Ubermenz & Uberwimenz Contest 2007!!! Get your votes in NOW!! (3374 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2007-04-01 06:28:31 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90574
Well it's been nearly a year since this was last done so here were go for 2007.
Who has been the funniest, most popular, biggest fag or best writer? Who can actually write decent posts and who will flounce of in a temper saying "I've had enough" and promptly come back a week later?
YOU DECIDE!
As before I'll tot up the scores in a couple of days and announce the winners.
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1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks):
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments):
3) Overall Funniest poster:
4) Nastiest Uberer:
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer:
6) Best Storyteller:
7) Happiest Uberer:
8) Most miserable Uberer:
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt:
10) Most addicted to Uber:
12) Most argumentative Uberer:
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
14) Best photoshopper:
15) Most missed old Uberer:
16) Best alter:
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You:
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer:
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-09 21:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments):
I'm amending my answer to include AsshOly: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100510#2373329
That is all.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-05 12:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Professorfuckface
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Phallic_Cymbals, but with time I will probably think of someone better
3) Overall Funniest poster: Electrictoothsyndrome
4) Nastiest Uberer: Don't know. I don't see what the fuss is about with this Desolate Misanthrope character.
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Electrictoothsndrome
6) Best Storyteller: Circe
7) Happiest Uberer: c1ndy
8) Most miserable Uberer: Not sure, the overtly miserable ones I knew of have long since been hounded off here by the covertly miserable ones, and I can't be bothered finding out who they were.
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Caulaincourt (literally?)
10) Most addicted to Uber: Axolotl (in a good way)
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Indoninja
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Thorpe :(
14) Best photoshopper: Forthewin
15) Most missed old Uberer: I have that feeling like we're at the third generation or something of Uberers since I arrived here, however amazingly now that I come to it I can't actually think of anyone that has left except for a few high profile cases. I do want Circe to post more, and Williamson to do an update on life in Japan.
16) Best alter: Shinebox/stok/paint_it_black/georgemichael/8trak the whole fucking lot of them, I find them hilarious. Not sure how many people it is. They're almost like a retarded, Australian Captain Foamy.
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: I wish Danger_Ranger lived further away
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Shandythedog
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100370
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Adding Drogo to Merlina's list of best storytellers.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-04 05:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-02 04:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Merlina
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ooh 99% the time voted 'happiest'
this is a new one. I'm hurt *sniff*
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I was going for opposites.
You seem very good natured and thus I would imagine, a happy, non-anus dweller.
What is the significance of the gender separation in the title?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When did we figure out that Tracer = Bret?
I guess I missed that boat.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-04 00:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Caul
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Rad
3) Overall Funniest poster: TTOM
4) Nastiest Uberer: meh
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: ETS(The feds are on their way!)
6) Best Storyteller: JoeyG
7) Happiest Uberer: Little Monster, rob, julie pie, gnarls
8) Most miserable Uberer: Iunno, I ignore the complainers
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: ummm...Thorpe? he's skinny enough
10) Most addicted to Uber: Shlongy or Method
12) Most argumentative Uberer: ETS or Caul
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
14) Best photoshopper: Habeeb
15) Most missed old Uberer: Saxon
16) Best alter: The Uniter
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Gnarls Barkley hands down(oh she knows why)
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: does teh Har Har Rabbit count?
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is this, high school?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Subtract-dick below
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Addict below
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
10) Most addicted to Uber:
Maltese then again, O-tron is getting dangerously close :)
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Sheesh. A guy posts with frequency and now he's addicted?
I see how it is.
(puts FG's name down on his Crumple List)
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, Merlina, +2. I will review with mine answers once somebody says my name. I mean, one of the questions is about disappearing up one's own butt, and my sn is Assholy. I mean, it's a given. COME ON PEOPLE THINK.
GIVE ME ATTENTION
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-03 21:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks):
A tie. Lisa (the girl has venom!) & Electro (yes I'm being serious). If you want examples, look at some of the beauties he came up with when smarting back at Method.
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments):
Lungfish
3) Overall Funniest poster:
DudeThatsBosh cracks me up.
4) Nastiest Uberer:
PFF/Squattail
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer:
Maltese
6) Best Storyteller:
ahumblefool
7) Happiest Uberer:
Crystle
8) Most miserable Uberer:
Iddqd
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt:
ShandyTheDog (because someone told him an underage prostitute was hiding up there)
10) Most addicted to Uber:
Maltese then again, O-tron is getting dangerously close :)
12) Most argumentative Uberer:
3-way tie. ETS, Berg, & Caul
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
Jack M.
14) Best photoshopper:
forthewin
15) Most missed old Uberer:
Saxon Saxon Saxon
16) Best alter:
Michael Jackson because at least 'it' is funny. In general, alters are shit.
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You:
Crystle.
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer:
Except for the obvious dumb shits (they're easy to spot), most of the rest of us have more than a few brain cells to rub together.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-03 20:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-02 07:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
16) Best alter: Stagger_Lee
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Pretty much.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-03 20:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): CAUL
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): BERTY
3) Overall Funniest poster: JOEYG
4) Nastiest Uberer: HABEEB & ILIKESTEAK
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: ?
6) Best Storyteller: JOEYG
7) Happiest Uberer: HILARITY
8) Most miserable Uberer: ?
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: bart
10) Most addicted to Uber:
12) Most argumentative Uberer: CAUL
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
14) Best photoshopper: REDSKIES for skillz... TTOM for creative talent
15) Most missed old Uberer: currently GODCHICKEN
16) Best alter: no
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: WHISKEYJACK, KATY, definatly not TTOM
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What you mean "Nastiest Uberer"?
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-04-03 17:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-03 17:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ctrl-F'ed my name and nobody mentioned me so I'm ignoring this thread.
