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Life's Little Moments (1123 hits)

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Rating: 1.42 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-04-06 09:57:36 EDT




MUSIC

Whenever I hear 'Plug in Baby' by Muse, I am immediately transported back to the thE time I was standing in the crowd, listening to the beginning notes of that song, my friend who I had convinced to come along told me later that even though she didn't like Muse - seeing me become so happy just by seeing a band, made her want start listening to them.

MOVIE

The end dance scene - I cannot describe how funny and how perfect and ending to this great movie is. My flatmate and I rewound that scene at least 6 times the other night, cackling like idiots the whole way through.

SUNRISE

As cliche as it sounds, it can be a magical thing to witness. I had flown over to the Gold Coast, Australia with 8 of my mates for New years, and that morning that dawned on 2004, we were down at the beach drinking beer as the sun rose over the ocean. We all sat just sat there in silence, toes digging in the sand.

HOSPITAL

Lying in bed next to my sick mother, reading to her from a book that I had on me, 'The Stand' by Stephen King, and not because she especially liked Stephen King or even wanted to know what was being said - just to hear my voice speaking to her, distracting her from the pain.

FIRST LOVE

The first time some said they loved me and I knew they meant it, he had bought me a balloon - the cheesy kind- which pictured a teddy bear with the words 'I love you'. I was playing with the balloonand read the words out loud to myself - 'I love you'. He turned and looked at me and said 'I Love you'. I let out an emarrassed laugh and he joined me.

True Friendship

Sitting in a car, chain-smoking and telling my best friend my deepest secret - the only person I have ever told it to even to this day. She didn't try to attempt lame conversation, she just sat there, smoking, listening to me talk. And when I had finished we hugged for an unashamedly long time.

HEARTBREAK

Watching my step-dad walk away after all the promises he gave me.

ALCOHOLIC MOMENT

Getting woken up at 7am on a Sunday (by means of a switched on vacumn cleaner) forced out of bed so that the three of us could polish off a bottle of tequila by 8.30ish in the morning.

BEING A FRIEND

Sitting on my bed with my best friend after she had broken up with her boyfriend of 4 years, and at her request listening to 'Lydia' by Fur Patrol over and over. And over and over and over. And over. Where my Mum joined us and gave us her 'all men a BASTARDS' speech.

DYING

A co-worker died when I was 18. In samoan tradition they have the body in the house for people to come and pay thier respects. As I left the house I looked across the road and saw one of my other co-workers sitting on a bus-stop bench - crouched over with his head in his hands.

BOOK

Coming to the end of 'To Kill a Mockingbird' and getting goosebumps all over my body just by reading the last chapter. Once I had finished I immediately started reading it all over again. And Also, crying, actual crying while I read the ending to 'Of Mice and Men'.

EXCITEMENT

Landing in Thailand with my mate, walking through Bangkok airport, not knowing what to expect or where we were even going, not having slept in over two days - and never feeling more awake.

RANDOM

Catching a taxi home after a night of drinking and stopping in the KFC carpark to share a joint with the taxi driver.

NEIGHBOURS

Sitting outside enjoying a cigarette, listening to my neighbour teach his four year old son to play Metallica's 'Nothing Else Matters' on the guitar.

NAKED LADIES

The first time I ever gave a stripper a tip, with the money between my teeth and my head buried in her breasts. I was laughing so hard that all she came away with was a drool soaked 50 dollar note.

GAMBLING

Walking in with only $20 and coming out with $1600, then recklessly spending it all in one crazy night. (Which, I guess, is part of the reason why I ended up in a strip bar)




Life's little moments












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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-29 02:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just gonna finish this off before bed, with no bad jokes.

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-11-05 19:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/F93C150C-1446-492B-93B8-D930C6EE8412.htm

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-05 09:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

RETALITORY -2 WOOOO!!

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-05-31 23:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-30 20:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

quality post asshole


YOUR MOTHER IS A QUALITY POST

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-30 23:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very nice

Submitted by Malcontent (user info) at 2007-05-23 19:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you don't suck.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-05-13 22:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 PBTA (People better than the aussies)

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 New Zealand?

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-11 00:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*tears of frustration*

I'm not Australian!


lech: maybe....

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-11 00:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Australia
+2 for being a Tool fan
-2 just because


Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-10 23:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I still think you should camwhore

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-10 01:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-10 13:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Awesome shit, dude, but not what I call good...

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What an odd review.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mr toe, i've always wondered if your handle was inspired by the big lebowski

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-10 00:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


The only title not fully capitalized was True Friendship.

I rather enjoyed the subtle focus on something so magical.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-10 00:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Very nice.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-09 23:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Awesome shit, dude, but not what I call good...


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-09 17:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

what about sex?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 23:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here I go again, I hear those trumpets blow again.
All aglow again , takin' a chance on love.
Here I slide again, about to take that ride again.
Starry-eyed again, takin' a chance on love.


I thought that cards were a frame-up, I never would try.
Now I'm taking that game up and the ace of hearts is high.
Things are mending now, I see a rainbow blending now.
We'll have a happy ending now, takin' a chance on love.


Here I slip again, about to take that trip again.
I got that grip again, takin' a chance on love.
Now I prove again that I can make life move again.
Um - I'm in the groove again, takin' a chance on love.


I walk around with a horse shoe, in clover I lie.
And brother rabbit of course you better kiss your ... foot good-bye.
On that ball again I'm ridin' for a fall again.
I'm gonna give my all again takin' a chance on love.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to buy you cheesy balloons.

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*Blushes, with a cute giggle thrown in for good measure*


*Then remembers an earlier comment about ubersite puesdo flirting*


*Becomes a hypocrite*

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Pseudo? No. I'm really flirting.

ps, the Diamondbacks just won.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You can tell me your secrets. I promise I won't tell.

Then, we'll get busy.

Submitted by hugafriend (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ThatsGodToYouBitches (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was really good, I hope people bandwagon this. I love these type of posts.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-06 08:04:19 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Automatic for the image of you with your face buried in tits.
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pic please

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yea thats coo

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to buy you cheesy balloons.

This was enjoyable. I sorta hope it becomes a bandwagon in order to learn more about some of the freaks in this place.
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I need to blog I reckon.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good post. However I am not sure what your gender is, and that frightens me.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-06 11:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

May I bandwagon this?

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-04-06 11:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cool. Something worth reading on this retarded gif-post friday.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-06 11:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Automatic for the image of you with your face buried in tits.


But this was actually pretty good. Alan Arkin was the best thing to happen to that movie.
And you think sharing a joing with a taxi driver is cool, try sharing a joint with a carnie. That's fucked up. Unless said taxi driver was, in fact, Bobby DeNiro. Then you win.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to buy you cheesy balloons.

-----

*Blushes, with a cute giggle thrown in for good measure*


*Then remembers an earlier comment about ubersite puesdo flirting*


*Becomes a hypocrite*

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Touching, but what movie are you talking about?


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heh, i'm a retard... it's 'Little Miss Sunshine'

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cool. Something worth reading on this retarded gif-post friday.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Touching, but what movie are you talking about?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to buy you cheesy balloons.

This was enjoyable. I sorta hope it becomes a bandwagon in order to learn more about some of the freaks in this place.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahh, these moments...



Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?

-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving