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Submitted by <FP 2.0> (View user info) at 2007-03-26 14:13:16 EDT


http://www.thoseshirts.com/tshirts.html

TO ALL NON_AMERICANS:

I am truly sorry that there are people from the country I reside that will wear these clothes. Usually they can also be spotted with a Pabst Blue Ribbon can and rebel flags hanging off their trailer porches. If you visit America, try to stay in the North East. They exist there too, but are far less numerous.

i am so embarrased to be American.JPG (607 kB)

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Submitted by DarkLord (user info) at 2007-03-30 09:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LMFAO.... some of them are really ass kickers :D

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love each and every one of you. Come on guys, group hug.

HUG IT OUT! HUG THAT FUCKING SHIT OUT RIGHT NOW!

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Any creature who would proudly display a shirt like that on its body has no place in the 21st century...


Darwin weeps...



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 15:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-03-29 00:35:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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By saying that "ignorance can only be cured with education", you are implying that your opinion is the "education" with which you are enlightening the "ignorant" person who disagrees with you or doesn't like you. That, in and of itself is inflammatory. You must know this. And you do start, or at least revive, arguments with people. For instance, I've seen you poke at Caulaincourt to get him going when he was in non-argument mode.

I don't know who you are, and I don't care. I try to stay neutral toward the people here. But you really should acknowledge your troll-like behavior, and own it.

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Interesting.

Why do you feel that my statement "ignorance can only be cured with education" implies that my opinion is the education?

That seems like a pretty significant leap in logic - and one that is all too familiar around here. If you examine that statement for what it is - it doesn't need anyone's 'opinion' to be valid.

A quick trip over to dictionary.com tells us that "ignorance", by definition, is "the state or fact of being ignorant; lack of knowledge, learning, information, etc.". So when I say that "ignorance can only be cured with education" I mean just that.

Now, while I do consider myself fairly well educated - both scholastically and through my various life experiences - in no way do I feel like I am enlightening most of the people who frequent this site with my opinions - I am simply taking the opportunity to express them, and give equal opportunity for divergent opinions to be defended under scrutiny - just the same as I usually find myself defending my own. Of course, I tend to think that some people are wrong - and that has been proven to be the case many times over. Occasionally, (inevitably) even though I happened to be convinced of my 'rightness' on a particular subject it does indeed turn out that I am wrong.

This doesn't happen very often - but when it does I embrace it.

Unfortunately - most of the people who find my particular opinions "inflammatory" have no fucking clue what I believe - they tend to assume that because I lean "left" or have a very liberal attitude on certain things that I am a "commie" or some sort of activist and strive to completely marginalize anything I have to say. I happen to speak in very general terms about our pattern of "willful ignorance" as a society - but this doesn't mean that I think I am smarter than everybody - although the simple fact is I AM smarter than most people. So the questions remains: Is that declaration of intelligence inflammatory or just a fair assessment free of humility?

Now, do I think other people on this site are smarter than me? Yup. Lots. This is why I enjoy hanging out here so much.

As far as trolling? I certainly don't think I fit into that category. I distribute FAR more positive energy around this site than negative. I encourage new users and have a great appreciation for effort and attitude. I will stubbornly defend my opinion and if engaged in a good solid e-scrap - I will generally strive to get the last word in and while that is certainly a failing of mine...it's one that I'm fully ok with.

Oh, and I tend to be rather verbose - but sometimes it takes a while to explain myself - and I love the sound of my voice (look of my text.)


Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-03-29 11:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like the weather forecast. The rest aren't even funny.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-03-29 00:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I respectfully disagree with being the one labeled as "inflammatory". Most of my time is spent either defending my opinion or attempting to explain it to people like Caul who don't even bother to fully read it in the first place. I give as good (or better) as I get - but I am not usually the one starting the fights.

I can see how following along might cause ANY reader to become bored... but I'm stubborn and my feeling is that ignorance can only be cured with education, and as retarded as it is some days - I don't give up very easily.

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By saying that "ignorance can only be cured with education", you are implying that your opinion is the "education" with which you are enlightening the "ignorant" person who disagrees with you or doesn't like you. That, in and of itself is inflammatory. You must know this. And you do start, or at least revive, arguments with people. For instance, I've seen you poke at Caulaincourt to get him going when he was in non-argument mode.

I don't know who you are, and I don't care. I try to stay neutral toward the people here. But you really should acknowledge your troll-like behavior, and own it.


Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-03-29 00:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I once read somewhere that Ann Coulter isn't a real person. Well, she is, but her "views" are all made up. Designed to provoke, attract attention and sell books. It's sad that the media won't stop paying attention to her. It's probaly because she's mildly bangable.

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I wouldn't be surprised, but Jesus, if they just needed a random woman to be a meat puppet for the Right, couldn't they hire someone who wasn't so butt-ugly?? There are so many hot actresses who'd kill for a gig like that. What's Rachel Leigh Cook been up to lately? I'd become a fascist Neanderthal for her.

Submitted by SmirkDog (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a few of these.


Fucking commie.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hah some of these were actually kind of funny.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-27 08:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd like to thank Caul and the gang for getting this turd to #2 most heated.

Locksly's back?

Guess that means mrnoisy and shinebox will post again as well.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-03-27 06:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe I'm handing out multiple plus 2's to FoolProof.

Getting killed has truly improved your uber skills

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-26 23:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

rob_berg and Fartsmeller should make out.


Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll take 5 of each.
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If you'd really wear those, I'm not marrying you, ampersand.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-26 22:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-03-26 20:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-26 20:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-03-26 20:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't feel bad. As long as your not one of them, then you can't be blamed. Well you can be but at least you'll know it's not you.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-26 20:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-27 04:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

americans don't need to apologize for their stupid people, they need to stop validating their existence by exposing them in order to create 'news'.
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^
Most sensible comment I've read on this site.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 12:51:33 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...

I can see how following along might cause ANY reader to become bored... but I'm stubborn and my feeling is that ignorance can only be cured with education,
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heh - you're the poster-boy for home-schooling.

Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I cringed at the writing on some of these t-shirts.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
--
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the number of homicide by guns in the US is a good argument for gun control don't you think? while in your case it may have protected you, the statistics speak against you. the number of times a gun actually saves the day is greatly outnumbered by the times it's used to do something incredibly stupid.
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I think you'll find that the 'incredibly stupid' things done with guns are normally performed by people who are using the gun in an illegal manner. In the commission of a crime, or shooting in an unsafe place, or something in that vein. I, as a responsible and law-abiding gun owner, do not use my guns in such an irresponsible manner.

I do not argue that everyone should have a nuclear weapon. But by your argument, cars should be banned because every day hundreds of people are killed and injured by them. More, if you check the numbers, than by guns. Turns out you can buy a car without even a background check.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OK, fair enough. What do your t-shirts say?
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Nothing. I do have a Ralphie "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" one though.

OMG GUN CONTROL WTF!!!
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Funny thing is, Ralphie did shoot himself in the eye and he wasn't wearing any of these t-shirts. I guess it's not t-shirts after all but ignorance, inexperience, and lack of proper training that leads to mishaps with the gun. Or the vote.

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why the fuck do the conservatives always think they are so brave?
they are no where near iraq, and the reason they hate civil liberties, is because they fear being blown up by terrorist..
so how is that brave?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I agree Rob. The only way to cure your ignorance is for you to get some education. So quit hanging out on this website 24/7, and get on it.
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what's up alter?

(he still thinks we are the same)

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



:)
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A man that seals the deal with an emoticon can not be all bad. Anyway, truce, etc. We shall continue forth from this moment as lovers. Or at least mutual +2'ers.

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>joy!<

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>gay!<

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OK, fair enough. What do your t-shirts say?
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Nothing. I do have a Ralphie "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" one though.

OMG GUN CONTROL WTF!!!

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"I can see how following along might cause ANY reader to become bored... but I'm stubborn and my feeling is that ignorance can only be cured with education, and as retarded as it is some days - I don't give up very easily"

I agree Rob. The only way to cure your ignorance is for you to get some education. So quit hanging out on this website 24/7, and get on it.

Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Crap I missed the link at the top


Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Probably from www.cafepress.com

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I guarantee you that less people are sick of "Shlongy's Schtick" than of Caul and Rob Berg's twice weekly buttfucking argument.

And really, what's of utmost importance is that I'm not sick of my schtick.

And I'm not.

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Agreed.

I am less sick of Shlongy's shtick than of Caul's weeking buttfucking arguments.




I feel dirty talking about Shlongy's shtick. I'm gunna go wash up now.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I guarantee you that less people are sick of "Shlongy's Schtick" than of Caul and Rob Berg's twice weekly buttfucking argument.

