Favorite Lines from Favorite Movies, Plus Fuckin' Commentary (2618 hits)
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Submitted by Lungfish (View user info) at 2007-03-28 22:19:52 EDT
Partly irreverent, partly sincere, all pretty much sucky. Another fuckin' list. Blow me. Except for Shlongy and Sphagnum; you guys are magnificent.
1) "Rosebud." (Charles Foster Kane [Orson Welles], in "Citizen Kane")
Who the fuck names his sled "Rosebud?" Nobody. That's who. "Rosebud" was the pet-name that William Randolph Hearst gave his mistresses' vulva. I'm guessing it was quite lively. (That last word was a typo...supposed to be "lovely"...but I like "lively" too. Lively and lovely vulvas are good.)
An imagined conversation between Herman Mankiewicz and Orson Welles at the beginning of this cinematic endeavor:
HM: Hey Ors, I've got an idea for a script. How 'bout we put one of the biggest assholes in the world on his deathbed...and he's so broken and guilt-ridden after being an asshole for 70 years or so that the only thing he is able to talk about is his girlfriend's pussy?
OW: What about the rest of the movie?
HM: We'll come up with something.
OW: Interesting idea, Mank, but it's 1940, and the world won't be ready for talk about pussy until 1970 or so. How can we code it?
HM: A fucking sled, of course. Jesus Christ.
OW: You've been drinking again, haven't you, Mank?
HM: Yup. BOY-IN-A-CANOE! BOY-IN-A-CANOE! BOY-IN-A-CANOE!
Orson Welles had the biggest set of cock-n-balls in all of Hollywood, and Hearst made him pay dearly for it.
2) "Saigon... shit; I'm still only in Saigon." (Captain Willard [Martin Sheen], in "Apocalypse Now!"
This line sets the whole movie. It is going to be shit. A lot of shit. Shit galore. Later in the same scene, a fucked-up-in-real-life Sheen puts his through a mirror, cutting himself badly. More shit. Later during production, he has a heart attack. More shit. Everyone gets dysentery. Much more shit. Marlon Brando gets incoherent on our asses. Awesome shit. Great fucking movie about a shitty war. (Oh...it's also about one man's search for and discovery of his "Heart of Darkness." He doesn't like what he finds.)
3) "The form unfinished, sent before my time, into this breathing world. I'm cured of fantasy obsessions, paranoid delusions; I master words. I -- straighten up there -- am -- close up there, I, you are but a little word -- God. I am God. Not the god of love, but God Almighty. I massacred the Malachites and the seven nations of Canon. I hacked a god to pieces and blasted the barren fig tree for the day of vengeance is in my heart! Heh he huh. You lunar jackass. You betrayed you -- guilty, guilty, guilty -- the punishment is death. I've finally been processed.... I'm Jack! Cunning Jack, quiet Jack. Jack whose sword never sleeps. Hats off -- I'm Jack!!! Not the good shepherd.....not the prince of peace......I'm red jack, spring hill jack, jack from hell -- tradename? Jack the Ripper!" (Jack "Don't call me Jack" [Peter O'Toole, in "The Ruling Class")
I've used this here before in a different shit-post. A really shitty shit-post. But not the shittiest of my shitty-shit shit-posts. Whatever...I like it. Peter O'Toole thinks he's Jesus, and later, Jack the Ripper. Hilarious, but I've just ruined it for you. So don't bother watching it, I guess. Sorry.
4) "Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!" (Alex [Malcolm McDowell], in "A Clockwork Orange)
One of the questions Anthony Burgess' novel asks is: "Who is the real bad guy, here?" Alex shouts the above to a gang of rapists, before imposing some ultra-violence on them, thus saving a young lady from rape. Later in the story, Alex is the rapist. Well, you've already seen it. I don't know why I'm explaining things. Still, I love the language in the above quote.
5) "So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel, as you are." (Lawrence [Peter O'Toole], in "Lawrence of Arabia.")
Ummmm...I'm not touching this one. But then again:
6) "But you know, Lieutenant, in the Arab city of Cordoba were two miles of public lighting in the streets when London was a village?" (Prince Feisal [Alec Guinness...yea Guinness!], in "Lawrence of Arabia."
