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Girls I've Slept With and Wish I Had Been Nicer Too (4603 hits)

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Rating: 1.27 on 138 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2007-03-26 17:02:45 EDT


Yeah.

So what? I need a bandwagon day, please post a picture of a girl (guy in Caul's case) that you slept with and wish you had been nicer to.

Slovenia - You are about to fall you fat bitch.
Panama - You look like the main guy in Rocky Horror Picture Show. I'm serious.
Finland - Call me. I'm sorry about the "Spinland" comment in bed.
Canada - Way to represent, I've said it once, I'll say it again...nice mouth.
Switzerland - Thanks for the coffee and eggs you made Tuesday.
USA - I love your slutty ways. And that lisp when the coke really starts burning your tongue.
Puerto Rico - I would drink your bath water.....again.
Indonesia - Smile at me.
Germany - You're retarded.
Bulagaria - Sickest chick in the bunch.
Boliva - Stop calling me.
Russia - Yes indeed you are the hawt. Watch out for the tranny from Montenegro next to you.
Israel - Jews with red hair....what will they think of next.





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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-26 17:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy fuck, most of these chicks are ugly as sin. not that i wouldn't fuck all of them, but damn, you'd expect a little better from some of these countries.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-26 16:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

PS: A suprisingly large amount of these women are not attractive...weird considering these are supposed to be the most beautiful women in the country, no?

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-26 16:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Germany has the worst lipo job Ive ever seen.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-26 16:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And even though this wasn't nice, it was amusing:



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He needs to be beaten with his own purse.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And to start wearing sensible shoes. The heels are only going to give him bunions and ankle problems.


Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-26 16:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed until I cried at this;

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-03-27 01:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Germany - "If i can just keep my head from tipping over, I can win this thing"

Slovenia - "And we're smiling, and we're smiling, and we- oooooh, there's cake on the press table"

Nigeria - "In my land, we'd work these pygmies like they are ponies"

Ghana is only waiting for the camera to stop clicking so she can smack Brazil upside the head

Mexico succeeded in blocking out her neighbours name AND face, thus winning the respect of all competitors

Nicaragua has the biggest tits up there... and knows it.

China - "The sun! it burnses us!"

I can hear Japan saying "Pffft, whatEVER."


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-03 16:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 16:18:00 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

apparently, I'm Miss Costa Rica
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Nope. Albania is more you. Pink, smiley, Jonny.
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not really, I am taller, and have way bigger hips than that Albanian chick.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-30 15:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Hobocore (user info) at 2007-03-30 14:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why the fuck is the girl from Dominican Rep. white as fuck? I thought it was a fucking hot country.
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You can't get a tan when you're laying in bed blowing Miss Nobody judges all day...

and out letting them snort coke off your box all night.

Am I right?
Or am I right?

Submitted by Hobocore (user info) at 2007-03-30 14:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why the fuck is the girl from Dominican Rep. white as fuck? I thought it was a fucking hot country.

Submitted by DarkLord (user info) at 2007-03-30 09:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

nice babes ;)

Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-03-29 09:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the UK needs to stop sending its convicts to other continents. miss Australia and miss USA are both better looking than miss UK.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dominican Rep: "Invisible shelf, bitches."

Slovenia: got confused, thought this was the "before" picture shoot for a Weight Watchers ad.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-28 04:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Namibia: "hey Mexico...smell my fingers"


Mexico: "fuck off Namibia, im busy making sure nobody sees who this bitch is or where she's from"
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Cut throat bitches. The lot of 'em.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HealthyCorpse (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice to see the mentally handicapped community being represented by Jamaica
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Give her a break...she's stoned out of her tree.

Submitted by HealthyCorpse (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice to see the mentally handicapped community being represented by Jamaica

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-28 08:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have Irish cousins that are WAAAY hotter than this Miss Ireland.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-28 08:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

aww Miss Ireland in the floral bikini looks sad..


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-28 04:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I would do this as a blank post

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-28 04:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Namibia: "hey Mexico...smell my fingers"


Mexico: "fuck off Namibia, im busy making sure nobody sees who this bitch is or where she's from"

Submitted by bicklefragile (user info) at 2007-03-28 00:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where's miss Saudi Arabia?
Miss Iran?
Iraq?

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh, they're in alphabetical order. that makes this easier.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahaahahahaha

This was coo

GO RUSH WOO!!!

Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

: (

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-27 19:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the chick from (?) Republic standing all the way to the right, second from the top is shitting a pinecone!!!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ooooh I'm almost at 1000 ratings....my next 7 will be +2's


Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it just me, or are they all wearing the same shoes? Woulda been a +2, but no resize.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus Christ you can see RIGHT through Germany's bottoms!
Camel toe on aisle two... Camel toe on aisle two!

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm surprised at the amount of good-looking girls from 3rd world countries.

Probably because I'm an elitist narrow-minded american who buys from walmart and has Paris Hilton on his ipod.

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If you're not lying about that Paris Hilton thing, I hope someone flogs your limp wrists with your Ipod until you become a man.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Greetz yourself.

I'm off to work.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-26 21:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like Iceland because of the "What the fuck am I doing here?" look on her face.

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Ireland...not Iceland.



There are other things on her mind, apparently....Still, i do her...

Greetz! (I've been hiding, since my last post! Uber-police is after me, for shitposting !)



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-26 21:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like Iceland because of the "What the fuck am I doing here?" look on her face.

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Ireland...not Iceland.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the photo of the australian doesn't give her justice, she's easily the hottest out of any of them, she hosts this late night show which is basically an electronics infomercial in which she just dresses up like a different slut every episode, if she had tits she would have won

For some strange (unknown to me) reason, i hear "groundhog-day" in my mind, when i see her...
You are sure, she isn't a bull-frog?


Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the photo of the australian doesn't give her justice, she's easily the hottest out of any of them, she hosts this late night show which is basically an electronics infomercial in which she just dresses up like a different slut every episode, if she had tits she would have won

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THERE IS A 14 YEAR OLD BOY IN BETWEEN UKRAINE AND TURKEY. LUCKY LITTLE DEVIL.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Check out Germany, I think I just found out where all that missing nazi gold is.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny, that holland seems absent. Ofcourse we're way betta with sheep and green shit...
And Denmark needs a serious piece, must have been a while for her.

Submitted by Aiya (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Bolivia looks like she's farting.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 08:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the Belgium girl.

That I keep in the basement.
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I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY COUSIN

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-03-27 01:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

There's speed~bumps of ugly as my eyes move along the picture, like only every forth girl is cute? Miss Land in pink is pretty, in a Malibu Barbie way {third row down seventh from right} and Miss Argentina, USA and Sweden are hot enough that I'd like to see them in porn.

I thought that girl from Georgia was out of place at first, like well if she's there where's miss Alabama? Then I realized, duh. They all pretty much look like what I see at the Hang Out at the beach this time of year {just add a few more bloated thighs and tummies} so this is basically a feel-good post.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-03-27 01:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Germany - "If i can just keep my head from tipping over, I can win this thing"

Slovenia - "And we're smiling, and we're smiling, and we- oooooh, there's cake on the press table"

Nigeria - "In my land, we'd work these pygmies like they are ponies"

Ghana is only waiting for the camera to stop clicking so she can smack Brazil upside the head

Mexico succeeded in blocking out her neighbours name AND face, thus winning the respect of all competitors

Nicaragua has the biggest tits up there... and knows it.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-03-27 01:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

China - "The sun! it burnses us!"

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-03-27 01:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can hear Japan saying "Pffft, whatEVER."

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-27 00:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

im amused that there are several bitches in there that intentionaly use the "wave" to block the girl next to them from the photo

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 00:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Okay now, everyone who has gone ass to mouth, rais your hand"
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BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA


Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2007-03-26 23:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

if thats the best iceland has i dont want to see what their normal girls look like

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-26 22:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


i think denmark is suffering from an after-taste of judge-dick



Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-26 22:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Miss Montenegro is wearing a one piece to hide her preggerz. OH NOES!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-26 21:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

there ya go: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100075

The USA chick is the hottest and I say that with no patriotism at all. Finland's hot too.

I'm into blondes these days because I bang a brunette now.

Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2007-03-26 21:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

kazakhstan is the only person in a one-piece. How embarrasing for her.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-26 21:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like Iceland because of the "What the fuck am I doing here?" look on her face.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-03-26 21:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like Bolivia and El Salvador.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 20:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 19:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've seen your picture - no, make that pictures.

You didn't "make anything up", Twinkie.
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let,s not base anything on pictures because in your case, it's really not flattering, you aging midget.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-26 20:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I've seen Puerto Rico on the streets. As a hooker.

Australia is beautiful.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2007-03-26 20:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd put my dick in Cyprus.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-26 20:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-26 19:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

russia is the best

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-03-26 19:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like Argentina, Australia even though she looks orange, Estonia because she looks happy, France but I'd change her hair, Latvia for her body, and Russia.
I'm very disappointed in Aruba, Brazil, El Salvador, Spain, and Venezuela because I KNOW there are hotter chicks in those places than these girls.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 19:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've seen your picture - no, make that pictures.

