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Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 1.19 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-04-05 17:45:37 EDT
A poem.
By Rob Berg
Here as I sit
Contemplating this task.
I know nothing of poetry
So I'll yank from my ass.
Hey look at that!
The first bit's complete
There's even rhyming and swearing
That's actually quite neat.
WICKED, two parts are done
And now for the third
HA! How convenient is that?
Third rhymes with turd.
Wow, this cool!
Who knew I was a poet?
Mind you this shit ain't done yet
There's still time to blow it.
Perhaps a theme is needed?
Some kind of cool hook
Perhaps some imagery will help
I'll go have a look
Hmmm... a drawing might work
Or is that kinda cheating?
Bah - this contest is for poems!
I'm just used to bleating
>curtsey<
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is beautiful in a sense, as it reads like you actually wrote it out as it all happened to you. And who knows, maybe you did. It's elementary, to be sure, but it succeeds in setting the reader right down next to the speaker as he/she is wrestling with The Poetic and putting up a good fight.
The speaker's victories are our victories. The speaker's disappointments are our disappointments.
It's like I'm looking at the creative process through another's eyes, and finding out it looks exactly the same as it does through my two big browns. Humans, aren't we all?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you give me a +2 yet?
I don't recall.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
weeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-11 02:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty cool.....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-10 21:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The voyeur in me enjoyed observing you walk this path of discovery.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This really does need more attention.
Although I totally think Merlina cranked out a much better poem.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck to all contestants.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hmmm...
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really liked this.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-04-06 11:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am breaking my normal -2 poetry rule.
For this
"Bah - this contest is for poems!
I'm just used to bleating"
But it is still poetry, so -1.
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-04-06 11:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the self-portrait.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-04-06 09:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think this is my favorite..erm....not so serious one.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-06 08:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Third rhymes with turd"...I laughed out loud at that line.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-06 06:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The poem ; Historical creation here..
I love that mouton !
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-06 02:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Almost worth reading.
I struggled.
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SWEET!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ogden Nash ain't got nothing on you, sporto
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...and Dennis Miller ain't got nothing on you, crypto.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Almost worth reading.
I struggled.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I enjoyed the awfulness of this. It is slightly better than the awfulness of FoolProof and TheDrake because of the self portrait.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ogden Nash ain't got nothing on you, sporto
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad, I'm make you smile.
It is Easter, after all! Long weekend!
There's your rating.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh come now - I thought YOU of all people would appreciate this. """
i didn't read it :-Þ
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hehe... and >I< need the hobby?
You make me smile.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh come now - I thought YOU of all people would appreciate this. """
i didn't read it :-Þ
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Rating: 0.66 on 6 reviews
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>erp!<
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the picture of my wife...
:)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
:-D
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hah!
Oh come now - I thought YOU of all people would appreciate this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
:-D
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rob silverstein!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-05 18:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, this (IS) cool!
Who knew I was a poet?
Mind you this shit ain't done yet
There's still time to blow it.
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I love how I fuck up right before I mention I might.
DOH.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-05 17:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay Verily. To another man who is no poet laureate.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-05 17:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe