GPF: Italian Love (481 hits)
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Submitted by BeaverDamn (View user info) at 2007-04-06 16:48:11 EDT
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-07 16:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-04-07 00:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100479#2371883
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 23:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Friday.
I got paid today.
The D'Backs won tonight.
Brandon Webb pitches tomorrow.
I have a little whiskey and a lot of beer.
Bill Maher's on tonight.
The family's happy.
And I just paid off my fucking student loan in full. In fuckin' full.
+2s on me.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We all knew that this was happening. *shakes head and tuts*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-06 19:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bowser's gonna be so pissed
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-06 18:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-06 17:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*warning, the following clip contains serious nerdocity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUgG7Gocb9Y
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Pure brilliance
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-06 17:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*warning, the following clip contains serious nerdocity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUgG7Gocb9Y
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-06 17:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you got Shlongy beat, do ya?
I looked at his FUPA from last year....pretty stiff competition if ya ask me....which you didn't.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-06 17:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If Id written that theres no way Id waste it here, that would have been used for the first worthy SUPA opponent I came across.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-06 17:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Man, that would have made a KILLER SUPA entry if you had.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-06 17:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-06 16:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM, did you write that?
Cause that's fuckin' funny.
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I fucking WISH I wrote that
Submitted by Shamone (user info) at 2007-04-06 16:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a he he!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-06 16:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM, did you write that?
Cause that's fuckin' funny.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-06 16:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-06 16:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-06 16:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
do do do do do duh-do do do do do do do do duh-do do.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-06 16:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's 1986, I'm in the first grade
I'm working really hard to get Mario laid
I gotta save the princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario will get that ass so fuck Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumping on little mushroom men and turtle shells
Dropping down green pipes and secret passageways
Making his move to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All the creatures that attack won't cut Mario slack
Oh shit, hold on I'll be right back
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's got to be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
That's why I'm going to work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand
Mario doesn't want to get hit, he'll shrink
The princess won't fuck a little kid, I think
So stay firm and attend to your own
And eventually the princess will attend to your bone
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you set her free
You get the pussy
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you set her free
You get the pussy
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the princess
But if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instant
Cloud people throwing little spiked animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I've heard nobody's yet run in the princess' oven
And Mario always says "Virgins, I love 'em!"
I hate the koopa troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the back of their shells 'till I get one up
I'm gonna keep playing and I'm never gonna quit
'Cause some kid at school told me you can see the princesses' tits
I wanna beat it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy up on Mario's menu
At the end of each level I jump and get the flag
And say to myself: Another castle in the bag
I hope Bowser's ready, because he's in for a ride
And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide
The princess is a freak even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me
But it's all worth while, just to see Mario smile
Standing next to the Princess, buck naked profile
That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid
Super Mario Brothers, best game ever made
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you set her free
You get the pussy
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you set her free
You get the pussy
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-06 16:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-06 16:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
do do do do do duh-do do do do do do do do duh-do do.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-06 16:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
do do do do do duh-do do do do do do do do duh-do do.