And really, what's of utmost importance is that I'm not sick of my schtick.

And I'm not.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What exactly is wrong with legally owning the means to effectively protect yourself from crime, invasion and illegal subjugation by the government? I have used my gun to protect myself and my (then) girlfriend from a crime. Why was that wrong? Because you say so? Or do you offer some rational argument for disarming the populace?
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the number of homicide by guns in the US is a good argument for gun control don't you think? while in your case it may have protected you, the statistics speak against you. the number of times a gun actually saves the day is greatly outnumbered by the times it's used to do something incredibly stupid.

you'll say "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE! PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE!" exactly more reason to remove guns from their hands. with that logic, why not sell nuclear weapons to everyone?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OK, fair enough. What do your t-shirts say?

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I own a gun and use one in my everyday job.

I didn't say disarm anybody.

I just think that if you wear one of these shirts, you aren't mentally stable enough to be allowed to own a gun.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What exactly is wrong with legally owning the means to effectively protect yourself from crime, invasion and illegal subjugation by the government? I have used my gun to protect myself and my (then) girlfriend from a crime. Why was that wrong? Because you say so? Or do you offer some rational argument for disarming the populace?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



:)
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A man that seals the deal with an emoticon can not be all bad. Anyway, truce, etc. We shall continue forth from this moment as lovers. Or at least mutual +2'ers.

---

>joy!<


Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



:)
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A man that seals the deal with an emoticon can not be all bad. Anyway, truce, etc. We shall continue forth from this moment as lovers. Or at least mutual +2'ers.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i was right, same old boring shit.

"i want meaningful discourse, even though i don't actually say anything. but people makes conjectures negative about me and ignore my points, even if i don't ever make any. we must cure the world from ignorance, even if i don't know shit and never put forward an argument except calling others ignorant and negative." ... padded with a lot of words that don't say anything.

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And right there?

Perfectly explains our entire issue. Good try though, pp.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Rob, take into account that I don't dislike you, I don't even know who you really are. I just find that the persona you put forth is sort of rash. You seem like an intellegent guy; you occasionally engage in thoughtful conversation, but I think that you try too hard to put forth that "I don't give a shit about what you think" attitude, and on this site, most of the regular readers do give a shit and do want to have an atmosphere of-corny as it sounds-respect and humor. I apologize for being rude, it's not necessary and unfair when you didn't specifically provoke me.

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Cool.

Fair enough - I guess the thing is that I really DO care what people think - I just don't really care if certain people think that I am an asshole for things like WANTING to have thoughtful conversations. Caul finds entertainment in trolling, I get a kick out of reacting to his inane bullshit. It's a tad masochistic, but its all in good fun... but I guess I am on the same page as you - I would much rather see respect and humor as opposed to the mindless flaming and trolling.

I appreciate you taking the time to chat about this.

I'm also glad you don't dislike me.

:)


Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thus why I hate Ann Coulter. I hope she gets a good raping.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i was right, same old boring shit.

"i want meaningful discourse, even though i don't actually say anything. but people makes conjectures negative about me and ignore my points, even if i don't ever make any. we must cure the world from ignorance, even if i don't know shit and never put forward an argument except calling others ignorant and negative." ... padded with a lot of words that don't say anything.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

why don't you try reading it instead of just commenting on it you lazy shit-stirring poopy-panting jackass.
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because there is a 99.9999% chance it's same boring shit. but i'll give it a try.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Shlongy, stop being so angry. You're hard to like and you know it (I know you are too cool to care about such things). And, while it is true that your turds garner more hits than most posts on this site, that doesn't mean that folks aren't tiring of the schtick.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

large verbatim reply below

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hehe... um "verbatim" is the wrong word to use - and why don't you try reading it instead of just commenting on it you lazy shit-stirring poopy-panting jackass.


Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Rob, take into account that I don't dislike you, I don't even know who you really are. I just find that the persona you put forth is sort of rash. You seem like an intellegent guy; you occasionally engage in thoughtful conversation, but I think that you try too hard to put forth that "I don't give a shit about what you think" attitude, and on this site, most of the regular readers do give a shit and do want to have an atmosphere of-corny as it sounds-respect and humor. I apologize for being rude, it's not necessary and unfair when you didn't specifically provoke me.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:36:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, fine, I will TOTALLY give you 'dickweed'.

But 'queerbait'?


