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In My Next Life I Want To Be... (704 hits)

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Submitted by Harbinger (View user info) at 2007-03-29 16:48:38 EDT




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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-30 03:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

eww

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yes, I suppose there are worse things than having multiple college degrees, being capable of sucking your own dick, and probably still being popular with the ladies well into middle age.

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

!WATER! !WATER! !WATER!

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to be super mario too. Luigi can go suck a cock.
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http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n243/garethpostans/RonJeremySuperMario4-717393.jpg
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So it WASN'T yoshi's tongue that popped out of his mouth.

Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to be super mario too. Luigi can go suck a cock.
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http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n243/garethpostans/RonJeremySuperMario4-717393.jpg

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-03-29 18:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It thought it was a big mistake for him to keep Han Solo frozen in carbonite on the wall of his palace.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Nope, next.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HarHar!

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

smells like rape in here.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what, you want to be hairy AND greasy?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whoops. outed.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

scourge looks like Johnny Depp, only portlier.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

combine that with my sweet career guarding the front door and you have one hell of a mediocre package.

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at least from what I've seen from your camwhore, it's true, you tanned caribbean water merchant, you.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

scourge looks like Johnny Depp, only portlier.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

combine that with my sweet career guarding the front door and you have one hell of a mediocre package.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i can't imagine how fucked your present life must be

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I forgot he was in boonock saints.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mr. funny man, you're so ...fun-ny

Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

scourge looks like Johnny Depp, only portlier.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're halfway there.

I already think you're a big dickhead.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're not far off looks-wise, are you greeky?

the sex thing, not so much

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I gave this one away, it's not mine. And you're one to talk, you fucking cave troll

Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're not far off looks-wise, are you greeky?

the sex thing, not so much

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I'm tall and white and skinny, who am I?

Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to be super mario too. Luigi can go suck a cock.


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haha

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to be super mario too. Luigi can go suck a cock.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


HA HAH!

God bless that guy.


Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WOW REALLY FUCKING FUNNY YOU GREASY LITTLE BITCH. GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS, NANCYBOY.

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Do women actually find Ron Jeremy physically attractive in any way?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're not far off looks-wise, are you greeky?

the sex thing, not so much

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-29 16:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I concur.


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