Gandalf was my University Exam Co-Ordinator (1183 hits)
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Submitted by Unban_Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-04-03 22:10:10 EDT
Which sucked, cos he used to stand over me in exams screaming 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'
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In other news, the guy that taught me in high school just got arrested for the following:
News and Features
Top school rocked by child porn allegations
28 March 2007
The Sydney Morning Herald
ONE of the oldest private schools in rural Australia, The Armidale School, has been left reeling by allegations that one of its senior teachers has been engaged in internet child pornography.
The principal, Murray Guest, confirmed yesterday the school had accepted the resignation of a house master and year 10 English teacher, Jeremy Roberts, after he was arrested and charged over the alleged production of child pornography on the internet.
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That motherfucker taught me to swim. To swim. In budgie-smugglers.
Gross.
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:05:49 EDT (#)
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I like the opening line.
Unban Phallic.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-06 07:50:26 EDT (#)
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unban Phallic_Cymbals
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-06 07:41:45 EDT (#)
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No, I'm bringing Faggot back.
represent.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-06 07:21:13 EDT (#)
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HOLY FUCK I FORGOT RAD RAD IS THE BEST GUY HERE CEPT FOR DANGERTHEY ARE EVEN
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-06 07:19:27 EDT (#)
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I am possibly a faggot
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-06 02:19:25 EDT (#)
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Adamdidit2u is cool too
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-06 02:16:17 EDT (#)
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Im high and drunk and have decided the following Uberpeople are NOT faggots, if you're not on this list then get your act together:
Danger_Ranger, Thorpe, WIlliamson, Saxon, Shlongy, Method, Caul, TTOM, JoeyG, forensicgirl, Lungfish, professorfuckface,
The following are borderline:
JonnyX, kaosking, crystal, McCallum, All the Brits, phuzzy.
The rest of you. Whatever. Prove me wrong.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:57:23 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by diedra5000 (user info) at 2007-04-05 00:47:35 EDT (#)
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budgie-smugglers-I think I shat myself
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-04-04 22:31:42 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha *gasp* hahahahahaha
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:23:57 EDT (#)
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ahaahaaahaha
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:04:26 EDT (#)
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that happened to my health teacher
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:58:51 EDT (#)
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dont yo umean 'The Black Knioght'??
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:09:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:02:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 06:25:06 EDT (#)
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First line +2
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Yup.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:47:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-04 04:50:37 EDT (#)
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Zebra, this is pretty different than the average "shitty alter" scenario.
This person is openly admitting to being Phallic, and he holds the same personality.
The idea of an alter is to purport a different personality from your original Uber account. Said personality is usually offensive or comedic to get a reaction from others. In order to fake the personality, the user must keep his original Uber identity confidential.
Characteristics of shitty alters include personalities that are lame, overdone, or boring.
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ahahahaha
That's a very scholarly assessment. Thank you.
But if the only alters 'allowed' are those NOT lame, overdone, or boring, who is the final arbiter?
Who decides? The lame, overdone, boring masses?
But I get your point. Personally, I couldn't care less about who is who. It's not like I know anyone, anyway. If someone wants to actually spend the time on more than one account, have at it.
And at least this guy Phallic/Impassive has two of the more interesting and creative user names.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:43:09 EDT (#)
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ARGGGGG fuck.
This is like some final panicky diary entry written by a surrounded soldier.
Its 11.40pm here in Aus and i didnt go out cos i have an exam at 10am tomorrow. A girl just called me while really drunk and said she was coming over and i cant just lock her out cos she'll slam on the door and wake up my flatmates. That means i have to let her in and put up with a sloppy, drunken (only at her end) sex session that'll leave me tired and unsatisfied for my exam.
I HAVE NO WAY OUT.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 07:04:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-04-04 06:58:12 EDT (#)
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My school swim teacher had mirrors that allowed him to look from the poolside into the girls changing rooms, that is until a group of girls took a screwdriver to them one lunchtime. It's amazing how they can get away with those type of things.
He was also a body builder and died of a heart attack, isn't karma a wonderful thing?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 06:25:06 EDT (#)
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First line +2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-04 06:07:11 EDT (#)
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I have a feeling this may be the funniest thing I read all day.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-04 04:50:37 EDT (#)
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Zebra, this is pretty different than the average "shitty alter" scenario.
This person is openly admitting to being Phallic, and he holds the same personality.
The idea of an alter is to purport a different personality from your original Uber account. Said personality is usually offensive or comedic to get a reaction from others. In order to fake the personality, the user must keep his original Uber identity confidential.
Characteristics of shitty alters include personalities that are lame, overdone, or boring.
Submitted by MitchRohr (user info) at 2007-04-04 04:37:15 EDT (#)
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+1 first line
+1 short and to the point
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-04 03:51:43 EDT (#)
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I'm being staliked on the internet by a -2 bombing faggot paul_anthony (alias lukecart)
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-04 03:42:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:14:54 EDT (#)
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budgie smugglers = speedos = revealing bathers
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Should've scrolled down first.
Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2007-04-04 03:39:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-04 03:39:24 EDT (#)
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Why the hell aren't you unbanned yet?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-04 03:38:52 EDT (#)
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Budgie-smugglers? Wtf?
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:38:05 EDT (#)
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Nah i got banned for imitating firefly. The nut thing seemed pretty standard.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:30:49 EDT (#)
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'Night then. My OTC sleep aid should be kicking in here, as well.
Oh, there, I felt it. Nice warm feeling across my frontal lobe.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:29:26 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I can't keep up, either.
I'll see you later.
Give Cressida a kiss for me.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:26:28 EDT (#)
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No shit.
This is getting difficult. I can't keep straight which post I'm supposed to be +2'ing. I guess I'll +2 the new guy.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:24:04 EDT (#)
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I used to run into him all the time at a bar in Santa Monica. He had a different young chick every time I saw him.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:22:48 EDT (#)
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She knows Bill Maher. I want to party with that guy.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:21:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:20:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:13:38 EDT (#)
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Hey Lungfish. What does your sister do?
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She's a writer, but discretion prevents me from saying much more. She knows Oliver Stone, Alec Baldwin, and some others. Liberal types, mainly.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:21:03 EDT (#)
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What does your sister do, Lungfish?
I've asked this on three posts.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:19:11 EDT (#)
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By the way, Phallic, this post is awesome.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:15:40 EDT (#)
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ahahaha
Lungfish you're my knight in shining armor!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:13:44 EDT (#)
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See if I ever rate honestly again. Damn.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:13:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:11:45 EDT (#)
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I tried being a bit more objective this weekend and I got two crazy guys coming after me.
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hehe. That'll learn ya.
Although I have to admit I enjoyed the show.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:11:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:06:16 EDT (#)
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hence the 'or a douchebag' clause...
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well played.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:11:45 EDT (#)
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I tried being a bit more objective this weekend and I got two crazy guys coming after me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:10:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:04:43 EDT (#)
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I wasn't really talking about ratings.
I meant reviewing.
If you are posting in a forum that elicits opinion, I would think it would be nice to get an honest one on occasion.
I totally agree about the ratings, but you are the naive one if you believe they only matter to new people.
Human nature doesn't allow complete objectivity, and ratings must affect those who receive them in some way, regardless of anyone's belief to the contrary.
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zebra = awesome
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:06:46 EDT (#)
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ahahahaha
Quite right.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:06:16 EDT (#)
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hence the 'or a douchebag' clause...
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 02:04:43 EDT (#)
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I wasn't really talking about ratings.
I meant reviewing.
If you are posting in a forum that elicits opinion, I would think it would be nice to get an honest one on occasion.
I totally agree about the ratings, but you are the naive one if you believe they only matter to new people.
Human nature doesn't allow complete objectivity, and ratings must affect those who receive them in some way, regardless of anyone's belief to the contrary.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:57:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:37:09 EST (#)
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I keep expecting people at least to attempt objectivity.
