Proof that I'm strange (as if there was ever any question): this post has it all (plus NSFW only at the very end) (2859 hits)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2007-03-29 20:44:22 EDT
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-18 13:07:01 EDT (#)
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Well I dont mind a glass of wine and well no idea about the dress sense, I tried to smoke a cigar once and I ended up burning my eyebrow.....
Mail me sometime Miss Coley and I will tell you all...nickhallinbristol(at)hotmail.co.uk
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-18 03:02:23 EDT (#)
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Ahahahah gay asians......darn you to the back of beyond, I was actually trying to be clever!!Nope im not from down under, I am from England!! Remember Timmaaaah!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-08 22:23:43 EDT (#)
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http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_aug11_2006.htm
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-07 11:36:17 EDT (#)
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Yes u can be my computer friend heh
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-07 06:10:47 EDT (#)
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Hola Guapa!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:54:44 EDT (#)
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I had a dream about you. That's where I draw the line. I'm leaving Ubersite.
By the way, you were spectacular.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:00:57 EDT (#)
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Coley, I've been seeing some of Habeeb's depictions of your sex life lately and I'm really worried about you now. Is everything okay dear? You know I can make some cocoa and you can talk about this with me. We can get you the help you need.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-31 07:07:21 EDT (#)
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No content.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-30 16:55:47 EDT (#)
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Goddamn some people are angry. This post was not supposed to be "super awesome" or "riveting" or "educational" or anything else. It was something silly to put up, for the hell of it.
Yeah, I got a new spark plug and oil filter but need to get gas cans to drain out the ol gas and see if that will do it. My friend that's taking a look at it unfortunately hasn't had a chance to switch those out yet... :( Which sucks because the yard is looking seriously scary.
I'm still not sure why anyone thinks my roomie's gay, but I'm also not going to have relations with him.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-30 16:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-03-30 16:06:24 EDT (#)
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I thought that I was the only one who had a feather boa and a nightstick! Did I just say that out loud????
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-30 15:58:28 EDT (#)
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ARCHIE MCPHEE WOO!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-30 13:00:59 EDT (#)
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honey shake that ass and bounce those tits
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honey shake that ass and bounce those tits
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honey shake that ass and bounce those tits
honey shake that ass and bounce those tits
honey shake that ass and bounce those tits
honey shake that ass and bounce those tits
honey shake that ass and bounce those tits
honey shake that ass and bounce those tits
honey shake that ass and bounce those tits
MAKE THE TECHNO SONG STOP
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-30 12:53:03 EDT (#)
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you have SO much cool shit, i would SO be your roomate too :)
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-30 11:43:01 EDT (#)
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NERD!!
+2 for Nun-chuck. I too will seek out one of those.
Also, I wager $5-American that your lawn mower just needs a new spark plug. ($2 @ almost any hardware store)
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-30 11:23:25 EDT (#)
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Fun stuff...
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-03-30 10:32:52 EDT (#)
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Let's play the opposite of dress-up.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-30 10:32:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-30 09:54:17 EDT (#)
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I want a nunchuck.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-30 09:48:29 EDT (#)
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your life is like a prop store explosion.
i really liked the nunchuk. i will go in search of one of my own. everyone i work with is a republican catholic and will be even more heartily offended when i start chucking nuns at the picture of W that is presently taped to the dartboard in my office
ps, you're sort of a dork.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-30 09:30:45 EDT (#)
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You actually seem like a normal girl. A lot of girls collect weird fun shit over the course of their party lifetimes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-03-30 07:58:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-30 07:11:19 EDT (#)
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Morrrrdoooorrrr etc etc
Im getting bored of the LOTR rings references, is there anything else with Orcs in we can start using?
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Dungeons & Dragons ??
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-30 07:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome and I want to hang out with you.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-30 07:41:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-30 07:11:19 EDT (#)
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Morrrrdoooorrrr etc etc
Im getting bored of the LOTR rings references, is there anything else with Orcs in we can start using?
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My Cellar?
Boobies yay!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-30 07:11:19 EDT (#)
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Morrrrdoooorrrr etc etc
Im getting bored of the LOTR rings references, is there anything else with Orcs in we can start using?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-30 07:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The note from "Marley" is quite amusing...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-30 07:03:56 EDT (#)
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Wow, I can't say that I really cared. I'm more interested in why you have a crooked smile in every picture you take. Is one tooth bigger than the other?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-30 06:54:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-03-30 06:52:35 EDT (#)
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I used to have the same garden-designer/architect.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-30 06:44:05 EDT (#)
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My services are always available..........
