SUPA: Second Uber Poetry extrAvaganza (SUPA: Son of FUPA, Son of Man) (2466 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-03-27 14:57:21 EDT
It's back. Bow down, bitches.
Bow down.
The poetry event of the year is at your doorstep, in your face and it's got something to say. What's it saying, you ask? Can't you hear? Who are you, Anne Frank? Now before you get all "But Orgasmatron, it was Helen Keller" let me ask you THIS: how, pray tell, could Helen Keller have avoided capture by the Nazis so well if she couldn't see or hear? You people need to get your fucking facts straight.
Anyway, some of you remember well the adventures of yesteryear and recall exactly what this is all about. But some of you may be wondering what exactly is going on here. Well let me tell you:
Keeping with the tradition of themed writing comps around here, the users here took a stab at verse to see who could flex their poetic muscles the most. Many bought tickets to the gun show, and many fell along the wayside with bullets in their foreheads. Appropriately enough (given all the 'mo jokes that fly around here like so much poo in a monkey house), two women met in the finals and the dingo-eating babymaker Circe won the day and became the first Poet-Queen of this website.
Along the way, though...oh such drama.
What other competition's hubs - hubs alone, mind you - have brought in 26,847 hits and over 2,200 reviews? Do you have any idea what sort of shit has to go down to make that happen?
Check 'em out whydontcha, entries and all: http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/fupa
If you were here last year, you know you want in again. If you're new to all this then you sure don't want to read about it all a day later in the Daily News. Don't have your cheese left out in the wind this year. Don't be that guy. Don't be a loser. Be a part of 2007's most ridiculous undertaking this side of Anna Nicole Smith's funeral. Make yours SUPA today.
Where was I going with this?
Oh. Right.
I need names.
Writers. Poets, if you will.
I need people who want to trip the light fantastic and post in meter and/or rhyme.
I need souls to feed to the angry muse who has gone away from me. Who I fear has run from us all.
I need all interested parties to sign their name below this mighty fist so that a bracket may be created and, with it, history.
Dates, other essential details, punch AND pie will be provided once a final headcount has been achieved.
Slap on some Hai Karate and come get some.
User Reviews
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-29 10:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW, there's no underscore in MY name, biotch.
THAT is reserved for Mr. Average Q. Dan.
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AHEM!
scuse me?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mark your calendars, my pretties.
This will begin Thursday, April 5.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-02 08:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Start this biatch, I have a poem that will rock your socks.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-04-02 08:23:41 EDT (#)
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You need a fucking life.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:08:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-01 15:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should disallow all ratings from morons who are too stupid to have even ONE post to their credit.
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I resemble that review.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-01 16:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So when does this shindig get underway?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-01 15:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll probably eat boatloads of shit for this, but I think you should disallow all ratings from morons who are too stupid to have even ONE post to their credit.
Actually, I want to see only reviews from those in the comp. Everyone else has no investment, and can indiscriminantly -2 the hell out of something they cannot do.
signed,
Bubba The Cranky
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-01 14:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY only suggestion:
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think we should do murder mystery poems
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-31 18:54:13 EDT (#)
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Did you just say cripes?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-30 18:51:20 EDT (#)
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You're both in. I'll be accepting names through the weekend.
If anyone has thoughts on how they'd like it all to go, sing out.
Did I just say sing out? Cripes.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-30 18:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
would love to join..
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-30 17:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok fine.
I change my mind.
I'll play - if you'll let me.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2007-03-30 09:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will do it just so i can lose. If i dont lose i feel sorry for all of you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-29 10:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW, there's no underscore in MY name, biotch.
THAT is reserved for Mr. Average Q. Dan.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-29 10:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But do I gotta WAX 'em? I mean, can't I just shave them like I'm used to doing?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-29 10:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To: Captain_Thorns
Re: hardwood floors
The first mention of AHF possibly going all bare floor appears here http://www.ubersite.com/m/82757, lost among a variety of other observations, and was immediately followed up by a hardwood-only post here http://www.ubersite.com/m/82938.