7) "Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock." (Harry Lime [Orson Welles], in "The Third Man")
Primo Satanist Anton LaVey once called Harry Lime the most Satanic of all movie characters. I read that when I was a kid, before seeing the movie, and it always stuck in my head. Above is my favorite quote, but my favorite scene is when Harry Lime first appears in the movie. Still sends chills up my spine.
It's long enough, for god's sake. Mandatory image attachment below (this man has huge cock-n-balls):
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-10 03:02:19 EDT (#)
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random plus two that means nothing; as the mets won today. Oh, and I forgot; a complete transcription of Willie Nelsons' "On the Road Again"
Much love Arizona boy.
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On the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
On the road again
Goin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again,
And I can't wait to get on the road again.
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
And I can't wait to get on the road again
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-09 18:46:21 EDT (#)
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I had no idea that you did a post like this first. My bad...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-08 16:12:33 EDT (#)
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Don't know how I missed this post.
"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-07 02:26:53 EDT (#)
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O BOY! i've just bought, and started, on another bottle of JW blue
a 49 this time
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-07 01:55:09 EDT (#)
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Lungy, dear, accept this as a gentleman's bet.
But make sure you are sure...
The Mets will kill the diamondbacks.
What do you want to wager?
beeltea.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-07 00:12:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-07 00:09:18 EDT (#)
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and wait, you just paid off your student loans?
what are you, like 168?
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Goddamit...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-07 00:09:18 EDT (#)
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and wait, you just paid off your student loans?
what are you, like 168?
never stop learning, kids.
okey doke imo gonna pass out now.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-07 00:07:05 EDT (#)
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*sp pretentious
There ain't no tits on the radio
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-07 00:04:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 23:47:24 EDT (#)
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It's Friday.
I got paid today.
The D'Backs won tonight.
Brandon Webb pitches tomorrow.
I have a little whiskey and a lot of beer.
Bill Maher's on tonight.
The family's happy.
And I just paid off my fucking student loan in full. In fuckin' full.
+2s on me.
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Tis Friday,
I got paid as well.
The Mets won tonight.
I think they are going to go 162-0.
Tom Glavine pitches tomorrow.
I have a little whiskey and a lot of beer.
Bill Maher is a pretencious cunt.
The family is happy.
LUNGFISH RULES
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-06 23:52:18 EDT (#)
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you just payed off your student loans???
if you're not kidding, i'm fucked.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-06 08:09:45 EDT (#)
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Gas Station Attendant: You two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county line.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.
[They drive over the line; a thug stops them]
Thug: Out of the car, fellas.
[Thug drives off with Patty Wagon]
SpongeBob SquarePants: How many seconds was that?
Gas Station Attendant: Twelve.
Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants: In your face!
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But the best quote doesnt come from a movie.
It comes from Episode 5, Season 2 of The Mighty Boosh and is as follows:
Bootsy Collins: Shit this ball producin some sweet cream
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-06 06:10:27 EDT (#)
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Kick ass post !
2 lines :
"What did you do to his body?" - from 'Brazil', dunno why i like this movie...
"The guy's a machine!" - from the Matrix
Just adding some bullshit.;-)
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:38:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:27:26 EDT (#)
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Right back at you.
New guy, have a gratuitous +2. It's my new thing.
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What? You just got finished telling me that it's not your new thing!
Oh, and could you keep fighting with Habeeb? It's fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:11:33 EDT (#)
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Hey Lungfish. What does your sister do?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:51:43 EDT (#)
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That's hilarious, Shlongy. I need to see that movie again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-03 16:41:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.slap-shot.com/JoeMasturbater.mp3
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-03 16:27:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-31 22:32:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-30 23:05:10 EDT (#)
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"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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The_Drake, I really didn't like your reviews, but then you had to 'bust out' this one.
You gotta love that guy, he had a mullet, and you know what they say about the mullet...
'Business in the front, party at the back'
They Live
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How could you not like my reviews.....they were movie quotes.....it makes no sense.
Unless you don't like the movies I had chosen....
Here's one i KNOW you'll like. It's right up your alley.
"......eight year olds, Dude."
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-03 16:14:58 EDT (#)
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"You fill me with inertia." (George Spiggot, aka Lucifer, in "Bedazzled" [1967...the funny version])
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you're cooler than I gave you credit for.
That movie is one of the best EVAR...JULIE ANDREWS!!!!!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-04-03 02:49:45 EDT (#)
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That guy looks like he could run Cuba.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:20:49 EDT (#)
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numbnuts??
ok gramps
a pox on u and yer kin
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 19:09:47 EDT (#)
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Ultraviolence
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For other uses, see Ultraviolence (disambiguation).
Ultraviolence is a term from the novel A Clockwork Orange, referring to acts of extreme violence — random and unjustified (e.g. attacking a defenseless old man for fun).
In the novel by Anthony Burgess, the protagonist, Alex, robs, rapes, and ultimately murders without conscience. Ultraviolence is similar to the phenomenon of thrill killing, although, unlike thrill killing, taking life is not required — and if it happens, it is incidental to the brutality. Ultraviolence is treated as extreme sport, i.e. violence for the sake of violence.
This sense of aesthetic violence has led to the term's usage in media criticism, i.e. the representation of violence as enjoyable spectacle. The term "ultraviolence" has been applied to film and television series such as Elfen Lied, Kill Bill, Battle Royale, GANTZ, A Kite and Sin City.[citation needed] An underground culture has seen the release of popular Japanese films and TV series such as Audition, in which ultraviolence is a subgenre.
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That's okay. The host fam thinks you're insane. I think you're alright.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:49:55 EDT (#)
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One of the questions Anthony Burgess' novel asks is: "Who is the real bad guy, here?" Alex shouts the above to a gang of rapists, before imposing some ultra-violence on them, thus saving a young lady from rape. Later in the story, Alex is the rapist. Well, you've already seen it. I don't know why I'm explaining things. Still, I love the language in the above quote.
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to "do the ultra-violent" IS rape in A Clockwork Orange ...
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-04-01 15:42:31 EDT (#)
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Great call on the "Slapshot" links there Shlongster!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-01 14:44:25 EDT (#)
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http://www.slap-shot.com/DenisHallergy.mp3
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-04-01 14:02:16 EDT (#)
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Dont like America football eh,,,
FUCK U
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 13:22:05 EDT (#)
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VWP reminded me of Airplane
Rumack : Captain, how soon can you land?
Oever : I can't tell.
Rumack : You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Oever : NO, I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack : Well, can't you take a guess?
Oever : Well, not for another 2 hours.
Rumack : You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-01 13:13:36 EDT (#)
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Not if it's your first experience hearing British spoken, it isn't...and considering it was bastardized British, at that. The plot itself is rather simple, yes, once you get past the phonetics.
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Gotcha. You ever tried watching Trainspotting? I saw it in an American cinema once and it was subtitled.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 13:07:31 EDT (#)
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I saw Slapshot so long ago. I just can't remember. I need to go out and rent it. Thx.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-01 13:01:44 EDT (#)
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Dunlap: "Oh you cheap sonuvabitch...Are you crazy, those guys are RETARDS".
McGrath: "I got a good deal on those boys, the scouts said they showed a lot of promise".
Dunlap: "They brought their fucking TOYS with 'em. "
McGrath: "I'd rather have them play with their toys than with themselves".
Dunlap: "They're too dumb to play with themselves".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:53:12 EDT (#)
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THIS oughta make all "Slapshot" fans - hell, anyone with a sinse of humor - happy as hell.
Look what I found...
http://www.slap-shot.com/audio.htm
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-31 22:32:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-30 23:05:10 EDT (#)
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"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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The_Drake, I really didn't like your reviews, but then you had to 'bust out' this one.
You gotta love that guy, he had a mullet, and you know what they say about the mullet...
'Business in the front, party at the back'
They Live
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-03-30 23:21:26 EDT (#)
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<cough>
and I quote...the best line EVER spoken in a movie:
"[Referee skates over to Steve Carlson during the playing of the National Anthem]
Peterboro Referee: Got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya.
[a bleeding Hanson leans in and says]
Steve Hanson: I'm listening to the fucking song."
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-30 23:05:10 EDT (#)
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"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-30 21:02:40 EDT (#)
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in my opinion,t he greatest line (or scene) from any film is in true romance where dennis hopper tells the big story about how the sicilians that are about to kill him are 'part eggplant'. he looks them right in the eye, takes a long last drag on his cigarette then he goes through this big elaborate story just to basically tell them "fuck you". fuckin killer scene, great fuckin dialogue.
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-03-30 14:37:20 EDT (#)
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Ron Burgundy: [picking up phone] Ron Burgundy. Stay classy, San Diego. Hello, Baxter? Baxter, is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the decency to say something.
Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital--what is it?
Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?
Barbara: My, how you've grown!
Ed: Yeah, you'd better believe it.
Not artsy. But funny as all get out!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-30 12:44:03 EDT (#)
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They don't make movies as good as Lawrence of Arabia anymore
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-30 09:54:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:21:38 EDT (#)
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A great line from a decent movie...hard as hell to follow, but the second time around wasn't so bad. I really do need to read the book sometime.
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I don't understand why everyone had such a hard time understanding Clockwork Orange. It's pretty simple, no?
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Not if it's your first experience hearing British spoken, it isn't...and considering it was bastardized British, at that. The plot itself is rather simple, yes, once you get past the phonetics.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-03-30 07:04:01 EDT (#)
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Who's that?
-Must be a King.
Why?
-He hasn't got shit all over him.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-30 06:44:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-03-30 06:21:29 EDT (#)
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"Shut the bitch up before I fuck start her head."
Some movie I can't recall the name of.
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It's 'Shut that cunts mouth before I come over there and fuck start her head', from the opening of Way of The Gun. I posted it here the other day.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-03-30 06:35:58 EDT (#)
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Kate: I don't understand why women do it. I don't see how they can get any pleasure from it. It's gross and unnatural. It's not supposed to go up there. Frankly, I don't even understand why men want that kind of thing either.
Deuce Bigalow: So you're opposed to women being involved in modern space exploration?
Kate: Absolutely! Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-03-30 06:21:29 EDT (#)
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"Shut the bitch up before I fuck start her head."
Some movie I can't recall the name of.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-30 00:54:16 EDT (#)
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"You had one titty goin' this way and one titty goin' that way......it was pretty amazing."
~Roy from The Devil's Rejects~
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 22:18:44 EDT (#)
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Sorry I almost crashed your comp :(
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:14:29 EDT (#)
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crap... no its RoboCop.
hehe.
funny.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:13:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:53:41 EDT (#)
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Oooh oooh oooh just thought of a GREAT one:
Clarence Boddiker: "Bitches leave!"
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Total Recall?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:42:06 EDT (#)
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robocop?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:53:41 EDT (#)
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Oooh oooh oooh just thought of a GREAT one:
Clarence Boddiker: "Bitches leave!"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:53:06 EDT (#)
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That is a fucking excellent movie, and highly underrated.
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Shut the hell up you ignorant dick-faced pansy.
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Oooohhhhh! Get a fucking clue, cakeboy.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:41:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:37:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:35:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:27:36 EDT (#)
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Drake -- Had to look it up. Haven't seen it. I'll keep my eye out for it, though.
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Pretty much just solid ass-kicking throughout.
Worth the 5 bucks you'll spend in the bargain bin.
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Fantastic movie. So many good lines.
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Definately. I tried to link the maddox review on it, cause it cracks me up every time. But the fuckin' link is dead. go figure.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:37:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:35:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:27:36 EDT (#)
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Drake -- Had to look it up. Haven't seen it. I'll keep my eye out for it, though.
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Pretty much just solid ass-kicking throughout.
Worth the 5 bucks you'll spend in the bargain bin.
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Fantastic movie. So many good lines.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:35:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:27:36 EDT (#)
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Drake -- Had to look it up. Haven't seen it. I'll keep my eye out for it, though.
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Pretty much just solid ass-kicking throughout.
Worth the 5 bucks you'll spend in the bargain bin.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:27:36 EDT (#)
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Drake -- Had to look it up. Haven't seen it. I'll keep my eye out for it, though.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:27:22 EDT (#)
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"First you want to kill me. Now you want to kiss me. Blow."
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:24:42 EDT (#)
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"Gimme some sugar, baby"
or
"This....is my BOOMSTICK!"
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:16:25 EDT (#)
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Yea Jonny!
Here's one I wish I would have included:
"You fill me with inertia." (George Spiggot, aka Lucifer, in "Bedazzled" [1967...the funny version])
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:04:24 EDT (#)
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but my favorite scene is when Harry Lime first appears in the movie.
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dude, you get +50 for that - the way he first appears, out of the shadow? fucking awesome
i am surprised they have done a remake set in Baghdad, it would rock
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:21:38 EDT (#)
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The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:56:47 EDT (#)
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ROFL Berg
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:51:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:44:08 EDT (#)
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"You're the man now, dawg"
- Best Sean Connery line EVAR! -
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:26:25 EDT (#)
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"One-half teaspoon for fast, effective relief."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:19:06 EDT (#)
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"Let's call the pizza man...!"
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:11:42 EDT (#)
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your preliminary positioning has served you well
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:07:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-29 13:14:31 EDT (#)
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Don't take this streak breaker personally because this post wasn't bad...I just think you could have used more "mainstream" and "interesting" movies, instead of being all 'arty" and "intellectual" by choosing classics.
Christ, most of those movies were produced when the world still lived in black and white, for chrissakes.
Suffice to say, I think you could have done more with a line from "Animal House", "slapshot" or "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" than with some of your choices.
I can't believe I just apologized for a +1.
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Funny, this is exactly why I'm giving it a +2. Quotes from animal house/slapshot/boondock saints/fightclub/big lebowski/fear n loathing in LV et al have been done to death on this site. Don't get me wrong, they were hilarious movies, but it's nice to see something different for a change.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-29 15:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATM Machine: Feed me a stray cat.
- American Psycho
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-29 13:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't take this streak breaker personally because this post wasn't bad...I just think you could have used more "mainstream" and "interesting" movies, instead of being all 'arty" and "intellectual" by choosing classics.
Christ, most of those movies were produced when the world still lived in black and white, for chrissakes.
Suffice to say, I think you could have done more with a line from "Animal House", "slapshot" or "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" than with some of your choices.
I can't believe I just apologized for a +1.
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Lungfish gots tha juice! An apology? From SHLONGY? For a +1???
That is pure e-nerd goodness.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just saw it yesterday, so its fresh in my mind
XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?
Dragan: Yes.
XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, fuck off then.
[hangs up]
-Layer Cake
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That is a fucking excellent movie, and highly underrated.
+++++
Shut the hell up you ignorant dick-faced pansy.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES! it was fucking FANTASTIC...sorry about the rating lung...i meant to put a +2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just saw it yesterday, so its fresh in my mind
XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?
Dragan: Yes.
XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, fuck off then.
[hangs up]
-Layer Cake
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That is a fucking excellent movie, and highly underrated.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just saw it yesterday, so its fresh in my mind
XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?
Dragan: Yes.
XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, fuck off then.
[hangs up]
-Layer Cake
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"A frenologist feels and interprets the size of Walt's asshole."
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"What are you, Sigmund Sawed-off fuckin' Freud?"
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What...nothing from Gigli?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-29 13:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Dunlop, you suck cock"
"..all I can get"
hahahahha
great movie
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-29 13:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"You nailed him, coach, you nailed him right in the fucking head"...
"Yeah, you nailed him right in his MIND!"
"Besides he deserved it..."
YEAHHHHHH
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-29 13:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"What did the old man trade for these assholes, a used puck bag?"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-29 13:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"They brought their fucking TOYS with them!"
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-29 13:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ned Braden: What are you doing?
Jeff Hanson: Puttin' on the foil!
