SUPA: The Opening Shots Across the Bow (1387 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.42 on 94 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TTOM:Phoning it in since 2003 (View user info) at 2007-04-01 18:05:07 EDT
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Black sock, tennis shoes, a kilt, sortofa chrome dome, nerd glasses and an ubersite t-shirt.
Go nerdy cancer survivor woo!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-03 16:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A couple of weeks ago, it was cheaper to buy one than to rent one out for all the shit thats coming up (Grad ball, Graduation etc etc)
Submitted by Black-Affronted (user info) at 2007-04-03 16:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my god! When did you get a kilt?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-03 16:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do I have a feeling those shoes are the only thing under that kilt?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-03 03:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
paul_anthony is a retaliatory -2 bombing faggot
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-03 00:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who am I, that thou shouldst drop mine handle/moniker/old-sounding-word-meaning-"name" ??
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what the hell man if they are namedropping you ,means they want somethin ,more better you plus two them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
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BEST.
REVIEW.
EVAR!
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True ,true. TTOM ,get off the street man ,get you an appetizer before the SUPA kitchen opens uh?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100299
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-04-02 14:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kilts.... mmmm.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-02 14:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh hardly
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-02 14:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
congratulations on surpassing jgreening for general lameness
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to vacuum darlin'
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my fucking God...a Uber t-shirt?
bauahauahahahahahaha yes, you are a dweeb,
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and I thought my -2 DIE shirt was bad
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Oh, it still is. Don't worry.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who am I, that thou shouldst drop mine handle/moniker/old-sounding-word-meaning-"name" ??
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what the hell man if they are namedropping you ,means they want somethin ,more better you plus two them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
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BEST.
REVIEW.
EVAR!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who am I, that thou shouldst drop mine handle/moniker/old-sounding-word-meaning-"name" ??
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what the hell man if they are namedropping you ,means they want somethin ,more better you plus two them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who am I, that thou shouldst drop mine handle/moniker/old-sounding-word-meaning-"name" ??
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
daily allotment of man in skirt.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-02 09:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can blame my palid vampire like complexion on Scotlands sunshine. ie we dont get any
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-02 09:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, no pre-tournament scrimmages allowed!
Still....name-drop +2. And my God do you have pale legs.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-02 07:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice legs.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-02 07:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We should all get t-shirts.
Pause
Pause
Pause
Pause
NOT!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-02 06:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 TTOM in a skirt. I can't believe you seriously own a shirt like that. I think you should know that I've decided I like lime sherbert.
AND OMG COLEYOLEYO I LIKE WINE TOO!
Redskies, your right. White wine is awful. That is all, carry on with you're ramblings.
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I hate you
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-02 04:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SUPA already?
Have I missed a post somewhere along the line?
Have I already lost and don't know about it?
Does my new wallpaper go with the lampshades?
Is quilted toilet paper REALLY any more comfortable?
(Yes, I said wallpaper. I'm not gay, it just has a much nicer texture to it than a few coats of dulux)
Nurse Ratched, are my pills ready yet?
*Sigh*
It's 9:14 am and already I want a beer.
It's going to be one of those days.......
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-02 02:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-04-01 23:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, if anyone wants to buy me a decent glass of wine, I'll take it.
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You'd drink rubbing alcohol as long as it was free and got you drunk.
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BUSTED
SHIT
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-04-02 01:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My kilt's better than yours.
No, really. It's single-handedly the most useful item i've brought with me to the States.
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Which of course you wear at every opportunity whilst simultaneously ramping up the accent a couple of notches so that all the septic birds go all weak at the knees, aye
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I consider myself thoroughly found out, sir.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-01 23:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
coley, make him buy a bottle, and something better than "house red" or "house white".
Make him buy a nice burgandy.
What can I say? I'm a snob.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-04-01 23:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's your sporran??
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-04-01 23:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm scared 'cause I might look like you in 10-15 years.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-04-01 23:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, if anyone wants to buy me a decent glass of wine, I'll take it.
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You'd drink rubbing alcohol as long as it was free and got you drunk.
On a seperate note, didn't Bart say he was gonna make some uber merchandise?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My kilt's better than yours.
No, really. It's single-handedly the most useful item i've brought with me to the States.
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Which of course you wear at every opportunity whilst simultaneously ramping up the accent a couple of notches so that all the septic birds go all weak at the knees, aye?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My kilt's better than yours.
No, really. It's single-handedly the most useful item i've brought with me to the States.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
beeltea: I've got a date with an engineer on Saturday night.
What wine should I request he purchase for me?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, if anyone wants to buy me a decent glass of wine, I'll take it.
It was a two dollar wine-tasting shindig at some hippie diner. They probably made it out of grapes stolen from the compost bin.
Regardless, I enjoyed it.
~coley, conneisseur of cheap wine (sp?)
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm partial to merlot but had some good chardonnay on friday.
why, what you got?
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Chardonnay and Merlot? Jesus Christ woman, somebody needs to buy you a decent glass of wine.
"I am NOT drinking any Merlot! If someone orders a merlot I'm fucking leaving!"
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 TTOM in a skirt. I can't believe you seriously own a shirt like that. I think you should know that I've decided I like lime sherbert.
AND OMG COLEYOLEYO I LIKE WINE TOO!
Redskies, your right. White wine is awful. That is all, carry on with you're ramblings.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 22:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aye, that wont be the lat time you chew on an angry Scotsman while Im around
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The old Italian woman I take care of gave me a pack of chewing gum with a mean-looking Scottish dude in a kilt. It was called "Angry Scotsman Gum" and I chewed it and thought of you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shiraz FTW
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scotland is just a province really. Like Maryland.
*runs away - troooosers are quicker than kilts ye ken*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Leaves are falling all around,
Its time I was on my way.
Thanks to you, Im much obliged
For such a pleasant stay.
But now its time for me to go,
The autumn moon lights my way.
For now I smell the rain,
And with it pain,
And its headed my way.
Ah, sometimes I grow so tired,
But I know Ive got one thing I got to do,
Ramble on,
And nows the time, the time is now
To sing my song.
Im goin round the world,
I got to find my girl, on my way.
Ive been this way ten years to the day, ramble on,
Gotta find the queen of all my dreams.
Got no time to for spreadin roots,
The time has come to be gone.
And tho our health we drank a thousand times,
Its time to ramble on.
Ramble on,
And nows the time, the time is now
To sing my song.
Im goin round the world,
I got to find my girl, on my way.
Ive been this way ten years to the day, ramble on,
Gotta find the queen of all my dreams.
I aint tellin no lie.
Mines a tale that cant be told,
My freedom I hold dear;
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air,
Twas in the darkest depths of mordor
I met a girl so fair,
But gollum, and the evil one crept up
And slipped away with her.
Her, her....yea.
Aint nothing I can do, no.
Ramble on,
And nows the time, the time is now
To sing my song.
Im goin round the world,
I got to find my girl, on my way.
Ive been this way ten years to the day, ramble on,
Gotta find the queen of all my dreams.
Gonna ramble on, sing my song
Gotta keep-a-searchin for my baby...
Gonna work my way, round the world
I cant stop this feelin in my heart
Gotta keep searchin for my baby
I cant find my bluebird!
Id listen to my bluebird sing but I cant find my blue bird
A-keep-a ramblin baby...
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some British guy by the name of Joe C. made me hate that whole goddamned fucking island and that includes fucking Scottland. Fucker.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Motherfuckers ramble on and on and on and on and on.
It's enough to drive you to drink.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamn drunks. Which includes at least half of Ubersite.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm partial to merlot but had some good chardonnay on friday.
why, what you got?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
white wine is for gayers
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
red or white?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LIKE WINE
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aye and thats no the last time you'll be screaming Oh Jesus when Im around either
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The problem with being consistently entertaining is the possibility you cannot be judged independently of your previous work; that is to say, you risk being held to a higher standard than other, less accomplished posters.
Fortunately for you, I possess the objectivity to judge this offering completely on its own merits.
Please accept this rare -1 as a compliment in that regard.
I hope you return to proper form once your exams are complete and you've swept your carpet.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh jesus
mission accomplished
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*lifts kilt* entertained yet?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm bored. Someone entertain me.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 21:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Theres an interesting and unexpected comment then
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-04-01 20:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-01 20:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and I thought my -2 DIE shirt was bad
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-01 19:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're all nuts.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 19:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unicron - giant vagina. dur
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SA-WEET!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck, I forgot I entered this shit. Someone remind me when and what I'm supposed to do.
