The ugly chick with semi-decent~boobs. (4240 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.93 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2007-03-27 12:43:55 EDT
I just encountered the grossest thing on the face of this earth. I was on a business trip in Baltimore (got lost in the ghetto) so I stopped at an office to ask for directions. There I see a very ugly receptionist, and by the looks of her I realized that she wouldn't know directions to anything execpt a Proactive kiosk, I just asked for a cigarette. The bitch smelled like cigarettes, so I assumed she'd have one. She said no.
For some strange reason, my eyes go to her boobs. She was wearing this green little shirt to show "them off", so I figured I'd give them a look. Very unimpressive. I just walked away. I'm mean like, why wear a short skirt, a low cut green little shirt if you don't want men to look. Men look. Doesn't matter how old we are, doesn't matter how fucking ugly the girl is. I can tell she got pissed at me looking at her breast (which were not all that great). I wanted ot go back there and tell her that she should thank me for looking and giving her some fucking attention.
OK, so this is just something that I just really don't get. I can see if you are wearing a nun outfit, and a guy stares. But if you are dressed like a ugly little fucking whore, and a man takes a look, then feel good about it.
She might be wondering "Why are guys eyes stuck on my boobs when they are talking to me?" The answer to that question is, BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO FUCKING UGLY AND LOOKING AT YOUR FACE WOULD MAKE ME VOMIT!
So I attached a photo of some real boobs.
MINE!
User Reviews
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-31 12:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yet another image to give me nightmare.
+2 because I wish I could have a goatee
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-03-31 12:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
started off pretty good, but then got all preachy and stuff..
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-28 18:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100057
Thanks to Tony for helping take this bitch down!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-03-28 18:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's the thing. I admit I am ugly. There is no hiding it. You cannot realize that you look like pure shit. Remember the old saying when we were kids, "If my dog looked like you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards." That applys to you.
Now, had you come on here saying that you are ugly, I'm sure most of the people would understand and agree with you and even pat you on the back or give you a hug. But no, you come on here saying that some old guy stared at your boobs and you work in the ghetto. Which is where an ugly chick like you belongs.
You should be proud. You should thank that guy that gave your tits a looksy.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
even though I usually pop in to wish you a gruesome and untimely death, I have to agree that this was funny
+2 good show
PS: who and the fuck lives in a million dollar waterfront condo, has a degree in marine biology, has a modeling agent, then CHOOSES to work as a receptionist (AKA: unskilled work only moments from being replaced by a computer or semi-intelligent chimpanzee)?
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My thoughts exactly... Hey, I'm +2ing a Fat Tony post AND I agree with Adam, all in the same day. I wonder if I should offer Satan the use of my winter coat?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
kill urself
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck you have lost your fucking mind i am sorry but you really should not be allowed to show pictures of yourself with your looks. Oh ugly am i really well my agent dosent think so and that picture was from when i first got a boob job...... you need to get a fucking grip i dont live in the ghetto try a million dollar condo on the water with my husband and child. you really should jsut go kill yourself now and do a favor for the world.
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Greatest. Review. Ever.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-03-28 03:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice rack.
Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2007-03-28 03:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the screen shot in the background, still makes me laugh!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-03-28 01:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
for the catergory
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-28 01:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now I am blind.
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This would have been great if the slore was real. As it is, she's jsut lame and cliche alter #943. Do not feed the alters attention. This will just cause them to grow and multiply.
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Is that supposed to be an ironic statement, alter?
FatTony +2
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A hilarious rebuttal to the earlier post by what's her name...Thanks Fat Tony!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This would have been great if the slore was real. As it is, she's jsut lame and cliche alter #943. Do not feed the alters attention. This will just cause them to grow and multiply.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guanatee that your degree isn't in "English Composition".
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am getting my degree at this point and I live with my husband that is why I live where I do. And I have worked here for 4 years now while I am in school.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
even though I usually pop in to wish you a gruesome and untimely death, I have to agree that this was funny
+2 good show
PS: who and the fuck lives in a million dollar waterfront condo, has a degree in marine biology, has a modeling agent, then CHOOSES to work as a receptionist (AKA: unskilled work only moments from being replaced by a computer or semi-intelligent chimpanzee)?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sort of funny... Which hotel in Baltimore? I work in the hotel part of town and I want to go see her.
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty funny. That ugly chick from the other post is what I would call a double-bagger, meaning when you fuck her, you put a bag over your head incase hers comes off.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck? You have lost your fucking mind! I am sorry, but you really should not be allowed to show pictures of yourself with your looks. Oh ugly am I? Really? Well my agent dosent think so and that picture was from when i first got a boob job. You need to get a fucking grip! I dont live in the ghetto! Try a million dollar condo on the water with my husband and child. You really should just go kill yourself now and do a favor for the world.
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Oaky, cockgobbler, even when the grammar and spelling is fixed, you still come off as a retarded whore.
We thought you had better things to do with your time in your million dollar con....HHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHA.
Sorry, I couldn't finish that with a straight face.
Just leave. Seriously.
Whore.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ahaha you're OBSESSED with that Allyson picture, aren't you?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 made me smile. Clever.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck you have lost your fucking mind i am sorry but you really should not be allowed to show pictures of yourself with your looks. Oh ugly am i really well my agent dosent think so and that picture was from when i first got a boob job...... you need to get a fucking grip i dont live in the ghetto try a million dollar condo on the water with my husband and child. you really should jsut go kill yourself now and do a favor for the world.
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Complete and 'udder' shenannigans. Well done, FT. If this trainwreck has an agent, it's a defoliant called Orange. Too much inhaling can cause you to to fail to capitalize or use commas, and type things like "jsut". She should stop inhaling. I'm just sayin'.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
First Fat Tony post thats actually amused me
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good enough.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like hearing the other side of this
plus two to you tony
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys are dicks
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's worse is that the computer picture is of Allyson....BLARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I found this humorous.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck you have lost your fucking mind i am sorry but you really should not be allowed to show pictures of yourself with your looks. Oh ugly am i really well my agent dosent think so and that picture was from when i first got a boob job...... you need to get a fucking grip i dont live in the ghetto try a million dollar condo on the water with my husband and child. you really should jsut go kill yourself now and do a favor for the world.
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Is your 'agent' blind or retarded?
Submitted by shgraffious (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck you have lost your fucking mind i am sorry but you really should not be allowed to show pictures of yourself with your looks. Oh ugly am i really well my agent dosent think so and that picture was from when i first got a boob job...... you need to get a fucking grip i dont live in the ghetto try a million dollar condo on the water with my husband and child. you really should jsut go kill yourself now and do a favor for the world.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was going to be a solid 0 if not for the picture.
I'm trying to get ready for lunch.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-26 11:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs1DsNBvEoc
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat Tony auto +2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100057