What has two thumbs and gives blowjobs? (1203 hits)
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Submitted by Kaelic <scarletranger.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-04-04 15:01:33 EDT
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Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:14:04 EDT (#)
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why are is eyes so close together?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-04 23:05:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:41:03 EDT (#)
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hey, how much you wanna bet i can throw a football over them moutains?
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...as Kaelic gets hit in the face with a steak.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-04-04 21:20:27 EDT (#)
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wait
you're still not a firefighter?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 20:53:01 EDT (#)
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I changed my mind...after a few cocktails.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-04 20:31:36 EDT (#)
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it took you this long to develop a humorous response to Hidden's message from 1846?
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-04-04 20:26:52 EDT (#)
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Somehow I knew before I clicked on this, that it would be Hidden101. +2. I remember way back when Hidden was my favorite poster.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 19:53:51 EDT (#)
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http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/The-worlds-most-dangerous-road/2005/06/07/1118123840061.html
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 19:24:58 EDT (#)
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i saw a couple Iraqi dudes buttfucking in an apartment window from the rooftop of the Al Rasheed Hotel in downtown Baghdad. i also saw two teenage Iraqi boys acting suspiciously, looking around a corner to make sure no one was coming. it looked like they were going to plant a bomb and then.... BLOWJOB! i also saw a farmer fucking a goat, which is acceptable over there as long as it's not a male goat. and last but not least, we put up live video of a US soldier masturbating at his post on the movie screen sized monitor in front of the general's office at headquarters, who did this every day, completely unaware of the new surveillance camera that had been installed.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 19:18:51 EDT (#)
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well, i don't know if it's the most dangerous, but that's what the word on the street is. it's Route Irish, going through Baghdad. i've been on several convoys and chopper missions around Baghdad, usually twice a week. i wasn't doing office work over there, son. the only time i ever stepped foot in a cubicle over there was when i went to Division Headquarters a few times a week.
but yeah, i do tell girls in bars i was over there. don't act like you wouldn't pull that card!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 19:15:17 EDT (#)
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and i once had unprotected butt sex with an arab so don't try to talk about dangerous
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 19:12:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:38:52 EDT (#)
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when was the last time you led a convoy down the most dangerous road on the planet?
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which road is that? seriously, i'm curious.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:41:03 EDT (#)
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oh and just so you know, i don't make up stories to impress people. they are all true.
like the time a tur-rist shot a mortar at me and i caught it and threw it back and blew him up.
hey, how much you wanna bet i can throw a football over them moutains?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:38:52 EDT (#)
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when was the last time you led a convoy down the most dangerous road on the planet?
that's what i thought, you girly frenchman.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:06:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:52:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:30:16 EDT (#)
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i've been shot at, mortared, rocketed, car-bombed, you name it. i'm still here and i'm here to stay.
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i bet all you did is sit in a cubicle and type in procedural reports then went back home acting like an unsung hero, making up stories for the girls: "SO I WAS PATROLLING JAFFA STREET AND A HORDE OF TERRORISTS WERE COMING MY WAY, HULLULATING QURAN VERSES! I HARNESSED A NEARBY DONKEY AND GRABBED A MACHETTE THEN CHARGED THEM AND PLOWED THROUGH THEIR RANKS AS HEADS WENT FLYING OFF!"
*cue Gladiator music*
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lmao
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:05:34 EDT (#)
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hehehe
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:52:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:30:16 EDT (#)
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i've been shot at, mortared, rocketed, car-bombed, you name it. i'm still here and i'm here to stay.
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i bet all you did is sit in a cubicle and type in procedural reports then went back home acting like an unsung hero, making up stories for the girls: "SO I WAS PATROLLING JAFFA STREET AND A HORDE OF TERRORISTS WERE COMING MY WAY, HULLULATING QURAN VERSES! I HARNESSED A NEARBY DONKEY AND GRABBED A MACHETTE THEN CHARGED THEM AND PLOWED THROUGH THEIR RANKS AS HEADS WENT FLYING OFF!"
*cue Gladiator music*
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:40:13 EDT (#)
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Saw it coming a mile away. Still laughed.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:30:32 EDT (#)
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ps- who wants a blowjob?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:30:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:27:16 EDT (#)
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har har, you're gonna die in a desert!