This experience was later immortalized here http://www.ubersite.com/m/82935#1804352
If you have any other questions, please direct them to Axolotl, Website Historian.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Say, are we allowed to submit audio versions of our poems, or is this a text-only comp?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-03-29 00:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-28 19:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But AHF, the REAL question is, are you going to redo the hardwood floors in honor of O's MVA?
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Hell no, lol, once was enough, honest to god, don't know how you ladies do that all the time, keerist!
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O-kayyy....I'll take one for the team this time, then.
What?!?!
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-03-29 00:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-28 19:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But AHF, the REAL question is, are you going to redo the hardwood floors in honor of O's MVA?
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Hell no, lol, once was enough, honest to god, don't know how you ladies do that all the time, keerist!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-29 00:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubba The Cranky?
Kiss my ass Spanky
The O-man doth suck
In the rear of a truck
And wipes off his face with a hanky
The Zebra has stripes on his anus
His bullshit he cannot explain us
Though Shlongy's a dick
My balls he may lick
With -2s he shall brain us
Though Saccy whipped the Bard
And stole all his lard
Her rhyme was missing the rhythm
She sent him a letter
That made him get better
And now he is drowning in jism
Holy Coley, Mother of rhyme
Let us sniff your putrescent slime
Squat down here and release the beer
Does your twat still look like an ear?
Those are my best. :(
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-03-29 00:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 19:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-03-28 19:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, I will give this a whirl seeing that you are so close to the MVA. I am in.
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FUCKING. A.
How've you been, Broseph?
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Started a new job that has been brutual. Been dealing with that mess. Come in and give a read as often as I can, but very little time to do much else. Looks like all is going alright with you. I am heading to DC this summer, will try and catch you for a night of drinks and BS.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's plenty of time to sign up, Circe. I'll let this run out through the rest of the week.
MyTee - some people are here, some aren't, scourge was banned, now he's not, Lishy's still a whore, Davros is still ginger and sicosemen's penis hasn't been on the front page for months.
You're officially all caught up.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there still room? If there is, I'd like to play...
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I was JUST going to e-mail you, C..no seriously..right fucking now. SWEET.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
skrap - would "butt mass" work for you?
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Always has in the past. And that, I believe, qualifies me for an amature poet union card.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All right... what have I missed?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there still room? If there is, I'd like to play... even if the well has run dry and I go out in round 1, I can give someone else the dubious, fleeting pleasure of beating last years' winner, right? It's my good deed for the month.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 19:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-03-28 19:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, I will give this a whirl seeing that you are so close to the MVA. I am in.
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FUCKING. A.
How've you been, Broseph?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-28 19:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But AHF, the REAL question is, are you going to redo the hardwood floors in honor of O's MVA?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-28 19:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahumblefool!
YAY!!
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-03-28 19:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, I will give this a whirl seeing that you are so close to the MVA. I am in.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rob_robo_berg - Of course you're allowed to play. Unless you're trying to politely decline by putting it on me.
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That was my very best and politest declination I could muster.
I'm no poet, but I'm exceedingly happy to rock it out in the 'appreciation' category.
That's all I'm sayin'.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have another hit...less than 2000 to go for the mva woo!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
skrap - would "butt mass" work for you?
rob_robo_berg - Of course you're allowed to play. Unless you're trying to politely decline by putting it on me. Which is what I've come to expect from your Northies, really, and is of no surprise to me.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's an unwed talking head who turns a nose to bread, eating bees instead. If you drown doubt and dread and go where angels fear to tread you will find his words, unread. That said, beware. Once read they will leave you in shreds.
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Alas your sass has no mass being but gas passed an... an... *damn*. Can't think of a word for 'derierre' that ends in 'ass'. You win.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-28 17:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
random poetic
support from the gallery
yet no real talent
WOOO! My first haiku since grade 4.
What?
I'm not allowed to play?
Good call.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's an unwed talking head who turns a nose to bread, eating bees instead. If you drown doubt and dread and go where angels fear to tread you will find his words, unread. That said, beware. Once read they will leave you in shreds.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, that's good below
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"skrapmetal the Unready"
The frenetic homiletic ascetic's prophetic, but some find his poetic aesthetic a bit 'electro'-magnetic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm colorblind, so you've got it made in the shade.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:10:09 EDT (#)
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I don't think we'll have anything to worry about. This site and its jackasses aren't going anywhere for at least another three months.