That shit stings.
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I may have been a bit hasty with "queerbait." In any event, you might understand why people dislike you. Constantly behaving in an inflammatory way eventually gets boring, as a rule. We've already got one resident shmuck: Shlongy, and he's fading fast. You on the other hand, are just boring.




"Already fading fast"???

Are you shitting me?

I could fart on Uber and get 4000 hits. And I still get 1.87 "Tribute" posts per week.

Cockgobbler.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what a great come back, rob.

but in any arguments you found yourself in, people have thrown facts and questions at you and you never manage to actually retort properly or answer except with your pre-fabricated automated replies "NEGATIVE CONJECTURIZING WILLFULLY IGNORANT"

you're such a joke.

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AND what about you?

in any of the arguments that you start, you disregard facts and ignore questions asked of you and continue to remain completely clueless as to what my general opinion is. Your pre-fabricated automated replies encourage me to use words like "negative, conjecture, willfully ignorant" because they all describe what you employ when replying and how you act in general.

you're such a joke.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

large verbatim reply below

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:51:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:36:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, fine, I will TOTALLY give you 'dickweed'.

But 'queerbait'?


That shit stings.
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I may have been a bit hasty with "queerbait." In any event, you might understand why people dislike you. Constantly behaving in an inflammatory way eventually gets boring, as a rule. We've already got one resident shmuck: Shlongy, and he's fading fast. You on the other hand, are just boring.

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I have no real issue with people disliking me.

I would much rather people liked me - I think I give off enough good energy around here and in life to promote such an outcome - but I also know that due to my particular disposition, my strong opinions and my penchant for blathering on and on - I will invariably offend some people around here. I do my best when presented with various comments from the offended parties to explain my self, and engage them in conversation that I truly hope will bring about some meaningful discourse. Typically it is just another opportunity for them to regurgitate some boring conjecture about me and completely miss any point I was trying to make.

I respectfully disagree with being the one labeled as "inflammatory". Most of my time is spent either defending my opinion or attempting to explain it to people like Caul who don't even bother to fully read it in the first place. I give as good (or better) as I get - but I am not usually the one starting the fights.

I can see how following along might cause ANY reader to become bored... but I'm stubborn and my feeling is that ignorance can only be cured with education, and as retarded as it is some days - I don't give up very easily.

I think you are funny - I didn't realize that you found me so offensive, I'm sorry that is the case.


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:50:20 EDT (#)
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These t-shirts embarrass us all.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:49:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:42:05 EDT (#)
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I once read somewhere that Ann Coulter isn't a real person. Well, she is, but her "views" are all made up. Designed to provoke, attract attention and sell books.
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well that is rather obvious. heard the same thing on Michael Savage. it's working with Bill O'Reilly rather well too, even though he admits his loud personality is all an act.

trash radio or trash TV generates a lot of money.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:42:05 EDT (#)
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I once read somewhere that Ann Coulter isn't a real person. Well, she is, but her "views" are all made up. Designed to provoke, attract attention and sell books. It's sad that the media won't stop paying attention to her. It's probaly because she's mildly bangable.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:36:57 EDT (#)
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what a great come back, rob.

but in any arguments you found yourself in, people have thrown facts and questions at you and you never manage to actually retort properly or answer except with your pre-fabricated automated replies "NEGATIVE CONJECTURIZING WILLFULLY IGNORANT"

you're such a joke.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:36:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:22:46 EDT (#)
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OK, fine, I will TOTALLY give you 'dickweed'.

But 'queerbait'?


That shit stings.
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I may have been a bit hasty with "queerbait." In any event, you might understand why people dislike you. Constantly behaving in an inflammatory way eventually gets boring, as a rule. We've already got one resident shmuck: Shlongy, and he's fading fast. You on the other hand, are just boring.


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:32:23 EDT (#)
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12. Clinton's back...this time with pants.

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lol!

Anyway, these people have become caricatures of themselves. I find it hard to believe that any American would wear this shirts like these. You might as well wear a sign reading "I am an automaton, I do not think for myself."

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:30:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:27:37 EDT (#)
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Loudmouth opinionated retards of ALL political spectrums enjoy far too much air time - but that is what people will pay attention to. We are all hugely distracted and have a very fleeting capacity to digest information that we happen to find boring"""

That's a very nice observation, rob. Problem is, you fit into that group. Every time you were asked SIMPLE questions OVER AND OVER on any issue, you deflected and made sure to repeat over and over that your counter-part ignorant or negative or poopy-pantish. I remember that you were rather quick to gobble up the shit from people like ETS.