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I find it funny that you control F'ed yourself!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-03 17:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-03 17:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ctrl-F'ed my name and nobody mentioned me so I'm ignoring this thread.
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hey I haven't done mine yet... I remember you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-03 17:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-03 17:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why do people say i'm argumentative? i don't understand :-|
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No idea
hee hee :)
I'm going to vote the 'wish I lived near you' beacuse I do love chatting/arguing/bantering etc.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-03 17:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ctrl-F'ed my name and nobody mentioned me so I'm ignoring this thread.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-03 17:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They also say you're a fag and in love with yourself...any argument there?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-03 17:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why do people say i'm argumentative? i don't understand :-|
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-03 16:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-04-03 12:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Shlongy, even though he's repetitive.
If I see something that works, I stick with it!
Take wacking off, for example...Since I first discovered the Joys of Sex,(with myself) back in '69, I have not changed it up much.
And I try and remember, that every day there's a NOOB Uberite who hasn't experienced some of the classic (circa 2005) Shlongy reviews and it wouldn't be nice to deprive some NOOB his chance to experience greatness.
So the next time you're all sitting around thinking - "Isn't this the 512th time Shlongy has used that SAME LAME insult?"....
Remember, there's some new shitforbrains seeing it for the very first time.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-03 16:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-03 15:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's good to see I'm on your mind so much, fagproof.
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Seriously, Bret. Fagproof is still the best your roid ragin', 5th grade brain can come up with.
You are an embarassment to insults.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-03 15:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i cant believe i havent made anyones list
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-03 15:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's good to see I'm on your mind so much, fagproof.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-03 15:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks):
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments):
3) Overall Funniest poster: Me...okay, TTOM
4) Nastiest Uberer:
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Bret Dallas
6) Best Storyteller:
7) Happiest Uberer:
8) Most miserable Uberer:
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt:
10) Most addicted to Uber: Bret Dallas and Shlongy (for a guy that hates this place, he spends enough time here)
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Rob Berg and Caulaincourt
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Bret Dallas
14) Best photoshopper:
15) Most missed old Uberer: High Voltage
16) Best alter: best as in worst? or best as in quality? In either case, who cares. I fucking hate alters.
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Not a damned one of you, though plenty already do
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: HHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-03 12:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks):
-Eh... see there's that word "smart" in there... Shlongy I guess. I mean he has so many he has to have at least occasionally surpassed everyone else in brilliance.
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments):
-Orgasmo when he's doing his poem thing, otherwise I guess I'd say Jonny X, just because they're so cryptic sometimes.
3) Overall Funniest poster:
-TTOM
4) Nastiest Uberer:
-Physically? Sexually? Temperamentally? I mean Sico *did* post his dick... sure, let's go with him, that'll do it.
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer:
-Jack. He's talented and all, but he can't take the pressure sometimes it seems like.
6) Best Storyteller:
-Snark
7) Happiest Uberer:
-The ones that have stopped posting
8) Most miserable Uberer:
-Bart, probably
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt:
-I'm going to say Snare, just because he's up to like 45 on this Bladeraver business and I think it's getting a little ridiculous.
10) Most addicted to Uber:
-Maltese, the poor fuck.
12) Most argumentative Uberer:
-Rob Berg maybe? I dunno, I try to avoid argument around here because it's pointless.
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
-See Question 18
14) Best photoshopper:
-Rob Berg maybe? I dunno, I don't have photoshop so I don't know what "good" photoshopping is, really, past a certain level of competence.
15) Most missed old Uberer:
-I miss HighVoltage, actually. Haven't seen him in a while. He could write, man.
16) Best alter:
-Desolate Misanthrope. Seeing someone so unhappy so regularly just brightened my day right up.
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You:
-Honestly, it wouldn't make a difference if anyone lived near me, I don't think. I probably still wouldn't see them. But I guess Sacrilicious would be fun... or Desolate Misanthrope so I could smile at him and watch his blood boil.
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer:
See Question 13
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-04-03 12:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Shlongy, even though he's repetitive.
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): rorrim
3) Overall Funniest poster: Stevie
4) Nastiest Uberer: i don't wanna sayyy
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: ETS
6) Best Storyteller: Stevie
7) Happiest Uberer: what is happiness?
8) Most miserable Uberer: I don't wanna sayyy
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: rob_berg
10) Most addicted to Uber: oathmeal
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Caul
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Method
14) Best photoshopper: eh...TTOM?
15) Most missed old Uberer: tinactin
16) Best alter: MJ
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Stevie or Coley
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: ETS
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-03 11:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-03 10:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And wishing I lived in closer proximity is a real compliment..it's one thing to like someone on the intarweb, but to want to hang out with them is another story.
Wait..this isn't because you think I'm easy, right? 'Cause I'm totally not.
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Noooooooooo
One of my water wings just burst; crappy Taiwanese manufactured piece of crappy shit bagging pole smoking crap.
*Sniff, Kicks water modified trike*
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-03 10:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so what does "highly strung" mean?
sounds like having a big dick or something.
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It means you are a sputtering volcano of homosexual tension, bitching and obsessing like a teenage girl.
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I laughed at this interchange for five solid minutes.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-03 10:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww..it's nice to know I amuse someone other than myself around here, occasionally.
And wishing I lived in closer proximity is a real compliment..it's one thing to like someone on the intarweb, but to want to hang out with them is another story.
Wait..this isn't because you think I'm easy, right? 'Cause I'm totally not.
OR AM I?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-03 05:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks):
Method. Sacrilicious. Scourge. Caul. Shitfuck. Shlongy.
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments):
O-tron. Zebra.
3) Overall Funniest poster:
Shitfuck.
