Breakups and the lies that follow (762 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.89 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tracer0351 (View user info) at 2007-03-26 14:55:15 EDT
Why is it that when a girl breaks up with a guy,often for some of the dumbest reasons, that they say that they want to 'be friends?' It's NEVER true! I recently have been attempting to maintain a friendship with an individual who untill recently I considered an awesome person (named Kat.)
I left one phone message: "Hello there Kat, sorry I missed you. I just wanted to see how things were going, and if you were going to be available this weekend to hang out. Anyways call me back whenever you get the chance."
well a month passes, so I send an email. "What's up? It's been a while, just wondering how things are going. Started on another project around the house today. anyways reply whenever. I'll be here."
Well her reply basically accuses me of being crazy, blames me for ALL the problems in the relationship, said that I broke her heart when I wanted to break up with her, and that she doesn't appreciate me trying to butt into her life.
Hold up a second here. Wasn't it YOU who said that you wanted to remain friends? Wasn't it YOU who broke up with me while listening to a fat slob of a bitch whom is known to rant about miscelaneous bullshit wthout any basis of truth? Didn't I say many times that I never said ANY of those words, and that I still wanted to be with you? Oh, and one more thing, wasn't it YOU who turned back to hard drugs (acid and ecxtasy) to relieve stress from the breakup that you inflicted upon yourself???
OK. Reality check Kathryn. YOU are the one that no longer has a concept of a clear mind. All the acid that you are STILL doing is clinically proven to deteroriate brain chemistry, altering perceptions and memories permanently. YOU are the one that broke MY heart, when I needed you the most. YOU are the one that told me that Joy always ranted in class, not knowing what the hell she was talking about, and YOU BELIEVED HER!!! YOU have MANY trust issues, among others, and are a very unfit to become anyone's mother. YOU are the one that ate day old pizza, fried eggs, bacon, sausage, and fatty beef, and blamed ME as the reason that you gained weight (which by the way, WAS NOT an issue in my eyes, just your happiness [it still is.])
YOU need to seek some therapy and some rehab. You don't need to be putting yourself under the emense stress of grad school. You are going to destroy yourself on this current path. And if you treat all your friends the same way that you treated me, you will have a lonely grave.
LEARN TO FORGIVE!!! LEARN TO KEEP YOUR WORD!!!! LEARN TO TELL THE TRUTH!!! and LAY OFF THE DRUGS!!!!! COME BACK TO EARTH AND I WILL STILL BE THERE FOR YOU MY FRIEND!!! GET HELP KAT HAWKS!!!!!
Oh, and Lana, telling someone that you are doing some soul searching because you aren't over an ex is not the same thing as losing interest in a person because of a rumor and some old pictures. and withholding that knowledge for a significant time is the exact same thing as lying.
Also, telling someone when they are trying to appologize for overreacting that they are diagnosed with something potentially terminal, and deciding to withhold future diagnosiss from someone who genuinely cares about you is one of the most cold hearted, childish actions any woman can take. I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP THE NEXT 3 NIGHTS, wondering if you were going to be OK.
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:21:18 EDT (#)
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cause you're an idiot
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:48:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:41:30 EDT (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Yes, this is absolutely retaliatory.
Deal with it, zimm0r.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
zimm0r?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:42:08 EDT (#)
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I just wanted to see if I could drop your avg. rating. Since this user is just someone's alter, I'm sure you don't mind.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:30:33 EDT (#)
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!EARTH!EARTH!EARTH!
!WIND!WIND!WIND!
!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts,
Of men who need more than they get
Daylight deals a bad hand,
To a woman that has laid to many bets
The mirror stares you in the face and says
Baby, uh uh it dont work
You say your prayers through you dont care
You dance and shake the hurt
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Sound fly through the night
I chase my vinyl drams to boogie wonderland
I find romance when I start to dance in boogie wonderland
I find romance when I start to dance in boogie wonderland
All the love in the world cant be gone
All the need to be loved cant be wrong
All the records are playing
And my heart keeps saying
Boogie wonderland, wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
All the love in the world cant be gone
All the need to be loved cant be wrong
All the records are playing
And my heart keeps saying
Boogie wonderland, wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 08:59:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:28:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:11:31 EDT (#)
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Is that the fastest front page dissapearing act ever? Only time will tell.
Submitted by PioneerBill (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:09:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:08:40 EDT (#)
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And done. BTW, post sucked. Grow up.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:05:53 EDT (#)
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Almost there.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:04:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:57:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:41:30 EDT (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:03:32 EDT (#)
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I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP THE NEXT 3 NIGHTS
hahaha
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:02:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:57:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:41:30 EDT (#)
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I tittered upon reading this.
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:02:33 EDT (#)
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fag below.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:02:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:01:36 EDT (#)
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Off! Off the front page with you!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:58:29 EDT (#)
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FIRE, FIRE, FIRE in your hole
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:58:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:57:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:41:30 EDT (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
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Bitch.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:57:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:57:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-26 14:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!