You're an uninformed moron who is too lazy to read into details while being all emo about the state of the world.

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HAH

yup - I fit in that category - and so do you. Suck on that poopy-pants.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:27:37 EDT (#)
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Loudmouth opinionated retards of ALL political spectrums enjoy far too much air time - but that is what people will pay attention to. We are all hugely distracted and have a very fleeting capacity to digest information that we happen to find boring"""

That's a very nice observation, rob. Problem is, you fit into that group. Every time you were asked SIMPLE questions OVER AND OVER on any issue, you deflected and made sure to repeat over and over that your counter-part ignorant or negative or poopy-pantish. I remember that you were rather quick to gobble up the shit from people like ETS.

You're an uninformed moron who is too lazy to read into details while being all emo about the state of the world.

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:22:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:25:43 EDT (#)
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I'll take 5 of each.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:22:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:20:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:19:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:10:55 EDT (#)
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"Anyway, rob berg is a fucking queerbait who shall fade with the passing of time like the rest of the quasi-alter douchebags that come and go."

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>GASP!<

Dude, you are SO off the Christmas card list.
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Ahh shit. You weren't supposed to see that. You do act like a dickweed, though. Don't you?

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OK, fine, I will TOTALLY give you 'dickweed'.

But 'queerbait'?


That shit stings.


Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:20:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:19:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:10:55 EDT (#)
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"Anyway, rob berg is a fucking queerbait who shall fade with the passing of time like the rest of the quasi-alter douchebags that come and go."

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>GASP!<

Dude, you are SO off the Christmas card list.
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Ahh shit. You weren't supposed to see that. You do act like a dickweed, though. Don't you?

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:19:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:16:11 EDT (#)
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Foolproof, if you don't mind Caul and I are going to have a little lover's spat and then make up here on your post.

We'll leave if you want, but it's free hits for you either way.
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Do what you want, I'm only at 150k hits so I need 'em.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:19:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:10:55 EDT (#)
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"Anyway, rob berg is a fucking queerbait who shall fade with the passing of time like the rest of the quasi-alter douchebags that come and go."

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>GASP!<

Dude, you are SO off the Christmas card list.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:17:23 EDT (#)
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Caul isn't happy with merely disturbing the shit - oh no - he isn't completely satisfied unless he is copmletely saturated in bullshit. THEN the goodtimes come.

It's hugely entertaining to watch - annoying to deal with. But he sure is fun... and he tends to make some great points while he is at it.

"There is no need to give so much attention, especially in the media, to a tiny minority of loud idiotic people, whatever their political affiliations are. It diverts the attention from real issues."

Perfectly stated.

The media DOES focus entirely too much on the "radical behaviour". Loudmouth opinionated retards of ALL political spectrums enjoy far too much air time - but that is what people will pay attention to. We are all hugely distracted and have a very fleeting capacity to digest information that we happen to find boring - and 'politics' typically bore the shit out of most folks.

This isn't a Canadian / American issue. This sort of shit goes on all over the world.


Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:16:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:14:09 EDT (#)
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But youre right, I should take the time to read if I'm going to comment. """

hey, don't feel bad, i barely read anything here anymore. i just skim or look for image posts. :-)
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Foolproof, if you don't mind Caul and I are going to have a little lover's spat and then make up here on your post.

We'll leave if you want, but it's free hits for you either way.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:14:09 EDT (#)
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But youre right, I should take the time to read if I'm going to comment. """

hey, don't feel bad, i barely read anything here anymore. i just skim or look for image posts. :-)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:11:21 EDT (#)
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and how does stating that there's a content problem in your medias, and our as well, is making fun of you?

everytime there's an election, it's about who said what and who offended who and who flip-flopped and such stupid shit.

we have the same problem here, only to a slightly lesser extent. it doesn't mean we,re better. only difference is that we have serious public-funded television that somewhat slows this movement but it's losing ground and will eventually disappear due to private medias who gain in popularity with that controversial non-news crap.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:10:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:04:47 EDT (#)
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if you spent time to actually read instead of being an easily offendable dick, you would notice that i spend just as much time defending the US, especially when i talk to moronic canucks.

in fact, i pretty much got bored with the anti-US persona and actually defend you guys now, because it pisses people off :-) anti-americanism is so passé, mostly cuz americans seem to have deflated their ego since that period prior to the Iraq war when they were all gung ho and screaming "fuck you world! we own!".

look around, you'll see that i am a lot more critical of my own country and the ever-growing number of 'patriotic' retards like rob_berg.
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You got me there. I just stopped reading your stuff after a while, and not because I'm an "easily offendable dick", but because when something is repeated ad nauseum it becomes less and less bearable. Same goes for ETS, I just stopeed tuning in because it gets boring. But youre right, I should take the time to read if I'm going to comment.

