Hymn 43: Jesus Save Me (from your followers) (802 hits)
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Submitted by Forensic (they made me this way) Girl (View user info) at 2007-04-02 01:02:32 EDT
Hymn 43
Oh father high in heaven -- smile down upon your son
whose busy with his money games -- his women and his gun.
Oh Jesus save me!
And the unsung Western hero killed an Indian or three
and made his name in Hollywood to set the white man free.
Oh Jesus save me!
If Jesus saves -- well, He'd better save Himself
from the gory glory seekers who use His name in death.
Oh Jesus save me!
I saw him in the city and on the mountains of the moon
His cross was rather bloody --He could hardly roll His stone.
Oh Jesus save me!
~Ian Anderson & Jethro Tull, 1971~
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
email me when you get a mo, hon..?
irishmerlina.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-06 11:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rock n roll
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-03 03:58:38 EDT (#)
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paul_anthony is a retaliatory -2 bombing faggot
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:22:03 EDT (#)
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I tell you, all men are created equal
But behind the trigger it's a different sequel
Some are murdering people to collect medals
Stop committing dirty acts for the high officials
You could wash your hands until you can't wash them any more
It is like an epidemic and you won't find a cure
Upper class you could be rich, middle class wheter you are poor
Only the righteous won't feel insecure
Have you ever thought about your skill getting bored
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:21:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-02 04:28:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.resurrectionism.com/images/pastormelissascott.jpg
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-02 04:17:39 EDT (#)
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i would love to fuck the brains out of "pastor" Melissa, who happens to be the window of that dead tv evangelist Gene Scott
i'd damn sure show her how to treat it like a GOD
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Heretic-ally bangable.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-02 15:19:10 EDT (#)
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ANYTHING that ever paints the religious as the evil, selfish, intolerant hypocrites they are will always get a +2 from me.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-02 13:22:26 EDT (#)
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those men make me feel queasy in mah tummy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-02 12:26:08 EDT (#)
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Needs more bra and panties shots sent to my email.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-02 12:04:08 EDT (#)
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SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:35:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Montucky (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:33:57 EDT (#)
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It just as hypocritical to so intolerant of them?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:14:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:17:01 EDT (#)
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I take your point but why do you have a picture of Max Hardcore second to last?
He wasn't religious I thought.
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But he knows plenty about hole-y women.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:03:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:52:32 EDT (#)
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crackpots
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:44:25 EDT (#)
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Save meeeeee Jeeeeebuuuuuuusss
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:35:14 EDT (#)
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I always thought that Christianity and conservatism were exact opposites. I mean, shouldn't every good conservative be trying to earn his own salvation by pulling himself up by his bootstraps and making good choices, instead of lazily sitting back and waiting for some handout from above? Making someone else do all the sacrificing and then heading down to the church once a week to pick up the spiritual welfare check sounds a bit hypocritical. At the very least, ironic: heaven is the ultimate liberal welfare state.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:17:01 EDT (#)
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I take your point but why do you have a picture of Max Hardcore second to last?
He wasn't religious I thought.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:15:00 EDT (#)
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Yup.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-04-02 10:12:15 EDT (#)
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Ian Anderson auto +2.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-02 09:37:44 EDT (#)
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Jethro Tull +2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-02 07:56:43 EDT (#)
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I haven't heard that song in years.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-02 07:42:55 EDT (#)
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You lost me and I didn't find this extremely funny. Show me your withered genitals.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-02 04:28:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.resurrectionism.com/images/pastormelissascott.jpg
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-02 04:17:39 EDT (#)
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i would love to fuck the brains out of "pastor" Melissa, who happens to be the window of that dead tv evangelist Gene Scott
i'd damn sure show her how to treat it like a GOD
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-02 04:12:23 EDT (#)
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Let the revolution come.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2007-04-02 03:38:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-04-02 02:21:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-02 01:47:38 EDT (#)
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Alec Baldwin played Jimmy Swaggart in Great Balls of Fire, the biopic of Jerry Lee Lewis, Swaggart's real life cousin.
Swaggart once revealed a rival TV minister's marital infidelities, which hurt the guy's donations.
Supposedly, that same minister followed Swaggart to a cheap motel for a rendezvous with a hooker and let the air out of Swaggart's tires before calling reporters.
Ozzy Osbourne did a song about it but I can't remember what it was called.
Swaggart cried and begged forgiveness on TV, which was how he got the rep for being a cry baby.
Preachers and rockers get a lot of poon.
As do the actors who play them.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-02 01:27:49 EDT (#)
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The revolution is coming.