Tits (563 hits)
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Submitted by chipolatte (View user info) at 2007-03-26 13:51:37 EDT
You know all those internet ads to find your old schoolmates? Graduation.com or something like that? Firstly, if I wanted to find them, I could, that's what myspace and facebook are for. Furthermore, most of the people I went to school with throughout middle school or high school were losers...especially you D and P. Actually, the only reason I mention those ads is because I just saw one where all the kids were "drawn" on with red ink, like moustaches or something (i.e. a yearbook). Over a girl and a guy were the words BJ+AM surrounded in a heart.
Sure, I love morning blowjobs, who doesn't? But I'm not sure if this was the intent of the advertisement. How stupid can people be? Why those initials out of ANYTHING they could have picked? Did they MEAN to convey early-day fellatio, and to associate it with graduation.com? Is that what the point of the site is? Maybe I better check it again.
Rock out with your cock out is what Jesus always said.
Allergies? Allergies anyone? I don't get it, what is the cosmic, universal point of allergies? I'm talking seasonal allergies, not like bee-sting allergies...that can be argued to be somewhat evolutional...those who die after a beesting or exposure to peanut butter are simply not mean to live. Nature does not approve of your survival. I don't think its a coincidence that most of the people I've ever met or seen or whatever who have such allergies don't seem fit to reproduce anyway.
But seasonal allergies? they don't seem to have a point. They don't kill you, they just irritate you. They make your eyes sting and water, nose run, sneeze incessantly, etc...but there's no point to them. They don't kill you off for weakness, they don't make you significantly more vulnerable to predators, they don't do ANYTHING except annoy the piss outta you. What the fuck nature?
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Submitted by lnknptheory (user info) at 2007-04-03 01:05:19 EDT (#)
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yea...i still read these
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-28 05:00:16 EDT (#)
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heyzeus was black
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-28 04:11:40 EDT (#)
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jesus was a leftie
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-03-28 03:55:49 EDT (#)
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Simple.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100091
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-03-26 19:18:12 EDT (#)
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how can anybody negative anything associated with the word 'tits'?
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:54:21 EDT (#)
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Fail.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:55:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:03:13 EDT (#)
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This was like reading "Three's Company: The shitty episodes we threw in the garbage, not to be confused with the shitty episodes we actually produced and aired."
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:22:39 EDT (#)
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No respect.
No respect, I tell ya.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:20:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:42:38 EDT (#)
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Mark your calendars. March 26th is now Shitty n00b/alter Day.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:20:27 EDT (#)
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NEEDS MORE TITS.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:03:13 EDT (#)
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This was like reading "Sienfeld: The shitty episodes we threw in the garbage."
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:02:58 EDT (#)
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Apparently 3/26 IS "Take Your Stupid to Über" day.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:54:27 EDT (#)
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no one cares
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(I give up)
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:52:40 EDT (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:52:11 EDT (#)
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