I like gay people. (1620 hits)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (View user info) at 2007-03-27 14:48:37 EDT
My wife and I recently purchased a house. As those of you who read my last post will know, it was previously owned by two gay homo gentlemen and that the toilets are too small, resulting in my wang chung hanging over the front of the toilet when I sit down to poop.
Owning a home that was once owned by queerbags has really opened my eyes. As Jesus teaches, I've always been afraid of things that I don't understand. But now that I live in a home that was once a den of dick pirateing, I can't help but try to identify in some small way with the horrible cock suckers that once resided there.
My interest in faggotry began a month ago when I found-quite by accident-a hidden cache of dildoes under a trap door in our office closet. If I hadn't been obsessively and compulsively straightening the fringe on the rug in that room, I would have missed the cleverly disguised lacquered 8-ball pull-handle and might never have know about the little fake cock storage chest built into the foundation of our home.
I opened the box and found a variety of anal sex toys ranging in size from a lipstick case to what I can only surmise was an entire shaved, stuffed, and preserved gopher with no ears or arms. And it made me think, "Who were these gentle creatures that once called my house a home?"
I went about doing a little homework. I dressed my fineries and headed down to the local gay establishment, "The Anal Sex, Cock Sucking and Gay Sex Bar" and sat by myself on barstool, sipping a strawberry-kiwi Bacardi Breezer Brand wine cooler. Within minutes, two strapping black men in assless chaps sat down on either side of me, and we chatted.
"Do you worship Satan as your unholy Lord" I asked quizzically. "No, thilly. We are jutht a few honest cock thuckerth trying to find peath in thith world." I was aghast! I always just assumed that gay people were malignant sexual deviants lurking about, constantly masturbating into their pants and paying for their ecstasy habits by jacking off wayward old men who for some reason, be it cocaine or Darvoset addictions or marital problems, thought that they could find some sort of hackneyed and inappropriate "love" in the hands of these predatory men who would like nothing more than to eat the newborn children of good, God-fearing Christians, spitting the clean bones back in the faces of the suffering parents and laughing, shouting evil, taunting gay curses while fervently fingering their anuses, licking their fingers in hate and defiance of anything happy and decent.
It turns out I was wrong. The gaymens I met that day were kind and loving. They shared their Sea Breezes and Flaming Dr. Peppers with me as if they'd known me their whole lives. One offered me the shirt off his back, asking nothing in return. When I told him I already had a shirt, he took his off anyway and stuffed into the crotch of my pants, insisting that I keep it, "Just in case mine flew off." What a merry bunch.
Like I said, it's only been a month since my discovery of the Cock Casket, but since then I've had tens of experiences just like the one at the "The Anal Sex, Cock Sucking and Gay Sex Bar." As my knowledge of Buggers, Butt Pirates, Queers, Pillow Biters, Poofters, Sissies, Limp Wristers, Fairies, Bulldozers, Chicken Hawks, Trunchion Munchers, Salad Tossers, Otters, and Anal Rangers increases, I find that they are all basically good folks.
I'll continue to update you as I delve into the history of my home and it's roll as a veritable Sodom during the late Nineties.
User Reviews
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-04-03 11:08:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-30 08:47:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So what you are saying is.....that you are a gay cocksucker who likes dildos that you keep in your floor, and behind your wife's back (who is really your gay man toy) you cheat on him at the back door pub. Righty-o old chap, jolly good show.....
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I'm not sure where you arrived at that drawn-out conclusion. There are three possibilities. One, you're too stupid to understand what you read and truly drew that conclusion based on what I typed in my post. Two, you simply cannot read, which doesn't seem right since you can write. Or, three, you couldn't just -2 the post and move on, you had to try and find some ridiculous way to insult me and that was the best you could come up with. Either way, you're a moron and I hate you.
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awww... I didnt mean to make your balls withdraw... It was a shitty post... followed up by a shitty review... Don't post here if you you don't expect to get assholes like me yelling out derogitory things... I read it again and it still sounds like you are an in the closet fairy who wants some form of approval from a bunch of faceless entities.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2007-03-30 09:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My girlfriends brother is gay.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-30 09:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:53:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LAUGHED
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SO DID I SO HARD IN FACT I FORGOT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK OR PUNCTUATE
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NOT ME. I LEFT IT ON PURPOSEFULLY.
IT'S CAPSLOCK DAY, AFTER ALL. DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?
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OF COURSE I GOT THE FUCKING MEMO
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HE JUST FORGOT THE ONE TIME AND HE'S ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF IT SO IT'S NOT EVEN REALLY A PROBLEM ANYMORE SO WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-30 08:47:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So what you are saying is.....that you are a gay cocksucker who likes dildos that you keep in your floor, and behind your wife's back (who is really your gay man toy) you cheat on him at the back door pub. Righty-o old chap, jolly good show.....
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I'm not sure where you arrived at that drawn-out conclusion. There are three possibilities. One, you're too stupid to understand what you read and truly drew that conclusion based on what I typed in my post. Two, you simply cannot read, which doesn't seem right since you can write. Or, three, you couldn't just -2 the post and move on, you had to try and find some ridiculous way to insult me and that was the best you could come up with. Either way, you're a moron and I hate you.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So what you are saying is.....that you are a gay cocksucker who likes dildos that you keep in your floor, and behind your wife's back (who is really your gay man toy) you cheat on him at the back door pub. Righty-o old chap, jolly good show.....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*she'll
Sorry, I just got done reading all of the comments on that starr girls post. I done caught the illiteracy.
Sad Panda.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:56:20 EDT (#)
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FTW, you should totally get her a shirt that says 'Ghey Sheild' with one of those really bad iron-on decals of He-Man that they had back in the 80's.
If she's a good girlfriend, she love it and wear it.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-29 09:05:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:59:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:13:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-28 07:02:07 EDT (#)
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Forthewin - Leave DuPont Circle. Immediately.
That is all.
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What's so wrong with Dupont? Aside from the shitty traffic pattern.
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You're a cute, young guy, and I don't want you to catch teh ghey.
Dude, one of my gay friends told me that it's trendy to pretend you have a lisp if you're a gay guy. It's a metro-gay thing, I suppose.
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Oh, don't worry, I have a ghey shield. The ghey shield being my girlfriend. You think she'd mind if I started calling her that?
And I was wondering about that. Because sometimes they have such a strong gaycent, I can't believe it's unintentional.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:59:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:13:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-28 07:02:07 EDT (#)
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Forthewin - Leave DuPont Circle. Immediately.
That is all.
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What's so wrong with Dupont? Aside from the shitty traffic pattern.
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You're a cute, young guy, and I don't want you to catch teh ghey.
Dude, one of my gay friends told me that it's trendy to pretend you have a lisp if you're a gay guy. It's a metro-gay thing, I suppose.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:13:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-28 07:02:07 EDT (#)
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Forthewin - Leave DuPont Circle. Immediately.
That is all.
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What's so wrong with Dupont? Aside from the shitty traffic pattern.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:55:36 EDT (#)
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I'm fine with you two using this post as an argument podium, but please do remember to kindly leave +2's each time.
Thank you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:45:52 EDT (#)
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Multiple alters?
Where do you come up with this bullshit? Your posts get the ratings they deserve, loser.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:44:01 EDT (#)
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Desolate misanthrope?
How do you figure, shitforbrains?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:30:02 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How other users have rated you:
JonnyX (user info) -134 on 167 = -0.80
Reciprocity, my friend. Reciprocity.
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what the fuck this all about, Sfaggy?
I remember well when Sfaggy joined us - I made some post about how Australians are criminally-inbred retards, and he tried arguing with me. After slapping him around a few times, I forgot about him, but he wanted to feud...whatever.
Since he's been proven to be incapable of posting anything interesting or worthwhile, he decided to turn into the Australian IHAKF, thinking that any attention is good, even if it means being a total retard to get it.
I am surprised my rating of him is so high...he has used multiple alters over the years to continually -2 me, so I (like most everyone else around here) just tune him out. Did you like Desolate Misanthrope? That was Sfaggy's latest alter.
I really feel sorry for the guy, he's a night watchman with no life at all except for horse-racing and Ubersite - pretty sad, really.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:57:28 EDT (#)
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He did. About 2 years ago as well.
I'm on auto-pilot now.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:44:59 EDT (#)
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bigot.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:39:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:30:02 EDT (#)
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How other users have rated you:
JonnyX (user info) -134 on 167 = -0.80
Reciprocity, my friend. Reciprocity.
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It would seem that you two have a bit of a feud going. The question is: who started it?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:30:02 EDT (#)
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How other users have rated you:
JonnyX (user info) -134 on 167 = -0.80
Reciprocity, my friend. Reciprocity.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:47:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:41:38 EDT (#)
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What in fucks name is a wine cooler. I know I've asked on here before
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You are an idiot, and a foreigner. Don't speak snaggle tooth. Excellent post Fruity McFruitshake.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know any gay people.
I'm going to go down a gay bar this weekend and meet some on your reccomendation. I will let you know how it goes.
P.s Lilac is a safe 'Neutral' colour right?
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:35:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:06:06 EDT (#)
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Curiously, why do people use the word "homophobic" to describe someone who dislikes gays? If you dislike something, are you necessarily afraid of it? Shouldn't I just be called a bigot? Surely not "homophobic" as I don't "fear" fags. Unless I someday go to prison, but even then it's not ass sex based on homosexuality, just boredom and territorialism.
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Have another for the above review.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:34:03 EDT (#)
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I look forward to hearing more stories about your gay-infested home.
Submitted by simplyfresh (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:14:19 EDT (#)
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This was funny.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:51:18 EDT (#)
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you did change all the shower heads in your house.... didn't you???
Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:06:41 EDT (#)
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"My interest in faggotry began a month ago when I found-quite by accident-a hidden cache of dildoes under a trap door in our office closet. If I hadn't been obsessively and compulsively straightening the fringe on the rug in that room, I would have missed the cleverly disguised lacquered 8-ball pull-handle and might never have know about the little fake cock storage chest built into the foundation of our home."
LOL - +2 just for that paragraph
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 08:48:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-03-28 03:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that was just shit. fag.
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HAHAHAHA which one of these is not like the other... First one to tell me who's giving retaliatory -2's wins a prize.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-28 08:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A coworker of mine bought a house, and the entire basement was filled with stacks of gay porn magazines.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-28 07:02:07 EDT (#)
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Forthewin - Leave DuPont Circle. Immediately.
That is all.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-28 06:52:40 EDT (#)
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BARTLES & JAYMES FOR LIFE, BITCH!
LOUD NOISEZZZ
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-03-28 03:38:30 EDT (#)
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Beautiful.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-03-28 03:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that was just shit. fag.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-03-28 00:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My interest in faggotry began a month ago when I found-quite by accident-a hidden cache of dildoes under a trap door in our office closet.
great sentence.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"licking their fingers in hate..."
that cracked me up
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:29:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:06:06 EDT (#)
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Curiously, why do people use the word "homophobic" to describe someone who dislikes gays? If you dislike something, are you necessarily afraid of it? Shouldn't I just be called a bigot? Surely not "homophobic" as I don't "fear" fags.
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I've been bitching about that one for years. The short answer is, because if you control the language you control how people think. If you frame the dislike of gays as a "phobia" it is automatically a psycological shortcoming. Not only is the homophobe implied to be irrational, but they are also implied to be weak. Because fear is weakness and a phobia is an irrational fear.
It's really a fairly genius bit of pseudo mind-control that has been flying completely under the radar for oh, I don't know, ten years or so? When did "Philadelphia" come out?
For a bonus, go back and read everything I just wrote. There are eleven potential gay double entendres within the text. First person to find all eleven wins a prize.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:43:26 EDT (#)
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I know only two gay men. They're pretty awesome though.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:38:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:30:27 EDT (#)
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Amusing. Yet, I've never met a gay man with this lisp that everyone insists that they all have.
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That's weird.
Literally every time I walk a block to the Whole Foods, I hear a minimum of one guy walking past in the opposite direction going on about something with a blatantly feminine lisp.
Most of them do, in fact, have one. They vary to certain degrees, but it's incredibly common.
Then again, it might just be because I live in the gay capitol of the world, and I'm the only person here that doesn't have a lisp.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dblogg (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:11:43 EDT (#)
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"...in the hands of these predatory men who would like nothing more than to eat the newborn children of good, God-fearing Christians, spitting the clean bones back in the faces of the suffering parents and laughing..." That Alone won me. good job, Being in the Navy and having to deal with the Bullshit of "dont ask dont tell" I used to have to pretend to like those homo's i work with, but they are just like us, looking for a score...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:41:38 EDT (#)
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What in fucks name is a wine cooler. I know I've asked on here before.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I waited around until 5:15, yelled "fartsmeller!" a couple of times, almost got arrested, then I called it a day. You can kick my ass some other time.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooh I'm almost at 1000 ratings....my next 3 will be +2's
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:02:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:58:30 EDT (#)
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interesting....How could those guys live without their dildos? Some day they'll be knocking on your door, looking for their treasure....
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ah hahahahahaha. I don't know how they could forget such a trove of goodies, honestly. It'd be like me moving out and leaving the dead hooker in the garage.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:58:30 EDT (#)
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interesting....How could those guys live without their dildos? Some day they'll be knocking on your door, looking for their treasure....
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:23:43 EDT (#)
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SOOOOOORRRRRRRYYYYY
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:17:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:16:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:06:06 EDT (#)
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Curiously, why do people use the word "homophobic" to describe someone who dislikes gays?
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Dont really understand that one myself, surely it should be Homoodi...uh homoodium...maybe
Something like that, my latin is not so good
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or fag-hater
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:16:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:06:06 EDT (#)
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Curiously, why do people use the word "homophobic" to describe someone who dislikes gays?