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-03-30 06:22:32 EDT (#)
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Holy fuck. Time to cut your grass.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-30 05:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice shades of weirdness here..
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-03-30 04:48:01 EDT (#)
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i cant believe i read the whole thing
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-03-30 03:04:46 EDT (#)
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That was weird... ' day in the life ' but not really a day, just explaining things from bags.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-30 02:48:26 EDT (#)
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I didn't read who posted this at first.
I didn't realise it was a girl until the cop costume.
I thought it was Caul.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-30 02:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are some titties.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-03-30 02:21:03 EDT (#)
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I'm really glad I checked this out. Not only is this my 150th review but it's also the last time I'll be here for about two and a half weeks. Have a great Easter people. I will.
Woo for Easter
Oow for having no uber...
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-30 02:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would totally stick it in your pooper, and your friend has some grade A ta-ta's.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-30 02:05:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-30 02:02:43 EDT (#)
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53rd now.
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'51rst' is actually legit?
Weird. Seems terribly mangled to me. My bad.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-30 02:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My love for you is like a truck...
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-30 02:02:43 EDT (#)
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53rd now.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-30 02:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-30 01:59:20 EDT (#)
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This is the 51rst review.
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51rst?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-30 01:59:20 EDT (#)
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This is the 51rst review.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-30 01:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2007-03-30 00:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read this whole goddamn thing. This may, or may not be, one of the worst post's here I have ever seen to garner more than 200 reviews. Maybe I don't know the intrigue following coley, id number 2000 -something as I've been off delving in my college-related issues, but I'm almost rid of my other responsibilities, and I assure you, I'll dedicate my pitiful existence to keeping this shit off the board, one post at a time.
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While certainly not the best post, it is a far cry from the worst post.
The intrigue?
No intrigue - she's just a good solid e-kid. Witty, self effacing and always eager to take a joke, load, or the even the wrath of Sauroman at any given time. In as much as someone can be 'real' or 'genuine' in an un-moderated forum-type setting such as this - she achieves a comfortable level of 'cool' that is appreciated by many of us folks who mindlessly line up and slather meaningless +2s on this (arguably) marginal post.
She gets 200+ reviews because people like her, and for good reason : She's likeable.
While I appreciate your fervor to clean up the, >ahem<, shit around here - your janitorial skills are not really required on this particular offering.
That help?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-03-30 01:39:00 EDT (#)
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Sounds like someone I know needs to have relations with her roomie. ;)
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-30 01:19:02 EDT (#)
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Typical Eugene hippie-chick with a jungle bush. Trim that shit, baby.
And those tits look like an ass.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2007-03-30 01:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-30 00:41:41 EDT (#)
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This was not so good. Sorry.
Bro, what's up? Still up for a contest? I have "honed" my skills, so they say.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2007-03-30 01:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WoW Sac
You know this was a shit post.
LoL.
PLUST TWOzzz So I CANz K3p my UBER rep
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-30 00:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This was not so good. Sorry.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-30 00:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2007-03-30 00:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi.
I'm an acne-ridden virgin. I have a tiny dick. I'm a douchebag in real life, and I'll prove how emo I am in a virtual message setting by choosing the name of a fucking retarded emo band, and then trying to hide that fact by being "edgy" and changing my name to 2 letters, thinking people won't notice my full name when I leave a comment.
I'll do this because I have no friends, a perpetual erection that makes me cry at night, and a hard-on for a nerdfight I can't possibly win.
Furthermore, once I stroke my teeny, tiny, flaccid excuse for a penis, I'm going to have 55 other more intelligent readers come and revise my comments for their own amusement.
I hope they will all cum in my mouth and give me the sweet, sweet jism I so long for but am too shy to pursue from my parents basement.
LoLz. Orly? Yarly!
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Wow. That was really brave of you to share.
Cunt.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2007-03-30 00:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read this whole goddamn thing. This may, or may not be, one of the worst post's here I have ever seen to garner more than 200 reviews. Maybe I don't know the intrigue following coley, id number 2000 -something as I've been off delving in my college-related issues, but I'm almost rid of my other responsibilities, and I assure you, I'll dedicate my pitiful existence to keeping this shit off the board, one post at a time.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2007-03-30 00:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi.
I'm a girl. I have a vagina. I'm ugly in real life, and I'll post how ugly I am in a virtual message setting and atract the most amatory, aphrodisiac riden cock-suckers this side of China.
I'll do this because I have no friends, the Herpes Simplex virus, and one lingering hit for some E-peen.
Furthermore, once I tantalize my dry, tight vagina, I'm going to have 55 other circle-jerk cocksuckers come rub my small tits for their narcissistic cocks.
Then they will all cum in my face and give me +2s.
LoLz. Orly? Yarly!
Cunt
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-03-30 00:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was expecting to see some breast in this post. I was pretty sure they were going to be yours. But you have failed me young padawan...who is older than I.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-29 22:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Let's take a peek" means something different in my world
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-29 22:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus woman, I was really starting to wonder what you looked like - I mean gee it's not like the 3083 pictures of you already on here clued me in.
+2 for your lawn - now you can go on safaris - don't knock it til you tried it.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 22:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do you think my roomie's gay?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:55:09 EDT (#)
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Just so you know, I can come back here. Nearly crashed my weak-ass computer.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:50:51 EDT (#)
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Im pretty sure your roomie is gay....+2 for the nun chuck.....and boobs....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:49:50 EDT (#)
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Those fat tits saved this disaster.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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I bet this kid is real happy with life.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:29:03 EDT (#)
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My uncle has a nunchuck. they don't work very well. only shoot about 8 feet or so.
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:21:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:13:49 EDT (#)
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The hooker boots next to the bat made me LOL.
I'm coming over to your house to play dress-up. woooo
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:12:37 EDT (#)
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Who knows.
Wouldn't want to be getting anyone fired, you know.
I'm well aware how much unemployment can suck.
I have three jobs now and will be starting school again on Monday...wtf was I thinking entering that poetry shit?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:11:33 EDT (#)
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...and is cleavage really NSFW?
Seems like that would be a really crappy place to work.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:06:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:05:09 EDT (#)
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...pity fwap?
Good Lord.
That is dripping with pure, uncut nerd.
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Great word usage....dripping.....fwap....classic.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:06:03 EDT (#)
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"pure, uncut nerd"?
Is that the shit they've been flying in from Colombia?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:05:22 EDT (#)
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I DONT HAVE A WORKING MOWERRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:05:09 EDT (#)
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...pity fwap?
Good Lord.
That is dripping with pure, uncut nerd.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:04:51 EDT (#)
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This was funny. Now go mow your goddamned yard.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:04:43 EDT (#)
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Maybe it was the angle...blue is slimming I hear.
It's not pity, it's lust.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:03:29 EDT (#)
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Actually I haven't, Drake; but thanks for the pity fwap.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:02:52 EDT (#)
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Definitely weird. Strange. Kooky. Nuts (in a harmless sort of way). You name it, that's me.
LM: BRILLIANT!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... and by strange I mean awesome.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:02:31 EDT (#)
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... and by weird I mean strange.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:02:24 EDT (#)
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You've put on weight since NPF.
But I still pine for ye.
The cop outfit, by the way......fwap fwap fwap.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let it grow and make hay darling,
we'll get yummy men round to harvest
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...you are, like, so totally weird.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:59:06 EDT (#)
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I cannot, LM, for I have to stay and care for my harem.
You can, however, come visit me (and mow my lawn?)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love you coley!
Run away with me.....
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:58:12 EDT (#)
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Sorry, the first thing that cums to my mind always slips out....
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:58:03 EDT (#)
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OH MY GOD FOR ONCE I WASNT THINKING DIRTY
DAMN YOU
I"M HUMILIATED
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:57:40 EDT (#)
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God, please do. It's terribly neglected. I am looking very much forward to summer for the time and weather to fix that shit. It's never looked this horrible. :(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:57:32 EDT (#)
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MONEYSHOT THAT'S FILTHY
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:56:46 EDT (#)
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I want to take care of your back yard.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:56:37 EDT (#)
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Mwahahha.
It all goes according to plan.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:55:38 EDT (#)
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Of course.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:53:29 EDT (#)
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Seriously, Lish? Trader Joe's is the shit. I had my camera; it was my computer I didn't have. My roomie (see above, best roommie ever) let me use his laptop and the wifi connection but I didn't want to upload anything to his hard drive.
Why no choice, thorpe? was it the boobs?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:52:20 EDT (#)
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a) Cool sculpture!
2) Trader Joes Dark Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans are my FAVORITE- the soybeans too. You know that Coley chocolate that didn't make it to you for V-day? Trader Joe's truffles. I want to marry Trader Joe.
III) You had me at "III)"
iv) You look like a pretty princess in your tiara.
e) I'm glad you got your hands on a camera again, lady!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not like I have a choice.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:49:14 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHHAHAHA
You have such a way with words.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:48:03 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, that was harsh, you are nicely shaped and have an above average intelligence
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-03-29 20:47:15 EDT (#)
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I want to fuck the drool out of your tard mouth, corkette