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APW: Brass Fountain (570 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.34 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-03-28 10:08:56 EDT


My dad took this photo at a lawn and garden show back home. Some local artist (I don't know who) constructed this water fountain completely out of brass instruments, and I think that's pretty damn cool.



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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-03-29 06:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

How did it sound??

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-29 06:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet its a bitch to clean.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-28 16:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sometimes art isnt art

sometimes art is just a bunch of crap

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

thats gotta be a bitch to clean

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 14:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does that fountain spray forth the blood of our enemies like a river?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-28 13:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Neato.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sometimes art isnt art

sometimes art is just a bunch of crap

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

cool

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sadly I have no imagination and as such would love this more if it had water comming out of it.

Then I think about my lack of talent in anything remotely artistic and realise that this guy has talent; I don't know what for, but it is talent.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 APW

-1 no attempt at creativity AT ALL.
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I know. But it is still rather unusual, and as such, I thought it was worth a solid zero.
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Well me, I'm a giver.

Plus you made me laugh.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sometimes art isnt art

sometimes art is just a bunch of crap

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

apw = +2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How does disk defrag work?

The word "disk defrag" is typically used to refer to the Microsoft Windows utility called Disk Defragmenter. It is designed to solve a problem that occurs because of the way hard disks store data.

If you have read the article How Hard Disks Work, then you know three key facts about hard disks:

1. Hard disks store data in chunks called sectors. If you imagine the surface of the disk divided into rings (like the rings of a tree), and then imagine dividing each ring into pie-slices, a sector is one pie-slice on one ring. Each sector holds a fixed amount of data, like 512 bytes.
2. The hard disk has a small arm that can move from ring to ring on the surface of the disk. To reach a particular sector, the hard disk moves the arm to the right ring and waits for the sector to spin into position.
3. Hard disks are slow in computer terms. Compared to the speed of the processor and its memory, the time it takes for the arm to move and for a sector to spin into place is an eon.

See How Hard Disks Work for more information.

Because of fact #3, you want to minimize arm movement as much as possible, and you want data stored in sequential segments on the disk.

So let's imagine that you install a new application onto an empty hard disk. Because the disk is empty, the computer can store the files of the application into sequential sectors on sequential rings. This is an efficient way to place data on a hard disk.

As you use a disk, however, this efficient technique becomes harder for a disk. What happens is that the disk fills up. Then you erase files to reclaim space. These files that you delete are scattered all over the surface of the disk. When you load a new application or a large file onto the disk, it ends up being stored in hundreds or thousands of these scattered pockets of space. Now when the computer tries to load the scattered pieces, the disk's arm has to move all over the surface and it takes forever.

The idea behind the disk defragmenter is to move all the files around so that every file is stored on sequential sectors on sequential rings of the disk. In addition, a good defragmenter may also try to optimize things even more, for example by placing all applications "close" to the operating system on the disk to minimize movement when an application loads. When done well on older disks, defragmenting can significantly increase the speed of file loading. On a new disk that has never filled up or had any significant number of file deletions, it will have almost no effect because everything is stored sequentially already.

As you might imagine, the process of indivdually picking up and moving thousands of files on a relatively slow hard disk is not a quick process -- it normally takes hours.

Starting with Windows 98, the defragmenter places the data on the hard drive in the same sequence Windows uses it. The Windows 98 defragmenter also knows what programs you run the the most often, and places those on the disk so the computer can access it the fastest possible time.

For the defragmenter to properly run, ensure you have no applications running. Typically, SYSTRAY and EXPLORER are all you need to have running to run this application. You can see the active tasks you have running by doing a "three-finger-salute" (Ctrl+Alt+Del). Disable any screen saver in use, too. The defragmenter will fail to stay running if your system is constantly accessing some other application like Findfast.exe, a resource user that automatically gets installed with Microsoft office. To prevent Findfast.exe from running at every system boot, simply delete it from your Windows STARTUP folder, or look for the Findfast icon in control panel and change its setting.

The defragmenter can take a considerable time to run, so start the Defragmenter before going out for the evening or at the end of the day, before going to sleep.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is very cool indeed.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

In retrospect, I should have captioned this post "APW: Rusty Trombone".

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, people in Middle America need to get some muhfuggin' HOBBIES.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

werd up I'm gay

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was born in Illinois, and I'm in a good mood. Manly-like...with the beard and all.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tuba steak fresh at 11AM don't be late.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 APW

-1 no attempt at creativity AT ALL.
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I know. But it is still rather unusual, and as such, I thought it was worth a solid zero.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Local to back home. Quad Cities area of Illinois-Iowa. The lawn/garden show was in Rock Island, I think, but that may or may not have been the artist's home town, since there are about six or seven major towns/cities in the QC.

Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Interesting. I think I found the water stream on the left side of the fountain (looking at pic). Would have been cooler if the water was coming out of the top and falling down over the sides. If it is, excuse me while I go find my glasses and when I come back I will +2 this.



Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 APW

-1 no attempt at creativity AT ALL.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

local to where?


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