Steve Hanson: Every game!
Jack Hanson: Want some?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-29 13:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't take this streak breaker personally because this post wasn't bad...I just think you could have used more "mainstream" and "interesting" movies, instead of being all 'arty" and "intellectual" by choosing classics.
Christ, most of those movies were produced when the world still lived in black and white, for chrissakes.
Suffice to say, I think you could have done more with a line from "Animal House", "slapshot" or "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" than with some of your choices.
I can't believe I just apologized for a +1.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 13:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
-Animal Crackers-
There's a list of great movie quotes at www.afi.com check it out.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Plastics"
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"yea I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about not listening to her.. or somethin'.. I dunno I wasn't really paying attention"
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"HEY PETER MAN, CHECK OUT CHANNEL 9 ..ITS THE BREAST EXAM!! WOO!!"
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sherrif of Nottingham :"I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!"
Robin Hood : "Why a spoon?"
Sherrif of Nottingham : "Because it will hurt more!"
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misquote:
It should read: "Because it's DULL you twit, it will hurt more!"
C'mon!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sherrif of Nottingham :"I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!"
Robin Hood : "Why a spoon?"
Sherrif of Nottingham : "Because it will hurt more!"
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
28 days.......6 hours......42 minutes.....12 seconds.
-Donnie Darko.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A great line from a decent movie...hard as hell to follow, but the second time around wasn't so bad. I really do need to read the book sometime.
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I don't understand why everyone had such a hard time understanding Clockwork Orange. It's pretty simple, no?
Another of my favourites, oft spoken to my clumsy friend at parties:
'Careful man, there's a beverage here!'
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Harry Callahan (THE Dirty Harry): "I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
De Georgio (About Callahan): "Harry hates everybody. Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it."
Gonzales: "How does he feel about Mexicans?"
De Georgio: "Ask him."
Harry Callahan: "Especially Spics."
Little Korean kid: "No time for love Dr. Jones! We gotta get outta here!"
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 11:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or my other favorite...
"ni"
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 11:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-29 11:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good movies and good choices.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-03-29 10:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite line by Willard in Apocalypse Now: "Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin' program."
Words to live by.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-29 09:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chloe: Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No-one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-29 09:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jake: How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Father: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-29 09:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And one of my favorite movie excerpts:
"What have you done to Brad?"
"Nothing, why, do you think I should?"
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-29 09:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!"
A great line from a decent movie...hard as hell to follow, but the second time around wasn't so bad. I really do need to read the book sometime.
I think this post would've stood on its own with solely the Citizen Kane bit...great stuff.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-29 09:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to watch 'A Clockwork Orange' exactly one time.
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I loved the book, I hated the movie.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to watch 'A Clockwork Orange' exactly one time. I made the grievous error of getting insanely high beforehand and then trying to watch it. That ended with me screaming to 'TURN OFF THAT FUCKING WORK OF THE DEVIL!!!!1' and rocking on the couch, muttering to myself about Satan and the color orange for awhile.
This occured within the 1st 20 mins of the movie.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-29 06:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-29 06:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is day 14355 from the continuing drama.
Stay tuned for day 14356...
I need a dishwashing-robot...or a self-cleaning appartment.either will do.
Greetz!!!!!!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-03-29 05:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, of course, Bogart never actually said "Play it again, Sam." I think it was something like "You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play it." (that is probably not exact)
'Play it Sam, play it for me..'
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-29 05:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From the beginning of Way of the Gun (and completely unrelated to the rest of the movie):
Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car!
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!
Bar Patron: Go ahead.
Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck...
Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-29 02:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Jules- Pulp Fiction
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-03-29 01:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be!"
Or
"Well, sir, what do you suggest? We stand here and shed tears and call each other names... or shall we go to Istanbul?"
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2007-03-29 01:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different."
I love this movie! and as a bonus:
(looks at empty bottle of alcohol in hand) "I don't feel drunk."
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MILTON: ... Guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks. All you gotta is set it down... Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Well I tell you. Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste but don't swallow. And while you're jumping on one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off. He's a tightass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee-landlord! Worship that? Never!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Great movie, FG, and everybody. Funny line, Rob. I remember that.
Fuck...I'm outta cigarettes.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zebra:
I'll look for Slipstream. Hopkins has been one of my favorites since seeing "The Lion in Winter" and the overly long "QB VII" (great performance, though).
I almost included some Bogart. Love Bogart. But "Treasure of Sierra Madre" is my favorite...maybe.
B. Traven.
"Casablanca" is mom's favorite movie.
My mom won't watch any Paul Newman movies because my dad is (or was) an absolute look-alike. (I look like my mom, unfortunately. No wait...that didn't come out right. Alas. Sorry, Mom.)
Paul Newman -- another favorite, but not 'cause he's my dad's illegitimate brother.
I had a feeling you were in the industry, but I'll keep it a secret.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST."
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!"
Always made me giggle.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's not forget The Big Lebowski! Home of some great lines!
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Sternn! He's nothin' but a low down, double-dealin' back-stabbin' larcenous perverted worm. Hangin's too good for 'im. Burnin's too good for 'im. He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!. I'll kiiiiill him!"
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two of the many famous lines from Casablanca were improvised:
"Here's looking at you, kid."
Thrown in by Bogart.
(He actually emphasizes the wrong word, the natural way it should be said is with the emphasis on 'looking,' the verb, instead of 'you,' only now it never sounds right that way because it's ingrained in the collective consciousness)
and
"Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Made up at the last minute by one of the producers, I think. The censors wouldn't let Ilsa leave with Rick because she was a married woman, btw.
Also, of course, Bogart never actually said "Play it again, Sam." I think it was something like "You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play it." (that is probably not exact)
And one of my favorites has always been "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" which was probably improvised in a sound booth by Robert Redford long after Butch Cassidy wrapped.
Here's a line you won't find but hopefully will hear in the future:
"Nothing like a war to make a man feel at home."
As with all great lines, context is everything.
Silence of the Lambs is one of 3 (I think just 3) films that won all five major Academy Awards, after It Happened One Night and Cuckoo's Nest.
Anyone who likes Anthony Hopkins should watch for Slipstream. He wrote and directed it. The script is really bizarre, so I hope it turns out well.
One last thing: Your #3 quote begins with a piece of the opening soliloquy from Richard III.
You are the only person to whom I give easy +2s. Let's pretend this was a +1 so I can sleep tonight.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"So many assholes, so few bullets."
"Those chicks, they're like girl scouts, I took two boxes."
Scalper - "Fifty bucks"
Ford "You only charged the chicks twenty"
S - "hey, they blew me."
F - "Fifty bucks, coming right up."
F (later, surounded by hot babes, all of whom are fixing their lip-stick) "What, am I the only one who paid full price?"
"A nineteen sixty three Fender Stratocaster with orginal pick-ups and a maple neck, strung upside down for a left handed mother fucking genius..."
"You didn't think we'd kill the fuckin' koala bear, did ya?"
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Debbie can't talk right now"
"She's got my dick in her mouth"...Ruthless People
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-28 22:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
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Do I look like mother Theresa to you?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-28 22:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Dirty me with your man seed!" -Audrey Hollander, 'Girls Suck!'
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-28 22:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks FG. I took five years of Russian,which makes reading that great book all the more fun. Burgess loved to play with language.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-28 22:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great movies all!
My favorite movie line(s) comes from the exchange between Hannibal Lechter and Agent Starling after she found the decapitated head.
Lechter: I did not kill him, I assure you. Merely tucked him away as I found him after he missed 3 appointments.
Starling: If you didn't kill him, then who did, Doctor?
Lechter: Who's to say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Here, you'll like this website. http://www.ehricke.net/utopia/clockwork/nadsat.html
The language spoken by Alex and his droogs is called Nadsat and is surprisingly, mostly influenced by Russian.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-28 22:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha. I had to look both of those up. Never saw Heathers. Last saw "Empire..." at the theatre when it came out. Fuck...that was a while ago.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-28 22:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"And I thought they smelled bad... on the OUTside..."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-28 22:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."