HAPPY 30TH BlRTHDAY APOLLO! (1889 hits)
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Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2007-04-04 12:39:41 EDT
MY GIFT TO YOU: A COMPLETE AND UNQUESTIONABLE BANNING!
HERE YOU GO, YOU SLOPPY BASTARD, DONT SAY I NEVER DID NOTHING FOR YA!
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-08 12:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what can I say. Color me paranoid. I'm still not comfortable that Bart knows my real name.
Submitted by Sheba (user info) at 2007-04-08 02:17:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:52:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:54:44 EDT (#)
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I had a dream about you. That's where I draw the line. I'm leaving Ubersite.
By the way, you were spectacular.
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AHAHAHA
seriously?
PS I know I am.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:54:09 EDT (#)
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Once the dust settles, Apollo is going to hell, so what's it matter? It will all be one a hundred years hence.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:50:59 EDT (#)
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Im ALWAYTH the girl!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:37:18 EDT (#)
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I wish that had happened BEFORE I had clicked on it...oh well, guess Im gay now. Fancy it George? You can be the girl if you like.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:28:34 EDT (#)
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ahahaa looks like someone lost a dollar!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:03:33 EDT (#)
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I was aboot to accuse you of that linkable horror Method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:59:30 EDT (#)
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lmao at the uberboard link
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:49:09 EDT (#)
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It's good that Apollo's mom didn't have a breach~birth, since his head would've been born days after him.
The upside is that his head is now eligible for Social Security, if it claims him as a dependent.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:13:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-05 17:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:53:00 PDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:58:36 EDT (#)
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http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/789/tungezr4ij7.jpg
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^ JonnyX?
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actually, it looks like you, only not as fat.
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You look like a skinnier version of my ass?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:13:00 EDT (#)
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quite welcome ol' boy, I'll be adding much more as time goes on.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-05 17:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love your new site, that sand thing keeps me entertained for hours in school.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-05 17:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:53:00 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/789/tungezr4ij7.jpg
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^ JonnyX?
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actually, it looks like you, only not as fat.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-05 16:40:32 EDT (#)
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probably not, but it makes things more interesting.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-05 16:35:13 EDT (#)
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WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY, ANDREW?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-05 16:21:47 EDT (#)
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bart doesn't have the balls to ban you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:37:41 EDT (#)
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Everyone on this site is gay.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-05 07:10:32 EDT (#)
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Hey TL Could you mention to us again that you're getting married? I didn't think we quite got it the first 38453948 times = )
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-04-05 02:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
>bursts into tears<
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-05 02:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-04-05 01:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think we've all had enough of your sugar daddy, George. Think he can wire me a check for 8K for my honeymoon? I mean, just massage his testies, warm them, comfort them and while he is relaxed in pure bliss, write me a check for 8K for my honeymoon. He'll nevet know! DO IT! ;)
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-04-05 01:03:53 EDT (#)
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i am NOT apollo's father, how dare you
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-05 00:33:37 EDT (#)
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Date: 2007-04-04 20:56:28
PostID: 306360240
Title: (men seeking women) Looking for love in all the wrong places, ladies? Try here.
mail me if u like what u c
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-05 00:16:37 EDT (#)
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http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m4w/306360240.html
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 23:51:09 EDT (#)
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i seriously cannot stop laughing at PFF's link. i'm going to post it on craigslist under the title, "looking for love in all the wrong places?"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-04-04 23:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tight. Good stuff.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-04-04 23:12:02 EDT (#)
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wha?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-04 20:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:45:27 EDT (#)
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I'm proud to say that, because of Ubersite, this sort of shit doesn't bother me anymore.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-04 20:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:58:36 EDT (#)
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http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/789/tungezr4ij7.jpg
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^ JonnyX?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 20:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a nice banning George
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahha
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:56:14 EDT (#)
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great, my co-workers are gone so I can finally click this and ask
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY IS FUCKING THE MATTER WITH YOU?
not that I don't appreciate the irreverence...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:34:53 EDT (#)
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i started chuckling as soon as i opened this again and then i opened PFF's link and started laughing uncontrollably...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:07:22 EDT (#)
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RED ON THE HEAD
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:08:41 EDT (#)
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ah hahahahahahaha
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:31:25 EDT (#)
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FAG ABOVE.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:25:50 EDT (#)
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The Skipper with his little buddy?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:17:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-04-04 04:31:02 EDT (#)
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Arbitrary and punitive? The only rules that exist here are:
1) Don't post things that are excessively grotesque, pornographic, illegal, hateful, etc.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:17:09 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is WRONG with you???
