First Post... better known as -2 dumping ground. (551 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.07 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by BeaverDamn (View user info) at 2007-03-28 23:21:44 EDT
I went to McDonald's today.
Shit
That's not how I wanted to start this story.
Come on man, you've been planning your first post for weeks now.
You've read Uber for more than a year now. Don't be a pussy.
I wonder who will be the first to describe how I should go about committing suicide?
Ah well. Here goes nothing...
HELLO UBER!!!
I'm hungry now...
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't mean to delete both "Welcome to Ubersite"'s.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-29 00:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
- Get Off Our Internet
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I seriously doubt that, because if you had, you would know NOT to put 'first post' in the title.
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Meh, I felt it was appropriate.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(tip: come up with a creative file name next time - the one you went with is junk.)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't read it but i liked the pic
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I actually thought this was pretty funny... especially considering I'm not a giant fan of the underlying sentiment - but I suppose that is where the humor comes from.
I predict we'll see some entertaining things from you in the future. Nice job, welcome.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congrats on B@W
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-29 14:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Come on man, you've been planning your first post for weeks now.
You've read Uber for more than a year now.
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I seriously doubt that, because if you had, you would know NOT to put 'first post' in the title.
Go forth, and suck no more.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-29 12:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
as you wish
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-29 11:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-29 10:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
McHitler is awesome...
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 10:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The rating is an even 0 right now......should I take it to the negatives or the positives, or be a pussy and zero it.
its a first post so....-2
but it't not a post that's damning all of us for being "gay" and "retarded" so +1
and there's not a lot of misspellings so....another +1
welcome to uber.....fuckface +1
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-29 10:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 first post
This sucked.
The Coalition has spoken.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-29 09:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I, too, have seen worse.
Unfortunately for you, those posts deserved -3's.
You stink.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-29 09:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope someone shits in your mouth while you sleep tonight.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-29 09:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-29 01:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen worse.
From users who have been posting here for years.
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I've seen worse.
From alters who have been posting here for years.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-29 09:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if you had just waited one day to post this it woulda been golden (or at least not complete shit). so much for one year of reading leading to knowledge of spt.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope. No fucking way. You are not getting any sort of pity +2 from me. No, sir. The pity is that I wasted time reading and then replying to this shitheap of a post. Why did you bother putting this shit up for consumption anyway? Is this the best you can do? I hope not.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-29 01:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen worse.
From users who have been posting here for years.
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"and he steps up as if to prove his own point..."
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-29 06:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come back and write something decent.
I'm not going to flame you because the picture did make me smile
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-29 05:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...yay...another alter...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-29 04:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
paedophile clown alert
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-29 02:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
shit
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-29 02:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome. Although -2 is the norm,
Hahhahahaah....
NORM!
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AHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-29 02:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-29 01:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If that picture didn't make me giggle like a retard I would have -2'd you into oblivion.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-29 01:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-29 01:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen worse.
From users who have been posting here for years.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-29 00:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome To Ubersite!
- Kill Yourself
- I Fucked Your Mom
- -2 Die
- I Fucked Your Dad
- This Post Sucks
- I Fucked Your Sister
- Fuck You You Fucking Alter
- I Fucked Your Brother
- This Is Fucking Method Isn't It?
- I Fucked Your Cat
- Get Off Our Internet
- I Hope Helmut Cat Fucking Eats Your Eyes
- NSFW?!?!?!?!
Welcome To Ubersite.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should stand on a table and jump off it onto a pole, asshole first, so that the pole skewers all your organs. Make sure its not long enough to get your brain though, you wanna suffer a little before you die.
Yes, first!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 first post
This sucked.
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But it's par for the course.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just had lunch
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hitler loves me this I know
For the Ronald told me so
Red or Yellow Black or White
Makes no difference they'll get gas at night
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't want to, but you made it mandatory. First posts don't necessarily get -2led, but you musn't admit or ask for mercy. Über can smell fear, like bees and teenagers do.
Welcome, and try to do better next time.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 first post
This sucked.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-03-28 23:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
pity +1
hang in there beev