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Barriers (227 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.87 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by BeaverDamn (View user info) at 2007-04-02 23:39:52 EDT


Well, she left me again.

Not necessarily the same girl, but they all turn out the same way. Just when they get too close, I slam the door on them. None of them can really be allowed in the inner reaches of my mind. To allow them to get close, I would have to make myself vulnerable.

I'm a man dammit, no one is allowed in.

I've stopped taking the phone calls, ignored the text messages.

What good could come of it? Telling her what I truly am and what I truly think can only hurt me. I'm only feeding her ammo for when it turns nasty and we fight again.

I tried to reach out this time though. When she interrogated me, I answered. Very reluctantly, but since when have I shown anyone that much?

Never.

And never again for that matter.

We fought over something fucking stupid. Was it about her mother's constant remarks? About how I could never measure up? How I'm not right for her?

Fuck her.

Fuck both of them.

Thank goodness for my real friends.

VIDEOGAMES AND MASTURBATION!!! W0000000!!!


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Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-03 11:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-03 10:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was with you until that last sentence

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Not a halo fan? Aright, I won't sabotage the next one at the end.

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-03 10:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was with you until that last sentence

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-03 07:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'll rate this positively because I agree with your sentiment that you should remain well away from the breeding stock.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-03 06:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-03 03:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

paul_anthony is a retaliatory -2 bombing faggot

Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-04-03 03:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So your existence is its own punishment.

At least be funny about it...

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-03 01:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by maefopiano (user info) at 2007-04-03 00:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

meh

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-04-02 23:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The Fleshlight
Nice and tight
Just like prom night

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-02 23:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought this was going to be about dental dams.


Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.

Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer
Simpson.

Homer the Smithers