You didn't "make anything up", Twinkie.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.


(Except, in Caul's case.)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 19:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul- get the fuck out of this post - it's reserved for heterosexuals, Twinkie.
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i made up that gay image myself so it would attract people like yourself.

*adds shlongy to long list of unfunny users*

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 19:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

apparently, I'm Miss Costa Rica
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Nope. Albania is more you. Pink, smiley, Jonny.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

apparently, I'm Miss Costa Rica

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

miss india is the worse and my favorite is russia

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India can't even get her shit together enough to bring a bathing suit.
She's in her underwear. A slutty edge that doesn't work.....for her.


Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

France.............

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the Belgium girl.

















That I keep in the basement.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Okay now, everyone who has gone ass to mouth, rais your hand"




Buahauahauahahaha....you're killing me.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 18:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And to start wearing sensible shoes. The heels are only going to give him bunions and ankle problems.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He needs to be beaten with his own purse.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I believe he prefers "Le Puff."

The cream in his middle is white regardless.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul- get the fuck out of this post - it's reserved for heterosexuals, Twinkie.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I just can't get over fraü sretch marks, over there.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jeez, new zealand doesn't really bring much to the plate.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Smell my finger.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to say that Croatia is a looker but it's hard to make that call when the girl goes into a beauty pagaent with bruises on her shins.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it coincidental that Greece looks like a cracked out, no steroids, method with long hair? Doubtful.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm with Caul on Russia.

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And Australia.....nice.


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm pretty sure I went to middle school with England.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ukraine and Turkey both looked they pulled right off of the street

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Switzlerland makes a fine showing as well.

If proof can be secured that Paraguay isn't a dude, I'll add her to that list.
Questionable cheekbones, however.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wouldn't kick a single one out of my bed as long as they keep letting me make human belts out of their legs.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The worst is Sri Lanka, with Slovenia a close second.

I think I'm in love with the Australian. I wonder if she likes guys with short hair?

I'm disappointed with Sweden's entry.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Scrolly!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Next bitch that goes 'ooh! ooh!' is getting five across the eyes! There will be NO roof-raising, do you understand me?"

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The black ones are the best. The asians made a poor showing.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm with Caul on Russia.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

With all these postured, raised arms and painted-on smiles I can't not see Bob's Big Boy.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

germany is stoned off her ass. UK looks like she caught her hair in a weed eater.

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Germany looks like she's had a c-section at one point.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

germany is stoned off her ass. UK looks like she caught her hair in a weed eater.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Burkina Faso's primary export is "hotness."

America's fifth major export is "thickness."

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

miss india is the worse and my favorite is russia

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm just saying is all. No woman should ever posture and pretend she's above A2M.

No man should either. A2M is the new global currency. It's going to end wars, sign endorsement deals and slap your mother across the face if she looks at it the wrong way. Do not approach A2M. Do not look directly at A2M. Do not taunt A2M. A2M has a Happy Fun Ball and knows where Chuck Norris's third fist resides.

A2M is here to stay and you're going to like it.




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far too much A2M for one man to handle, Break it down and spread the dribbling brown love!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thou shalt not take A2M's name in vain.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm surprised at the amount of good-looking girls from 3rd world countries.

Probably because I'm an elitist narrow-minded american who buys from walmart and has Paris Hilton on his ipod.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm just saying is all. No woman should ever posture and pretend she's above A2M.

No man should either. A2M is the new global currency. It's going to end wars, sign endorsement deals and slap your mother across the face if she looks at it the wrong way. Do not approach A2M. Do not look directly at A2M. Do not taunt A2M. A2M has a Happy Fun Ball and knows where Chuck Norris's third fist resides.

A2M is here to stay and you're going to like it.




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Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:33:37 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty satisfied with our entry. Looks like the first world is representing here.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

maybe not the whole second row, just that rightish part. you are confusing me for eric rice, i think :o

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:32:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:24:43 EDT (#)
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I think Dominican Rep's arm is stuck like that. Must have been a terrible blowjob accident.

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Or a reacharound incident with a strap on going at it with Miss China.


Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Then Argentina has most certainly not done A2M.

Which, really, is fucking bullshit if you ask me. Like anyone's above that. You're going to stand there and tell me some gaucho never slipped you his cowpoke one night in B.A. and then made you give it a kiss afterwards? LIES, PUTA! ALL LIES!
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experience talking?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha check out the half-assed stoned wave from miss Jamaica

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Okay now, everyone who has gone ass to mouth, rais your hand"
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Oh God.....there's food on my scren because of you.