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:12:54 EDT (#)
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BAD SANTA
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:25:03 EDT (#)
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That thing looks like it's been put through a meat grinder as red as it is.
Rudolph, the red dicked gay queer.....
Seriously, I shouldn't have had that bean soup for lunch yesterday because I think I levitated a couple dozen times so far.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:17:53 EDT (#)
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now i hope chelsea win the champions league
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm proud to say that, because of Ubersite, this sort of shit doesn't bother me anymore.
PS I'm serious where did you find this I want more.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What a dick! No, not his - YOU!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:26:17 EDT (#)
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He does have a surprisingly big penis.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:21:02 EDT (#)
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I shuddered and promtly vacated both my bowels and my temporary internet files folder.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:19:29 EDT (#)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY APOLLO!! Maybe England will give you a welcome birthday present.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:14:52 EDT (#)
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Fucker.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:12:46 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised the fat fucker could still get it up.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:06:24 EDT (#)
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Ewwwww.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by mrs.brenkus06 (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:05:11 EDT (#)
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I think I just may have threw up! EW
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:05:01 EDT (#)
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mmm, yeah. Say, where did you find this? Are there more in this series?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:00:59 EDT (#)
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My cat even wept
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:59:14 EDT (#)
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Blarf.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:58:59 EDT (#)
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FUCKIN PFF ALWAYS HAS TO UPSTAGE ME
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:58:36 EDT (#)
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http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/789/tungezr4ij7.jpg
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:58:16 EDT (#)
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SORRY GUYS, THIS IS NSFW, FORGOT TO MENTION
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:55:53 EDT (#)
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Is nothing sacred anymore?
Where the fuck did you get my holidays pics from?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:55:36 EDT (#)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh
MY EYES!!!
i just got fired because I had just clicked on this post when my boss walked past.
HOPE YOU FUCKERS ARE HAPPY NOW!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:55:11 EDT (#)
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i remember giving apollo porn for his boday. like with a girl in it.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:54:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:50:51 EDT (#)
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Even our most drastic measures don't work. Last month the notorious paedophile Sydney Cook was blasted into space to spend the rest of his life aboard a one-man prison vessel posing no further threat to children on Earth. But it was revealed that an 8-year-old boy was also placed on board by mistake and is now trapped alone in space with the monster. A spokesman said "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"
I think that is the funniest paragraph I have ever heard
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Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci are fucking hilarious
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:53:40 EDT (#)
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you are disgusting georgie.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:53:37 EDT (#)
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http://jamesbond007.net/allies/Pepper.html
thanks mate.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:52:24 EDT (#)
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Did anyone else just hear the universe break?
Submitted by TimetoDance (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:51:41 EDT (#)
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Asshole
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:51:33 EDT (#)
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fucked. people are fucked.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:50:51 EDT (#)
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Even our most drastic measures don't work. Last month the notorious paedophile Sydney Cook was blasted into space to spend the rest of his life aboard a one-man prison vessel posing no further threat to children on Earth. But it was revealed that an 8-year-old boy was also placed on board by mistake and is now trapped alone in space with the monster. A spokesman said "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"
I think that is the funniest paragraph I have ever heard
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:49:22 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:48:30 EDT (#)
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AND I WAS WARNED!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!!?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:47:34 EDT (#)
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i just got fired because of this
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:46:26 EDT (#)
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Well, I suppose it's the thought that counts although in this case, it probably counts for a banning or a firing.
Submitted by cha-chi (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:46:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:45:45 EDT (#)
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i don't even want to know where you got this picture
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:45:35 EDT (#)
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hi
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:45:12 EDT (#)
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you and your gramps need some serious help.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:44:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:44:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:43:55 EDT (#)
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hahahahhahaha!
Id make you another classic like this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86265 but fuck it Im lazy
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:43:48 EDT (#)
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BASTARD.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:43:41 EDT (#)
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jonnyx above
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:41:32 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:41:31 EDT (#)
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LOL THATS ME IN THE PICTURE
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:41:20 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:41:02 EDT (#)
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FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FAT FUCKFACE!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:40:44 EDT (#)
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hey..it IS Enormodome's birthday