Fractal Contest Thing-a-ma-jig (674 hits)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (View user info) at 2007-04-04 08:16:40 EDT
Here's a fractalized picture of one of my coworkers. This is what he gets for leaving his vacation pictures on the company's server.
I torment this guy regularly, and I think that he's actually grown to like it. One of my earlier pranks on him is posted here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/31708
I'm going out to play in the rain now.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Long time no see, BOB.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 workplace shenanigannery
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100370
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loki - proceed with caution. http://www.ubersite.com/m/77658
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a guy here who pulls little pranks on people. He does things like putting a sticky note under your mouse so you think it isn't working. He watched me check my voice mail, stole my phone code, and forwarded all of my calls to my cell phone. The hardest part was hunting down the damn instructions to switch it back.
In retaliation I ping pong balled him. Oh it was clever too. I snuck in here ridiculously early Monday with 6 dozen ping pong balls. I knew he had a file cabinet that had a flip top opening instead of a drawer at the top that he uses as a pantry. I made a ramp out of notepads put the bag of balls in there and slid the bag out through the opening.
I put one in an inter-office mail envelop and left it on his chair. Sometimes I get inter-office mail marked confidential and urgent that contains things like soy sauce packets so he thought that the ping pong ball in the envelop was the gag. He said he was actually impressed that it made it through the mail without getting smashed until he opened his top cabinet drawer and found the other 71 balls.
Unfortunately he works on a different floor so I didn't get to see the show but he said they went everywhere.
Now though I'm a little worried because I've armed him with 6 dozen ping pong balls and given him a reason to get me back. I'm probably safe for a week or so because he'll want me stewing over what he's going to do but I'm just sure that something horrible is gong to happen to my desk. In particular I fear for my Panthers mascot toy and the beanie baby mammoth that I got in, get this Mammoth, CA when we were there skiing.
I'm thinking of taking his lunch hostage and maybe sending him pieces of bread crust through the mail with a ransom note.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice trippin' shit!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This here is bat country.
I want a pink Bob in my office; all I have is Pink Blobs who wear g-strings, christ there should be laws about making them that size.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-04 08:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I was still living at home before I joined the army there was a dude that worked in the paint section of Wal-mart, his name was Bob. He was a little slow.... just a bit. Everytime my buddies and I would go in Wal-mart we'd walk by the paint section and yell "HEY BOB", only we'd do it in these high pitched voices, and stretch out hey so it was like heyyyyyyyyyy Bob.
As I mentioned he was a little slow and thought we were just being friendly, so it enver caused a problem. Although my buddies girlfriend didn't seem to like it too much, but her opinion never mattered.
It was pretty stupid thing to do, but at the time it was pretty funny. Everynow and then we'd break it out in random places and say it to everyone we saw.
HEYYYYYYY BOB
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-04 08:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:18:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know that you could "fractalize" (I don't care if it's a word or not" pictures, Bob. Is there a software for that or am I just that ignorant?
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Photoshop.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-04 08:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I think that this was done on an old fractal screen saver program that "fractalized" your desktop photo. It is a screenshot of the screen saver. I don't remember the name of the program.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-04 08:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One time. like 2 years ago, I printed out 100 of these at 2"x2" and taped them all over the office. They are still finding them.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 08:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know that you could "fractalize" (I don't care if it's a word or not" pictures, Bob. Is there a software for that or am I just that ignorant?