4) Nastiest Uberer: 5) Most Highly Strung Uberer:
Changes with any given day / topic
6) Best Storyteller:
JoeyG and Snare (http://www.ubersite.com/m/97960)
7) Happiest Uberer:
Me.
8) Most miserable Uberer:
Zoidberg is putting in a pretty good show lately, that annoying little fuck jojo is pretty miserable but the newly banned desolate_misanthrope character was weened on pure bile.
(*bonus: Iddqd wins the most miserable emo award.)
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt:
Blabkill.
10) Most addicted to Uber:
I think most of us nerds have an unhealthy fascination with this dump.
12) Most argumentative Uberer:
Me - no wait Caul. FUCK OFF! Ok fine, it's Method.
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
Axolotl, which makes me sad.
14) Best photoshopper:
TTOM. Foolproof has been plopping out some high quality turds lately as well.
15) Most missed old Uberer:
Cystmaster
16) Best alter:
Uniter
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You:
There are many folks on this site that I would very much enjoy having a beer with. There are others I would like to poke in the fucking larynx.
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer:
Zebra
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-04-03 05:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe people voted for me. I've not been around Uber for ages.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-03 05:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"12) Most argumentative Uberer: ...Caulaincourt, usually. Though I think Caul is more for sport. Rob_Berg is good at getting in arguments, though I think it's other people getting all pissed off and him laughing to himself about how riled up they get (also sport)."
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Sometimes I weep.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-03 05:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a huge cock and im not highly strung. I win!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-03 04:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so what does "highly strung" mean?
sounds like having a big dick or something.
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ha ha ha...
no, it means one who is a little over sensitive and uptight.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-03 01:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just searched my name, and:
HAHHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-03 00:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8) Most miserable Uberer:
(see below)
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-04-03 00:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I nominate Shandy for all of the above/below!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-04-02 23:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ps:
the fleshlight
nice and tight
just like prom night
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-04-02 23:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
at least next time i search there will be two more shandys
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-04-02 23:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i can't believe i still do a search for 'shandy' in these fucking posts
ubersites most pathetic user keeps it coming
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-02 23:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really leave interesting comments? I do hope so, but when I think of reviews I've left I just tend to call up words like "AMPAM," "diddlestick," "labia" and "blammo."
Unless you're saying those things are interesting.
WHICH OF COURSE THEY ARE
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-02 23:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate these popularity contests.
They only remind me of how I'm off the grid nowadays.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-02 18:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm better than all of you.
I bleed pure awesomeness, and have done so since day one.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-02 18:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh....
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Shlongy
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): O-tron, Lungfish
3) Overall Funniest poster: TTOM
4) Nastiest Uberer: Desolate whatever, nasty as in retarded. Or Zimmer what's his fag.
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Caul.
6) Best Storyteller: Adam(tm)
7) Happiest Uberer: Jade, along most of the ladies.
8) Most miserable Uberer: Don't really know. Who's the suicidal one?
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Me or that Maltese guy.
10) Most addicted to Uber: Axe.
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Caul. Just because I had a fun run-in with him a few posts ago.
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Bart
14) Best photoshopper: Forthewin
15) Most missed old Uberer: Adam, Jim The Fiend, many others....
16) Best alter: JonnyX...hahahaha..
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Lungfish, looks like we could knock back a few pints together.
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Would have left the moment they read their first post.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-02 18:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As I am sitting here sucking my thumb I ask...
I made no impression on any of you guys?
189K hits, 250 posts, 4104 of your reviews and
not a thing?
That's cool I guess.
I'll just coast another year.
Thanks everyone. I feel like the retarded cousin
that shows up every 5th Christmas or something.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-02 12:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Tracer0351
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FINALLY THE RESPECT I DESERVE.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It means you are a sputtering volcano of homosexual tension, bitching and obsessing like a teenage girl.
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cool `:-)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): MeTHod
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Orgasmatron
3) Overall Funniest poster: JoeyG
4) Nastiest Uberer: DesolanteMisanthrope
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Shlongy
6) Best Storyteller: Coyote
7) Happiest Uberer: Scourge
8) Most miserable Uberer: Bart
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: gascs
10) Most addicted to Uber: JonnyX
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Jack McCallum
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Captain Thorns (I really mean it this time)
14) Best photoshopper: Habeeb
15) Most missed old Uberer: AshK
16) Best alter: FlakMonkey
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Bart (oh wait, he does...)
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Rob Berg
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck i forgot STEVIE... I'd put him in funniest poster with JOEY
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): CAUL
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): BERTY
3) Overall Funniest poster: JOEYG
4) Nastiest Uberer: HABEEB & ILIKESTEAK
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: ?
6) Best Storyteller: JOEYG
7) Happiest Uberer: HILARITY
8) Most miserable Uberer: ?
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: bart
10) Most addicted to Uber:
12) Most argumentative Uberer: CAUL
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
14) Best photoshopper: REDSKIES for skillz... TTOM for creative talent
15) Most missed old Uberer: currently GODCHICKEN
16) Best alter: no
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: WHISKEYJACK, KATY, definatly not TTOM
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It means you are a sputtering volcano of homosexual tension, bitching and obsessing like a teenage girl.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no thats 'well hung' caul
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so what does "highly strung" mean?
sounds like having a big dick or something.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-02 14:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was "Opposite Day".
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-02 13:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks):
Shlongy
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments):
Orgasmatron
3) Overall Funniest poster:
habeeb
4) Nastiest Uberer:
Despina....did you see that picture of her.....ughhh
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer:
Caul
6) Best Storyteller:
JoeyG
7) Happiest Uberer:
Coley
8) Most miserable Uberer:
Shlongy
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt:
I dunno....Nath
10) Most addicted to Uber:
Jonnyx
12) Most argumentative Uberer:
Berg or Caul
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
Hopefully DM
14) Best photoshopper:
I thought this was a strictly MSPaint website
15) Most missed old Uberer:
Vermin
16) Best alter:
Zimm0r....I guess.
