My Very First Camwhore--Obscure GamerCon (2236 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -0.58 on 70 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by zimm0r (View user info) at 2007-03-27 09:21:16 EDT
PSYCHE! No pictures of me, yet! Hahaha, got you.
I'll give you guys an update on my love interests as posted in previous posts. There is none, sadly enough:( I approached Michelle http://www.ubersite.com/m/99969 and she just wants to be friends which I can understand but she said that she doesn't know what can happen in the future. I think she just wants to get better at DDR so she can be somewhere near the level of play that I'm at. Good luck, Michelle, you silly rascal:) Hopefully you are reading this and have signed up for an blog like you said you would.
As for Sarah http://www.ubersite.com/m/99837, who I told you about Michelle, I haven't heard back from her so it's no big loss there. I just wish she didn't call me a loser like all the rest of you mean zebras do. Good news is that for the time being I guess I'll be happy being single, STILL, because I have no other choice.
Boy, did I have a real humdinger of weekend this one past. It was quite a treat. So, first of all, my buddy Randy works for Gamepro magazine and got us VIP passes to a staff party held by the fourth leveler of EB games testing. I'm not in any of the pictures because you guys are too brutal, but check out the awesomeness that happened:
User Reviews
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-30 10:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100208
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-03-30 09:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never seen a greater collection of nerds.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-03-30 04:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That was a girl, holy shit.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is that girl in the first picture wearing a garbage bag?!?!?!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NERDS!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-29 04:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the holy hell is this?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-29 02:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I see TTOM people... all the time...
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is disgusting.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DDR? seriously? why do people like that game so much? Everyone I know is playing it...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you get a +2 for using your Ring of Douchebaggery
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The world's only total pool cleaner has finally surfaced! The Hayward Phantom™, is the only pool cleaner designed to clean the pool bottom, walls, steps, and automatically rise to skim debris from the pool's surface.
In auto mode, Phantom cleans the pool bottom and sides for approximately 13 minutes, and then rises to skim the pool's surface and steps for 7 minutes. It repeats this cycle until your pool is amazingly clean.
Its programmable AquaDrive™ water jet propulsion technology provides better coverage of pool surfaces, cleans quickly, and because it's not wheel driven, eliminates wear on pool surfaces.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu alter
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have no response to this.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-03-28 08:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's the nerve gas when you need it?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-28 02:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Captin, we've reached Fag Factor Five! Me must evacuate before the beast women come and sucicate us with thier overgrown genital hair!
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-03-28 02:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
puked
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-03-28 02:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Excuse me, my keyboard seems to be stuck on AUTO MINUS TWO now that I've pucked on it.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-28 00:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its sad when the coolest people are the ones playing ddr
and by cool i mean not
its like being king of the retards
or being the tallest midget
sure you're at the top of the ladder, but its only 4 feet tall
..and in a trench
Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2007-03-27 21:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those pictures are fucking awesome. What the hell was that Babe thinking though, it would have only taken one level 60 orc warlord to have seen her and she would have had all her treasure plundered.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Definitely an alter.
Tell the pimpled loser in the first picture that he has a sick garbage-bag faux-Matrix coat.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2-(fluoro-methyl-phosphoryl)oxypropane.
Apply as needed.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The babes picture sealed this +2 for you.
You are undoubtedly an alter.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
those pictures are priceless
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CTHULU!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's wrong with you? Mind you, I'm speaking clinically, NOT rhetorically. I'm actually curious as to what your malfunction(s) is/are.
You know, I bet your continued existence causes you mother to punch her own self in the ovaries.
Jesus wept.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the guy in the first pic is wearing a trash bag. wtf?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure that chick is Coley
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it ain't eaasy beeeing greeeen
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, if you are real, can we hang out sometime? I got this really cool trick I want to show you. What I do is take a padlock, put it in a sock, then take coat hangers and stick them in my sock. You watch as I spin it over my head and fucking mash your teeth down your down, you pathetic piece of dick spittle.
Get a fucking REAL life, you moron.
By the way, we'll call the game killicopter.
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What purpose do the hangers serve?
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I was thinking that it would give him real face paint.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not an alter you dumb dumb heads.
burn anyway !
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, if you are real, can we hang out sometime? I got this really cool trick I want to show you. What I do is take a padlock, put it in a sock, then take coat hangers and stick them in my sock. You watch as I spin it over my head and fucking mash your teeth down your down, you pathetic piece of dick spittle.