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I wouldn't call your subjects jackasses.
That would insult my genus.
They're just a bit subjective.
On the other hoof, you may judge me by the colors of my skin or the content of my characters.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for "coley, Queen of Filth"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think we'll have anything to worry about. This site and its jackasses aren't going anywhere for at least another three months. Or so my insider info suggests.
I've said too much.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had forgotten how much shit was stirred during FUPA last year.
Are there any designs in the works, at the very least, to guard against random -2 bombs?
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I've been emailing b-bart about adding a Clownshoe Filter to this website, which would instantly eliminate any review that isn't submitted with sense and class. I'm not holding my breath, though.
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ahahahahaha
Be careful what you wish for.
That could deplete your troops.
Hell, it would deplete a large percentage of the entire site.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had forgotten how much shit was stirred during FUPA last year.
Are there any designs in the works, at the very least, to guard against random -2 bombs?
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I've been emailing b-bart about adding a Clownshoe Filter to this website, which would instantly eliminate any review that isn't submitted with sense and class. I'm not holding my breath, though.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had forgotten how much shit was stirred during FUPA last year.
Are there any designs in the works, at the very least, to guard against random -2 bombs?
At any rate, a little poetry primer (for MY benefit, not you 'mos)...
-Haiku for an Overcast City-
something much needed
sunshine in Akron today
a rare sight indeed
-My Last Effing Sonnet-
If I write another fucking sonnet
I think I'll rip my guts open with knives
Then grab a plate to put the guts upon it
And happily devour my insides
Attempts to digest organs that digest
No better way than that to cease one's breath
Obstructing airways with one's large intest's
To picture both gastronomy and death
But that will only happen if I write
Using the pen for sonnets formed and thus
Avoiding, if I can, at least tonight
Reenactment of the Oroborus
That is the goal, to wit, before my eyes
I've nearly reached- oh shit!, *shrugs*, *stabs*, *eats*, *dies*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll always regret it if you don't messmind. Just like passing up a threesome with a Croatian gymnast and a ripe, college-aged double amputee. Just saying is all.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
C'mon, be reasonable. I can hardly write proper english as it is..
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I don't believe doing these in English is a requirement...correct, O-Man?
C'mon, join us...it's bliiiiiss.....
Oh and Orgamapr0n - "Trumpet King", eh? Well I'll have you know that I *relish* my trumpet performance on "Auld Lang Syne." RELISH!
MAYO'S ON, BITCH!
...hmmm...that doesn't quite have the same ring, does it?
No, but it tastes a lot betta, and you get free pimples!
Throw in some heinz, and i'll be crushed in round 1, But that might be fun!
I think i'll skip the croatian amputee...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha ha... alter...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I would have sworn you were a woman based off of your user name.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I thought you were a girl. No matter.
That's why. There are others but I'm too lazy to find them.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or did you just admit to being transgendered, beeltea?
Please clarify.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the holy hell just happened below? Did beeltea just 'fess up to being an alter?
V
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No really i can't do poetry so i can't in all fairness to my manly pride join in.
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This goes for me too, except most people on this sight don't think I'm a man anyway, so fuck it.
I'm in.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll always regret it if you don't messmind. Just like passing up a threesome with a Croatian gymnast and a ripe, college-aged double amputee. Just saying is all.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
C'mon, be reasonable. I can hardly write proper english as it is..
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I don't believe doing these in English is a requirement...correct, O-Man?
C'mon, join us...it's bliiiiiss.....
Oh and Orgamapr0n - "Trumpet King", eh? Well I'll have you know that I *relish* my trumpet performance on "Auld Lang Syne." RELISH!
MAYO'S ON, BITCH!
...hmmm...that doesn't quite have the same ring, does it?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh oh tron :
Do not be left out in the cold like yesterday's afterbirth, people.
There are still slots available.
C'mon, be reasonable. I can hardly write proper english as it is..
