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!FlRE! !FlRE! !FlRE! (775 hits)

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Rating: -1.01 on 58 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (View user info) at 2007-04-02 16:02:41 EDT


Juuuuuuust so you know who you're -2ing:

oathmeal - giving simon, george and jeff fat lips since 1979.jpg (64 kB)

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Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-04-03 11:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ghey

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-03 10:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The Marsis low frequency radar has been designed so that its signals penetrate into the Martian sub-soil. Consequently, its radar signals can reach a depth of more than 3.7 km, which has made it possible to map the boundary between the layered deposits and the floor of the basin.

In addition, the study of the Marsis radar signal has revealed that the South Polar region of Mars, which has the shape of a giant dome of around 1000 km diameter, is mainly composed of ice. Another important result: highly variable distribution and depth of the ice deposits have been observed. In particular, a series of depressions of 50 to 200 km diameters and with a depth of around 1 km compared to the average level of the subsurface (sub-soil) have been identified at high latitudes. Thanks to the Marsis instrument, it has been possible to estimate the total volume of ice in this region at 1.6 million cubic kilometers. If this volume of ice was distributed in a uniform manner over the whole surface of the planet, Mars would be covered by 11 m of water.


Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-03 09:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just in case you don't know who Margaret Beckett is.

WARNING: Do not look at this if you are about to eat; or have eaten at any point today.
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=Margaret+Beckett&gbv=2



Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-03 09:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Christ this site sinks to new depths of low. Self Esteem much?

I was -2(ing) this "!FlRE! !FlRE! !FlRE!" because it was even more pointless than the vagina someone gave to Margaret Beckett.

If you are back then good. At least it will give me witty reviews to read as you and other Internet strangers throw Virtual Shit at each other; god knows it's better than some of the shit posted on here recently.



Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-03 09:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-03 09:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice.....gay.

I got nothing. All I know is that I want you dead.


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STFU vapid cunt.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-03 09:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice.....gay.

I got nothing. All I know is that I want you dead.

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-03 08:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

just for that...


Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-03 07:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You made an alter specifically for the purpose of annoying people.


What a novel concept!


Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-04-03 07:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

At least you have a window view.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-03 07:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-02 18:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Lemon party below.
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See, now, this right here? This is funny.


Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-04-02 19:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-04-02 19:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-04-02 18:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SOOOO based on the picture I am -2ing a lazy, empty desk having, entry level position holding, waste of company space, half-windsor wearing, douche bag?

Ok got it.

What do you do? That is of course besides having someone take a picture of you posed like you are important with a back drop of a lifeless and empty desk... Just curious..

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-02 18:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

yawn

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-02 18:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 22:45:06 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Hey buddy! Missed you.

*kisses*

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Get fucked, gayboy.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-04-02 18:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You work in a cube but still have to wear a tie. You read short, big-print books with laminated pages. Get your 2-year-business-degree ass back to work entering data on the TPS reports and earn me my dividends, biotch.
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Dead on

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-02 18:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Lemon party below.



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 14:04:15 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fag below.
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Well you're obviously not paid to be creative, original, truthful, witty, informed, or intelligent.

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Dude I would totally bunny hop over that rusted out piece of shit Renault you drive, dickweed.
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you drive a Renault, Bret?
NOW I understand why you play the harmonica whilst driving!

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Hey buddy! Missed you.

*kisses*

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't know who you are but have a +2 for being hated.

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Would you like to be hated too? We could form a club.

Submitted by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't know who you are but have a +2 for being hated.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Easy, catcher. I didn't start off bottom until you made some outrageous claims about always being dominated.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HA HA NICE 1!!

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

All the votes are in! Survey says: You are an idiot! Congratulations. Now, -2DIE

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh for fuck sakes, again?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude I would totally bunny hop over that rusted out piece of shit Renault you drive, dickweed.
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Of course you would, bunny.

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i thought you and Simon were pals again - did he dump you again?

Oh, and how was the Swedish death metal concert you went to a while ago - you should write about that...it beats posts like this

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Simon's a bottom. It could never work.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i thought you and Simon were pals again - did he dump you again?

Oh, and how was the Swedish death metal concert you went to a while ago - you should write about that...it beats posts like this

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fag below.
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Well you're obviously not paid to be creative, original, truthful, witty, informed, or intelligent.

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Dude I would totally bunny hop over that rusted out piece of shit Renault you drive, dickweed.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fag below.
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Well you're obviously not paid to be creative, original, truthful, witty, informed, or intelligent.

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nah, Jonny - I was enjoying the shape those fishnet stockings give to your firm thighs.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HaHaHa@officedrone

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-04-02 17:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nice cubicle...drone

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i like how your eyes are intent on spotting your prey, ready to deliver a crumpling at a moment's notice

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

too many gingers

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll let you borrow my !FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking brilliant. I gave you a shot out in the competition.

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why is everyone making fun of my lack of decor?

It's worth noting that I DO have a stuffed animal sitting on my computer monitor. That has to count for something.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That cubicle is in need of some serious renovations. Think color.

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fag below.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You work in a cube but still have to wear a tie. You read short, big-print books with laminated pages. Get your 2-year-business-degree ass back to work entering data on the TPS reports and earn me my dividends, biotch.





Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You couldn't look like more of a dork if you tried.

How's that "quitting Ubersite" working for you, Tardski?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


heh


Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, who is your decorator?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

watch this

poof!


you're GONE!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I call bullshit.

But have a -2 anyways.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Someone in that picture looks like a complete tool.

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The level of pathetic you have reached isn't even comprehendable.

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Comprehendable is not a word.

I missed you too, snookums.



Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The gel filter makes you look extra ghey.

IS this really you, Bret? The Stalk-o-Matic is in the shop right now, I can't tell.

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Filename.

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ghey

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The level of pathetic you have reached isn't even comprehendable. How many more times must we endure this shit from you, you ridiculous attention whore?

Make good on your promises to leave. Do us that one favor. And take your alters with you already.

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Someone just sent me an e-mail asking if I am zimm0r.

No, I am not. But, I like his style.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED THAT OUR RESIDENT CRUMPLER HAS A TWIN BROTHER.


THERE

ARE

TWO

OF

IT.



LET THAT SINK IN, PEOPLE...





+2 IF THIS IS PROVEN TO BE THE GINGER MINGER

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The gel filter makes you look extra ghey.

IS this really you, Bret? The Stalk-o-Matic is in the shop right now, I can't tell.

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fagproof, that's not a very nice way of welcoming back an old friend, is it?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-02 16:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I call bullshit.

But have a -2 anyways.


You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a
little Homer Simpson in all of us.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer Defined