I mean, who the fuck wants to receive +2 for every goddamn post?
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youre missing the point. noone who isnt either new to the site or a douchebag gives the slightest fuck about the ratings.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:54:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:37:09 EST (#)
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I keep expecting people at least to attempt objectivity.
I mean, who the fuck wants to receive +2 for every goddamn post?
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This post was hella funny though. Also, if he posted shit, I'd tell him because a) he wouldn't fly off the handle at a negative rating and b) he couldn't give a shit what I say.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:54:39 EDT (#)
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ive always liked your posts. its always strangely concerned me that you think im a tool. dunno why.
you should be unbanned.
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:50:01 EDT (#)
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you get two for budgie smugglers.
also acceptable would have been lolly bags and togs
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:46:47 EDT (#)
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You got banned for the nut shot?! Even I wasn't all that grossed out.
Then again, I barely remember it. I might have been drunk, or I might have blocked it from memory.
This was funny.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:37:09 EDT (#)
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I keep expecting people at least to attempt objectivity.
I mean, who the fuck wants to receive +2 for every goddamn post?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:37:06 EDT (#)
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Well thats disturbing.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:33:29 EDT (#)
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Duh.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:31:39 EDT (#)
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ahahahahaha
So why do people not call you a "shitty alter?"
Is this one of the unwritten rules of ubersite?
The rules apply unless we like you, and then feel free to break them?
Interesting.
Ubersite seems ruled by the whims of human nature.
Imagine that shite.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:28:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:27:16 EST (#)
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This was funny.
What did you get banned for?
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he posted a picture of himself with his bollocks out.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:27:16 EDT (#)
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This was funny.
What did you get banned for?
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:04:16 EDT (#)
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wow, that's great news
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-04-04 00:23:43 EDT (#)
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do you remember that national swim coach accused of kiddie fiddling a few years ago?
i forget his name, but he was found innocent.
there was a four corners show about it
the most interesting part was the reason a judge (a female, what's more) dismissed one girl's evidence
the girl had claimed the coach had been massaging her, and then started rubbing her cunt, and she had an orgasm. i think she was around 14 at the time
i thought admitting that she had an orgasm suggested honesty on her part (although it did make me wonder what she was complaining about) but the judge saw it differently
the judge said - 'she must be lying, because 14 yr old girls can't have orgasms'
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-04-04 00:06:26 EDT (#)
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budgie smugglers
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:45:27 EDT (#)
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Hhahahahaha.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:32:23 EDT (#)
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We were at a school camp once doing activities with some old guy called Jonesy or something similiarly familiar and colloquial, you know one of those people who you kind of jokingly say "what a legend" about, kind of thing. Halfway through he just wasn't there anymore, turned out he had been arrested for trying to molest one of the girls or something, which cracked us up because we could then say "Not Jonesy" and "Jonesy how could you".
I've butchered that story, Williamson could tell it better. The dude's name which I've forgotten made it funnier.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:27:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:09:08 EDT (#)
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hahaha @ everything
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:26:37 EDT (#)
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Possibly the greatest post ever.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:22:14 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahaha
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:14:54 EDT (#)
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budgie smugglers = speedos = revealing bathers
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:09:08 EDT (#)
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hahaha @ everything
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-04-03 23:00:42 EDT (#)
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You poor bastard. Most people learn to swim in a swimming pool.
I can't imagine your pain.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-03 22:56:10 EDT (#)
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Opening line got me. Damn you.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-03 22:40:25 EDT (#)
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That motherfucker taught me to swim. To swim. In budgie-smugglers.
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what are those? something to do with child rape?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-03 22:39:00 EDT (#)
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hahahaha
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-03 22:31:44 EDT (#)
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I don't know what budgie-smuglers are, but good for you...or I guess I mean...good for him. ;)
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-03 22:17:25 EDT (#)
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To swim. In budgie-smugglers