Poetry is a handful story's up from that basement.
Nah, skipping this one... I'll be watching.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Smemga-tron
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, I'm in. ilikesteak will make your eyes bleed at the sight of the glory.
Expect it to be the best thing ever, as they always are.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At large? But I'm little. And I'm right here.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not a slut monkey...Im just very friendly is all
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Assbean.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The_Drake, Questionably Hetero
At the risk of raising more questions.....I love you for that comment. Fucking great.
Dickhead.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the fuck not?
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Simply put, you've one post to your name and the jury's out on whether or not you're an alter. Get five people to vouch for you and you're in.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Sweet Sugar Collective Poet Bunnies (to-date) aaaaaaaaaaaaaare:
O-Toad of the Magnificent and Ever-Clean Underbits
sicosemen, Man of Yams
CaptainThorns the Trumpet King
TTOM, Scottish Slut Monkey
coley, Queen of Filth
Sacrilicious: Whore at Large
skrapmetal the Unready
Foolproof the Moderately Prepared
Shlongy the Little
Coleslaw_Murphy, Deacon of the Giant Bicep
scourgeoftheseas, Pirate-Prince of Fallopia
ghola, Mistress Ninjette of Ovals and Kittens and Discout Hot Tamales
JoeyG the Bald Bagg'd
The_Drake, Questionably Hetero
Hookhand Meister of Poblano Chicken
goferferhire, Marching Royal Duke
vexx the Likely-To-Bed-A-Fattie-Without-Next-Day-Guilt
Bubba2341 the Cranky
MyNameIsTim the One Hundred and Eleventyith
Timmaaaaah the Jimmy-Legged
Do not be left out in the cold like yesterday's afterbirth, people.
There are still slots available.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*staggers back into campsite after night of drunken snipe hunting*
*pitches tent, then pitches wood*
Ahhhhhhhh....nothing like day 2.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-28 06:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could be the best poet ever.............im there.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-28 06:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not joining this; Poetry is like teh 'Ghey' (Apart from yours Orgazmagizmo)
No really i can't do poetry so i can't in all fairness to my manly pride join in.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-28 05:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. I'll admit to curiously watching gay porn and yet I find this actually more pantsy and limp wristed(mostly cause those dudes were CUT and hung!).
I'm probably just mad cause I've never liked most poetry and can't write it worth shit so I'll just call you a nancy boy and pick my nose and flex a great deal.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-28 02:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This contest seems quite a collection
Of jerking and self genuflection
I don't give a shit
About writing for it
But I hope it restores your erection
Actually, I like the idea of this, but I found your presentation merely adequate.
An introductory poem would have been nice.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-28 01:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously though I'm not in this. Don't go putting me in this.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-03-28 01:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
m3rt. I won;t be able to access uber untill the 16th of april, so i guess I'm out. But I wanted to be in. FARK!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-03-28 00:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 19:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me
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YAY FUPA's where we first met awwwwww
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-03-28 00:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
there once was a man named tim
he decided he'd write poems on a whim
he'd give it a shot;
give it all he's got
and then he climbed out on a limb
tim wasn't that sure he could write
if he had to he'd stay up all night
by writing some poems
and jacking off alone
and killing ants out of spite
just a taste of whats to come bitches.
i'm in.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think we should do murder mystery poems
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I think she's right.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nicely done, 'licious
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ew.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle - somehow I'm thinking you're going to take it the wrong way if I say "well I still want to smell your stink."
So I'll just say this instead: SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAHHHshudder
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My guess is that it was Pentameter....in the Ubercon champagne room....with the Eric Rice jawbone.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-27 23:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O-man,
I don't do poetry.
My rhyme and meter stink
I'll stand by that claim until I'm really inspired some day.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think we should do murder mystery poems
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clenched emotions
'Round my ween
Feel my heart beat
Off and your head in
I feel strongly about violence
LOVE IS A FIST
There's no effort
To what's in
Open faced
Knuckle sandwich
I feel strongly about violence
LOVE IS A FIST
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Ew" means "I'm in" in Carpathian.
Good to have you aboard, Crystle.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ew.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-27 21:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As if anyone here could beat The Orgasmatron if he applied one microgram of effort...
It's still fun, and lots of good things came out of last year.
I honestly hope this thing doesn't start until next week.
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First, do recall that Ms. Sacrilicious defeated me no less than one year ago.
Second, read above where I state that I fear my muse departed me some time ago, oft humbling me in the act of literary love. If not, she's certainly of the mind to take vacations at will. Who knows what the next few weeks will bring.
Finally, this will definitely not start until next week. I'll let this week stand as a recruiting period, to see where everyone stands and who wants in. I'll get a better sense of the timetable once everyone who's of a mind to participate has entered.
I don't think you have a choice in participating, Stag. If I'm in, you're in right? I thought that's how this "sharing a body" thing worked.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you so stole that intro you bastard.
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From Clerks 2 the plagiarising poetry-whore
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Really? I don't recall that. I do remember a porn tape from the college days with the title BDB, though.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-27 22:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you so stole that intro you bastard.
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From Clerks 2 the plagiarising poetry-whore
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-27 21:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I honestly hope this thing doesn't start until next week. This week is end-of-quarter at work, and we have one guy quitting and one out due to a heart attack. I'll be busier than TigerLilly in an asskicking contest...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you so stole that intro you bastard.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As if anyone here could beat The Orgasmatron if he applied one microgram of effort...
It's still fun, and lots of good things came out of last year.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sif I could ever say no to you, Sacrilicious. I'll try my fist at it.
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AWESOME!
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*puzzled frown*
How the....?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sif I could ever say no to you, Sacrilicious. I'll try my fist at it.
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AWESOME!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes- Bubba- PERHAPS WE SHALL MEET AGAYNE MWUAHAHA
And Stagger_Lee- I DEMAND your participation. If I can join a fiction comp, then you can step out of your comfort zone and try your hand at poetry again.
I won't take no for an answer.
OK then, it's settled. Sign up Stagger_Lee kthxbye
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Sif.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 20:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Put me in...I have a score to settle with nitty.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 19:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes- Bubba- PERHAPS WE SHALL MEET AGAYNE MWUAHAHA
And Stagger_Lee- I DEMAND your participation. If I can join a fiction comp, then you can step out of your comfort zone and try your hand at poetry again.
I won't take no for an answer.
OK then, it's settled. Sign up Stagger_Lee kthxbye
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-27 19:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put me in. I gots me a score to settle with Sacrilicious. :D
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-27 19:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ain't no good at this, mang. So no dice. But I'll watch with interest.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 19:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me
==
YAY FUPA's where we first met awwwwww
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Considering my last 3 posts were poems...I'll think about it.
What the fuck. Sign my ass up
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You make me feel like a king.
So how does this work...you assign a topic or what?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It has to be yours, Drake Ape. That should be good enough for anyone.
The real question is: do you want a run at the fortune and glory or do you want to watch it all from the bleachers? Turn a blind eye to the cheap seats, strip down and battle nude in the Coliseum like a man's man. Bread and gold will rain down upon you, or you will be carried out in a mess of blood, hair and metal. Either way, a hero's end for you.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape Fist!
Love me in the inside - it hurts so bad
Oh Yeah, Rape Fist!
Slides so hard into my ass
I brace for impact
I'm gonna bite the hand that feeds
It's gonna hit me
No verse or meter or whatever, but it's perfectly in sync with the tune in my head.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll sign hookhand up
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooh I'm almost at 1000 ratings....my next 6 will be +2's
I dunno....do they HAVE to be good?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So you're in then? Perfect.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im not-a-so-good at da poetry....My last attempt was a drunken stupor of a post about my dad beating me.....terrible price, I paid.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what this competition is all about - proving that even sedated hippos and elated seppos can write poetry and have fun with it.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have all the poetic talent of a sedated hippo.
But yeah, I'm game.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALSO, IS THIS GOING TO BE A FREE WILL TYPE OF THING...NO ASSIGNED TITLES, GENRES, ETC? OR IS IT GOING TO BE OBNOXIOUSLY OVER-STRUCTURED?
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I like things that are obnoxiously over-structured. They give me a sense of belongingness and something blah blah blah no one's listening i hope rabid ponies (the ones that no one got me) devour you all.
So what I'm saying, is that I'm in.
Plus yay scourge is unbanned.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*takes down tent*
Okay, I'm done camping for today. Time to go home and get fellated. See y'all tomorrow!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must have really tiny balls to be able to get them in through the lid.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hear dipping your balls in Gold Bond does the trick too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me rephrase that....awwww, fuck it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I powder the boys - and my ass crack - with Johnson's baby powder every morning.
You could EAT off my asshole...it's that dry and clean.
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the fuck not?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Irritation's your thing. You don't see me going around asking when I'm a flaming poetry fag do you? It's just expected at this point. Unless you're drunk and blowing sunshine up someone's pucker I figure you've got a diaper rash.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Porbably...and I was irritated the entire time.
Couldn't you tell?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't you review one of last year's hub posts 70 or 80 times Shlongy?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well all that sounds like a lot of work for a hunk of metal and I don't see why..OOOW!
*rubs foot after giant now-bronzed phallic object like a penis only bigger falls from under skirt*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can see that THIS circle jerk is really going to get on my nerves very soon....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If PP had stolen it in the wintertime she'd have been easy to track. Just look for a trail of two round dents with little footprints through them.
I only made enough to satisfy last year's needs. I suggest you clean your residence and find it or contact Circe and ask her to send you yours. Or at least take a picture of it that you can take to Things Remembered in the hope that they can construct some sort of replica. Or, at the very least, print the photo on a nice throw of some sort.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like I could ever LOSE such a thing, or allow it to be stolen. Peon would simply have borrowed it.
I simply wanted it for my mantle, for internet poetry comp runnerup bragging rights. I don't care for metal sex toys that don't vibrate. I just wanted my fucking trophy.
"fucking trophy."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Then why are you here?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard that Lishy lost the first one when Professional Peon came over and stole in a fit of jealous rage one night.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Re: Lishy's prize fraud claims -
This is simply preposterous. I shipped the prizes out for 10:30 delivery through UPS the day the winner was announced. I know that Circe's took longer to get there because it had to go through international mail, but I clearly recall checking the tracking numbers the UPS guy gave me the next day to make sure everything had arrived.
Lishy probably just wants a second one because she lost the first one, or melted it while trying to weld it to the front seat of her car. That error, whatever it is, isn't mine and I will not be held accountable.
Just ask ghola about her pony. I've got the receipts to prove it arrived.
You know why? Because I know what brown can do for me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THERE ARE THOSE WHO POST HERE FAR MORE FREQUENTLY THAN LOKI, ESPECIALLY IF YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION SIGN UP DATES. I LIKE LOKI.
ANYWAY, DID YOU ADD MY NAME TO THE LIST OF COMPETITORS?
ALSO, IS THIS GOING TO BE A FREE WILL TYPE OF THING...NO ASSIGNED TITLES, GENRES, ETC? OR IS IT GOING TO BE OBNOXIOUSLY OVER-STRUCTURED?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not here for your amusement, Dink.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whew. It would take a fucking miracle for you to make me laugh.
OK, I'm in. You've convinced me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If that was directed at me, I laughed.
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The loki comment? No that was for scourge. You know where the mulch is, so you can't possibly be her.
The Willow comment, though, is all yours. Peck.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH JESUS LISH
YOU"RE GIVING ME IDEAS
OFF TO THE SHOWER I GO RIIIIGHT NOW
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If that was directed at me, I laughed.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So you want to be loki?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coley, darling- It would be an honor to lock horns with you. Preferably the horns of 2 male uberusers of our choice, for our own amusement.
And somehow (by somehow, I mean rampant spamming of contestants by other users)I made it to the final round last year. I hadn't written a poem since I was about 6.
p.s.- Don't believe a word about the prizes. Comp prizes never happen. I'm still waiting for the pewter likeness of The Cock of the Orgasmatron: Because 28 lbs of metal never felt so good™"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I HAVE RECONSIDERED.
I WILL PARTICIPATE.
MY NEW GOAL IS TO POST EVERY DAY, AND THIS WILL HELP ME OUT WITH THAT, MATERIAL-WISE. I REALLY WANT A HIGH INTERNET HIT COUNT SO I CAN BE COOL.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do I have to be the first to say it??
SUPA's on, BITCHES!!
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*dies*
Oh, man...like O-Man said...hadn't even THOUGHT of that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm in, right?
I've been practicing my poetry, to the point where I can sucessfully rhyme "hopper" with "toilet".
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut up, Willow. You had no chance last year.
Stop pointing that acorn at me.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M IN by the way, with a trimeter-disaster, first-round-out sized chip on my shoulder.
It's not that big of a chip though. It is a poetry contest, for god's sake.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS again: Round 2 winner
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85878
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do I have to be the first to say it??
SUPA's on, BITCHES!!
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Bless you. Seriously.
I hadn't even thought of that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. Sign me up.
I can write poetry in my sleep.
PSS. Keep nitty out of this. He got the eventual winner DQ-ed last year.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I"M GOING TO BATHE MYSELF IN STEAMING HOT WATER NOW AND SHAVE EVERY INCH OF MY BODY IN ANTICIPATION, AFTERWARDS MOISTURIZING EXCESSIVELY WITH FRUIT_SCENTED LOTIONS TO INCREASE MY ADVANTAGE BY EMPLOYING THE BONUS OF SLIPPERY_NESS
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*dies*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck my foreskin, Hitler.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85571
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I"M GOING TO BATHE MYSELF IN STEAMING HOT WATER NOW AND SHAVE EVERY INCH OF MY BODY IN ANTICIPATION, AFTERWARDS MOISTURIZING EXCESSIVELY WITH FRUIT_SCENTED LOTIONS TO INCREASE MY ADVANTAGE BY EMPLOYING THE BONUS OF SLIPPERY_NESS
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG DOES THAT MEAN WE"RE HORNY
IF WE"RE LOCKIN HORNS I MEAN
OR SOMETHING
SOMETHING DIRTY
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do I have to be the first to say it??
SUPA's on, BITCHES!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would like to participate in this SUPA of which you speak.
*saunters over to CT's tent with a cooler of cold beers, makes a trade for a chair for the afternoon*
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Hell, if you're bringing the beer skrap, I'll give you the frickin' TENT. I can always take shelter underneath Sacrilicious and Coley while they lock horns...the view's much better that way.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ACTUALLY SCOURGEY I HAD SEEN YOU SUGGEST THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT I DIDN"T WANT TO JUMP ON THE SHIP WITHOUT CHECKING THE MAXIMUM CAPACITY< OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT>
FOR SOME REASON I AM AVERSE TO ACTUALLY USING THE CAPS LOCK AND INSTEAD CHOOSE TO HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY WITH MY LEFT PINKY< THUS MAKING ALL COMMAS< ETC LOOK LIKE THIS: <
WTF IS UP WITH THAT
I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO TAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS THAT IS "YOURS" AND MAKE IT MY OWN
STUBBORN SHEDEVILS
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY SCOURGE
(WELCOME BACK BY THE WAY)
WOULD IT BOTHER YOU TERRIBLY IF I ADOPTED YOUR CAPSLOCK STYLE OF REVIEWING, JUST FOR THIS ONE DAY?
DO TELL
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DO AS YOU WILL, OREGONIAN SHE DEVIL, DO AS YOU WILL
AS SOMEONE HERE (I FORGET WHO AND IT'S REALLY NOT IMPORTANT)ONCE SAID, "CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL"
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY WERE RIGHT.
RIGHT AS RAIN.
I HAD PREVIOUSLY DECLARED THIS 'CAPSLOCK DAY'...SO OF COURSE IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PLACE BIG LETTERS WHEREVER YOU GO. IT SEEMS ONLY YOU AND I ARE CELEBRATING. NOBODY ELSE LIKES A PARTY I GUESS.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98220
As you can see, I am quite the...word...maker...guy.
Fuck it, I suck but I'll join this little extravaganza!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry O, I meant to say that I'm not entering. My poetry sucks more than a hooker on the clock.
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Someone else want to defend Canada's honor in this thing, then?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would like to participate in this SUPA of which you speak.
*saunters over to CT's tent with a cooler of cold beers, makes a trade for a chair for the afternoon*
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SACRILICIOUS
BEWARE MY COMPETITIVE NATURE
FOR YOU AND I MAY END UP WITH LOCKED HORNS IN THE FINAL ROUND
OH WAIT WHO AM I KIDDING MY POETRY SUCKS
I DON"T EVEN *HAVE* POETRY
CRAP WHAT HAVE I DONE
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in. I'm so totally going to defend my silver sybian from last year.
I mean medal.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WELL THEN, THAT I CAN HANDLE
SLIGHTLY LESS PAINFUL
WAIT
WHAT?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron is a god among men.
What? It's true. You should see his halo-like ring of scrotal hair. A perfect circle like none other.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry O, I meant to say that I'm not entering. My poetry sucks more than a hooker on the clock.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY SCOURGE
(WELCOME BACK BY THE WAY)
WOULD IT BOTHER YOU TERRIBLY IF I ADOPTED YOUR CAPSLOCK STYLE OF REVIEWING, JUST FOR THIS ONE DAY?
DO TELL
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll consider you in then, coleygarchy.
This certainly won't be double elim. Double anal maybe, but never double elim.
It'll likely go on forever as it is.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you want to read painful, terrible poetry then count me in.
Especially if it's NOT double-elimination.
That friggin UM comp dragged on forEVER..and I'm not even a good writer.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sets up tent*
*unfolds chair*
*sits down and stretches out comfortably*
Ahhhh, I love camping. I think I'll stay here for a while, yes, I will.
And just to reiterate, CaptainThorns wants to participate in FUPA, more than any other competition on Uber that ever was or ever will be. Except for Ubertines...and maybe Ubermas...and...
...ah hell, ALL of the writing comps are a shitload of fun.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I CANNOT PARTICIPATE.
I AM A TALENTLESS HACK.
I AM A SECURITY GUARD.
I AM A GARBAGE MAN.
I AM A LOOSE CANNON.
I GOT A QUESTION. IF YOU GUYS KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT WOMEN, HOW COME YOU'RE HERE AT LIKE THE GAS 'N' SIP ON A SATURDAY NIGHT COMPLETELY ALONE DRINKING BEERS WITH NO WOMEN ANYWHERE?
BY CHOICE, MAN.
WHERE'S MY TWO DOLLARS?
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KICKBOXING. SPORT OF THE FUTURE.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell, Im in.
But only in an attempt to prove that poetry doesnt have to be fucking depressing so expect picture based hilarity to be combined with my entries ala my Tale of Jack McCallum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96819
Prepare thyself.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh you KNOW I'm in. In like sin.
What's that? Even after last year's drama, you ask?
Nay, BECAUSE of last year's drama. (For the uneducated, see http://www.ubersite.com/m/85608 and the smashing sequel http://www.ubersite.com/m/85943.)
Shlongy and Nitty, this is your year to SHINE!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to write poetry
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No.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:13:35 EDT (#)
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Susie_D?
coley?
Are you both saying you're out? Is either one of you participating?
Idiot-proof your answers please. Remember who you're speaking to.
Sicosemen - Just remember, I won't write your entries for you.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a horrid poet but this is still entertaining, and I can only imagine you created that fist jpg yourself.
*shudder*
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to write poetry.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm in motherfucker. I just recently started doing poetry but I'm sure I'll be out in the first round. This is just because I want to be part of the crowd for once.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I'm a loser, baby. Poetry is not my strong suit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"two women met in the finals" - close enough to a namedrop for a +2.
Quiet, Method.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Throw your hat in whydontcha, Flakurge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS +2 IS BECAUSE I EAGERLY AWAIT BOTH THE DRAMA AND THE QUALITY POSTS THAT ARE SURE TO FOLLOW FROM THIS.
FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST
I WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATING AS MY MUSE RAN OFF WITH ANOTHER GUY.
FUCK YOU, BITCH.