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You:
I'd take coley....then I'd have a three way with her and my ex. It's be the closest I'd come to fucking a pair of twins.
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer:
ETS....he ALWAYS has cold, hard, facts. Just ask him.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-02 13:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and Coley isn't nasty!! You're trying to sabotage this aren't you!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-02 13:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Merlina
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WHAT???
Shlongy??
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-02 13:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-04-02 12:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know enough of these names (and their posts) to actually choose one. I've enjoyed the comments more than the postings most days.
But I would have to say... TTOM for "Overall funniest poster" and "Best Photoshopper."
I love his stuff.
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Thats okay, all votes count.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-02 12:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How is Coley nasty haha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-02 12:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe I just took the time...
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Maltese
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): TheUniter
3) Overall Funniest poster: Bubba2341
4) Nastiest Uberer: Coley
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Davros
6) Best Storyteller: JonnyX
7) Happiest Uberer: Sphagnum
8) Most miserable Uberer: RobBerg
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Merlina
10) Most addicted to Uber: Bickerstaff
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Lungfish
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Bart
14) Best photoshopper: shandythedog
15) Most missed old Uberer: Axolotl
16) Best alter: 30,000-way tie
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: DesolateMisanthrope
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Tracer0351
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-04-02 12:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know enough of these names (and their posts) to actually choose one. I've enjoyed the comments more than the postings most days.
But I would have to say... TTOM for "Overall funniest poster" and "Best Photoshopper."
I love his stuff.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-04-02 12:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-02 09:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, looks like Im heading for zero wins and a couple of second and thirds...AGAIN
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Least u got a vote or two
And as always +2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): (V), PFF, ME, & SHLONGY (though he's been slipping lately) IN THAT ORDER
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): ROBERT_BERG CAN RILE UP THE MASSES FAIRLY WELL
3) Overall Funniest poster: (V), USUALLY
4) Nastiest Uberer: SICOSEMEN IS PRETTY NASTY. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT DUDES BALLS? YIKES!
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: MCCALLUM? MCWHOGIVESASHIT? MCME? I DUNNO...
6) Best Storyteller: JOEYG IS PRETTY ACE IN THE NEW SCHOOL I SUPPOSE. AS FAR AS TOTAL AWESOME GOES, BICKERSTAFF. SNARKY TOO.
7) Happiest Uberer: MERLINA. MAYBE COLEY IN THE #2 SPOT. SHE SEEMS PRETTY HAPPY GO LUCKY.
8) Most miserable Uberer: IF YOU ARE MISERABLE, IT'S MOST LIKELY YOUR OWN GOD DAMNED FAULT. SHAPE UP OR TIE A FUCKING NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK AND STEP OFF A CHAIR, PANSY.
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: IS GOATSE AN UBER USER YET? I'D SAY HE'S YOUR BEST BET, PHYSICALLY SPEAKING
10) Most addicted to Uber: ORGASMATRON
12) Most argumentative Uberer: EVERYONE'S FAVORITE FRENCH CANADIAN
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': SOMEONE
14) Best photoshopper: REDSKIESLOOKFAKE
15) Most missed old Uberer: BICKERSTAFF, I GUESS
16) Best alter: ZEBRA
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: *shudders at the thought*
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: UNEQUIVOCALLY, INDUBITABLY, WITHOUT ANY SHADOW OF A DOUBT...ME
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm trying to follow in the footsteps of Caulaincourt and my beloved Zebra, is all.
Honest and thoughtful reviewing...most of the time.
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ohhh I know....but it pisses people off :D
(that smiley face brought to you by coley, the "happiest uberer" apparently)
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-02 14:11:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes you just cant win.
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The only thing I ever won was a "see how much fruit you can fit in your underwear" competition.
Not clever with a pineapple, but it was amusing to use all the leftovers in a fruit salad that we donated to the old folks home.
Precious days......
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm trying to follow in the footsteps of Caulaincourt and my beloved Zebra, is all.
Honest and thoughtful reviewing...most of the time.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 15:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Scourge, lately.
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NO I'M NOT.
(hahaha)
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-02 08:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll cut you Angel and Matt. I'll fucking cut your genitals.
Matt, donate some money here http://www.thewillpower.org
Angel, I've seen your cunt picture here http://www.namethesebumps.com
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Oh hush, or I'll take a stick and poke you in one of your sores.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-02 09:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, looks like Im heading for zero wins and a couple of second and thirds...AGAIN
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-02 09:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes you just cant win.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-02 09:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-02 06:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:52:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Joey G
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Whaaat????
I am so low strung it's unbelievable. My head is beneath the strunginest strung. I am the anti-string
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JoeyG, I wouldn't have a heartattack too soon, this weirdo seems to think that i'm a good poster ---ergo he's a shit stirrer. (but he's good in the way that it got an 'awwww me, shucks, who to thank?' response in my brain)
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-02 08:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-02 07:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8) Most miserable Uberer: I would've said Sico, but since that nasty outbreak of his cleared up, he's been pretty happy. I'll go with Particle_Man, but that's just a passing phase. I feel bad for that dude.
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Somebody atually feels bad for me? I'm touched, I really am. Hopfully it is just a phase, I'm sure I'll be much happier when I can get laid and don't have to worry about a mortar round landing on my fuckin desk. But until then, I'm gonna continue to sit in the corner and suck my thumb.
Post Script: Why isn't this on the front page anymore?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-02 08:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll cut you Angel and Matt. I'll fucking cut your genitals.