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didn't anyone tell you hidden101 is made of fucking NAILS? i'm fucking bulletproof. i really doubt some raghead is going to get the best of hidden101. i've been shot at, mortared, rocketed, car-bombed, you name it. i'm still here and i'm here to stay.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:13:22 EDT (#)
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I'll take your word for it
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:41:32 EDT (#)
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rofl
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:07:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:06:23 EDT (#)
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its my favourite ghey helicopter pilot!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:04:41 EDT (#)
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Made me smile.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:42:38 EDT (#)
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Good ol' Hidden...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:40:45 EDT (#)
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Oh for the love...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:36:31 EDT (#)
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I chuckled here.
The irony of this post is that gaylic actually knows this information FIRST HAND.
He got one !
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:31:35 EDT (#)
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Thanks buddy, these hits sure do mean a lot to me!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:27:16 EDT (#)
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har har, you're gonna die in a desert!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:26:43 EDT (#)
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i'm going to get a haircut. good luck with riding my coattails, Kenny. it will bring you lots of hits.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:25:02 EDT (#)
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does anyone know where i can get a Common Access Card in Chicago? i think i have to go to Afghanistan now, goddamnit. maybe it will be better than that shithole Iraq, but i doubt it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:24:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99618
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:24:05 EDT (#)
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Kenneth West. Old school Uber coming at you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:23:51 EDT (#)
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marine blue is the same as navy blue...i just phocked op de trenslaychon!
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:21:53 EDT (#)
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they are navy blue you dumb gay bastard and no
i just wear the full gear out to the club and i'm all like, "yo, ladies, is there a fire in here? no, well it must have been those outfits because they are HOT" and then i start night at the roxburrying them
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:21:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:04:29 EDT (#)
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I don't think a piece of dental floss would fit between this schmucks eyes
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HAHAHAHA TRISOMY!
CHROMOSOWNED!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:20:42 EDT (#)
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I always thought that this was a scarlet ranger: http://images.quizilla.com/P/poote/1048426981_angersred1.gif
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:18:48 EDT (#)
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i bet kaelic wear his marine blue t-shirts with the logo of his firefighter school when he goes out.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:18:47 EDT (#)
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DID SOMEONE SAY DIESEL.MCDIESEL.AT.SMALLBALLS.NET????
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:18:45 EDT (#)
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if you're going to bring back the classics, let's not forget these little gems...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49854
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54467
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18869
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:16:46 EDT (#)
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I THINK THEY DID
SEA DOOO WOO HOO SINGING THE SEA DOO SONG
SEA DOO, WOO HOO
Actually, Uh, I finished all my firefighter training, and I've had the e-mail address scalrletranger since I was 14, which is why I've kept such an incredibly homosexual sounding e-mail address. Sorry, I don't need my e-mail address to be diesel.mcsteel.at.smallballs.net to make myself feel like a man.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:16:42 EDT (#)
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Brought a big ole smile to my face.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:14:09 EDT (#)
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DID SOMEONE SAY JET SKIS?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:12:15 EDT (#)
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yes, scarletranger...a romantic metaphor for firefighter. because it's very important that everybody knows that kaelic is training to be a firefighter.
"scarletranger"
almost as sexy as william baldwin saving kurt russell in backdraft.
*swoon*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:10:56 EDT (#)
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oh, sorry
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:06:15 EDT (#)
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well now you're just being hurtful, MR. scarlet ranger
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:09:26 EDT (#)
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CAPS LOCK IS AUTO PILOT FOR COOOOOOOOOOL
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:07:40 EDT (#)
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THAT IS MR. SCARLET RANGER TO YOU DO MY CAPS MAKE ME SEEM NON CHALANT AND WHIMSICAL
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:06:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:04:29 EDT (#)
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I don't think a piece of dental floss would fit between this schmucks eyes. I think his Dickie's are too tight.
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hahahaha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:06:15 EDT (#)
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well now you're just being hurtful, scarlet ranger
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:06:10 EDT (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/1175704781650630790/1/APOLLOS_DAD.jpg
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:04:44 EDT (#)
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Clean up the drool off your face and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:04:29 EDT (#)
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I don't think a piece of dental floss would fit between this schmucks eyes. I think his Dickie's are too tight.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:03:53 EDT (#)
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I'm bringing back the classics. It's shit post wednesday, right?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:03:50 EDT (#)
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you're witty
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:03:16 EDT (#)
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Dang, Caul, you didn't have to -2 me, you can give blowjobs too buddy.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:03:12 EDT (#)
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I swear I've seen this picture (and Post) before.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:02:29 EDT (#)
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