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Dont really understand that one myself, surely it should be Homoodi...uh homoodium...maybe
Something like that, my latin is not so good
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I told him I already had a shirt, he took his off anyway and stuffed into the crotch of my pants, insisting that I keep it, "Just in case mine flew off." What a merry bunch.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:10:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:09:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:48:09 PDT (#)
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omfg MJ where have you been?!
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Recording a new album
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I like the Las Vegas statue idea. It's about time that the only real music legend of our time gets a little recognition a la a 50 ft. robotic likeness with laser beams.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:09:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 12:48:09 PDT (#)
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omfg MJ where have you been?!
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Recording a new album
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:06:06 EDT (#)
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Curiously, why do people use the word "homophobic" to describe someone who dislikes gays? If you dislike something, are you necessarily afraid of it? Shouldn't I just be called a bigot? Surely not "homophobic" as I don't "fear" fags. Unless I someday go to prison, but even then it's not ass sex based on homosexuality, just boredom and territorialism.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:01:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:59:20 EDT (#)
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homophobic, and unfunny at that.
Watching you get all worked up about your precious rating, however, is bound to be priceless. :)
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I am all worked up about my rating. I hope you're happy. :(
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:59:20 EDT (#)
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homophobic, and unfunny at that.
Watching you get all worked up about your precious rating, however, is bound to be priceless. :)
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:55:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:53:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:57:48 EDT (#)
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I LAUGHED
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SO DID I SO HARD IN FACT I FORGOT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK OR PUNCTUATE
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NOT ME. I LEFT IT ON PURPOSEFULLY.
IT'S CAPSLOCK DAY, AFTER ALL. DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?
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OF COURSE I GOT THE FUCKING MEMO
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beeltea, that zero just cost you your life. Prepare for battle. Courtyard, 5 PM.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:53:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LAUGHED
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SO DID I SO HARD IN FACT I FORGOT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK OR PUNCTUATE
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NOT ME. I LEFT IT ON PURPOSEFULLY.
IT'S CAPSLOCK DAY, AFTER ALL. DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?
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OF COURSE I GOT THE FUCKING MEMO
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:48:09 EDT (#)
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omfg MJ where have you been?!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:46:31 EDT (#)
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Careful, you'll catch the AIDS from that toilet seat of yours
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:43:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:40:10 EDT (#)
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Silly fool. Gay and also homosexual people are just like the rest of us. Only instead of breathing air like the rest of us, they breathe the rancid foetor that excudes from a pre-teen manle's recently deflowered anus. Also, they can color coordinate and make dildoes explode with their minds.
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THAT'S TELEKENESIS, KYLE.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:41:53 EDT (#)
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I do, too, as long as the gay people in question are "bi, lipstick lesbos".
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:41:41 EDT (#)
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fucking fudge packers
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:40:10 EDT (#)
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Silly fool. Gay and also homosexual people are just like the rest of us. Only instead of breathing air like the rest of us, they breathe the rancid foetor that excudes from a pre-teen manle's recently deflowered anus. Also, they can color coordinate and make dildoes explode with their minds.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:25:16 EDT (#)
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Hmmm. I hope some alter doesn't come along and break my +2 streak...
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Rest assured, zimm0r will be along eventually with his "!FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!" -2 to tarnish you, just like the rest of us.
This was gold.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:22:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LAUGHED
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SO DID I SO HARD IN FACT I FORGOT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK OR PUNCTUATE
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NOT ME. I LEFT IT ON PURPOSEFULLY.
IT'S CAPSLOCK DAY, AFTER ALL. DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:30:27 EDT (#)
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Amusing. Yet, I've never met a gay man with this lisp that everyone insists that they all have.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You brought all your own furniture right?
Just a recommendation to keep you sane while you sleep. Unless this whole ghey thing is really growing on you.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY MENZ!
Oh, it was intentional you say?
Very well. Carry on.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm. I hope some alter doesn't come along and break my +2 streak...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LAUGHED
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SO DID I SO HARD IN FACT I FORGOT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK OR PUNCTUATE
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does this mean you're a fag-hag?
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I laughed at this.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does this mean you're a fag-hag?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my butt is sore after reading this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can find a good post storage chest here: http://www.ubersite.com/u/shlongy
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When you found them....did...did you sit on them?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait till you learn about the ghey AIDS!
BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT HIV IS A FAGS-ONLY DISEASE!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LAUGHED
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can find a good cock storage chest here: http://www.ubersite.com/u/shlongy
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In fact, there's even a few that I love.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 14:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like gay people too.