Zebe (648 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.3 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2007-04-06 20:47:32 EDT
The Zebra rates, the Zebra prates
He has no balls for posting
His comments bite into the night
His ass deserves a roasting
Through gloom of night and driving sleet
He rates without a glimmer
Of what it takes to make the shakes
Or cause a post to shimmer
His ratings cool, though all the while
He leaves to just engender
A taste of gutless Wonder Boy
Who's likely on a bender
Perhaps in future days to come
We'll see his talents posted
To show the site and all its kin
Why Zebra should be toasted
You know above that I have lied
His writing is not showing
He speaks of making cash from it
I think his nose is growing
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-14 16:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here ya go
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-07 16:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-07 15:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flying high above the mucky muck.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-07 14:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think someone has a crush.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 23:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Friday.
I got paid today.
The D'Backs won tonight.
Brandon Webb pitches tomorrow.
I have a little whiskey and a lot of beer.
Bill Maher's on tonight.
The family's happy.
And I just paid off my fucking student loan in full. In fuckin' full.
+2s on me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheers, Bubs.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy SHIT, Wildfag, you start with a 0, slide to a -1, then take the plunge to the big -2.
No one here really thinks you are an asshole except me. You believe that, don't you? Huh?
Fucking asswipe....
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Potty mouth.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just kidding. But just in case, don't yell at me for at least 20 minutes. I have to go buy some beer.
Go D'Backs woo
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B'stard; I just ran out of beer, which is actually bad enough, but to hear you say that you are going to buy some, when I can't as the shops are all closed makes me want to fucking scream. Guess I have to drink the fucking whiskey then; shit.
Sick and tired of red wine now.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
On second thought, I have seen better.
*****
So have I, shitboy, but it wasn't anything YOU ever did. Have I told you
lately that you are a fool and a moron? No? Well, baby, I'm telling you now....
Fucking DIPSHIT.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just kidding. But just in case, don't yell at me for at least 20 minutes. I have to go buy some beer.
Go D'Backs woo.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh ye of little faith, Bubba.
Pretty clever. I think you're infatuated, though.
ps, Diamondbacks win.
*******
Heh. With what am I infatuated, Lunger? With Zebe? Nah.
With you? Perhaps. With an Arizona team? Not a chance.
Certain fucksticks (not you) rate my shit and leave stupid comments.
May they all die of herpes of the scrotum. Especially the womenz...
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
On second thought, I have seen better.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh ye of little faith, Bubba.
Pretty clever. I think you're infatuated, though.
ps, Diamondbacks win.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yeah
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-06 22:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-06 21:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-06 21:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Su Fucking Perb.
But you know that he will just come here and say words to the effect (probably the wrong usage) of:
"Your meter was imperfect blah blah I'm a twat blah blah I love to taste cum blah blah I'm a REAl writer blah blah I'm published but I don't want you to know who I am blah blah I'm a cunt blah blah I RULE blah blah I live in a shitty bedsit with my mum and we both use crack blah blah."
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Thanks, Drag. He can't say SHIT about my rhythm, meter, or rhyming. They are perfect.
Wildman, on the other hand, can suck me off..........
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If he has time; I hear the YMCA are after him at the moment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-06 21:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-06 21:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Su Fucking Perb.
But you know that he will just come here and say words to the effect (probably the wrong usage) of:
"Your meter was imperfect blah blah I'm a twat blah blah I love to taste cum blah blah I'm a REAl writer blah blah I'm published but I don't want you to know who I am blah blah I'm a cunt blah blah I RULE blah blah I live in a shitty bedsit with my mum and we both use crack blah blah."
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Thanks, Drag. He can't say SHIT about my rhythm, meter, or rhyming. They are perfect.
Wildman, on the other hand, can suck me off..........
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-06 21:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-06 21:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Su Fucking Perb.
But you know that he will just come here and say words to the effect (probably the wrong usage) of:
"Your meter was imperfect blah blah I'm a twat blah blah I love to taste cum blah blah I'm a REAl writer blah blah I'm published but I don't want you to know who I am blah blah I'm a cunt blah blah I RULE blah blah I live in a shitty bedsit with my mum and we both use crack blah blah."
Hopefuly you get the point.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-06 21:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BANGA
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-06 20:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W