Anyway, rob berg is a fucking queerbait who shall fade with the passing of time like the rest of the quasi-alter douchebags that come and go.


Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:08:47 EDT (#)
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Holy fuck, what a bunch of arseholes

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:04:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:49:18 EDT (#)
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Oh, bullshit caul. You spend more words per capita bashing and making fun of the U.S. than anyone on this site, ETS included. Having talked to you when you're not busy putting up this persona you use here, I know that you're a decent, normal, intellegent guy. But what annoys the shit out of me is that you constantly make fun of us as a group and then act all fucking incredulous when someone calls you on it.

You stfu.
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if you spent time to actually read instead of being an easily offendable dick, you would notice that i spend just as much time defending the US, especially when i talk to moronic canucks.

in fact, i pretty much got bored with the anti-US persona and actually defend you guys now, because it pisses people off :-) anti-americanism is so passé, mostly cuz americans seem to have deflated their ego since that period prior to the Iraq war when they were all gung ho and screaming "fuck you world! we own!".

look around, you'll see that i am a lot more critical of my own country and the ever-growing number of 'patriotic' retards like rob_berg.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:04:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:56:19 EDT (#)
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heh, I laugheded at some of those.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:55:51 EDT (#)
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Ubersite should be a no-politics zone.

Or, we have to read shit like this.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:49:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:39:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:30:12 EDT (#)
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Canadian trends are much more efficient and wonderful:

1) Don't do anything.
2) Don't offend anyone.

Keep up the great work, neighbors!
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all i said is that there is no need to give so much attention, especially in the media, to a tiny minority of loud idiotic people, whatever their political affiliations are. it diverts the attention from real isssues.

then i said this was getting more and more common here as well.

i didn't say we are better, wtf are you even talking about? and what do your points 1 and 2 even mean?

stfu
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Oh, bullshit caul. You spend more words per capita bashing and making fun of the U.S. than anyone on this site, ETS included. Having talked to you when you're not busy putting up this persona you use here, I know that you're a decent, normal, intellegent guy. But what annoys the shit out of me is that you constantly make fun of us as a group and then act all fucking incredulous when someone calls you on it.

You stfu.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:42:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:41:30 EDT (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
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Shut the fuck up, zimm0r.

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:41:30 EDT (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:39:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:30:12 EDT (#)
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Canadian trends are much more efficient and wonderful:

1) Don't do anything.
2) Don't offend anyone.

Keep up the great work, neighbors!
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all i said is that there is no need to give so much attention, especially in the media, to a tiny minority of loud idiotic people, whatever their political affiliations are. it diverts the attention from real isssues.

then i said this was getting more and more common here as well.

i didn't say we are better, wtf are you even talking about? and what do your points 1 and 2 even mean?

stfu

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:30:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:22:51 EDT (#)
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americans don't need to apologize for their stupid people, they need to stop validating their existence by exposing them in order to create 'news'.

serious subjects get push aside for arguments over remarks by some group of retards.

although, this trend is getting more and more common here as well.
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Canadian trends are much more efficient and wonderful:

1) Don't do anything.
2) Don't offend anyone.

Keep up the great work, neighbors!

comical post by the way


Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:28:21 EDT (#)
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Born in the south by the grace of god.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:25:43 EDT (#)
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I'll take 5 of each.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:22:51 EDT (#)
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americans don't need to apologize for their stupid people, they need to stop validating their existence by exposing them in order to create 'news'.

serious subjects get push aside for arguments over remarks by some group of retards.

although, this trend is getting more and more common here as well.

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:20:49 EDT (#)
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I enjoyed these.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:20:40 EDT (#)
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I hate discussing politics.

This was funny though.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:18:12 EDT (#)
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why would you bother saving all the images and making them into a collage when you were going to post a link to the same designs that are already arranged properly

and you missed the only good one, fry mumia, like anyone even gives a shit this millenium enough to make a shirt

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:15:41 EDT (#)
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Too much politics, not enough funny.


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