That was priceless.



Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ghana and Nigeria, both dudes.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Then Argentina has most certainly not done A2M.

Which, really, is fucking bullshit if you ask me. Like anyone's above that. You're going to stand there and tell me some gaucho never slipped you his cowpoke one night in B.A. and then made you give it a kiss afterwards? LIES, PUTA! ALL LIES!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ew...Japan, Jamaica, Greece, Ireland, Iceland...that whole second row from the bottom is a train wreck. """

"Ew" and train wreck is a little strong. They are just not as pretty as the others. Let's be honest, you could hardly get within ten feet of girl like that unless you wanted to rape her.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Antigua's totally going for the block, though.

IF YOU WANNA LEZ OUT, DON'T DO IT IN ANTIGUA

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Okay now, everyone who has gone ass to mouth, rais your hand"

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to classify broads I banged in this manner, too.
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yes yes, and you are warren buffet

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ew...Japan, Jamaica, Greece, Ireland, Iceland...that whole second row from the bottom is a train wreck.

Come on Ireland, there are good looking girls there.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Why doesn't Greece have a boy?

Bulgaria's tits apparently feel that they're too good to be covered up with a sash. Fucking Bulgarians, always putting on airs.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to classify broads I banged in this manner, too.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just saying, Ms. Argentina's hand is heading far deep into Ms. Antigua and Barbados' personal space.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

couldn't iceland come up with someone better?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fingerband? Does Ms Antigua's finger have a boo-boo Ax?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, Ms. Argentina's trying to fingerband Ms. Antigua

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think Dominican Rep's arm is stuck like that. Must have been a terrible blowjob accident.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can see Lebanon and Latvia going to war over Ms. Lebanon's arm all up in Ms. Latvia's grill.

"YOU BLOCK FACE YES? YOU DIE!"



Ms. Venezuela looks appropriately tran. Plastic surgery capital of the world and all.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

attn Malaysia, Lebanon, et al

hairy armpits on girls are gross
;(

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh and lets not forget South Africa. That Wildebeest next to her really threw me off guard when I looked at this the first time.

Miss France is ALWAYS smokin hot. Why aren't the French chicks I know that hot?

Goin to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.

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Hhashahahahahha......

That Wildebeest next to her really threw me off guard when I looked at this the first time.

hahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Switzerland = Paris Hilton

I see all the muslim countries (egypt, indonesia, etc) contributed lovely girls without burka, strange maybe.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL Malaysia!

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Fucking tiny isn't she?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i guess miss lebanon isn't a christian lebanese...she's all covered up

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh and lets not forget South Africa. That Wildebeest next to her really threw me off guard when I looked at this the first time.

Miss France is ALWAYS smokin hot. Why aren't the French chicks I know that hot?

Goin to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BABHAHAHAHAHAH Check out Miss. UK.

I'll pass.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are these really the best they have to offer?

SICK ONE-PIECE MISS KAZAKHSTAN. WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND, TO DO SEXY-TIME IN ANOOS WITH ME?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lmao @ Ethiopia
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you know, ethiopians are known to be very good-looking people...high-cheek bones, light skin, very tall and athletic.

like the eastern europe of africa.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL Malaysia!

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

omg, get a load of Ms. Kazakstan, what a mess. Like Borat, only hairier.


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I know....weird face. Really strange lady it looks like.


Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I gotta tell ya....after more looking and zooming....
Australia is damn sexy.

She is....


yeah....


you know?


Ha ha yeeeeeaaaahh....

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Miss Slovenia should not be able to get away with that.

Miss Germany also.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Australia, Costa Rica, Guatemala, France.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lmao @ Ethiopia

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

omg, get a load of Ms. Kazakstan, what a mess. Like Borat, only hairier.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

japan and jamaica both have an attitude

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

where is miss iraq?
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Taking the photo.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Some of them are men, right?? needs more natural blondes.
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Yep. Agreed. Some of them are fucking dragons.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

where is miss iraq?

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

As soon as I post this I thought that too.
Then I thought....Why did you post this?
Then I thought....Wow. Look at all those knees.

Then I started wondering how this will go.

Not well me thinks...I could have done a lot more.

I just want to show knees.


mmmmm......knee.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Some of them are men, right?? needs more natural blondes.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's too many knees to look at all at once.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 17:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Australia is really great too...I miss you Australia.


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