Get a fucking REAL life, you moron.
By the way, we'll call the game killicopter.
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What purpose do the hangers serve?
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not an alter you dumb dumb heads.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
!EARTH!EARTH!EARTH!
!WIND!WIND!WIND!
!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts,
Of men who need more than they get
Daylight deals a bad hand,
To a woman that has laid to many bets
The mirror stares you in the face and says
Baby, uh uh it dont work
You say your prayers through you dont care
You dance and shake the hurt
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Now that's a great song !
Burn alter ! Burn in hell, i summon ya!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahem *throat*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, if you are real, can we hang out sometime? I got this really cool trick I want to show you. What I do is take a padlock, put it in a sock, then take coat hangers and stick them in my sock. You watch as I spin it over my head and fucking mash your teeth down your down, you pathetic piece of dick spittle.
Get a fucking REAL life, you moron.
By the way, we'll call the game killicopter.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That girl is the furry in the muffy area.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy fuck - this alter is great. Just the right mix of pathetic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That fat broad needs to trim her beave.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
!EARTH!EARTH!EARTH!
!WIND!WIND!WIND!
!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts,
Of men who need more than they get
Daylight deals a bad hand,
To a woman that has laid to many bets
The mirror stares you in the face and says
Baby, uh uh it dont work
You say your prayers through you dont care
You dance and shake the hurt
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Sound fly through the night
I chase my vinyl drams to boogie wonderland
I find romance when I start to dance in boogie wonderland
I find romance when I start to dance in boogie wonderland
All the love in the world cant be gone
All the need to be loved cant be wrong
All the records are playing
And my heart keeps saying
Boogie wonderland, wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
All the love in the world cant be gone
All the need to be loved cant be wrong
All the records are playing
And my heart keeps saying
Boogie wonderland, wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die, alter, Die.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand what the Billy Bob Teeth have to do with the rest of the "babe's" costume. Is it some "Hills Have Eyes" thing?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If this isn't an alter I'll be out back downing shots of bleach
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goodbye and thank you for trying Uber. We realise that Uber is not for everybody, and we appreciate dipshits like you trying to join the gang. Unfortunately, we must reject your membership based on the fact that you are a retard and will just fuck up everything you ever do.
Sincerly,
The Ubersite Community
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-27 11:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
drink some antifreeze pleeze
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is that kid wearing in the first picture....it's a fucking garbage bag.
Mass suicide is how all these fucking "cons" should end.
Drink the Kool-Aid, fuckers.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep striving for that impossible dream: a positive rating.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All y'all in one room? Where's the Zyklon B when I need it?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
irony below
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Well, DUH.
That's what we call "the point".
Making random insults doesn't really amuse me - irony, on the other hand, does.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ. Kicking ass at Risk is about as close as I get to a fucking homo as this sorry collection.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
COOOOOOL!!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
irony below
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And they said the Sasquatch couldn't be found in densely populated areas...
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I doubt her cunt is that densely populated.
I mean, look at her.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OH. MY. SACK.
That 'babe' in the halloween costume has a hairer axe-wound than a kodiak bear.
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I get the feeling that it isnt a costume.
I feel sick.
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And they said the Sasquatch couldn't be found in densely populated areas...
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
SHITTY ALTER ALERT.
But a +1 for funny pictures.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy fucking alter. please stop
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zombies isnt an RPG, busted!
OH LORD IM A DORK! A DOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-27 10:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually enjoy these posts for their content.
zimm0r rules.
Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Speech
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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Hmm I wonder????????????????? No that would actually require someone who didn't suffer brain death at birth.
Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I must say....I'm speachless....
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
OH MY FOR FUCKSAKES CRYING OUT LOUD IN A BUCKET.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:42:25 EDT (#)
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I....I...I just dont know what to say.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Funny, that you whore'd out the whole cast of participants, except yourself !
Whore! -2die!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OH. MY. SACK.
That 'babe' in the halloween costume has a hairer axe-wound than a kodiak bear.
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I get the feeling that it isnt a costume.
I feel sick.
Submitted by Mr_Burns (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is the world coming too?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure that chick is Coley
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gives me a headache just looking at those games
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-03-27 09:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OH. MY. SACK.
That 'babe' in the halloween costume has a hairer axe-wound than a kodiak bear.
EEEWWWWWWW.