b-more crack whore and all. I'm sure if you did a lil murder suicide everyone would understand/party their asses off.
PS -2DIE
who the hell do you think you are. I will seriously knock you teeth clear down you fucking mouth. dont ever talk shit about my son. that is a promise not a threat. Karma is a bitch you will get it back . I think the world would be good if you would kill youself you supid fuck. I am sorry that you live a average life with basically nothing. you should kill yourself before i get someone to do it
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His average life with basically nothing includes a wife that is hotter than you. Oh, I went there.
ugly
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I am 18. I am full-time receptionist and a part0time student. I also model; it is my passion. I plan to soon move to LA to continue my modeling carrer."
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3466581.htm
Just a prediction, your modeling "carrer" is going to end up with you being a drugged out, fucked out junkie-whore. Day by day your dream will quickly melt away as your dreams of fame and stardom are replaced by hunger and depression as you slowly come to realize that you're nothing special and really, quite ordinary and boring.
Then a "producer" will offer to put you in one of his movies. You'll think, "Hey, a different kind of stardom." But you're really too bug-eyed to be any sort of porn star. You've got bad skin and tits that remind me of the last time I was in the Orangutan house at the zoo.
But my point in all this? You're a vapid, boring person who is one trip to LA away from being a whore, and I don't want to hear from you again until you've reached said whore status and done horrible things for money/cocaine. *Then* you'll be able to tell us some interesting stories.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:12:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:36:43 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:33:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:29:20 EDT (#)
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Ahem. Which is what it appears she's done. They're both Starr 1215something, and they both come up when you search for starr graffious. So, one is real (I would assume the one placing her in Alabama) and one is fake (the one matching her ubersite story)
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No, the Alabama part is fake because the funeral home comment places her in Glen Burnie, the same as North County High School. A search for Graffious in zabasearch gives you results all over Brooklyn and Curtis Bay.
I also want to add that I called her out as a white trash glen burnie girl initially. I win the prize
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Well-researched Method and particularly Adam. Adam takes the point for tying it in with the funeral home. Good job, all. See you tomorrow. I have econ. homework to attend to. \
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thanks for doing my job for me, guys
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:37:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:51:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:01:51 EDT (#)
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Nice "truth", you fucking idiot.
Lose your password, Fruitcup.
No one cares...or believes you.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-29 11:50:41 EDT (#)
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Yes I did and I regret every moment of it. She cheated on me with my best friend and then she left me and married some old guy and has a kid with him now. So I just wanted to do something little to piss that whore off.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-29 11:39:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-29 11:18:14 EDT (#)
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Maybe you sould read the other post. This is not really her I am her ex. I did this to piss her off.
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So what you're saying is that you shagged THAT!
Been to the clinic much?
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-29 11:18:14 EDT (#)
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Maybe you sould read the other post. This is not really her I am her ex. I did this to piss her off.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-29 11:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
comment in case you ARE real:
no offence, but you honestly look like a hooker. A friendly one maybe, but a hooker nonetheless.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-29 11:08:49 EDT (#)
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Your screen name should be Zit Tits. Because that's what you have, zit tits.
+2 cause, i dont know, my balls kind of itch and i hope it's not the clap, so i'm trying to build karma.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:16:11 EDT (#)
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I don't feel like reading all the fucking comments on this. So I'm just gonna go with my gut on this one. Obviously an alter, chick in the picture look like she has nice tits though. But not enough to redeem this.
-2DIE
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-29 03:56:23 EDT (#)
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AAAHHHHH hahahahahahahahahahahaa
How did I miss this???
You know I REALLY wish this wasn't an alter.
I wish it was an actual retarded girl who makes up a story that she thinks people want to hear about her life and puts up a photo of someone that (although pretty ugly) she wishes she was.
But sadly I don't think anyone is this illiterate.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-03-29 00:31:17 EDT (#)
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OK, put all these bitches to rest. Make them eat their words. Answer/prove a few of these and then everybody will shut up.
A: If you are rich, live on the water and have all this cash, why are you working in the ghetto? I have money. No woman/bitch/booty call/slut/whore/wife of mine is going to work in the ghetto or near a ghetto. I'm the man dammit. My hoe will be no where near a ghetto if it is within my power.
B: Prove you have all this money. I have shit loads of money. It's easy to prove.
C: You don't have millionaire boyfriend/manfriend/fuck buddy features. You have McDonalds paycheck features. Your looks are good for free fries or onion rings. Show a photo of you and your man making out.
D: Show a video (on you tube) of what cha got?
E: Who is your agent? What have you done? Where have you worked?
Make everybody shut the fuck up. Prove it.
Also, as one of the most stupid and illetirate people on uber, I found a LOT of shit wrong with your post. If I can catch it, it proves you are incredibly dense. People with an education are not so 'tarded.
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:31:51 EDT (#)
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Is it wrong that I thought this was going to be a picture of some old dudes boobs and was dissapointed when it wasn't?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-28 21:51:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:33:06 EDT (#)
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2007 BMW 7 series 750i
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O rly? A young guy like him didn't go for a less massive design? Kind of surprised he could afford a 100,000 dollar car.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-03-28 19:13:07 EDT (#)
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Oh, man.
I can't believe someone actually linked the funeral home comment.
I saw that yesterday. I can't believe people on Ubersite still use their real names.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 18:39:28 EDT (#)
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Do I win for most attacks?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 18:37:22 EDT (#)
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Sorry, little girl. Looks like you couldn't hang with the big dogs here.
I'd say you were a worthy opponent, but you weren't. You're lies were as transparent as glass...lies made of glass...in your glassy web of lies!
So, looks like I was right with my Barbie comment - seeing as how you probably still play with them.
C'est la vie.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-28 18:36:33 EDT (#)
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Don't show cleavage and they won't stare. As much.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-28 18:34:22 EDT (#)
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She sure has the same "writing skills" or lackthereof, as that pig on MySpace.
I'd say it's her.
I'd also say, "how'd you find that" and "why did you look", but that's mostly because I can barely log on to email.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 18:22:39 EDT (#)
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damn...I need to re-read this....proof...credits to you too.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 18:20:52 EDT (#)
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Damn my fingers....Adam not Adamn
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 18:20:09 EDT (#)
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. Adamn, Mr Fart, and everyone else involved.
I bow. I fucking bow. Nicely played.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-28 18:13:17 EDT (#)
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Day-um Adam (Method too)
Somebody give the man his prize!
