Declaration. (719 hits)
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Submitted by Yahweh (View user info) at 2007-04-06 12:42:13 EDT
I am an alter. That much is too obvious.
I assure you that I am not Foolproof's alter. Or Sicosemens. Or anybody else you would presume.
No, I am an old user. I am sick off all these accounts being created with the sole purpose of annoyance. They contribute nothing of any good to anything they do. Most of them are controlled by a small group of insignificant fucks that think internet toughness means something in the grand scheme.
So I created this account.
And I am using it to declare war.
DOCUMENT 1st Session No. 001
DECLARATIONS OF A STATE OF WAR
WITH ALL MALEVOLENT ALTERS AND USERS
ADDRESS OF YAHWEH DELIVERED BEFORE A JOINT SESSION OF THE REGISTERED USERS OF UBERSITE ON APRIL 6, 2007 REQUESTING THAT THE CONGREGATION DECLARE THAT A STATE OF WAR HAS EXISTED SINCE NOVEMBER 30, 1999, BETWEEN THE USERS OF UBERSITE AND THE MALEVOLENT USERS AND ALTERS .
The joint resolution (S. J. Res. 001) declaring that a state of war exists between The Malevolent Users and Alters and the Registered Users of Ubersite, and making provision to prosecute the same, was read the first time by its title, and the second time at length, as follows: "Whereas The Malevolent Users and Alters have committed unprovoked acts of war against the Registered Users of Ubersite:
Therefore be it Resolved, etc., That the state of war between the Registered Users and the Malevolent Users and Alters which has thus been thrust upon the Registered Users is hereby formally declared; and Yahweh is hereby authorized and directed to employ the entire ratings forces of Ubersite and the resources of the Registered Users to carry on war against the Malevolent Users and Alters; and to bring the conflict to a successful termination, all of the resources of the Internet are hereby pledged.
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-08 09:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
an alter bitching about alters, huh?
sounds perfect.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-04-08 09:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awesome Idea!
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2007-04-08 01:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH LOOKY HOE SCRAED OL SHJINEBOXXXXX IS
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-04-08 01:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hmmmmm.....
I got a declaration for ya:
FUCK OFF
faggot.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-07 20:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You care too much.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-07 16:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-07 10:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pretty over the top for a guy who talks about the 'grand scheme of things'
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The army I raise will soon make them exactly what we feel they are - nothing."
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As much as I agree with you, and your purpose, I do have a slight problem. I get fucking annoyed with aleters -2ing with gay abandon but hell it's what they do. So what? The only reason alters get away with what they do is because people keep bringing them up all the time. If Uber, as a populous, agreed to ignore the faceless wankers who feel that a internet persona isn't 'confidential' enough then the alters would hold no power.
Sadly Yahweh I have a feeling that even you will grow tired in a few weeks and be bored.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-06 21:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-06 18:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How's this working out for you, dicklick?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-06 17:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off.
Submitted by ThatsGodToYouBitches (user info) at 2007-04-06 15:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is gayer than the time i had ass sex with my dad
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-06 15:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 in hopes you are Degreeless
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-06 15:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:56:32 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My theory has been proven. "hugafriend" has just gone an -2d all my posts. But now there are no more for him. Hence, powerless unless he feels like going through every user ever and -2ing them.
Forensic asked why I just didn't use my main account. Well, I say, why don't they?
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BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING PUSSIES, THAT'S WHY
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-06 15:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alters used to be funny and fun, and not mean. Cabaretgirl never hurt no one.
You bastards ruined EVERYTHING!
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-04-06 15:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i always figured alters were part of the social experiment that is ubersite. they are annoying though.
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Exactly, alters are usually created to be irritating. I can see creating one if you didn't understand how Ubersite "worked" and posted a bunch of shit right out the gate; you could make an alter and start over. Then again, this IS just a website and that action would be pretty sad.
Alters are used for causing shit. We all know this... What is going to "war" with them going to do, other than give them the satisfaction of knowing that they pissed someone off?
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-04-06 15:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really don't think they care, but you apparently do.
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They care, alter. Or they wouldn't bother. You see how that works? Do you need a picture? Want me to hold your hand while Barney explains it to you?
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Ok, you let me know the first time your -2s become just *so* unbearable that you drive someone off the site who is obviously just here to stir shit anyways. And by the way 0 posts /= alter. Paranoid much?
Submitted by Shamone (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate alters
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool. You go gurl!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is gayer than the time i had ass sex with my dad
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have way too much time on your hands
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I see two of my favorite users have already spoken for me.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is gayer than the time i had ass sex with my dad
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have way too much time on your hands
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jonny,
I will be everywhere they are. With all of my accounts. Negating the scum of this site. Day in and day out. Never resting. (Except when I go on vacations and the like.)
