ONCE In a Lifetime Oppurtunity + First Camwhore, NO JOKES (1209 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -0.33 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by zimm0r (View user info) at 2007-04-04 09:17:20 EDT
Seriously, this is me below. I'll show you more pictures later, maybe even one of my ex-girlfriend and I. Who cares about that anyway.
I've got to tell you what I have had the opportunity to do and I just know you will all be jealous. So, yeah, check this out. Since I live in Sacramento it's only a 5 hour drive to Hollywood and I was able to catch the traveling set of Star Trek!!!!! OMG, It was bonkers! Seriously, I almost fainted when I saw the command ship.
Think about it. I sat there and couldn't help but say out loud "Beam me up, Scotty." The rest of the group LOLed when I said this. Shucks, I did too :) Seriously, if any of you live in California I suggest you get over to the set before it leaves town. You can sit in the Enterprise chair or even see how the CGI is created on their new state of the art technology. It's really an awe inspiring activity for any Trekkies alike.
Other than that, I decided to take a break from you meanies because I needed a much deserved vacation. Of course, I had to go to bank of Mom again for a loan but I have really have all the inspiration I need to go find a job this week. I'll blog you to keep you updated. Maybe I can get a job testing or developing Trekkie video games. Now, there's an idea.
Well, anyway, UBER, here's my first Camwhore! Try not to be too judgemental. Gee willickers! Yeah right. You guys are nasty, but I'm going to continue writing anyway.
Spock is watching...
User Reviews
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Alter.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
alter
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shhhh, don't wake him
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alter
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this fucking serious? I'm still in limbo trying to decide. Can we get a consensus, alter or not?
I'm voting alter.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nerd.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice fucking shoes...and albino legs....and virginity.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a 0 b/c if you aren't an alter, I feel really, really, REALLY fucking bad that you're gonna die a virgin.
Hey, anyone wanna take bets that this guy ends up skinning his mom and making a woman suit in the next 5 yrs?
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Why don't I just give you my money now.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Darwin wept
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have to hand it to whomever is pulling the consistency strings on this alter.
+1 for that.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a 0 b/c if you aren't an alter, I feel really, really, REALLY fucking bad that you're gonna die a virgin.
Hey, anyone wanna take bets that this guy ends up skinning his mom and making a woman suit in the next 5 yrs?
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I'll take that bet.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-04-04 08:04:33 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The "Gee Willickers" put this over the top. And Ubersite is not your blog.
It's Loki's blog. :-(
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a 0 b/c if you aren't an alter, I feel really, really, REALLY fucking bad that you're gonna die a virgin.
Hey, anyone wanna take bets that this guy ends up skinning his mom and making a woman suit in the next 5 yrs?
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good for you.
You need a tan, especially if you live in Cali.
Other than that I have no idea what to say. I used to watchs TNG but I never had any desire to go to a convention or something similiar. I will admit to having one of those whatever they are that are pinned to the chest.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rofl
nice shoes.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really hope you're an alter and you did not drive 5 hours for some Star Trek thing
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. http://www.ubersite.com/m/100370
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, look! It's H.R. Puffenstuff!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I chuckled then I got worried that this was real.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this really isnt funny anymore.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The "Gee Willickers" put this over the top. And Ubersite is not your blog.
It's Loki's blog. :-(
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gee willickers
minus two just for that
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait a mintue...... -2 for jean shorts & a k-mart t-shirt. Does your mother still dress you?
And for fucks sake stop calling Ubersite a blog, there is no blogging to be done here.
-2DIE
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Are you wearing bowling shoes?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
me below
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blow me
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys keep calling me an alter and I'm not even sure what one of those is. I told you already that I'm not skitzophrenic (however you spell it).
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Oh in that case I shalll rate you accordinly phew. thanks for clearing that up.
p.s your skin says that you don't get out much; I guess it's lucky that the 'Chair of Dork' was inside.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys keep calling me an alter and I'm not even sure what one of those is. I told you already that I'm not skitzophrenic (however you spell it).
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter :(
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Not you genius, him, zimmor
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter :(
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool shit. But my ass was in that chair in 2001, while it was in Dusseldorf !
Qa'pla!
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This sorry bastard probably means it. Alter, you get +0 this time, because I love it when idiots believe alters.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yea i never learned how to tie my shoes either.
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hahahahaha
This Alter is getting funny again
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yea i never learned how to tie my shoes either.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I didn't even fuckin notice that shit! HAHAHAHAHA nice shoes faggot!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool shit. But my ass was in that chair in 2001, while it was in Dusseldorf !
Qa'pla!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yea i never learned how to tie my shoes either.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're not an alter, you should be.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100208
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good god man, how old are you? Wasn't that chick on the ddr machine you wanted to bang like 14!?
Just for the record Star Wars could kick Star Treks ass any day of the week, you fucking tool.
Here's some adivce for ya.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99112
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you wank it at warp speed.
Jesus Christ get a life!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-jbya4kxC6E
better version
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:37:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:21:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://members.on.nimp.org/?u=timecop
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You are a cunt, pff.
Mind you, it's my fault, I should have known better than to click on one of your links when I'm at work.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EYbUCvz1LYE
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I did actually smile at this. You look like a paedophile.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lmao
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Judge me if you will, but I think that's kinda cool.
Now go get a job.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://members.on.nimp.org/?u=timecop
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you Had already showed your 'Ex' monster, sorry girlfriend here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100084
Did you shave her? Or do you just like the hair between your teeth?