Adam, how does Eastern white trash differ from Midwest white trash?
This is a hobby of mine by the way, quantification of white trash-ness, redneckery, and hickdom.
Thanks in advance.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 18:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another deluded whore is taken down by her own lies.
UBER LIVES ON!
Thanks to Method and Adam - Our very own Sherlock and Watson.
Sorry, Starr, you will never be taken seriously here ever again. Throw in the towel with this account and try again.
Foolproof - OUT!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitch, you just got owned in a big way, don't even try to say it ain't you.
Mad props to Adam, et al for the detective work.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:44:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:41:29 EDT (#)
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oh but i am..... you looked at the wrong fucking myspace you stupid cunt
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Ummmm.
It has your name and picture on it re-re
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:41:29 EDT (#)
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oh but i am..... you looked at the wrong fucking myspace you stupid cunt
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:40:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:37:46 EDT (#)
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that why all of you just gor fucked it the wrong one you stupid whores.... haha and brooklyn is where my parents live..... fuck you you stupid whores
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I though you were from California? LIAR
I bet your idea of a fancy night out on the town is the La Fountaine Bleu on Ritchie Highway.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:37:46 EDT (#)
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that why all of you just gor fucked it the wrong one you stupid whores.... haha and brooklyn is where my parents live..... fuck you you stupid whores
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:37:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/100057#2358607
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I called it!
I WIN!
Growing up in Anne Arundel county one needs to develop a keen white trash radar, I saw her coming a bajillion miles away
So Starr, my folks live in Pasadena, closer to Glen Burnie. Still wanna meet up?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:36:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:33:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:29:20 EDT (#)
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Ahem. Which is what it appears she's done. They're both Starr 1215something, and they both come up when you search for starr graffious. So, one is real (I would assume the one placing her in Alabama) and one is fake (the one matching her ubersite story)
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No, the Alabama part is fake because the funeral home comment places her in Glen Burnie, the same as North County High School. A search for Graffious in zabasearch gives you results all over Brooklyn and Curtis Bay.
I also want to add that I called her out as a white trash glen burnie girl initially. I win the prize
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Well-researched Method and particularly Adam. Adam takes the point for tying it in with the funeral home. Good job, all. See you tomorrow. I have econ. homework to attend to.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:35:53 EDT (#)
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DAMN MY ADD!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:33:29 EDT (#)
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About me:
i am super fun and supontanious. i love to try new things and im up for anything. i love the beach!!! umm I am a very girly girl! i have alot of duhh moments. I am sorta involved with daniel but hes in iraq(be safe baby)so i am doing my own thing thill we can come to a common ghround on our realationship. I am very outgoing and love to go out and have fun
Who I'd like to meet:
people that are really fun and John Mayer the president because i have some words for him errr
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No mention of husband, baby, manager, being smart, rich, Beemers, cop brother. I love it when uber calls the bluff and they fold like a cheap whore getting kicked in the ovaries.
And *News Flash* apparently John Mayer is the our president.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:33:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:29:20 EDT (#)
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Ahem. Which is what it appears she's done. They're both Starr 1215something, and they both come up when you search for starr graffious. So, one is real (I would assume the one placing her in Alabama) and one is fake (the one matching her ubersite story)
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No, the Alabama part is fake because the funeral home comment places her in Glen Burnie, the same as North County High School. A search for Graffious in zabasearch gives you results all over Brooklyn and Curtis Bay.
I also want to add that I called her out as a white trash glen burnie girl initially. I win the prize
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:29:20 EDT (#)
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Ahem. Which is what it appears she's done. They're both Starr 1215something, and they both come up when you search for starr graffious. So, one is real (I would assume the one placing her in Alabama) and one is fake (the one matching her ubersite story)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:28:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:19:16 EDT (#)
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Or maybe not her, I dunno if this broad lives in Alabama, but it sure as fuck looks like her.
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Brooklyn is a shitty suburb or Baltimore, adjecent to Glen Burnie. I grew up in the area and I can tell you they're intertwined. Especially considering she went to North County.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:27:49 EDT (#)
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Actually, Method, you were right and wrong. She is a real person, from Baltimore. You just picked the wrong one of the two profiles on there. Unless of course she just created a fake one:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=25040010
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:22:05 EDT (#)
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The similarities are too numerous to not be her. However, judging by her profile on there, I'm guessing the story of the "million dollar condo" on the beach were bullshit. Hmph! Imagine someone LYING about themselves on the good ol' intarnets.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:19:16 EDT (#)
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Or maybe not her, I dunno if this broad lives in Alabama, but it sure as fuck looks like her.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:17:59 EDT (#)
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Newsflash: This girl is really real, unfortunately.
This is what she REALLY looks like:
http://www.nymethod.com/images/starr.jpg
This is her myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=18784264
This is a screenshot of her myspace since she'll inevitably take it down:
http://www.nymethod.com/images/starr_myspace.jpg
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:11:51 EDT (#)
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http://www.singletonfuneralhome.com/visitations/Guestbook.php?id=412
Starr Graffious - June 4th, 2006 at 8:59pm - Email
Hey Hunny, I am not sure what to say except that I love you so much!!! It feels like yesterday when we graduated pre-k!! It does not seem real to me... and it might take a while to. You had so much to offer the world and everone in it. As a watch the sky through out the day I look to the heavens for a reason for this, but i know that you are safe and out of harms way. Although you may not be here physically i know that you spirit is still here. There will never be anyone to ever replace you and that is something to be extremly proud of . I love you so much and I miss you. Your memory will always remain with us here on earth no matter how much time passes. Who ever thought that the time of the year when you should be so happy for graduation to come one of the worst things happen but every cloud has its silver lining and although it is hard for us to see right now i know that we will find it. " THE GOOD DIE YOUNG" i love you so much Starr
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I fucking knew you were a Glen Burnie girl.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:07:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:57:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:53:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:52:04 EDT (#)
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let me get back to you on that one
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I'll be holding my breath
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Adam, stop. This is an alter. This is an artificial persona created by someone who is bored with their normal ubersite experience and wanted to get a rise out of people. What you're doing is gratifying that person, creating a masturbatory experience for them by giving in to their wishes.
It's sad. Stop.
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While I am in complete agreement that this is indeed very sad - I am not entirely convinced of its alter-ness.
Even so, if this is a desperate little nerd failing miserably in an internet turd chucking contest, then it would actually be even sadder.