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it's only the intarweb, go outside
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i always figured alters were part of the social experiment that is ubersite. they are annoying though.
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, shlongy, shlongy. You are a nobody. Sure, in the real world you might have a little money, but this is the internet. You are a nobody here.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who really gives a shit, Jack, it's ratings on a website that won't put food on your table, won't get you laid, and won't make you rich.
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You'd do well to heed those words, Jeff.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who really gives a shit, Jack, it's ratings on a website that won't put food on your table, won't get you laid, and won't make you rich.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't have permission to even address Shlongy, ass burglar.
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My theory has been proven. "hugafriend" has just gone an -2d all my posts. But now there are no more for him. Hence, powerless unless he feels like going through every user ever and -2ing them.
Forensic asked why I just didn't use my main account. Well, I say, why don't they?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have any alters = (
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Agreed Method.
Peace unto you.
With your army, you would be a worthy ally indeed.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yep, good ol Bret! = )
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crusader below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, that comment by hugafriend wasn't me; I have no reason to -2 you. The password for that account is still the same; the original owner probably dropped that off for you. Looks like I have to change the password if it's not changed already. If I were going to -2 you I wouldn't hide the fact.
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really don't think they care, but you apparently do.
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They care, alter. Or they wouldn't bother. You see how that works? Do you need a picture? Want me to hold your hand while Barney explains it to you?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yidele?
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method,
Keep bringing out your alters. You forgot some.
Shlongy,
Just keep talking and hope somebody that's listening cares.
Submitted by hugafriend (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really don't think they care, but you apparently do.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is jesus firing a human heart?
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HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!
But seriously, I think it's a very profound statement about the source of god's wrath being his love (heart).
Besides man, the heart of god knocks down your opponent's life force by half in Street Fighter II.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is really, incredibly gay, by the way.
You speak Klingon, don't you?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm your huckleberry.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberboard Yahweh = McCallum (Charlton Heston Redux) Nice try you self published pussy = )
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Unless I turned faggot overnight, I don't think I would use a phrase like 'Then I will go about my merry way.'
I've been busy as shit lately and the only thing I've posted in a couple of weeks have been GPF posts.
Amazing. I'm away from uber days at a time and still have petty assholes posting shit on the uberboard.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off.
I don't need to explain myself to you, shithead.
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hahahahahahahahhaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off.
I don't need to explain myself to you, shithead.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
alters suck.
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy,
The main twat. The big pussy himself. Abound with his -2s like he's king shit of turd town.
You hate Ubersite so much, fucking leave. Seriously. Quit bitching about it and leave.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter...shitstain...what's the difference?
PS. Who gives a flying fuck?
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jonny,
I will be everywhere they are. With all of my accounts. Negating the scum of this site. Day in and day out. Never resting. (Except when I go on vacations and the like.)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 09:49:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're an alter and I hate alters. But if you're here to torture the other alters, then I'm down with that.
Why not just do it under your original name?
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My dear Forensic,
They draw all of their poser from being able to -2 a person. Without that, they are just little boys cowering behind their mother from the big doggie.
This will be my last post under this account. They will only be able to hit me a total of 3 times. Then I will go about my merry way, negating their ratings at my choosing.
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you'll be my posts a lot then - alters love to hate me
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi Bart
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FIGHT BACK UBER! GROW THE E-BALLS BART SPOKE OF AND FIGHT BACK!
SPAARRRTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Lame idea.
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*power
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
About bloody time
*Dons silver Patton style helmet, loads Ruger Redhawk with hollow points, boards MBT*
LETS FUCKING ROLL!
BITCHES LEAVE!
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're an alter and I hate alters. But if you're here to torture the other alters, then I'm down with that.
Why not just do it under your original name?
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My dear Forensic,
They draw all of their poser from being able to -2 a person. Without that, they are just little boys cowering behind their mother from the big doggie.
This will be my last post under this account. They will only be able to hit me a total of 3 times. Then I will go about my merry way, negating their ratings at my choosing. In fact, I have some more accounts in the works. The army I raise will soon make them exactly what we feel they are - nothing.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're an alter and I hate alters. But if you're here to torture the other alters, then I'm down with that.
Why not just do it under your original name?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is jesus firing a human heart?
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The checks in the mail, (V).
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stfu faggot, you haven't paid your dues yet for Local 101 Alters Union, you have no say in anything
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Praise be to Yahweh