THat is the dorkiest fucking shirt I've ever seen.
It just barely beats out 2 of mine which I don't feel like explaining right now.
PS if you wear that you can totally sex me, geography be damned.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And i've already watched transformers the movie today thank you so very much.
yank
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You had a yank to Transformers the movie?
Why am I not surprised.
Also, CLEARLY Scotland will fall at the last hurdle and fail to qualify while England scrape through even though theyve played like donkeys. This is the way of the world.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And i've already watched transformers the movie today thank you so very much.
yank
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If hte price of getting rid of McClaren is not qualifying - then I'm all for it. Incidentally - if by some cruel twist of nature you do qualify - i will bet that once again you will not clear the group stage as - through ALL football history, Scotland have never ever been able to do so. Incidentally even Norn Ireland have.
Though well done supporting the USA. Let's cheer for some bloke called Clint!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Israel
Shots on target 1
Shots off target 4
Shots off bar/post 0
Fouls 16
Offsides 0
Corners 1
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yes. Humiliating
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Steve McClaren = Scottish.
Clearly it's a big scottish trick.
He's ginger
he's got shit teeth
he's crap at football
ergo = scottish.
I refuse to watch England while that cunt of a retard is in charge.
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I sincerely hope you'se don't qualify. That would be hilarious. Enjoy wanking to Transformers before you go to sleep!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
okay......
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you defending the scots now Hurty? As your new adopted nationality? Christ - i may as well pretend to be Georgian or some equally obscure nationality!
When the merry FUCK are you going to buy me that drink you owe me - you long streak of cat piss?
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I'll e-mail you tomorrow. I've decided to adopt Israel as my new homeland, given that they fucking humiliated the English a couple weeks ago.
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Steve McClaren = Scottish.
Clearly it's a big scottish trick.
He's ginger
he's got shit teeth
he's crap at football
ergo = scottish.
I refuse to watch England while that cunt of a retard is in charge.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you defending the scots now Hurty? As your new adopted nationality? Christ - i may as well pretend to be Georgian or some equally obscure nationality!
When the merry FUCK are you going to buy me that drink you owe me - you long streak of cat piss?
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I'll e-mail you tomorrow. I've decided to adopt Israel as my new homeland, given that they fucking humiliated the English a couple weeks ago.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you defending the scots now Hurty? As your new adopted nationality? Christ - i may as well pretend to be Georgian or some equally obscure nationality!
When the merry FUCK are you going to buy me that drink you owe me - you long streak of cat piss?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that picture was so taken in a student house. you can tell. it's grotty
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Thats just Glasgow housing for you Im afraid
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i only go to the scottish games in case it's a windy day.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that picture was so taken in a student house. you can tell. it's grotty
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At least he doesn't live with his parents!!!! HOHO.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that picture was so taken in a student house. you can tell. it's grotty
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for that TTOM.
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I thought youd want to see those raging members again Lookie, no problem
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll bet the chicks go apeshit for that get up.
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yes they do and the more foreign they are the crazier they are aboot it.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty damn good for a mail in.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for that TTOM.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll bet the chicks go apeshit for that get up.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kilts are longer than i was thinking they were.
this is good.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good spot on the tartan there Lungie
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 kilt. Campbell? My dad has a Campbell kilt. That's kind of embarrassing.
I'm American. We like kilts. Fuck off.
Fuck that...I'm Scottish. Forgot for a second.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I beg to differ Lookie, THIS: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98964 is the worst thing ever
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dear lord. this is the worst thing ever
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Youre just jealous of the man-skirt Z
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
again, crap like this gets +2's?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is gonna be though !
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Black sock, tennis shoes, a kilt, sortofa chrome dome, nerd glasses and an ubersite t-shirt.
Go nerdy cancer survivor woo!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me either.
nice kilt though.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're gonna look a lot like Moby once you finally go bald.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hoots.
Just had it made at the same time I got my "I aint got time to bleed" T made up
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa..I hadn't even considred the kilt. AWESOME.
WHERE'D you get that t-shirt? I WANT ONE
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know, this is just to show people what theyre up against. ie not a whole lot really
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-01 18:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The bracket hasn't even been posted yet, overachiever!
(read: cheater)
S'good though.