This 'stopping' you request is inevitable - but if this whole nonsense IS gunna happen - PLEASE make sure you get this shit on tape. Just sayin'.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:59:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:57:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:53:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:52:04 EDT (#)
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let me get back to you on that one
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I'll be holding my breath
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Adam, stop. This is an alter. This is an artificial persona created by someone who is bored with their normal ubersite experience and wanted to get a rise out of people. What you're doing is gratifying that person, creating a masturbatory experience for them by giving in to their wishes.
It's sad. Stop.
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Well maybe I'm having fun with this too.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:57:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:55:48 EDT (#)
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good maybe you will stop beathing
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so what if I stop beathing
I'll still be
a.)breathing
b.)bathing
c.)beating
d.)eating
e.)mocking you
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:57:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:53:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:52:04 EDT (#)
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let me get back to you on that one
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I'll be holding my breath
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Adam, stop. This is an alter. This is an artificial persona created by someone who is bored with their normal ubersite experience and wanted to get a rise out of people. What you're doing is gratifying that person, creating a masturbatory experience for them by giving in to their wishes.
It's sad. Stop.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:56:30 EDT (#)
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BTW he is a state trooper
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:55:48 EDT (#)
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good maybe you will stop beathing
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:53:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:52:04 EDT (#)
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let me get back to you on that one
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I'll be holding my breath
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:52:04 EDT (#)
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let me get back to you on that one
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:51:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:47:48 EDT (#)
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i will see you there
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At what address?
Can you pick a time?
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:50:27 EDT (#)
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I was gonna guess that.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:49:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:48:04 EDT (#)
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and your name is
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HMMMMMMMMMM CAN ANYBODY GUESS WHAT MY NAME IS?
COULD IT BE ADAM?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:48:57 EDT (#)
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200 below!
wooo!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:48:34 EDT (#)
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...gotta love silly internets posturing.
OMG liek u r totally dead meat!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:48:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:37:50 EDT (#)
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Really is that so. so when my brother comes up who is a cop takes you i will be laughing
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HA! that's where you fucked up. Everyone knows that the cops in B-more don't give a shit what you do unless it involves shooting someone in the face.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:48:04 EDT (#)
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and your name is
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:47:48 EDT (#)
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i will see you there
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:46:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:45:11 EDT (#)
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OMG you guys are SO Fing mean, what the hell is worng with all of u? u really need to see sichiatrists, ALL of you except this poor girl youre ganging up on. must make u feel like real big men, starting a fight with a girl, SUCH losers!
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sichiatrists?
WTF is that?
I'll take one, it sounds interesting
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:45:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:29:52 EDT (#)
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great lets do that just tell me when and where ill bring the boys.... dont worry and my son will be just fine while he is at home with his father and you well we will leave that to be determined
and where in baltimore will you be at
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I like how you changed from "you" knocking my teeth out, to "the boys" while your imaginary husband and baby stay home and sip martini's.
I'll be at a buddy's house on saturday afternoon for sure
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=EN&f=q&q=270+Warren+Ave+Baltimore+MD
you can stop on by if you'd like, or if you'd like a part of town more to your liking (i.e. Patterson Park) you can bring your "crew" down to a another freind of mines house
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=EN&f=q&q=2150+Eastern++Ave+Baltimore+MD
OR
You can leave your address, or even the building you live in and I'll stop by with your ugly ass picture and ask the doorman where I can find your deformed ass.
Ball's in your court, slut.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:45:11 EDT (#)
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OMG you guys are SO Fing mean, what the hell is worng with all of u? u really need to see sichiatrists, ALL of you except this poor girl youre ganging up on. must make u feel like real big men, starting a fight with a girl, SUCH losers!
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:44:36 EDT (#)
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def not a lie i would like to see you do somthing to me please so that you can be six feet under
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:40:54 EDT (#)
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I'm a cop, too...
But this is NOT a lie like your "brother".
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:37:50 EDT (#)
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Really is that so. so when my brother comes up who is a cop takes you i will be laughing
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Seriously...do insults make you dumber....cause your responses are getting weaker by the minute.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:37:50 EDT (#)
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Really is that so. so when my brother comes up who is a cop takes you i will be laughing
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:36:22 EDT (#)
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HEY! I'm near Baltimore.
Maybe a .40 caliber round to the head will make you a better speller.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is awesome...PLEASE ADAM, go see this skank!
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:32:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hence the name -DIRTY-Harry. Please enlighten us with another one of your brilliant conclusions. And it's not my fault your brat kid is gay, I mean he has no male role-model, and after observing you has decided women are completely retarded, and better off left alone, and after witnessing your continous idiocy, I don't blame him.
PS Comma's make sentences easier to word. Have a couple of these for your next witty response. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. Go nuts.
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please never have kids dotn do that to the world... and i am a very good mother... and wife.... sorry that you just are substance in the existance of what you call your world. you are vapor you are worthless
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:29:52 EDT (#)
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great lets do that just tell me when and where ill bring the boys.... dont worry and my son will be just fine while he is at home with his father and you well we will leave that to be determined
and where in baltimore will you be at
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:27:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:19:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:38:13 EDT (#)
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I hear there are alot of millionaire marine biologists who work as receptionists.
No wait, I don't.
It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then had the whole ugly forest fall on top of you.
If you have a kid, I feel bad for the little guy, being born to a deformed b-more crack whore and all. I'm sure if you did a lil murder suicide everyone would understand/party their asses off.
PS -2DIE
who the hell do you think you are. I will seriously knock you teeth clear down you fucking mouth. dont ever talk shit about my son. that is a promise not a threat. Karma is a bitch you will get it back . I think the world would be good if you would kill youself you supid fuck. I am sorry that you live a average life with basically nothing. you should kill yourself before i get someone to do it
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Bring it the fuck on bitch.
I guess now that you have vowed to end my existence, I shouldn't tell you that I'll be in town to visit my folks this weekend. That's right, I'll be in Baltimore, and I'd love a chance to see you in person and throw your son off a fucking balcony into traffic.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hence the name -DIRTY-Harry. Please enlighten us with another one of your brilliant conclusions. And it's not my fault your brat kid is gay, I mean he has no male role-model, and after observing you has decided women are completely retarded, and better off left alone, and after witnessing your continous idiocy, I don't blame him.
PS Comma's make sentences easier to word. Have a couple of these for your next witty response. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. Go nuts.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:21:17 EDT (#)
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wow you amaze me to go as low as to talk shit about my son. I dont care what you say about me but really would mommy be happy with that. you are a dirty son of a bitch
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have no words for really? Who the hell is Really? Is that your son? Because I don't know if you know, but.....he's gay.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:14:52 EDT (#)
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good i am glad and i have no words for really at this point. You have just made me laugh. You are a piece of shit...... this is so rediculous......
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:52:03 EDT (#)
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dirty harry or wait should i say Harold G. Ingersoil Jr. who I might add is a retired old bastrad hang yourself
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First, its Ingersoll respect the name. Second, you need to update your white pages, douchebag, my dad died 4 yrs ago, and being an only son, left everything to me, including the house. So I'll be waiting.
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:53:31 EDT (#)
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stfu cuntious maximus.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:52:03 EDT (#)
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dirty harry or wait should i say Harold G. Ingersoil Jr. who I might add is a retired old bastrad hang yourself
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:51:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:41:09 EDT (#)
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Two alters - both illiterate - take a post to Most Heated.
I should probably retire from Uber after this travesty...of a sham.
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Probably retire?
Whatever chicken little - you can only get our hopes up so many times with that ruse. Besides we all know that this site would suffer without your magnanimous distribution of crotchety 'wisdom' and undiluted bile.
You shameless attention whore, you'd never retire. But if you do - can I have your parking stall?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:40:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:35:30 EDT (#)
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Whatever... Just stop breathing go kill yourself please....Oh and thanks for the address ... see you soon slut
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Visit me too, ya fucking retard!
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maybe not a good idea you really wont be hearing from the other ass
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Two alters - both illiterate - take a post to Most Heated.
I should probably retire from Uber after this travesty...of a sham.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever... Just stop breathing go kill yourself please....Oh and thanks for the address ... see you soon slut
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Visit me too, ya fucking retard!
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever... Just stop breathing go kill yourself please....Oh and thanks for the address ... see you soon slut
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:34:17 EDT (#)
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great now their stupidity and horrible grammer is affecting me.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Will do sir! *salutes*
actually I'm kinda getting tired as well. But I'm at work and there is nothing I else to do, so I shall soldier on.
DirtyHarry, Out.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:30:09 EDT (#)
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Harry, you take over. I'm bored with this for today.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am very intellegent dispite what you may think. And again I am not an alter. So i will make sure to take a video of you when your fucking dead you bitch
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I'm waiting. My address is there, let's have some action. THROW DOWN BITCH!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:29:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:27:01 EDT (#)
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I am very intellegent dispite what you may think. And again I am not an alter. So i will make sure to take a video of you when your fucking dead you bitch
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It's not what I think, it's what you show.
I am very intellegent (spelled wrong) dispite(spelled wrong) what you may think. And again I am not an alter. So i (capitalize) will make sure to take a video of you when your(you are = you're) fucking dead (add a comma) you bitch (punctuation)
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:28:12 EDT (#)
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right ok you make me laugh..... You dirty bitch.... Dont be bitter because of what may have happened in your past dont be mad because I grew up very well.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am very intellegent dispite what you may think. And again I am not an alter. So i will make sure to take a video of you when your fucking dead you bitch
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love when you try to make the letters into words...and fail at basic first grade english.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:25:16 EDT (#)
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You will get what is coming to you. When your laying in a gutter on the side of the raod and no one knows who did it or where you are dont say i didnt told you watch your back.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dopnt listen to these stupid jerks their just jelous of hot sucessful smrat girls like us
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Wow, You really are smrat aren't you? Well, I take back everything I said.
Wait. No I don't.
Both of you go hang yourself. And send us a vid-whore when you do.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been here long enough to know alters when the rear their ugly head. There are only a few smart enough to get away with it.
You aren't in that few.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:21:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:13:09 EDT (#)
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You turely are a piece of shit.... my son is 6 months and a way better person than you. and keep talking shit to feel better about yourself. Maybe you need some ass that might put you in a better mood or you might just be too disgusting to find some because any girl in this world to give you the time of day is a fuckign idiot. I never give empty threats. So let me just make a few phone calls to have you ass lying in a fucking gutter so we all can go the fuck on with our lives with you the company of a dick. Go back to living mediocure where you are shit and you suck at life.
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As empty as your threats are I'm gonna help you out a little bit.
800 Hawthorn Rd.
New Castle, IN 47362
Use this when you make your calls to have me dismembered or whatever. It's been awhile since I've used the 12ga. In self-defense that is. Oh, and tell them to be sneaky it's more fun that way.
KTHXBYE
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99628
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stuf asshole you call EVERYONE an alter, no one even know wtf that means except you its stupid and youre nto funny and youre probably an ugly virgin i dont see you posting any picturs
What was that, you illiterate retard?
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:19:28 EDT (#)
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stuf asshole you call EVERYONE an alter, no one even know wtf that means except you its stupid and youre nto funny and youre probably an ugly virgin i dont see you posting any picturs
i agree
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry again
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the name is starr thanks
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stuf asshole you call EVERYONE an alter, no one even know wtf that means except you its stupid and youre nto funny and youre probably an ugly virgin i dont see you posting any picturs
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoops sorry +2 and oh yeah men are pigs thats y they think with their dicks
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dopnt listen to these stupid jerks their just jelous of hot sucessful smrat girls like us
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From your spelling, at least I have the ability to think.
With my dick or otherwise.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Despina
User id: 30245
Registered on or around: 2007-02-19 16:23:07 EST
# Messages posted: 6
# Reviews written: 78
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# Hits: 2979
Average rating of all messages: -1.28
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Not exactly the company you want Desolate.
Notice that that one spells for shit, too?
Don't tell me you are all the same SUPER ALTER!
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoops sorry +2 and oh yeah men are pigs thats y they think with their dicks
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dopnt listen to these stupid jerks their just jelous of hot sucessful smrat girls like us
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can you tell me why everyone on here is piece of shit. And has nothing better to do than TRY to break people down.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:13:09 EDT (#)
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You turely are a piece of shit.... my son is 6 months and a way better person than you. and keep talking shit to feel better about yourself. Maybe you need some ass that might put you in a better mood or you might just be too disgusting to find some because any girl in this world to give you the time of day is a fuckign idiot. I never give empty threats. So let me just make a few phone calls to have you ass lying in a fucking gutter so we all can go the fuck on with our lives with you the company of a dick. Go back to living mediocure where you are shit and you suck at life.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:07:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:03:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter or anything. An comment was made that was uncalled for. That is why I said what I did, nothing that I have said thus far should have brought my son into any of this.
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Hey.....your son? Yeah, he's gay.
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...and stupid.
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...and he told me he's tired of sucking on your saggy tittahs. I mean he's 14 for crying out loud! Give him a bottle!
OH NO YOU DI'INT!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter or anything. An comment was made that was uncalled for. That is why I said what I did, nothing that I have said thus far should have brought my son into any of this.
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Hey.....your son? Yeah, he's gay.
...
...and stupid.
.....
...and he told me he's tired of sucking on your saggy tittahs. I mean he's 14 for crying out loud! Give him a bottle!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter or anything. An comment was made that was uncalled for. That is why I said what I did, nothing that I have said thus far should have brought my son into any of this.
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Hey.....your son? Yeah, he's gay.
...
...and stupid.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter or anything. An comment was made that was uncalled for. That is why I said what I did, nothing that I have said thus far should have brought my son into any of this.
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Hey.....your son? Yeah, he's gay.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whatever you say, Desolate.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter or anything. An comment was made that was uncalled for. That is why I said what I did, nothing that I have said thus far should have brought my son into any of this.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your secret is out Desolate Misanthrope!
We have discovered the truth! Only you could spout out "knock your teeth down your throat" with such gusto.
And now actly like a woman? For shame, mega-alter, for shame.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hear there are alot of millionaire marine biologists who work as receptionists.
No wait, I don't.
It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then had the whole ugly forest fall on top of you.
If you have a kid, I feel bad for the little guy, being born to a deformed b-more crack whore and all. I'm sure if you did a lil murder suicide everyone would understand/party their asses off.
PS -2DIE
who the hell do you think you are. I will seriously knock you teeth clear down you fucking mouth. dont ever talk shit about my son. that is a promise not a threat. Karma is a bitch you will get it back . I think the world would be good if you would kill youself you supid fuck. I am sorry that you live a average life with basically nothing. you should kill yourself before i get someone to do it
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You have GOT to be desolate's alter. Only he can spit empty internet threats in such a worthless manner. I refuse to believe there are 2 people out there capable of such bullshit.
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Well, since Desolate was an alter, and presumably banned, than this is an alter of that alter....*ghuh* my head hurts!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who the hell do you think you are. I will seriously knock you teeth clear down you fucking mouth. dont ever talk shit about my son. that is a promise not a threat. Karma is a bitch you will get it back . I think the world would be good if you would kill youself you supid fuck. I am sorry that you live a average life with basically nothing. you should kill yourself before i get someone to do it
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Your e-thuggery disgusts me. As for your son, your make a good example for Pro-Choice. Anything that shares your genes needs to be mercy killed immediately. As for karma, I'd be more worried about Natural Selection because someone as retarded as you can't survive too long. Take DesolateMansex for example, I think Darwin's law finally caught up to him.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hear there are alot of millionaire marine biologists who work as receptionists.
No wait, I don't.
It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then had the whole ugly forest fall on top of you.
If you have a kid, I feel bad for the little guy, being born to a deformed b-more crack whore and all. I'm sure if you did a lil murder suicide everyone would understand/party their asses off.
PS -2DIE
who the hell do you think you are. I will seriously knock you teeth clear down you fucking mouth. dont ever talk shit about my son. that is a promise not a threat. Karma is a bitch you will get it back . I think the world would be good if you would kill youself you supid fuck. I am sorry that you live a average life with basically nothing. you should kill yourself before i get someone to do it
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You have GOT to be desolate's alter. Only he can spit empty internet threats in such a worthless manner. I refuse to believe there are 2 people out there capable of such bullshit.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hear there are alot of millionaire marine biologists who work as receptionists.
No wait, I don't.
It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then had the whole ugly forest fall on top of you.
If you have a kid, I feel bad for the little guy, being born to a deformed b-more crack whore and all. I'm sure if you did a lil murder suicide everyone would understand/party their asses off.
PS -2DIE
who the hell do you think you are. I will seriously knock you teeth clear down you fucking mouth. dont ever talk shit about my son. that is a promise not a threat. Karma is a bitch you will get it back . I think the world would be good if you would kill youself you supid fuck. I am sorry that you live a average life with basically nothing. you should kill yourself before i get someone to do it
Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:14:48 EDT (#)
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LOL, I just happened to see that post earlier while I was cruising uber at college.... Then I just happened to see this post when I signed on at home =P
Total luck xD
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Read this - <a href="http://www.ubersite.com/m/100091">http://www.ubersite.com/m/100091</a> - Sounds like the dude you're talking about is on here
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THIS GUY SHOULD BE A FUCKING DETECTIVE!
Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pah... Didn't know this site did auto hyperlinks for you =P I suck. You're a pretty girl by the way =)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Enemies?
Since when?
Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Read this - <a href="http://www.ubersite.com/m/100091">http://www.ubersite.com/m/100091</a> - Sounds like the dude you're talking about is on here
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is it possible to catch herpes over the internet....I just want to make sure before I look at any more of this. Hoofah, being "rich" and "happy" doesn't make you any less ugly...skanky...etc. etc....
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe you should really step back and look at your life you piece of shit. My life is perfect everything i want and need. on the other hand i doubt that about you. if it makes you feel better about yourself to talk shit, thats fine...... you are a fucking child! grow the fuck up and do something usefull with you life.
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If your life is that fucking perfect, then why in the hell are you hanging about uber?
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Excellent point. Answer that for yourself, you queen loving fairy.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hear there are alot of millionaire marine biologists who work as receptionists.
No wait, I don't.
It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then had the whole ugly forest fall on top of you.
If you have a kid, I feel bad for the little guy, being born to a deformed b-more crack whore and all. I'm sure if you did a lil murder suicide everyone would understand/party their asses off.
PS -2DIE
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Liar.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you love gargling cum?
I bet you do. I bet you are on at least 3 porn sites where 7 black dudes violate you nine ways to Sunday.
Whore.
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Thank you, FP! I knew I recognized that face from somewhere! I'm just used to seeing your face covered in jizz and you trying to wrap your lips around another throbbing black cock. Now, did your agent set you up for that, or did you just do it yourself?
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*wishing for the existence of a lower rating*
Wait, did you type ---> I mean i just wanted to punch him right in the face and be like they are fucking fake and will not talk back.
Ummm, if they are fake, wouldn't that be indicative of you WANTING people to look at them? Otherwise why bother?
I'd say this was a complete waste of my time, but the comments made it a tad less painful.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy, get of my hate man.
C'mon, you got enough enemies for yourself already.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good comeback.
HAHAHAHAAH! "Go slit your wrists!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH...priceless!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Based on your "writing" skills, or lackthereof, I can't see you graduating from high school.
Is your "agent" around to proof read anything that you write before you send it out?
PS. Post a picture of your box
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nah thats ok.... wrong fucking answer you dirty asshole. I am sure you would be on one of those. Hey i have a idea slit you fucking wrists
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you love gargling cum?
I bet you do. I bet you are on at least 3 porn sites where 7 black dudes violate you nine ways to Sunday.
Whore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you love ass-to-mouth?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe you should really step back and look at your life you piece of shit. My life is perfect everything i want and need. on the other hand i doubt that about you. if it makes you feel better about yourself to talk shit, thats fine...... you are a fucking child! grow the fuck up and do something usefull with you life.
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If your life is that fucking perfect, then why in the hell are you hanging about uber?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lets see what else i love
my husband, my son, my life, my car, my family, my friends, oh and fusterating people like you
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Do you love anal?
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lets see what else i love
my husband, my son, my life, my car, my family, my friends, oh and fusterating people like you
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont think that i will leave just because that is what you want....
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet that's not all you love, you worthless cum dumpster.
If you were on fire, I would piss on you to put it out.
Just to piss on you.
Nothing you can ever say here can hurt me. I don't have intraweb feelings like you do.
PS - When are you leaving again?
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
one question why does you stupid ass keep feeding into me. I love it.. you make me laugh
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/KGB666/MN%20Posts/attention_whore_big.jpg
http://photos6.flickr.com/5403824_73584fc259.jpg
http://www.angryorcs.com/images/attention_whore4.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/dunricin/card02.gif
http://www.byronsolomon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/shut_the_fuck_up_cunt.jpg
http://jenjen.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/shut_up_1.gif
http://pics.dsm.org/albums/album10/Shut_up_sign.sized.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~peckt/images/NiceCupOfShutUp.jpg
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ha thats funny from what i know growing up in orange county is great in my eyes.... i do live the barbie dream and always have
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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http://www.borked.us/attention_whore3.jpg
http://www.borked.us/attention_whore3.jpg
http://www.borked.us/attention_whore3.jpg
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http://www.borked.us/attention_whore3.jpg
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Ooooh, la-dee-da! Look at me! I live in million dollar condo! I have a husband and an agent! I can't spell or use grammar for shit, but I am getting edumacated! I'm tired of people looking at my boobs, so here is a pic of my boobs! I don't like you people, but I won't leave!"
If you aren't an alter, then you are just some trailer trash that never gave up on the Barbie Dream.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you should get a better life you dick. what is there to tell nothing i have said had been a lie...... i just live the good life
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See, I know you are an alter.
Nobody is this bad at telling lies.
Jesus Christ. Just fess up to who you are. Or at least do another post so we have somehting new to talk about.
By the way, you picked a bad pic for this. Shoulda got a better face.
Hugs and Kisses.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats ok my standards are too high for that oops sorry..........
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i can do more than one thing at one given time...... you fucking cock sucking little bitch
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHUT UP!SHUT UP!SHUT UP!SHUT UP!SHUT UP!SHUT UP!
When are you going to go do these better things?!?
Fucking hell, you worthless shit!
JUST. LEAVE.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no i dont think that i will.... sorry wrong answer....
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
U would like to know how you think i am a whore....
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've stated NUMEROUS times you had better things to do. So go do them.
Leave. Seriously, go about your giant mansion, fucking the latin pool guy while your husband is at work.
Go.
Christ.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you should really step back and look at your life you piece of shit. My life is perfect everything i want and need. on the other hand i doubt that about you. if it makes you feel better about yourself to talk shit, thats fine...... you are a fucking child! grow the fuck up and do something usefull with you life.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's been a while, so - fuck you you worthless whore.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2007 BMW 7 series 750i
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The +2 was so you don't feel so bad at the shitty alter attempt.
As for the rest of you, did you not read Zimm0r's latest post?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
inner harbor.... and a bmw while i drive a 2007 volvo s40
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A BMW huh? What model? Probably a 528e, right? Those are the classy ones.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-03-28 04:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like people looking at my boobs! Enclosed is...a picture of my boobs. But don't look at my boobs!
I'm so confused.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-28 03:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must be an alter. If not, you're still a stupid fucking cunt.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-03-28 03:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i bet they sag like a brace of dead blobfish
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-03-28 03:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-03-28 02:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dudes like looking at a big rack, get over it
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-28 02:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100101
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yer arms are hairier that Mr Rogers walking past Cabrini Green dressED as a Klansman making a nigger toddler carry his bucket of fried chicken and some grape Faygo and a box of 40's
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I kind of liked this post. But if it wasn't a joke, I'm very sorry to anyone who meets you.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
show us yer boobs!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Captain Obvious strikes again!
When are you going on tour, Shlongy?
I'm ALWAYS on tour, Shitheel.
I just finished up a set - sold out, as usual - at Monster Pizza in downtown Bluffton, before a SRO crowd of 14.
Try the stomboli.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh come on, George! Another one?!
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice. i suspect this is fat tony's trick.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey, I know you!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100075
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please don't feed the alters, people.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Captain Obvious strikes again!
When are you going on tour, Shlongy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't stop looking at your stomach.
So, when are the twins due?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I came back to this post because that mug makes my war dreams seem like rainbow puppy kisses and kitten whisker hugs.
What I mean is - DAYUMM, GURRL! YOUS ONE SKANKY, UGLY HO!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100091
Why do men look at your boobs when they talk to you? Because looking directly into your ugly fucking face makes them want to vomit.
You are trying to draw attention to your tits. Which are not that impressive. Want to see real tits? Look at my post above. Those are fucking tits bitch.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS IS GREAT!
PS, I LIE A LOT.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sure thing, you can always find me on http://www.meatspin.com
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WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE THINGS BOOKMARKED?!!??!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You look like an attention whore to me.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sorry did you say something?
I was just looking at your boobs; I hate it when we guys do that. I reckon some woman will write a post about hating men who do that kind of thing.
+1 cause I like boobies; which is why I'm growing my own.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-27 01:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"why do women have boobs?"
"So you got something to look at while you're talkin' to 'em"
"So you got something to look at while you're talkin' to 'em"
"So you got something to look at while you're talkin' to 'em"
"So you got something to look at while you're talkin' to 'em"
seriously this post is bullshit and the poster needs a slow painful death
Submitted by ritzcrackerjax (user info) at 2007-03-26 23:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow you stupid ass fucking cunt. I hate girls like you. "I hate when guys look at my boobs!!" Hell when girls wear nothing covering them, even I have to stare. It's like "Wow her boobs are ALMOST falling out, that's really gross" (if you're a girl anyway) Have some fucking respect for yourself.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-26 23:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hooray for more alters! man, you guys just get more and more creative with these.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tuck'm-in-your-belt titties with nipple-hairs make me flacid.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cover up your face.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
guys like boobs...if you have them sticking out or otherwise presented nicely, of course we'll look. isn't that what you are trying to do by wearing shirts like that?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
littlegirllost (Sarah) was my alter. No shit. But that account somehow lost verification and I haven't bothered to redo it.
That was a decent alter and I'm surprised I didn't get caught.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh boy, another lame attempt at an alter. Why do you people bother? You do such a shitty job of it. If your name is Method, create an alter and mess with people's minds with some entertaining shenanigans. If your name isn't Method, odds are you have no clue how to make a convincing alter, and all you accomplish is filling the front page with more crap.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I don't do butt stuff" ~ Noonie
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sure thing, you can always find me on http://www.meatspin.com
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1) Why did I click that link?
2)
3) Why can't I stop vomiting?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sure thing, you can always find me on http://www.meatspin.com
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If the posts rating goes under a -1 after like 8 or 9 ratings, it gets kicked off the front page.
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zak, do you have a speed dial I can get? You and pff always seem to know everything. Which is to say I love you in a manly, heterosexual way.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If the posts rating goes under a -1 after like 8 or 9 ratings, it gets kicked off the front page.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can someone please tell me how posts get bumped off the front page? I missed something in my absence.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not exactly sure what you expected when you posted this. In a weird sense, I empathize. I am rather well-endowed and hate every minute of it, but on the flip side, I could give a rat's ass whether they are looked at or not. I just don't post pictures of it on the net.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stay on the front page please
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Jesus ! What a slaughterhouse !
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You stupid whore, you wear a shirt like that and complain when people look at your tits. You and your kind are what's wrong with America. Vapid cunt.
P.S. I love you FP.
P.P.S. I love Fartsmeller's rewrite.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Simon, you're not very good at making subtle alters.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who in the hell do you think that you are. I have no idea what the hell died up your ass. I know that i am better than you and dont tell me what to do. there was no need for you to get rude.... none at all so kiss my fucking ass and stick it up your ass....
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That doesn't even make sense, you retarded cumguzzler!
FUCK. OFF.
The only person that could ever be better than me are TWO of me. But then, one would be evil and one good. The evil one would kill the good one, again proving that nobody is better than me!
I win by reason!
FOOLPROOF! FOOLPROOF! FOOLPROOF!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I say vapid cunt?
Or is that already reserved for someone else?
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
>>>
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's break this down, shall we?
A) You post, poorly I might add, about people staring at your boobs.
B) Then you post a picture, with a horrid face, of said boobs.
C) Then when you don't get the love you think you so richly deserve (why else would you post a picture if you didn't want us to drool all over you), you get all pissy and say that you don't care what we think. Although, if you didn't care you wouldn't have done any of this.
D) You hurl insults and come-backs, with atrocious grammar and spelling, yet try to convince us you went to college.
E) Fail safe out for looking like a retarded whore: "I live in a luxuary condo with my rich husband".
F) We all call bullshit.
>>>
This is taken straight from the "6 Steps To Being Another Crappy, Boring Alter" handbook. Chapter 2 - "How to get off pretending you're a female trying to get everyone else off."
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Might as well:
K SO FIRST OF AL THES SI MAH FIRST POST..!1!1111!!11!1!111!111!!11!!!! WTF LOL ANY WAY I JUST ENCOUNTER3D TEH GROSEST THNG ON TEH FAEC OF THES EARTH!1!1! SO IM A REC3PTIONIST FO A COMPANY IN BALTIMORA (ITS IN TEH GH3TO) AND AS IM SITNG AT MAH DASK READNG AN 3MALE SOMA OLD GROS STINKY GUY COM3S UP AND ASKS ME IF I HAEV A CIGAETTE TAHT HA CAN HAEV!!!!!!11 WTF LOL K SO MAH FIRST PROBLEM WIT THES SI TAHT I SUPORT MAH HABIT NOT ANYONA ELSES!111! WTF K SO THEN I SAY NO AND WHER3 TEH FUK DO HIS EY3S GO..YAAP!111111!!!!!11!1!111!1 RIGHT ON MAH BOBS!!!!1! WTF LOL B/C IM AT WORK AND HAEV 2 B PROFASIONAL I SADE NOTHNG I JUST L3T HIM WOK AWAY!1!!11 I MAAN I JUST WANTED 2 PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN DA FAEC AND B LIEK TH3Y R FUKNG FAEK AND WIL NOT TOK BAK!1!111 OMG
OK SO THES SI JUST SOMETHNG TAHT I JUST RILLY DONT GET!1!11 LOL I CAN SE IF U R TRYNG 2 G3T IN MAH PANTS OR SOMATHNG BUT IT SI BYOND ME AHH I DONT GET IT!!!!11 LOL Y TEH FUK R GUYS EYES STUK ON MAH CHEST WHAN THEY R TOKNG 2 MA!11!1111! OMG WTF LOL
HELP
SO BLOW I ATATCHED A PICTURE OF WAL MAH BOBS
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This isn't even shenannigans anymore
This is bullshit fucking gay ass hitwhore alter traveshamockery.
Eat a dick.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who in the hell do you think that you are. I have no idea what the hell died up your ass. I know that i am better than you and dont tell me what to do. there was no need for you to get rude.... none at all so kiss my fucking ass and stick it up your ass....
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:27:49 EDT (#)
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Don't answer that, you whore!
Just shut yer man pleaser and get out.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:26:20 EDT (#)
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You tell them Bret, I mean Starr. They need to be more ocnsidiger of fghaoyou rfeullings, right;aktj?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:26:06 EDT (#)
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hey what's your husband's name?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:26:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:21:30 EDT (#)
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it was all true bitches thats all i can say and i am not getting pissy nor did i throw up the i have a rich huband card. but i am far from trailer trash~ i have nothing more to say i am sorry that you all are really bitter people.
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You keep saying that yet you keep opening your cock hole.
JUST FUCKING LEAVE!
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:21:30 EDT (#)
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it was all true bitches thats all i can say and i am not getting pissy nor did i throw up the i have a rich huband card. but i am far from trailer trash~ i have nothing more to say i am sorry that you all are really bitter people.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:21:22 EDT (#)
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:18:51 EDT (#)
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Let's break this down, shall we?
A) You post, poorly I might add, about people staring at your boobs.
B) Then you post a picture, with a horrid face, of said boobs.
C) Then when you don't get the love you think you so richly deserve (why else would you post a picture if you didn't want us to drool all over you), you get all pissy and say that you don't care what we think. Although, if you didn't care you wouldn't have done any of this.
D) You hurl insults and come-backs, with atrocious grammar and spelling, yet try to convince us you went to college.
E) Fail safe out for looking like a retarded whore: "I live in a luxuary condo with my rich husband".
F) We all call bullshit.
The only ways that you can recover are:
1) Leave and never come back. Ever.
2) Fess up to your lies.
3) Fuck off.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:13:28 EDT (#)
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marine biology isn't a major at UMD
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:10:55 EDT (#)
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I just don't know why guys are so mean, like all the mongers on this site. Why you posted a picture of your boobs that you don't want anyone to look at is beyond me. If it's any consolation, I tried not to look and went so far as to put a post-it over the area.
Shut up, BRET!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your*
fuck...
the stupid rubbed off on me. i'm leaving.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:10:24 EDT (#)
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Oh yea, well I not only got accepted to UMD (the real one at College Park) but I graduated. Seeing how you're a receptionist, we can assume that the whole marine biologist thing didn't pan out for you. (well that and the fact that you can't form a basic sentence or spell)
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:09:49 EDT (#)
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mmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmm lookin good sweetheart looking like school in summertime
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:09:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:07:04 EDT (#)
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Well lets see. I am extremely intelligent. I got accepted into the university of Maryland right after high school with a major in marine biology.
But i am done better thing to do with my time then argue with childish people
Example:
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:00:33 EDT (#)
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he owns his own his own business
INTELLIGENCE ABOUNDS!
Better things to do?
Then go do them and don't come back, cumdumpster!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:09:13 EDT (#)
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was there an entrance exam? was it an oral quiz or was it like the SATs where if you sign your name you get 200 points.
if so, did you spell your name right?
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:08:34 EDT (#)
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i wasnt married in this picture
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:07:48 EDT (#)
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nowhere around baltimore is luxury living.
baltimore itself is ghetto and you really really are white trash. we're just helping you realize you're lack of potential.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:07:04 EDT (#)
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Well lets see. I am extremely intelligent. I got accepted into the university of Maryland right after high school with a major in marine biology.
But i am done better thing to do with my time then argue with childish people
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:05:33 EDT (#)
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If your married, why don't you have an engagement ring or wedding band on?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:03:21 EDT (#)
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Hmmm....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:02:59 EDT (#)
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i seriously wonder how the illiterate navigate the internet. there should be standards for search engines. none of this "did you mean" crap to help out the stupid. christ there's no way in hell you could've made it here on your own if it wasn't for google's need to round up your iq with search hints.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:02:53 EDT (#)
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inner harbor.... and a bmw while i drive a 2007 volvo s40
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:01:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:55:28 EDT (#)
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work is in the ghetto home no i reside in a luxuary condo with my husband. THANX
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Glen Burnie, Whitemarsh, Dundalk, Tawneytown, Brooklyn or whatever surrounding locale you live in certainly isn't luxury living.
Does your husband have a mullet and drive a bitchin cool IROC-Z?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:00:57 EDT (#)
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I bet "you" wax "your" arm hair.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:00:33 EDT (#)
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he owns his own his own business
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:58:18 EDT (#)
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looks more like a mail order russian bride, if you ask me, but no one did = (
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:57:03 EDT (#)
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tell me he's a rocket scientist because i'd really like to believe there's a decent paycheck going towards your "luxuary" condo and it sure as hell can't be coming from your end.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:56:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:55:28 EDT (#)
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work is in the ghetto home no i reside in a luxuary condo with my husband. THANX
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You can't even spell, you illiterate whore.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:56:17 EDT (#)
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Baltimore sucks.
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:55:28 EDT (#)
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work is in the ghetto home no i reside in a luxuary condo with my husband. THANX
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:55:22 EDT (#)
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CUZ WHITE TRASH HAS NEVER COME FROM CALIFORNIA!!!
everywhere's gotta trailer park honey.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:54:26 EDT (#)
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right. not surprised it's in the ghetto looking at your pic...
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:53:53 EDT (#)
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not white trash i am from san diego, CA...............
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:53:37 EDT (#)
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Says the guy that scientists took blood from to create Viagra...
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:52:47 EDT (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:51:25 EDT (#)
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Foolproof, I can't believe that you would accuse me of such a thing. I'm a sweet guy, innocent, someone who cares about compassion and to show all you the errs of your ways. There is more to life than boobs and getting in pants, FP.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PLZ CROP THE UGLY FACE OUTTA THAT PICTURE.
PS. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME SKANKY NORTH AVENUE TRASH. I BET YOU LIKE TO HANG OUT AT PATTERSON PARK W/ ALL THE OTHER WHITE TRASH.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:47:05 EDT (#)
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Nice boobs shame about the boat race
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:46:53 EDT (#)
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Sico trying to get in her pants already?
Give it a rest, you walking erection.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:44:19 EDT (#)
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How inconsiderate of him. You should have punched him anyway. I used to live in Baltimore :) Men are such trash.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:42:01 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:41:25 EDT (#)
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This is the same guy that's been posting the Nike sales today.
Or, it's Method.
Either way, it fucking stinks.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Admission accomplished.
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:40:16 EDT (#)
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Yeap. Pimpin' aint easy.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:38:39 EDT (#)
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"OK so first of all this is my first post..."
Stopped reading there.
Oh, and bullshit on that pic.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why the fuck are guys eyes stuck on my chest when they are talking to me.
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it's because your face is too ugly to look at.
MYSTERY SOL-VED, CHIEF INSPECTOR DREYFUS!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow what a pig, you should have slapped him.
Now that we've gotten to know each other, can I see your fuckin tits?