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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2007-04-05 19:24:23 EDT


He's sworn Photoshop revenge on me.

poolisnotasport.jpg (593 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-11 19:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-11 18:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fight the... whatever the hell is going on here.

Submitted by psikosismc (user info) at 2008-10-11 14:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by aquagirl (user info) at 2008-09-08 15:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 15:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2008-08-26 17:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey Red... post another shitty picture with a few lines of text...

oh.

Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome!

Submitted by PoeticSoul (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WELL THIS WAS NEAT

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wish i was there! rack 'm up.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty boys in skinny jeans.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm way prettier than that yank.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I only see you, Red. I choose it that way.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

he should stick some on his head

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's hairy too. His belly is like a Vietnamese piggie.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oi Lawrence put your pot belly away

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You still have a fat little tubby belly Hurty

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

cheese and onion crisps are for cunts

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Are these honeymoon pictures?

You look like the type of punters who buy a pint and a packet of cheese and onion crips to 'share' and stay in the warmth of the pub for 5 hours. ie students.

Nice, though.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-26 15:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this is the real andy reid

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-07 13:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-04-06 15:33:17 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is Hurty really American? Why does he claim to be Scottish if he is?

Your right Jakey, pool isn't a sport. Anyway, enjoy you're weekend.

======

Nope, I lived in L.A. for 3 years, Chicago for a few months, hence I'm a Septic, apparently.

I will have revenge on you for this Jakey.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-06 23:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

damn you for making me use babblefish to translate...

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 17:10:57 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

even more

property prices are horrendous
Rupert Murdoch press
we apologise for Phil Collins
and UB40
christmas number 1s
Noel Edmonds still on the telly
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wow, you do have a lot to answer for

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is Hurty really American? Why does he claim to be Scottish if he is?

Your right Jakey, pool isn't a sport. Anyway, enjoy you're weekend.


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-06 09:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-06 02:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-06 00:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2....




but ONLY because it's you.


And you're real good in photoshop



























and I'm secretly in love with you


Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-06 00:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-06 00:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't understand any of this, but I love it anyways.

=======

I'm with Darko 50%.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-06 00:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't understand any of this, but I love it anyways.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-05 23:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eat something, you soft cunt.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-05 23:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cricket.


god - I'm so sorry we inflicted that on you all.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

even more

property prices are horrendous
Rupert Murdoch press
we apologise for Phil Collins
and UB40
christmas number 1s
Noel Edmonds still on the telly
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

further bad things

basingstoke
charvas
buses
the national anthem
sporting achievements in the distant past
believe that 'curling' is a sport
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bad things about England:


the weather
Sunderland
some of the food
the attitude to food (sandwiches at your desk)
overpriced sandwiches
soggy sandwiches
sandwiches which claim to have avocado in - but the lettuce is shit
the football team is managed by a Scot
Channel 5
Virgin Rail and all other such companies
Birmingham
the traffic
the over saturation of US television we get
adverts that are too loud
petrol prices
north/south divide
new universities

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heh

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 21:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-05 21:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that pool queue has the same diameter of your arm! :-O
---
don't do blow job mouths at me

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-05 21:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that pool queue has the same diameter of your arm! :-O

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 21:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

All seems resolved now Wildman. Still - I'm sure we'll nuke the fuckers in a day or two eh? That'll teach them to defend their sovereign waters and to get no information from our servicemen at all eh?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Considering recent events, and the quality or your servicemen, it amazes me that at one time, your country actually conquered the high seas.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously stupid comments.....
Really....
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you say that Bubs - but then - you're old. The hip jive we young be speakin' these days be too much for you graaaaaamps.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

actually come to think of it. both your styles need a bit of a focal point away from them. kind of like medusa can only be viewed in a mirror.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously stupid comments.....
Really....

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what's with the loud shirt? it ALMOST works as a distraction from your hair.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cricket.


god - I'm so sorry we inflicted that on you all.

__________

FUCKING WAR!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE YTOU GOT THAT?!?!!?! I WILL TURN YOUR INSIDES OUT!!!!!!

HEAR ME HMMMMMMMM>!?!?!?!?!

WAR!!!
---
southerner

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When an old cricketer leaves the crease, you never know whether he's
gone,
If maybe you're catching a fleeting glimpse, of a twelfth man at silly
mid-on.
And it could be Geoff, and it could be John,
With a new ball sting in his tail.
And it could be me, and it could be thee,
And it could be the sting in the ale.........a sting in the ale

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

more on the list

cricket fans

"come to the cricket - it's great - you can get drunk"


watch this cricket chappies.


*consumes alcohol*


seee? easy. And I don't have to wax lyrical about willow and thwacking

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You can't tell - but that's a The Prisoner t shirt. NUMBER 23113






I AM NOT A NUMBER I AM A FREE UBERNAUT

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cricket.


god - I'm so sorry we inflicted that on you all.

__________

FUCKING WAR!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE YTOU GOT THAT?!?!!?! I WILL TURN YOUR INSIDES OUT!!!!!!

HEAR ME HMMMMMMMM>!?!?!?!?!

WAR!!!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cricket.


god - I'm so sorry we inflicted that on you all.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

even more

property prices are horrendous
Rupert Murdoch press
we apologise for Phil Collins
and UB40
christmas number 1s
Noel Edmonds still on the telly

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

further bad things

basingstoke
charvas
buses
the national anthem
sporting achievements in the distant past
believe that 'curling' is a sport

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bad things about England:


the weather
Sunderland
some of the food
the attitude to food (sandwiches at your desk)
overpriced sandwiches
soggy sandwiches
sandwiches which claim to have avocado in - but the lettuce is shit
the football team is managed by a Scot
Channel 5
Virgin Rail and all other such companies
Birmingham
the traffic
the over saturation of US television we get
adverts that are too loud
petrol prices
north/south divide
new universities

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to play!!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh in general, sure. But with Jake, it's like HYPER-limeypride.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The Scots are at least semi cool. That's why Hurty aspires to be one. His accent gets more Scottish when he's around people - but when he starts losing his old town che-kag-ee accent returns. It's like putting a chameleon on a disco ball.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well at least you're not ethnocentric.
--------------
One of the defining features of Britain is that everyone hates everybody else unless theyre ganging up on someone from a different part of the island or the Germans.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well at least you're not ethnocentric.


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're a lucky one.


Look at his little yank pot belly. He had a period where he wanted to be Vietnamese too.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because I feel bad that I've never heard of him.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/u/hurtbythesun

This guy

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Also bottom left picture: Hurty, you are too fat to pull of that cut of clothing, try for something from the xxxl section

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know who that is.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1200px? Who do you think you are?

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Finally got it to work then

------------------

Yeah, but what a pain in the arse that was.

Shit, wrong account.

-Dave

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Finally got it to work then


Always remember that you're representing our country. I guess what I'm
saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room.

-- Homer Simpson
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