Matt, donate some money here http://www.thewillpower.org
Angel, I've seen your cunt picture here http://www.namethesebumps.com
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-02 08:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
After deciding that I was going to fill this out, then that I was going to be bothered with this, subsequently choosing to fill it out, hindered only by the ignorance of this, then noticing that there needed to be more sicosemen, adjunctly being disgusted by this whole cock suckery, and now I've decided to do this....
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): (V) or S.I. Co. Semen
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Bickerstaff
3) Overall Funniest poster: JoeyG
4) Nastiest Uberer: Fartsmeller
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: HACK McCallum
6) Best Storyteller: DrogoR..don't know how to spell it properly.
7) Happiest Uberer: TTOM
8) Most miserable Uberer: Sphagnum
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: GetNak(Special)eDDDDDDDDDDD
10) Most addicted to Uber: Shlongy
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Caul/TL
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': S.I. Co. Semen
14) Best photoshopper: Foolproof
15) Most missed old Uberer: I don't really miss anyone that much....so fuck you.
16) Best alter: Zimm0r
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Gnarls, to fuck her snatch really hard. I mean, to say 'hi.'
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Are you serious? I think everyone here is a fucking retard but I'll go against the grain say that for all the emotional luggage, rage, retardations, and general fucked up calamity that this kid carries around, Oathmeal is a pretty intelligent dude. That's intelligence only, as far as common sense goes, he's got as much of that as a frisbee.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-02 07:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woody, Angel is me :)
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1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Shlongy, Scourge
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Scourge
3) Overall Funniest poster: I'm easily amused, so I'm probably not a good judge here. I'd go with JoeyG and Drogo.
4) Nastiest Uberer: PFF, but he's mean across the board, which I respect.
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Maltese
6) Best Storyteller: JoeyG, Drogo
7) Happiest Uberer: Lungfish is pretty happy. I'd buy him a beer or 8.
8) Most miserable Uberer: I would've said Sico, but since that nasty outbreak of his cleared up, he's been pretty happy. I'll go with Particle_Man, but that's just a passing phase. I feel bad for that dude.
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Oathmeal. I wonder if he's crumpled anyone lately?
10) Most addicted to Uber: Loki
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Caul and Retro, but in a good way.
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': I dunno.
14) Best photoshopper: Forthewin
15) Most missed old Uberer: Grimm
16) Best alter: I don't pay attention to alters all that much.
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Davros, Brdn_nkd, Phuzz, Bean, Circe, Coyote - they're really far away. All the Northeaster's need to move south b/c the drive sucks balls and the tolls are expensive. You know who you are *stares accusingly*.
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Ax for president '26. Coyote is teh smrt too. I'd include myself, but creep told me 'It's a good thing you're pretty, or you'd starve' in response to saying myself, whatever that means.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-02 07:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-02 06:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:52:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Joey G
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Whaaat????
I am so low strung it's unbelievable. My head is beneath the strunginest strung. I am the anti-string.
See that string?
That's me, underneath.
yours,
JoeyG
(the not so highly strung guy in the corner of Stringfellows, selling string to fellows of a low strung nature)
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Well dont get wound up by it then hehe
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-02 06:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:52:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Joey G
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Whaaat????
I am so low strung it's unbelievable. My head is beneath the strunginest strung. I am the anti-string.
See that string?
That's me, underneath.
yours,
JoeyG
(the not so highly strung guy in the corner of Stringfellows, selling string to fellows of a low strung nature)
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-02 06:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:59:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Me
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-02 06:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-02 05:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Merlina
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Thank you. You are SO on my Christmas card list..
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-02 05:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): I still loves me Schlongy, Sicosemen
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): ??? Um I have yet to find some reviews interesting
3) Overall Funniest poster: JoeyG
4) Nastiest Uberer: ?? To be honest here there are some that try but they just make me laugh.
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: ??
6) Best Storyteller: JoeyG
7) Happiest Uberer: So many. Lungfish, Merlina, Little Monster, Miss Licious, Phuzzy
8) Most miserable Uberer: Again so many; I'm not going to mention them as I don't know about their proximity to sharp implements.
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Christ I think they already have
10) Most addicted to Uber:
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Indoninja; bless him
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Me
14) Best photoshopper: Thorpe
15) Most missed old Uberer: Grimm *sniff*
16) Best alter: Desolate Twerp; I'm starting to miss him already
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Lungfish, Merlina, Little Monster, Miss Licious, Phuzzy, JoeyG
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Merlina
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-02 05:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know - made me laugh too..
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-02 05:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The following extract is sheer comic genius. Sublime, in fact:
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:01:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Maltese
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): TheUniter
3) Overall Funniest poster: Bubba2341
4) Nastiest Uberer: Coley
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Davros
6) Best Storyteller: JonnyX
7) Happiest Uberer: Sphagnum
8) Most miserable Uberer: RobBerg
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Merlina
10) Most addicted to Uber: Bickerstaff
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Lungfish
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Bart
14) Best photoshopper: shandythedog
15) Most missed old Uberer: Axolotl
16) Best alter: 30,000-way tie
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: DesolateMisanthrope
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Tracer0351
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-02 04:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Merlina
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ooh 99% the time voted 'happiest'
this is a new one. I'm hurt *sniff*
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-02 03:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-02 02:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
7) Happiest Uberer: Thorpe
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*weeps*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-04-02 03:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"ctrl + F"
"phuzz"
"no result"
Fuck. :(
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): ??
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): ??
3) Overall Funniest poster: I do rather enjoy Method's old postings and I'm usually a fan of Beeb, although his posts are either a hit (+2) or a miss (-2).
4) Nastiest Uberer: ??
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: ETS?
6) Best Storyteller: TTOM
7) Happiest Uberer: BadAssJulie
8) Most miserable Uberer: DisolateMisanthrope
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: What an oddly worded question...
10) Most addicted to Uber: Habeeb?
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Shlongy?
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Zimm0r
14) Best photoshopper: TTOM
15) Most missed old Uberer: Rizzo (Antluvdog)
16) Best alter: None of them
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Creep_Firebombing (and the lovely HLB); JMG; Coley; Maiorano 84; MunkeyPants; TigerLilly...
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Miss TigerLilly is pretty smart. :)
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Shlongy
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Bubba
3) Overall Funniest poster: TTOM!
4) Nastiest Uberer: Desolate Dipshit
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Caul
6) Best Storyteller: Stagger Lee
7) Happiest Uberer: N/A
8) Most miserable Uberer: stok/8track
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Shlongy
10) Most addicted to Uber: Bart, he's still the only one willing to pay real money for this place.
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Hah! Just throw a stone, you're bound to hit someone who fits the bill.
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': ETS.
14) Best photoshopper: None of them are any good
15) Most missed old Uberer: Circe, I know she still lurks, but I miss her posts...
16) Best alter: Haven't seen anything good since the Darkness From Above
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Rob Berg
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Anyone who doesn't come around here anymore
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-01 19:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh bollocks, add comicbook guy to most missed.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-01 19:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Emission- you may want to recast your vote for "Most Argumentative".
Have you read any of Caulaincourt's posts or reviews?
You're not missing anything but no one comes close to that ass jockey in the "argumentative" catagory.
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Only funny thing shlongy's ever said and I'm not sure he did it on purpose.
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): -
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): -
3) Overall Funniest poster: Joey G
4) Nastiest Uberer: -
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: eh, Loki probably
6) Best Storyteller: Joey G/Drogoroch
7) Happiest Uberer: Lungfish
8) Most miserable Uberer: whoever wins this category
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Jack_Mc
10) Most addicted to Uber: Shlongy
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Indoninja or caul or maybe me
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': -
14) Best photoshopper: dunno about photoshopping ut for graphics posts TTOM and Strawberry.....maybe Rob_berg if he did more.
15) Most missed old Uberer: Jimbo or Mike00925
16) Best alter: haven't seen an amusing alter in a looooong time
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: no-one springs to mind....though maybe whoever it is that goes by Angel in gabbly
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Me. And I'm being serious.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt:
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if this read "Uberer Most Likely to Crawl Up His/Her Own Asshole and Die" i wouldve been really happy. Incidentally, id be kind of impressed if someone knew what that was fro,.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Method
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Vexx (simply for this classic: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100237#2364488 )
3) Overall Funniest poster: Nath
4) Nastiest Uberer: Couldnt narrow it down to even a top ten
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Bubba
6) Best Storyteller: Joey G
7) Happiest Uberer: Coley
8) Most miserable Uberer: Uniter
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: ETS already did didnt he?
10) Most addicted to Uber: Method
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Caul
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Jack "Horse 87" McCallum
14) Best photoshopper: Habeeb
15) Most missed old Uberer: Comicbookguy
16) Best alter: Zimm0r was funny for a while but dull now. Still the best we've had for a while.
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Coley so I could sex her
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Strwbry for her animal posts
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): bubba2341 because his comments have made me better at writing
3) Overall Funniest poster: ttom, i dont think that needs explanation
4) Nastiest Uberer: Shlongy, I know that doesnt need explanation
6) Best Storyteller: nath
7) Happiest Uberer: lungfish
8) Most miserable Uberer: me (dont count that as a vote though)
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: me ("")
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Caul
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Matt Maiorano (or is that cheating?)
16) Best alter: zimm0r, he said dorkupine once
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: whichever female has the biggest boobs. Actually scratch that, whichever female is most likely to sleep with me and not charge money.
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: what makes you think any part of ubersite could truely be used as a barometer of intelligence?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Orgasmatron
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Danger_Ranger
3) Overall Funniest poster: old school=Stevie_Says, Average_Dan, new school=DrogoRoch, JoeyG
4) Nastiest Uberer: Everybody's nice
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: was Maltese
6) Best Storyteller: Charminglybeef
7) Happiest Uberer: Merlina
8) Most miserable Uberer: Squattail
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: No Comment
10) Most addicted to Uber: Foolproof
12) Most argumentative Uberer: was Oathmeal
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': If I ignore him, he's more likely to go away
14) Best photoshopper: Redskieslookfake
15) Most missed old Uberer: Simple_Catalyst
16) Best alter: Stagger_Lee
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Orgasmatron, ghola, Coley
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Coyote
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 right back atcha, JG.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:01:46 EDT (#)
4) Nastiest Uberer: Coley
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Berty
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Danger_Ranger
3) Overall Funniest poster: TTOM / Berty
4) Nastiest Uberer: professorfuckface
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Caul
6) Best Storyteller: Joeyg
7) Happiest Uberer: Orgasmatron / lungfish
8) Most miserable Uberer: indoninja
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt:
10) Most addicted to Uber: shlongy / method
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Caul / Rob_berg
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': frank the bear or his gay lover
14) Best photoshopper: forthewin
15) Most missed old Uberer: Mike00095
16) Best alter: Zebra
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: that guy from Serenity, nathan someone...yea that's who I want to live near me.
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Rob_berg
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ouch, most miserable uber user and most likely to disappear up his own butt? What did I ever do to earn these two titles from corn nugget and axotyl(sp), respectively?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-01 17:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Maltese
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): TheUniter
3) Overall Funniest poster: Bubba2341
4) Nastiest Uberer: Coley
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Davros
6) Best Storyteller: JonnyX
7) Happiest Uberer: Sphagnum
8) Most miserable Uberer: RobBerg
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Merlina
10) Most addicted to Uber: Bickerstaff
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Lungfish
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Bart
14) Best photoshopper: shandythedog
15) Most missed old Uberer: Axolotl
16) Best alter: 30,000-way tie
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: DesolateMisanthrope
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Tracer0351
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 16:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! thanks, Joey.
"will someone give me a knife?
no?"
heh.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-04-01 16:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy days :D
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 16:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-04-01 16:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Loki
Just so I could drive over there and jam my foot in her ass every time she puts me to sleep with one of her blog entries.
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Heh...that made me chuckle.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-04-01 16:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Loki
Just so I could drive over there and jam my foot in her ass every time she puts me to sleep with one of her blog entries.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-01 15:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 20:36:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw what the fuck, JoeyG.
You're so off the Christmas card list.
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I'm sorry, I just like to build the tension........
In all the excitement, I forgot the special award....
AND THE AWARD FOR CUTEST PHOTOGENIC-CAMWHORE-O-GRAPHIC FEMALE goes to...........
fuck, the envelope's stuck.........
will someone give me a knife already?
no?
This budget sucks.
ok, fuck the official result.
Coley wins, hands down.
Anyone that can sit on a toilet and still look hot does it for me.
MWAH!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 15:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw what the fuck, JoeyG.
You're so off the Christmas card list.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-04-01 15:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-01 15:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks):
O-Tron
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments):
Scourge
3) Overall Funniest poster:
The_Cyst_Master (who really needs to start posting again)
4) Nastiest Uberer:
Shlongy......but only coz he's so fucking good at it
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer:
Whichever alter oathmeal goes under these days
6) Best Storyteller:
Drogoroch
7) Happiest Uberer:
Merlina
8) Most miserable Uberer:
Me, and if anyone says otherwise, then they can pay my fucking gas bill
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt:
Hey, my worms aint that bad
10) Most addicted to Uber:
bart, by proxy. Otherwise this place would'a disappeared by now.
12) Most argumentative Uberer:
I dont have the energy to make a list of alters
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
Shineboxxxxxx
*crosses fingers in hope*
14) Best photoshopper:
TTOM
15) Most missed old Uberer:
Hard to say, as technically, I'm still a noob. But I wish I was around in the days of comicbookguy.
16) Best alter:
Jewtoast (thanks, method - best entertainment in ages)
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You:
Experima, coz damn, she's hot. And she likes art and stuff. And is normal.
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer
Zebra.
Alter or not, this guy talks sense. Gives honest feedback, intelligent criticism, and unbiased opinion. The one guy who I would like to have a beer with.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 15:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never fill these out because half the time I don't know who to put...but I'll try.
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Method
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Orgasmatron
3) Overall Funniest poster: JoeyG
4) Nastiest Uberer: Habeeb's been makin me squirm lately.
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: I don't know...
6) Best Storyteller: JoeyG
7) Happiest Uberer: Merlina or TigerLilly (aw, loooove)
8) Most miserable Uberer: Director?
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Shlongy :)
10) Most addicted to Uber: couldn't tell ya.
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Scourge, lately. Caulaincourt, usually. Though I think Caul is more for sport. Rob_Berg is good at getting in arguments, though I think it's other people getting all pissed off and him laughing to himself about how riled up they get (also sport).
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
14) Best photoshopper: I have no idea.
15) Most missed old Uberer: by me, or everyone else? for me, I'd say ITM.
16) Best alter: I don't know...
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Sacrilicious, Average_Dan, Orgasmatron (and some more but I'll pick three)
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Average_Dan or TTOM (IQ test results not in yet)
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-04-01 15:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): SCOURGE
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): SCOURGE
3) Overall Funniest poster: SCOURGE
4) Nastiest Uberer: SCOURGE
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: SCOURGE
6) Best Storyteller: SCOURGE
7) Happiest Uberer: SCOURGE
8) Most miserable Uberer: SCOURGE
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: SCOURGE
10) Most addicted to Uber: SCOURGE
12) Most argumentative Uberer: SCOURGE
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': SCOURGE
14) Best photoshopper: SCOURGE
15) Most missed old Uberer: SCOURGE
16) Best alter: SCOURGE
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: SCOURGE
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: SCOURGE
19) Most STDs: SICOSEMEN
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-04-01 14:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Thorpe
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Thorpe
3) Overall Funniest poster: Thorpe
4) Nastiest Uberer: Thorpe
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Thorpe
6) Best Storyteller: Thorpe
7) Happiest Uberer: Thorpe
8) Most miserable Uberer: Thorpe
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Thorpe
10) Most addicted to Uber: Thorpe
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Thorpe
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Thorpe
14) Best photoshopper: Thorpe
15) Most missed old Uberer: Thorpe
16) Best alter: Thorpe
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Thorpe
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Thorpe
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-04-01 14:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUNGAH ARE THE BEST AT ALL, COME INSIDE ME UBERUSERS, ERECT TENTS IN MY CAVERNOUS RECTUM, AND VOTE VOTE VOTE UNDER THE EUCXALYPTUS TREE IN MY PROSTATE GLAND.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-01 13:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-01 13:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm putting my name under every one, just in case.
****
Justin Case? I went to school with him.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-01 13:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm putting my name under every one, just in case.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-04-01 13:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously? another one of these?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-01 13:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Caul
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments):Shlongy
3) Overall Funniest poster: Habeeb
4) Nastiest Uberer: Shlongy
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: UOM
6) Best Storyteller: MaCallum
7) Happiest Uberer: GetNakeddd
8) Most miserable Uberer: Malteese
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Ilikesteak
10) Most addicted to Uber:Malteese
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Caul
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Loki? If she hasn't already
14) Best photoshopper: Habeeb
15) Most missed old Uberer: Does Zod count?
16) Best alter: georgemichael
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: WhiskeyJack
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer:uh... me?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 13:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mothers are great.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 13:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My mother still says I'm the smartest.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-01 13:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm way more intelligent than those two assholes.
And by the way, you'll NEVER fucking leave Uber.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most Intelligent: Bart or ETS, but with the latter you have to look for it beyond the haze of bizarre conspiracy theories.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Professorfuckface
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Berty
3) Overall Funniest poster: JoeyG
4) Nastiest Uberer: Professorfuckface
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Underoathmeal
6) Best Storyteller: Jack_McCallum
7) Happiest Uberer: Thorpe
8) Most miserable Uberer: Kaelic
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: I don't understand this question...
10) Most addicted to Uber: Maltese
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Caulaincourt
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Me
14) Best photoshopper: Electrictoothsyndrome
15) Most missed old Uberer: Saxon
16) Best alter: Amorphous / Georgemichael
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: None
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer:
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Emission- you may want to recast your vote for "Most Argumentative".
Have you read any of Caulaincourt's posts or reviews?
You're not missing anything but no one comes close to that ass jockey in the "argumentative" catagory.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm happy with the crank. Oh yes...a little too happy. And a little too often.
The money. Yes...I could use some more of that.
And the greyhounds.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): HurtByTheSun
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Shlongy
3) Overall Funniest poster: I can get a Toe
4) Nastiest Uberer: Dunno
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Joey G
6) Best Storyteller: Nath
7) Happiest Uberer: Little Monster
8) Most miserable Uberer: Me
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Caulincourt
10) Most addicted to Uber: Jack Mcallum
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Shlongy
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Apollo
14) Best photoshopper: Habbbbbbbbbbeb
15) Most missed old Uberer: No one ever leaves
16) Best alter: Dunno
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: Coley
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Bart Bart!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot to add that this particular Calvin & Hobbes strip is one of the best ever.
This post could have said "poop" and I would have still +2ed it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hopefully, you'd ask for a bigger crank, if you got to be me.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be Shlongy. Money...and all. Fucker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can't be miserable with all the money I have. It's not possible.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy is the complete opposite of "miserable".
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I don't think anyone that gets voted this is gonna own up to it.... but its ok you don't have to hide your sadness, we can see it and we're here to help. :)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to add Method to the funniest poster list. I was reviewing some old posts recently. That guy's funny.
I'll be shutting up soon.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy is the complete opposite of "miserable".
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubba, too.
If people start thinking I'm cool, they might expect quality posts, and I can tell you, that just ain't gonna happen, now.
God, I love beer for breakfast.
The wife's gonna be pissed. (In America, "pissed" means "angry.")
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet. The first round's on me. Guinness much?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to add Sacrilicious and Merlina to my answer regarding folks I would like to live close to. Can I do that?
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sure can..
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But I'm not a cool kid, so my opinion means nothing. But thanks for playing.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool ain't all it's cracked up to be
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay...particle_man and Unabonger, too. Jesus
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yay! I'm one of the cool kids now!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay...particle_man and Unabonger, too. Jesus.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to add Sacrilicious and Merlina to my answer regarding folks I would like to live close to. Can I do that?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-01 11:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you fuckers better give me love or I'm gonna cry and it'll be your fault.
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Don't hold your breath, I know I'm not.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 11:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck. I'll play, but only because I'm still a little drunk.
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): Zebra/Shlongy/joedaddy/Danger_Ranger/Thorpe
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): Zebra
3) Overall Funniest poster: Danger_Ranger, beeltea
4) Nastiest Uberer: Shlongy
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: Loki
6) Best Storyteller: JoeyG, Stagger, Jack_McCallum, forensicgirl3
7) Happiest Uberer: Rob_Berg
8) Most miserable Uberer: Sphagnum (but he seems different of late), Desolate_Misanthrope
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt: Desolate_Misanthrope
10) Most addicted to Uber: Rob_Berg, Caulincourt
12) Most argumentative Uberer: Rob_Berg, Caulincourt
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave': Lungfish
14) Best photoshopper: Rob_Berg
15) Most missed old Uberer: I haven't been around long enough, but Tom Sorrell's early humorous posts were great. I know he's still posting, but not humorously.
16) Best alter: The Uniter...definitely.
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You: LittleMonster, rorrim/messmind, Zebra, forensicgirl3
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: Zebra (I have no reason to kiss his ass. This is an objective conclusion.)
I'm sure I've left some deserving folks off the stupid list. I'm still a little drunk.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-01 11:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you fuckers better give me love or I'm gonna cry and it'll be your fault.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-01 11:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Best reviewer (at smart comebacks): zebra
2) Best reviewer (most interesting comments): lungfish
3) Overall Funniest poster: joeyg
4) Nastiest Uberer:
5) Most Highly Strung Uberer: beeb
6) Best Storyteller: joeyG
7) Happiest Uberer: coley
8) Most miserable Uberer: schlongy
9) Uberer Most Likely To Disappear Up His/her Own Butt:
10) Most addicted to Uber:
12) Most argumentative Uberer: bub
13) Uberer Most Likely To Next Decide to 'Leave':
14) Best photoshopper: ftw
15) Most missed old Uberer: maltese
16) Best alter: zimm0r
17) Uberer You Wish Lived Near You:
And finally...
18) Most Intelligent Uberer: ax?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-04-01 10:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"8) Most miserable Uberer: Iddqd "
couldnt be further from the truth, miss mediocre.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2007-04-01 10:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish George lived near me. Oh wait. He's about an hour away. He never calls me. Now I carry his ass child.
Blitz Bob lives down the highway a bit. I have to call that guy.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info)